Worst Religious Song Ever

[bmthloserkid666]

haha its funny how this is uploaded by a guy who's username is MrAtheistGuy..just saying

[Benchiladas]

wow, roughly two hundred hits...

[opertnew]

OMG........ the song is just horrible

[91lilfrozone23]

@LordKaisen

What fucking morals?

Stone whoever doesn't listens to a priest, stone witches, stone non-virgins, everybody who doesn't believe and worships your god is going to hell?

Good morals you wanker. Besides you didn't even tried to refute what I said about how stupid you are for using the term "agnostic" the way your'e doing and hiding your sorry bitch ass behind that.

[LordKaisen]

@91lilfrozone23 uh oh here we go, common scum in the lobby common scum in the lobby. You're too immature to understand the ways of life, so you wouldn't value what it holds. Yes there are douches who stone in the name of god. Does that mean that every religious person stones for God? Typical atheist, assumptions left and right like common scum.

I win the argument, just admit it. I guarantee you mate, that there are decent religious people who believe in their faith.

[91lilfrozone23]

@LordKaisen

It's pretty fucking awesome how you say I'm stereotyping all religious people (which I'm not, I'm attacking religion and its doctrines not religious people themselves) while you say shit like "typical atheist this, typical atheist that". Stop being such a bloody hypocrite.

And also, you talk too much but say too little. None of your replies give any factual information but rather evidence-less opinions of yours. Fuck off.

[LordKaisen]

@91lilfrozone23 excuse me can you stop rambling for a minute and consider that everything I just said has been proven throughout decades. Look it up. Yes you are stereotyping. Here i'll jog your memory:

"What fucking morals?

Stone whoever doesn't listens to a priest, stone witches, stone non-virgins, everybody who doesn't believe and worships your god is going to hell?"

No, no, there's no assumption there. You were just talking about the minority right? Except you didn't mention that did you.

[91lilfrozone23]

@LordKaisen

And fuck your "I'm gonna call myself agnostic so I see smarter" attitude. You're no fucking smarter for using a term wrong, the only thing that makes you is a bloody scary bitch for not been able to conclude that god existence is very likely or not very likely. Any unbiased sane person will see that just because you can't prove something not true it doesn't makes it true by default or even make it 50% chance of being able to happen vs not being possible to happen (like unicorns).

[91lilfrozone23]

@91lilfrozone23

Oh and also if you were actually half as smart as you consider yourself you would realize that agnosticism and atheism are non-exclusive terms. Most theists are gnostics, most atheists are agnostic. That's the plain fucking true and that's why MOST atheists are sane and unbiased, because they realize that no-fucking-body can either prove or disproof god's existence.

[guitanton]

A sexy nun should be the singer!!!!

[l337pwnage]

The song isn't bad, but the production is terrible, lol.

This version is better. ;)

/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY

[z9trajkovski]

song equal the world they make for the last 2000 years ... unbearable

[Pyroninja85]

i hope the rapture comes soon...

[ftgpete]

LMAO at the two white guys driving in an empty car park lol

[91lilfrozone23]

I died laughing at 1:34 lmao

[frajos]

God, another one!!! From Friday to Sunday!! This is just wrong!

[vivafulci]

if god existed, christian music wouldn't suck so much.

[7h3Master]

Maybe they should not have gotten the girl with the sore throat to sing.

[rancidfan39]

either kill me or kill yourself, either way I must never hear this again

[hillsilk5]

Ok , this song is cool..

But , I want to explain to you further that we go to church not to entertain ourselves but to entertain God. Yet we go to church again and again and you realize it is boring ,I'll say to you everything will be new to you ,if we desire to seek God more and you want to encouter Him to fill your emptiness.

Great day...

[THEAZBLINK]

She makes Christianity look bad, and i'm not even christian.

[sibleyinthehouse]

Am i the only one who watched the video to the end (which i didnt like)

[JakeAmdahl]

And this is why I'll never go to church again

[0548413274MOHAMMED]

i like her voice !

[crispy380]

@0548413274MOHAMMED she's using autotune

[0548413274MOHAMMED]

@crispy380 And whats that?

[crispy380]

@0548413274MOHAMMED it's a piece of software that digitally keeps you on pitch.

[0548413274MOHAMMED]

its cool song !

[VengadorAnonimoDw]

Qué gilipollez!

[GabFLXCarvalho]

let's praise the Lord -.-

[karenalleluia]

This church made it for fun's sake. Give them a break, haters -___-

[Pederson1995]

I clicked on it because she looked hot from the thumbnail

[mgx3141]

The Auto Tune Massacre.

[TheJetman968]

The fuck just happened? I don't know if I should like it or dislike it...

[whoisedgarcia]

9:30 service is for harlots who stay up all night getting their vag beaten up by scores of men.

[himkornfan]

finally something worst than rebecca black....this piece of shit about the stupid shit that is religion

[indigonight87]

This is the worst song EVER....

[cowboybragg]

It's amazing that all you liberals are so hateful with your comments. So much for tolerance. You try so hard to be cool that you can't appreciate an innocent song like this that is clever.

[davidp2000]

You cant say they used auto tune to keep her in key. May be they used it as a effect

[LordNazgulKing]

I had to pause this half way through. I cannot physically bring myself to listen to any more of this abomination of an already abominable song.

[therealallpro]

All I could think about was how mildly acceptable that barely post-pubescent chick was. hmmm

[seriouslysiriusable]

They used "auto tunes" to keep her in pitch. :(

[flamingacdc1]

no loving god would allow this

The only place it would be allowed would be in hell playing on repeat haha

[MeatRust]

"Suzanna Crimson" sounds like a name a lesbian vampire would have

[LinusNeuman]

SAAB!!!!! WOHOO!

[raduccipasha]

holy satan!!!

[Vislav]

Kill, kill, kill!

[hvictor1892]

is this real... I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

[Byron10301]

@hvictor1892 you don't, you live on youtube :D welcome to the hoard my son

[himanator]

obvisouly seatbelts arent compolsury in christianity

[theredmenace07]

@himanator the hugging arms of jesus are the only seatbelt they need

[runawayjim99]

ugh

[Oscrya]

Funny thing is, Irish people are concerned religious fanatics... the truth... most of us can't be arsed getting out of bed at half 10 every Sunday

[lnofzero]

I have to admit that I really do not like this song. I also cannot say I dislike it either. Compare it to a song where a girl (not a young lady) is advocating a lifestyle destined to leave her, her illegitimate children, and grandchildren in poverty, on welfare, probably dealing with addiction issues -- I find both songs have significant faults.

Christians do not have to imitate the world to be acceptable. I think someone once said "Skilled workers are not ashamed."

[miniamp117]

atheism ftw

[Hollowman1985]

LMAO! this just makes christians look lame as hell. I actually seen a video like this before and its just as bad.

[BandOfAtheist]

The rap part! ROFLMAO!

[Iluvsjustinbieber555]

Religion is a great thing!!!

[jonabrim1]

Actually, pure religion is the only unifying factor in the world. Now, what MrAtheistGuy is referring to as religion is probably today's man-made, watered down pseudo-religion. Real religion is given to man directly from God, who unifies all His children who are willing to listen to His Word and follow it. Although I have to admit, I'd rather that people went to a church than not, even if it does seem like a Sunday club.

[kungfuhussler39]

@jonabrim1 For the people reading this video's comments....could you be a bit more specific, and define "pure religion"....? Or in any event, your definition. Thank you.

[BlackDevilJayko]

Oh their god! That song was bad enough before religion was putted up it's ass. But gotta accept I liked the girl, too bad she's too damn indoctrinated.

[justin70108]

why did conservatives have to ruin jesus' message?

[JeremiahSamples]

This is absolutely THE WORST MUSIC VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[m620]

This was so difficult to watch.

[MrJuanpox]

:facepalm:

[TNTIV]

Fuck this shit haha

[ozzyblyth]

hahahhahahahahah

[lazer300]

LOL "swept the nation with '200' hits"?! :)

[poling1990]

You all do realize this is a parody. It just has a positive religious message behind the humor, its not supposed to be a well performed song or a good music video.

[debstix]

Oh I see..it's NOT okay for Christians to have fun with a bad song? What happened to all that tolerance you all preach? It was cute. Get over yourselves.

[lazer300]

@debstix the point is religion is extremely destructive. christians create a lot of psychotically fanatical sects and historically murdered millions of people "in the name of god". christians would continue in their killing sprees to this day if murder was not a crime. catholic PRIESTS rape underage kids every day. jews kill innocent women and children on a daily basis.

[thebiederman]

@lazer300 In the name of what did hitler and lenin kill millions of their own people.what kind of message were they spreading, also many of the Christians killed people in war. marxist and leninism worldview is also very destructive they do the things they do just to get their way no matter what. try not to point fingers at christians they are not perfect and world is not either, everyone does bad things try not to look at things narrow minded .

[JesusAteMyElbow]

Go to church and meet Father In.

[aqinthe]

I wish a speeding garbage truck would have hit her car.

[gamergeektwo]

i hate sundays

[codmod55]

Sunday is the beginning of the week, not the end O.O

Rebecca Black> This religious BS

[GnosticAtheist]

Wow. I never believed I would say this...

Rebecca Black did a better job.

[metallisomething]

3:16 (John) 'oh look, theres a tree and a firetruck!'

[zippyzee]

0:48 wtf is she doing with her tongue??

[RRATME]

I prefer "possessed by Satan" by gorgoroth

jaja. really

[RazzleDazzle9410]

eh? Fucking canucks

[Jewburger]

her face reminds me of mcluvin from superbad

[Joey6327]

I want to die.

[MrFuzzFuzz]

This is terrible. And funny. But mostly terrible. Except for those two white guys, that was great.

[Jtracy1698leet1]

@MrFuzzFuzz i thought that the kid next to her in the car was a really ugly chick?

[tomhsharky]

lmao, people realise this is parody, right?

[DrStorm81]

@tomhsharky Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing." ;)

[xJohn37]

"Pastor Jim is so fun." wait.....what?

[Xsaster]

A-fucking-MEN

[thespartanprince]

I just ripped out my eyelids and scrunched them up to form earplugs.

[Clapboardstudio]

Can't believe that the original is better....

[massmilitantpoetry]

...after watching jesus was like: "don't care if they are kids, these bitchez are going to hell."

[Zimpan]

Worst religious song -> Rebecca black.... Um...

[mulioctaveman]

A pew is the name of the bench seating in a church.

[TheHapplesComic]

Let's get it to 666 dislikes and just leave it.

[greentrong]

@TheHapplesComic

delivered.

[atalkingcow]

Somehow... the autotuning is worse... I don't get it.

[WolfgangBrozart]

Just think, in another year or two this girl will probably be taking it up the ass regularly and flashing her tits to random strangers.

[wing2912]

I will go kill myself now

[clamstorm]

3:14 I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard.

[zippyzee]

0:48 wtf is up with her tongue??

[TheCMinister]

For fucks sake...

...Where's a good School shooting when you need one?!?!

[MHSlayteraFan]

and i thought religions was bad enough...

[me25422]

pastor jim molested my younger brother but i still love this song!

[me25422]

holy fuck, 200 hits? wow. it must be jesus!

[Threetails]

At least Rebecca Black has some confidence to belt out loud even if the lyrics are so cheesy they give Chester Cheetah a coronary. That makes "Friday" ALMOST fun (almost).

This girl... No.

[thinkjesusb4uact]

I love that song! never had heard it before. but whoever is trying to put it down you will soon realize what you did was wrong, believe me when i say Jesus will come back and take up for us, and put this person in there place. You messed up! 

[LOGICandREAS0N]

fucking horrible lol

[zenethaleir]

At least lyrics make a bit more sence..

[EeeAreEyeKay]

@RaevenIrata on average atheist are more intelligent than theists. That is a scientific fact... BUT i do know some pretty smart theists as well. I am not saying i am smarter than you or anything though. It's just that theist look for answers in the bible The bible doesn't explain everything.. Atheist look for logical answers in science and history books. This would be why they are smarter.

[LilPunKid]

@EeeAreEyeKay I am an Agnostic and I just like to say that most atheists are pretty rude though too. I used to be atheist and I would always trying to tell people they are wrong. I would SAY that they can believe what they want, but I would still hold it against them in the back of my mind. I know thats just me but I know I am not the only one. Hence, why I am now agnostic. I was just like "Screw all this, I am not going to concern myself with it."

[GrungeMaster92]

@LilPunKid How does that explanation make you agnostic?

[Dajuggernaut74]

The worse part is Churches can't think up their own shit, they wait till the "world" comes up with something. Watch it, even though the preacher preaches not to. Then they copy it and say "look what we made up" I grew up with hypocritical shit like this, fucking silly.

[Littlekitcatkitten]

Still better singer than Rebecca Black...small mercy, eh?

[thegreattotemaster]

Isn't it ironic that the Bible says "Thou shalt not steal", and here these fundies are... stealing from *Rebecca Black* of all people? :P

[ghostsade3]

You obviously didn't grow up in church. Shit like this embarrasses Christianity all the time. And if you don't know what a pew if then you definitely didn't grow up a Christian. Lol religion fails so bad

[SecretMotherMan]

Jesus Is Not About Religion , But About Relationship With Him , ! Let's Us Not Be Religious , Have a Bless Life in Jesus Name to ALL !

[RaevenIrata]

MrAtheistGuy can't you tell its a joke? Being Christian doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour! :)

[shazam333]

@RaevenIrata Whaddya mean this is a joke? Sure she's not taking it seriously like Rebecca Black, but she did make a video and dedicated it to her church. She's not laughing at herself.

[autocrossaholic]

this is proof there is no god

[calebwoo]

Yes, you are right!!! no god but one God, can't agree more.

[Girlycard100]

@calebwoo Then no God.

[14gabbers]

2:54 luv it

[agentquishy]

Thumbs up if you hate this persons youtube name.

[elbarto719]

This is still better than anything Justine Beiber made.

[dave204ish]

FFS, and I though christian 'rock' was as low as it could go.

If the lyrics were better this might even be a good parody of religion.

Also given the recent scandals of the church having a teen age girl describe the paster as 'fun' was an interesting choice.

[Chris08852]

"Tearing the world apart"? Bitter a little bit? Can't you tell that this is just a joke? Have a little sense of humor. The fact that you took this video so seriously just proves that you're more ignorant than the people who originally made this video to start with.

[durrtyFKNharry]

And the Lord said, "One must get down on Sunday!"

Troll 8:14

[WooglebumpImpact]

Okay since I see nobody has said it, then I guess I will be the one to.... Ehm.... I would do that girl :i

[asingleverse]

I worship at the church of FSM. I feel so blessed to be touched by his noodly appendages.

[DJDoener]

wtf did i just watch

[LiNiXBoi]

No. More. Chuch. Ever.

[JudgeDaddyRankin]

Less than 1,000 years ago, her father would have sold her into sex slavery.

[bourbonated]

anyone notice when the guys waving his hand at 1:21 the trees in the back ground arn't moving, so what is he actually up to? and maybe you should be looking for a seat in a science class kid.

[purplenonpeopleeater]

Gotta love how it's a church video... and they are promoting not wearing seat belts.

[spook79]

Wow that is so awful..

[J88Wolf]

Made it to 1:16 can't take it anymore.

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

Do you want to know what my biggest problem with the "Friday" music video was? The fact that they were implied to be speeding down the highway sitting on the back of a car. Barring aside the fact that they would be flung off instantly and killed, they would be pulled over immediately. Except that was all crappy green screen effects.

This is literally kids in a car driving through a neighborhood sitting on the back of a car. YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. STOP BEING STUPID.

[TheRuts9959]

Are Y Serious?

[GameHudHD]

Dear God...

[RandoooTammm]

HDTanel was here! :)

[HDTanel]

JESUS, CHRIST!

[sitapea33]

FUCKING I.DIOT



[Tfrancoalejandro]

FUCK!!! My ears! :'(

What is this shit?

[Makkunator]

Sounds a little bit like the computer in Portal 1/2 ... There is no cake :|

[TheWeakHuman]

heading to church on sunday...... nooooo waaay

[xshadowajx]

FUCKING LOL

[mccoy5377]

sick atheist saying vulgar things about a young teen girl, i know there is a God because your all full of the devil ! REPENT FOOLS BEFORE YOU BURN IN HELL !

[xshadowajx]

@mccoy5377 You should be hitting your wife for talking, Silly christians

[mccoy5377]

@xshadowajx you obviously are ignorant about true christianity

[xshadowajx]

@mccoy5377 The part about not cutting my hair? Or raping women because I can buy her from her father?

[TheWeakHuman]

@mccoy5377 O_O

[kinvore]

I am now in favor of bringing back lions in coliseums for this shit.

[waabuffett]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS!

[cesarcantillo]

Pretty time wasting go do some real community service teens this days...

[turtlesrock321]

pastor jim is so fun....what kind of fun little girl (; ahahhahahah

[DOGBIGLOCK]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING EARS

[jhannification]

Why the fuck did they drive an hour and a half to church?

[JerkAzN]

kill it before it lays eggs

[AarinHikaKao]

ಠ_ಠ

[wipeout4wh]

There is no way this wasn't a joke...

[AnimalCrossing334]

hahahahahahahahah COMMUNION BY MY RIGHT EHHH

[jtropeano]

God doesn't approve of riding in a car without a seatbelt, sinner. LOL NVM HE DON EXIST

[starcraftflyer17]

-twitch-

[mccoy5377]

the only thing more lame than this video is a bunch of fools thinking there is no God !

[Sh3llsh0ck]

omfg. o m f g.