SPOOF of Every Airplane Pre-Flight Video Ever

[SayHelloToDarcie]

This was brilliant! My favorite part was the super uncomfortable pause after you talked about smoking, and then how you just moved on. Haha! :)

[stardis123]

Right when you said all the fun things happen after 1:30 in the morning I looked at the clock and it was 1:30

[Schubes17]

@stardis123 YUHP. YYUUHHPP.

[mamawalacomedy]

dead f**king on :-)

[Schubes17]

@mamawalacomedy d'awwww

[MsMoonHere]

I loled so hard through this :3 I can relate to talking back to the automated system that comes up to tell you that you're still waiting for them to pick up <..< I do that to a lot of mechanical things that talk back to me, just because I get so sick of rolling my eyes over and over. I don't think I've ever sung a song or played an instrument while on hold though...unless it was one of my friends on the line. Then I'd pick something ridiculous to caterwaul... yeah *shuffles back to cubby hole*

[Schubes17]

@MsMoonHere haha talking to things that can't talk back is great. Win a lot of arguments that way

[jockmale1900]

Ohh, thanks for the laugh, Shubes! I always tip my waiters 20% because...well you drilled it into my brain! LOL! Take care man!

[Schubes17]

@jockmale1900 YES! and you take care too!

[MigdalaVered]

I like that I'm seeing this the month that I'm going to be flying. A lot.

[Schubes17]

@MigdalaVered I'm glad I could be helpful for ya

[alittlejstillz]

That was some epic improv. Bravo.

[Schubes17]

@alittlejstillz gracias!

[dmt543nerd]

This was SO epicly awesome. My friend and I just went to Hungary and Israel this last fall, and we went through SO MANY of these stupid videos/ demonstrations. Six of them actually. By the 4th one, we started trying to imitate the stewards doing the silent run through, and got glares from everyone behind us.

[Schubes17]

@dmt543nerd that's great! haha

[britishsnobbery]

With spoofs like these u cud star in one of those scary movies series buddy :). Thtd be wicked :)

[Schubes17]

@britishsnobbery indeed it would

[lugiawingsKH]

oh well, i said what i wanted too say, exept for the part about you being as epicly awesomely epicly awesomely epic as a lolasaurus [made that up]

[lugiawingsKH]

1. briliant, it's like a hate video for a situation. 2. i watch air crash investigation, so have memorised all modern safety rules and regulations. 3. 9 DOLLARS FOR SMOKEING WHAT THE JAM TART! SHOULD BE MORE LIKE 50...or mabye that's just me, i'm hyper-sensitive to smoke...4.you could do a hate situation serise, you know, like, what anoys you when you go shopping, or...i dunno long drives, etc, but it could be a really cool thing, people can relate to things you say, i'm out of comment space.

[Schubes17]

@lugiawingsKH People would definitely love a hatred series since people love my rants...

[Schubes17]

@jaymera1 haha yes

[iCookiesHeart]

@Schubes My friend was on a flight to Nigeria last week and as they were putting on their seatbelts, apparently the Pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, would everyone exit the plane and help give it a push start'.... but I think she was joking. Even so, it's hilarious!

[Schubes17]

@iCookiesHeart hahaha that's hilarious

[SlickT614]

Yepp worked out! I'll tweet you to make sure ha. hit up anytime man.. we should do some collabs!

[Schubes17]

@SlickT614 we should collab indeed. Any ideas?

[Fakeaugie]

i've never seen someone use so many goddamn hand motions.. great video schubes

[Schubes17]

@Fakeaugie haha not only do i do a lot normally, but I had to imitate the flight people who use them. I'm glad you enjoyed

[britishsnobbery]

U rock mate :)



[Schubes17]

@britishsnobbery so do you!

[livelovelol4]

Normally I would quote really funny things that were said in the video, but because EVERYTHING was so funny that was impossible. However, I do have to say the piano was very soothing to my ears (4th of July fireworks... not so much).

[Schubes17]

@livelovelol4 hahaha I'm glad you liked the humor and the piano

[emmfan09]

I wish you were my hilarious flight attendant. Instead, I get Pauline.

[Schubes17]

@emmfan09 Damn that Pauline

[SlickT614]

Haha love this video! too funny, never a dull moment for you ha. sidenote: i've been trying to hit you up on twitter man! same as my instagram name.

[Schubes17]

@SlickT614 Ah I didn't realize your twitter was private. I followed you. Did it work?

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-LOOOL that was great!!!

-Mike, you are sooo handsome, and your smile is precious :)

*Hugs*

[Schubes17]

@iLeaveYouWithHugs haha thank you!

[Schubes17]

@SmithVGames they should haha

[Jinny14]

if only this existed when i had to go on an airplane, the flight might have been enjoyable. you have my vote on becoming the next pre-flight video announcer. :)

[Schubes17]

@Jinny14 haha yes. that makes at least one vote

[SilentMousie]

god damn it... I fuckin love your videos...

[Schubes17]

@SilentMousie haha I'm happy to hear it

[TheAsianZing]

hahaha i refuse to ride a plane unless they play this before every flight.

[Schubes17]

@TheAsianZing yesssss

[Justtubed]

you get a video? What kind of fancy-shmancy airplane can you afford?

[Schubes17]

@Justtubed continental?

[knightofmure]

You actually are not supposed to pull the life jacket till you get out of the plane otherwise it can kill you >.>

[Schubes17]

@knightofmure how can a life PRESERVER kill you?

[knightofmure]

@Schubes17 If you inflate it inside the plane while you hit the water, it could stop others from being able to leave the plane as you block the way, as well if there is water in the plane you would float up and drown.... the preserver it self doesn't kill you, however the consequences of premature inflation could.

[Schubes17]

@knightofmure ahhhhh i see. never thought of that

[knightofmure]

@Schubes17 ^^ lol

[Marteezels]

This would make a flight soooooooo much more entertaining.

[Schubes17]

@Marteezels agreeeeeed

[supersharayah]

"Just not a door, because if you've seen Titanic, you'll know that doesn't work very well." Oh, Schubes. You crack me up. XD I'm so proud of your improvisation. haha.

[Schubes17]

@supersharayah haha I'm flattered

[sophiaathina]

OH YEAH.

I enjoyed waiting for my next flight because my other one was delayed.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

[Schubes17]

@sophiaathina haha awwwhhhh yyyeeeaaaahhhh

[HerezMikey]

Oh wow, dude, this was funny. Every time now that I'll get on an airplane and they start instructing you, I know I'm going to start laughing because I'll think of this video. Great job dude!

[Schubes17]

@HerezMikey hahaha I'm glad you will. Thanks!

[09porcupine]

In case there is a loss in cabin pressure, yellow oxygen masks will deploy from the ceiling compartment located above you. To secure, pull the mask towards you, secure the elastic strap to your head, and fasten it so it covers your mouth and nose. Breath normally. Even if the bag does not inflate, please keep in mind that oxygen is flowing. Please make sure to secure your own mask before assisting others.

[Schubes17]

@09porcupine hahaha dead on perfect

[evmoneyTV]

I'm gonna watch this before my flight to Vidcon.

[Schubes17]

@evmoneyTV haha yesss watch it while they play the actual video.

[FernNM]

On Youtube search: Delta's In-Flight Safety Video.

Last week I got back from my trip to America, and this beautiful safety video got me through the flight. The sparkly-toothed fat guy who shows you how to work your life preserver even makes up for the misshapen banana you are given which looks more like a pear. And the botox on that lady...ugh.

[Schubes17]

@FernNM haha i'll have to check it out

[stevierae22]

c: I love you. ..

[Schubes17]

@stevierae22 *blushes*

[stevierae22]

@Schubes17 Awh shucks c:

[DavidWoodFX]

One more video to 100, better make it even more awesome then your usual stuff. If that's possible. Ive never been on a flight so this is even more bizarre to me.

[Schubes17]

@DavidWoodFX haha I'll be sure to step it up. and you'll see once you go on a flight

[PurityRayne]

This is awesome!

[Schubes17]

@PurityRayne you are awesome!

[MrFijiWiji]

lolololololol hysterical. comcast sucks, i know ur pain :P

[Schubes17]

@MrFijiWiji glad you enjoyed, and yes they do

[OpheliaShoes]

I've never been on a flight.

I need to just like, think of this video, whenever I see an actual one..

[Schubes17]

@OpheliaShoes haha sounds good

[tonythephatone]

assuming that there was always a yesterday, all things will always happen after 1:30 in the morning.... your theory is both entirely correct and seemingly entirely broken. *blink*

[Schubes17]

@tonythephatone hahahaha touche

[TheTunaNet]

So THAT's how seatbelts work? :O

[Schubes17]

@TheTunaNet mind blown right?

[countryroo123]

Haha! Best way to pass time when your on Hold ever!!!!! (I feel like I should have to put dashes between all those words) Grammar Nazis, what do you think?

[Schubes17]

@countryroo123 it is a good way to spend time on hold. As for the grammar, it's not necessary I don't think

[BritishKidTeamUK]

Anything special planned for the 100th video?

[Schubes17]

@BritishKidTeamUK probably not, haha. I'll just mention that it is my 100th video

[ageeksrevenge]

Oh my god. I just imagined pulling the tab in the middle of the flight and the jacket puffing up...haha I dunno why that's so funny. XD

[Schubes17]

@ageeksrevenge haha

[elleinds]

you are my favorite youtuber. ever.

[Schubes17]

@elleinds Thank you so much!!!!

[fuzzyslipper7012]

im going on a plane next week and will listen to that safety video probably 6 or 7 times. id rather watch your version..its more entertaining :D

[Schubes17]

@fuzzyslipper7012 haha im glad

[cararook]

lmao, ya'll should give this video to American Airlines. But you can smoke on a plane, you just have to blow the smoke into a wad of toliet paper in a container so it doesn't set off the alarm. Take that airline fines!

[Schubes17]

@cararook you trickster, you

[helloitsmasterhulk]

Im from 1992 Oh yeah. begining of the internet baby!

[Schubes17]

@helloitsmasterhulk helll yeahhhhh

[hellojooyce]

i was so close to being the first comment.

[Schubes17]

@hellojooyce haha indeed you were. You only missed it by 3 minutes :|

[pineapplesanny]

hahaha great funny video the beginning was my favorite part and the end with the arpeggios and you said that was beautiful lmao great video keep it up man!

[Schubes17]

@pineapplesanny Glad you enjoyed, and I shall keep it up! Thanks man!

[nickrockon]

i often wish we could just sign a form that we have flown before and shouldnt have to listen to that bullshit

[Schubes17]

@nickrockon haha that would be wonderful

[Kb1hockeychick]

TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

I love this video!! I feel this way every time I fly!!!

[Schubes17]

@Kb1hockeychick haha I'm glad you do! Great minds think alike I guess

[fulaabalaaba]

This is perhaps the best way to pass the time of being old hold. Everyone should do this. New internet phenomenon! :)

[Schubes17]

@fulaabalaaba haha I agree.