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  • collegehumour, how is it possible you got two of my favorite comedians to agree to a sketch and it still wasn't funny

  • I thought it was pretty funny hahahahaha

  • There is no such thing as god,heaven or hell.Nor is there an afterlife.One day we die and decompose that's all there is to it.All of you who believe are just afraid of death.You wanna live and so you believe that there is afterlife.You wanna believe that when somebody close to you dies they are still somewhere else. When the truth is they are only in your memories.Since there is no god there is no sense in arguing about a fiction like the Bible. It is just a story with lessons in moral behavior.

  • Stop gaming vids like this is mine

  • I don't understand why people dislike this. ITS A JOKE PEOPLE. calm your nibblets and quit being so serious.

  • The reasons things are called a theory in science is not because they are some idea some jackass thought up its because they have not been concretely observed as it would be impossible to go back and watch the entire development of man. A law has to be concretely proven to work with no exceptions what so ever. Calling evoulution "just a theory" is not really a valid defense

  • Ron Swanson.

  • *sniff* dragons do exist 8D

  • 伊奘诺没有狼看着你.........

  • gawwwd, i love this song :O i keep listening to it again and again... it s like booty wave from the onion...

  • I think we can all agree, Creationism is like the Yamcha of Organized Religion.

  • Fact: a catholic priest came up with the idea of the big bang theory

    (not the show, but the theory)

  • the hell

  • all the dislikes? christians who were trolled hard :)

  • religion is a peice of shit. just bullshit propaganda. and if you want to reply to me and ur a christian or something i say "go back and hang out with your imaginary friends"

  • @345patate Jesus christ man!

    this is a comedy video about the fight of religion VS evolution

    COMEDY!

    calm your tits man, its just for comedy

    no need to fight people

  • its funny this has nothing to do with atheisum

    btw ik its spelled wrong but it suks

  • The video is funny. Believe what you want. Don't force it on others.

  • @ticorico995 I agree but I don't think Christians understand the meaning of co-existence Just look at all of the lives lost due to one man not believing what another man believes and whats ironic is after they tried so hard to destroy Paganism is the fact that Jesus birth day is celebrated on a Pagan holiday and if Christ did exist he was born more likely in January.

  • I definently thought figger was gonna rhyme with something else

  • Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

    I made a one-minute video highlighting a very small sample of race-mixing advertisements.

    I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

    If you click on my name “awhitesoul2012” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

    Thanks.

  • That's why i love being English, forget "In God We Trust" we've got Darwin on our fuckin money lol

  • Oh and fish skeletons are found on mountain peaks. How could that happen? Flood!

  • @anwherebutnowhere I wasn't going to reply till i saw this. Yes there might've been a flood, doesn't prove the entire bible. Now let me list two other plausible explanations. Birds, Plate Tectonics. Then as a response to your other comment, the big bang would've occured under specific circumstances much in the same way fossilization only occurs under certain circumstances, so the circumstances quite possibly haven't happened again.

  • If the big bang happened, why hasn't there been another one to create another universe? And if it happened, you're telling me that the whole universe was in a tiny ball, exploded, and suddenly an un-ending universe is constantly expanding without intervention by God and Jesus?

  • lol i dont get that tho...lool did they think they brought eggs with them or whatever....wouldnt that explain why so many died around the same time.? lmao why disprove urself....oh wait ur talking about religion not spiritualness.....

  • Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

    I made a one-minute video highlighting a very small sample of race-mixing advertisements.

    I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

    If you click on my name “awhitesoul2012” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

    Thanks.

  • I don't believe in any religion, but I do think there's a possibility that there might have been "something" to create this world. I don't think it's the best idea you can think of, but it could be possible somehow.

  • I love Megan!

  • How could something as complex as the human body have formed, just by chance!? There are tons of examples of biological structures that exist now, but would have to have formed all at once, with no flaws, for them to continue existing. Life is just so complex, how can you not believe in a God?

  • Anyone want to explain to me how evolution created life? Just by chance, you know, all the parts of the cell formed and somehow magically joined together in just the right way, and then somehow they became alive? Bullshit! It doesn't work like that! What made them become alive? All these evolutionist scientists have so many gaps in their theories, but all they have to do is say "it happened by chance," or "it's to hard for us to understand," and everyone buys it!

  • love the outrage from idiot Christians

  • The Bible Has nothing harmful or negative in it. It supposed to teach people things, that's it.The Bible also doesn't tell people how old the earth is.There's no reason why being educated in sciences etc. and a belief in God can't coexist.And one of the ten commandments is thou shalt not kill, so all the templar knights and anyone else who says they kill in the name of God were not Christians at all.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1

    Nothing harmful in it?

    Are you sure you're not reading the wrong bible?

  • @idan111 yep, show, me something negative that the bible says. something we can all agree has a negative impact on anyone. U wont find anything

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1

    Are you kidding me? I posted another comment exactly for this sort of reply. Here you go:

    Deut 21:21 "And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die . . . "

    Leviticus 20:9 "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death . . . "

    Ezekiel 9:6 "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women . . ."

    Exodus 31:15 " . . . whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death."

  • @idan111 why are u going out of ur way so much to promote ur hate for a peaceful group like Christians? You are only posting segments of quotes from the bible, and not showing what context they are used in.Sentence fragments.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1

    Peaceful group? Right, if I quote mined the below please do present them in context, I'm SURE it'll make them seem less violent.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 I'm a Christian and our history isn't one of peace.

  • @HollywoodME you would know then, that to be CHristian you must follow the ten commandments. And anyone who follows the ten commandments is a peaceful person. If a History isn't peaceful then it isn't a Christian past.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 No, no no. To believe that is to truly be blind and ignorant to our religion. Whoever told you that you have to follow the ten commandments to be Christian, lied to you or was naive themselves. We are a religion of sinners, it says so in our Bible, but through forgiveness we reach eternity. No where does it assume we were peaceful throughout life. Read the Good Book you'll know otherwise. Christians are good overall, but our history is murky as best.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1

    To avoid a cryptic answer, please explain how these verses answer your depiction of the bible:

    Isaiah 13:16 "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished."

    Ezekiel 9:6 "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women . . . "

    Deut 21:21 "And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die . . . "

    etc. etc.

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 The Bible translates to "Thou shalt not MURDER", not kill. There is a difference. I'm not saying the Templars were justified in any way, but killing animals for food, and food only, IS permitted in the bible.

  • lol I love wagon Jesus

  • ...my mind had been blown away until I took an arrow to the knee...

  • Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

    I made a one-minute video highlighting a very small sample of race-mixing advertisements.

    I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

    If you click on my name “awhitesoul2012” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

    Thanks.

  • @awhitesoul2012 I can understand were your coming from, but its BULLCRAP!

  • 4,311 people are rednecks and white trash

  • say what you want but this video is very entertaining

  • It's Ron Fucking Swanson.

  • like if you thought they were going to do some racist rhyming with the word "figger"

  • country singing isnt music

  • @TheSlammys

    Since when are poor white hicks the power base of America?

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  • @alecbg919

    While I guess that's true to an extent, as a non american the bulk of my knowledge base on American christians is derived from these redneck stereotypes. The jokes for me came first, and the grokking came second.

  • 4,294 people are either christains, and/or dont like country music.

    "religion: divide and concur!!!" - governments of the world

    i think we should all shove our beliefs up our poopers and fight the real enemies as one

  • @killer2611 dude if there are more dislikes then likes dont say stuff like that :P

  • @killer2611 yes no more god worship because we have to stop acta

  • @warboss4 that's not what im saying... im saying we need to stfu with our stupid believes, all of us, and just keep it to our selves. there's no fucking point in bringing them up and then arguing over them.

    we're all being exploited and herded around by a small mass of people, and all we care to talk about is who's ass we got shat out of or what type of music is better?

  • @killer2611 First, fix your grammar. Then fix your world view.

  • goood

  • the guy is in parks and rec the show

  • @perfecttrunks2000 the girl is his ex wife

  • Science H. Logic there are some stupid people out there.

  • Christianity is the greatest trolling venture of all time.

  • @DeathMetalThunder indeed it is: its the easiest target audience to troll....

  • this is pretty funny, guess some people are too stuck up their own ass to laugh about facts

  • my opinion...fuck god fuck relegion love evolution<3 , not to offend any beleivers but i just think logic

  • Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

    I made a one-minute video highlighting a very small sample of race-mixing advertisements.

    I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

    If you click on my name “awhitesoul2012” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

    Thanks.

  • Abandoned his personal beliefs ...

    DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX

  • People, people, don't get so worked up, it's just a song about Skyrim.

  • well for a while there we were having an intellectual conversation then some idiots found the cap locks key 

  • This video is one of the first big mistakes I've seen from college humor in a long time...

  • UP YOURS YOU DUMB ASS CREATIONIST

  • this whole video is the biggest troll

  • Jesus was a complete asshole marxist.

  • hahahahaha everyone is angry

    

  • XD Are there still creationsists under the age of 40? If so, then we're definitely reentering the Dark Ages.

  • RON SWANSON!!!

  • This is the best!

  • Great writers on this

  • i thought it was funny.......

  • @MoeFoeChateau Jesus believed what muslims believe today.

    Jews do not believe in slavery, and death penalty by stoning as a punishment for adultery.

  • @MoeFoeChateau Because most europeans alive in the last few thousand years were killed if they werent christian.

  • @MoeFoeChateau Man was not created in the image of god a few thousand years ago. Water can not be turned into wine without the appropriate atoms, which don't exist in water.

    Nobody could build a boat and sail around the world stopping at every landmass and collect 2 or more of every type of animal and insect that exists in a mere thirty days. Even if they were told to buy god...

    And rabbits don't chew cud.

    Shall I continue? I could go on forever..

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies bro most of the bible is poetic (e.g. 7 days obviously wasnt but the order in its written in the bible is the same as the order of the big bang theory) and not fully fledged facts people who believe it word for word is called biblical literalism and not every one is into that so stfu dumb cunt

  • @IndieNuzzle Haha 'stfu dumb cunt', how very Christian of you.

    Everything in the bible is true, we know it to be true because the bible says it is true. You can't just choose what parts of the bible to believe and still be a christian. If you dont believe the bible word for word then you are not a christian. You just have some christian beliefs. But hey, so do I. I believe rabbits exist, but without believing every word was written by god, you are not a christian. It is that simple

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies i doubt that any educated christian would believe the bible word for word, and there is nothing wrong with disagreeing on some parts..

  • @MoeFoeChateau The bible starts with genesis. Read genesis, thats the bibles account on where man comes from.

    Created in the image of god, not created as a result of a few proteins and amino acids floating in water.

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies The bible was written in the words of a human. Then it was rewritten by King James. You people boast that the Bible is the answer to everything. When really, It's an old story book meant on controlling the primitive people. Did a good job too, Just look at yourself. Religion = poor man's opium.

  • First i would like to say i am a believing Catholic with an open mind. Any one who believes every word of the bible is a fool, the bible is full of poems and passed down stories that can't be true. If Christians try and use the bible as a historical document they will lose every time. The christians that believe the bible in it's entirety make us all look bad. See above

  • @boomshaka1aka just because someone's Catholic doesn't mean they can't be a creationist. i know many creationists from all sorts of religions.

  • @boomshaka1aka

    Mind open to bullshit it seems, ha ha.

  • Why CH? Why?

  • XD

    WINGS of a dragon

    they sad that dragons were dinosaurs to explain creationism

    but name one dinosaur that had wings

    missing link

  • @TheLordDai ptaradactal derp

  • @TheLordDai well there was a dinowithwingssaurus that lived in the cantrememberany period along side the bigonewithteethsaurus....

  • @TheLordDai Well no, You are are not there, Pterosaur (Greek for winged lizard) was in the dinosaur age, Didn't breathe fire thought... just a big fuckin' lizard that flew.

  • one quick note im not fighting for either side but the word dinosaur wasn't even invented until reletively lately so it would be difficult to record them...

  • so damned funny

  • I truly find this hard to masturbate to. No meme intended.

  • i know why colledge humor sucks now  all the shit gets voted up and anything with a bit of creativity is fucked in the ass

    i pity the coming years of the world

  • @awhitesoul2012,

    people like you just make me sick, why does skin colour matter? and du you even have any idea about genetics and epigenetics(i mean the actuall sience, not the race bullshit).

    And some state's in the US don't allow teachers to teach the evolution anymore, it's not just a theory, it's the law. (And don't tell me about a good you haven't prooved yet, things exist if you can proove them, not because you believe in them).

    Sincerly, a scientist(a real one)

  • @Ramuis166 I pretty much agree with your points, but being "a scientist" you shouldn't be making that many typos! do*, actual* states* god* proven* prove*. Lol

  • Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

    I made a one-minute video highlighting a very small sample of race-mixing advertisements.

    I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

    If you click on my name “awhitesoul2012” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

    Thanks.

  • @awhitesoul2012 why do you care?

    gtfo you're retarded

  • @awhitesoul2012 Wait a minute, You want to make a master race kinda like what Hitler tried to do in the late 1930's and early 1940's? Why does skin color matter anyway? You are aware that people are genetically matched through something called a 'Pheromone'. If you are opposed then don't fuck a black guy. Don't tell other people not to have mixed families because you are to ignorant to realize what you are saying is stupid.

  • why isn't college humor funny anymore?

  • why so many dislikes?! this is best sarcasm!

  • I HAVE THE FINAL VERDICT OF THIS WAR! CREATIONISTS ARE CRAZY! EVOLUTIONISTS AND ATHEISTS FOR THE WIN!

  • @iLiKeCeRe Since when has any crazy, middle aged hillbilly been able to decide anything, besides what to order!

  • @FDGMWR im not saying this hillbilly knows what he's saying. but i grew up in texas, one of the most religious states in all of the us. and i personally have rejected the religious feelings and gone towards a scientific direction, i.e. big bang theory, evolution, etc. i have dealt with many creationists and this perfectly describes them and that is why i was saying that creationists are dillusional and crazy.

  • Stop being so uptight, folks!

    It's just a joke!

  • @plauskas Not all the Americans are being idiots. I'm not.

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  • @luckyluc009 U sure u aint?

  • haha "just two white heterosexuals in the sun"

    lol...fits very nicely

  • @awhitesoul2012

    Why do I get the feeling, that a racist little turd like you, will never be doing a lot of "mixing" with any women, of any color? Ever.

  • @awhitesoul2012 ... Ahahahahahahahhh! You're either an awesome troll or a very, very stupid person.

  • i never get along well with christrians due to the amount of questions i ask puts em off

  • Ok your first mistake was making the video a battle between religion and basically evolution that should have set off alarms right away

    Because people will fight either just because they want conflict or they feel the need yo defend their beliefs

  • @rockyram987 They can make fun of whatever the fuck they want. Creationism should be ridiculed and I'm happy to see them make this video.

  • @rockyram987 lol jokes bro, jokes

  • Ron and Tammy 2 together again

  • I don't know why so many people dislike this video.. I find it hilarious.

  • Ron #$%^ing Swanson.

  • @palauskas Wow .. coming from an obese kid who has lego city in their basement "trying to play god" ,like . .. really going to convince me lmao.

  • I would legitimately be pleased if everyone here would understand and use BASIC GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!

  • @chinchillas1000 I'm almost 100% sure typing in a mix of all uppercase and lowercase is not using grammar properly.

  • @chinchillas1000 It's also not proper grammar to use no punctuation, who the fuck do you think you are?

  • This comment section is a freaking war zone.

  • @Brown115Productions well put on ur satire helmet and stock up on sarcasm BR-66 standars issue bullets.

  • @Brown115Productions

    I hate to say this, but what did you expect?

    this music video is strictly one sided, and has a way of insulting one of the greatest mythical creatures ever thought of. DRAGONS ARE NOT DINOSAURS.

  • wow. It's not like you have to criticize the person making an argument to make your own valid. That seems to inevitably happen in these discussions.

  • There is no god :D

  • This is what happens when you present an intelligent comedic subtlety, to an Ignorant (American) mainstream. people are to dull to understand it. This is a hilarious piece once you GET SOME VOCABULARY !

  • @elloco204 Humans are not monkeys they are evolved from Monkeys specifically the chimpanzee, if you are to uneducated to understand the difference than you should be worried about your future.

  • @MadDogJake007 Its funny that you think you can specify the type of ape that humans evolved from as if chimpanzees have been around that long. And its also funny that your trying to reason with someone who doesn't believe in evolution, if they're not on board with common sense by now they'll never be.

  • @drewmic323 Thank God someone is familiar with the difference between apes, monkeys and retards.

  • @drewmic323 That's true about the common sense part, but we share over 99% of our DNA with the Chimpanzee (which is far older than modern man).

  • @MadDogJake007 And we share 50% of our DNA with Bananas therefore, by your logic, we must also be descendants of Bananas.

  • @drewmic323 Yes if we actually shared any DNA with bananas we would be partly descendant from them you would understand this if you had ever been a part of a biology class.

  • @MadDogJake007 No we did not descend from Banana's. Nobody's grandfather was ever a banana you can go back billions of years and will never find out that you descended from a banana. We might have descended from the same microscopic bacteria that was in existence billions of years ago, but we are not "descendants" of bananas. You are wrong. And i did take biology you hooligan.

  • @drewmic323 Did you read my comment? I said "if" of course no one is descendant from a banana. If you did take Biology than you would know that we share 99% of our DNA coding with chimps. It makes a lot more sense than the world being created in 7 days or the human species being around for only three thousand years.

  • @MadDogJake007 Yes i did read your comment and i do agree that it makes much more sense but you are taking such a simplified version of evolution. Just because we share so much DNA with chimps that does not make them our direct descendants just our genetic relatives, so before you go accusing others of not taking a biology class, which i have in fact taken, please take one your self or at least try to mentally expand on what your teacher has taught you.

  • Templars

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  • As a Christian, this is hilarious.

  • If they were Jews (LIKE ME) they wouldn't have this problem: in Judaism scientific research and discovery do not conflict with faith in any way.

    Is it so hard to grasp the concept that god may have INDEED created the world - and then simply allowed it to evolve on its own according to marked and clearly observable laws of nature?

  • @HeadofIbis em.... sorry but isn't the creation story the same in both religions? which means that your holy texts are wrong? educate me if im wrong, and explain how i am.

  • @allblue88 Yes it's the same creation story from the Genesis book, but it's taught today largely as an allegory. Jews don't conduct their lives in the modern world according to a 3000 year old text, same as they don't worship god by slaughtering a little goat and burning it on an altar, like it says in the book of Leviticus - doing that today would be insane, right? In Judaism the world of modern scientific discovery is divided from the world of religion and faith.

  • @HeadofIbis aah makes more sense (allthough i need to say, it is only a smaller group of christians, mostly living in america, who believe the creation story to be true) but it makes a bit more sense than creationism. not that i think the idea of an all loving god in this universe makes ANY sense but hey, thats just me :)

  • @allblue88 Actually a recent Gallup stated 41% of Americans believe the creationism story, that's not a small group. 

  • @ComputerGamerify yea, but america is only, what, 350 mil. people? out of 7 billion?

    and they are americans... do i need say more? anyway in europe, believing the story literally is uncommon and laughed at.

  • @ComputerGamerify at least now we know what percentage of americans are lacking abit in the brain department.

  • @HeadofIbis As a Jew (by ethnicity, and an atheist) who lives in Israel, you are so wrong. Judaism objects to science and progress like any other fanatical religion.

  • @sparkss4 מה אתה עושה צחוק אחי? יש בישראל ארגונים אזרחיים שמתנגדים למחקר מדעי על רקע דתי?? הדיון הזה בשאלת אבולוציה VS הבריאה ע"פ התורה לא קיים בכלל בחברה הישראלית.

    The fact is that in Israeli society this debate about Evolution VS Creation according to "Genesis" does not exist. Religious Jewish society freely endorses scientific discovery and research, even the most Orthodox Judaic sects approve of it. In example, the head of Israel's comittee for Genetics research ethics is an orthodox Jew.

  • they're making fun at creationism.....its called subtlety, you know, the kind of humour thats actually funny

  • @fivegirlsonevase

    if this is "subtlety" then there is no more hope for the species..

  • @fivegirlsonevase How is this 'subtle' humor? Its very obvious and blatant. Its just not funny.