get a bike that you like too, so you dont lose interest. also expect a sore bum, but stick with it and youll develop callouses ;)) like sewing or something...
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One last thing I'd add, don't fucking ride your bike in the street when there's a sidewalk right there! There's ALWAYS some kind of idiot on their bike in the middle of the street going 20 mph in a 40 mph zone with 20 cars behind him. And every single one of them believe in the myth of global warming. It seems as more and more of these scientist are proving it wrong, more and more idiots believe in it.
Riding your bike on the sidewalk is a hazard for people trying to walk. If you don't like cyclists riding on the road, bitch at the government to create separate lanes for us.
Up here in Seattle there's almost ALWAYS separate lane for bikers. And yet they never use it. And idk about you, but I very rarely see anyone walking around on the sidewalk. (in the suburb anyway). So not really that much of a hazard. But besides that they very rarely ever obey the rules of the rode when they are on their bike.
bikes are considered vehicles and are supposed to stay on the road, and OFF the sidewalks unless it's dangerous on the road. Then you're supposed to get OFF your bike and walk your bike on the side walk. If you don't even know that, I doubt you know much about climate change. Also, there is no giant consensus either way. We should be trying to decrease our impact on the environment anyway, without going nuts and riding on horses.
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OMG forgot the front light and you have to check with your local laws on the power of the light you must have. I know mine is good, and I think it's like 20ft ahead for were I live. The testing the bike route is prbly the most important thing you can do, cause since you peddling it is hard to estimate time of travel with hills. Also I suggest not using a mountain bike for commuting, cause it's what I use and get to about only 30 mph max with it. But get good tires to prevent them popping.
hell no im not gonna use a bike to go to work it's hella far from my house and its in the next city were i live ,freakin hippies trying to take over the world
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guess how the bikes get to the local bike shop so you can buy one? any guess? anyone? its called diesel eating trucks, everything you consume, even the computer your watching right now. lol never thought of that did you?
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It's too bad that those within big cities who walk or bike to get where they're going have to breathe the same air that was polluted by the people who drove an automobile to get where they're going. o.o
Well, there's the minimal cost of production and transport of a new bike. Also, bikes generally require the production and maintenance of bike lanes. So, minimal, not no impact.
Thanks for demeaningly teaching us adults how to ride a bike, but I'd rather drive my car, because I'm not an uneducated dumb ass that doesn't understand climate science.
Lol this is like "riding a bike for total idiots". I ride my bmx 2 school every day and I have nothing more than 2 brakes and a lock on it, no helmet. Jesus Christ.
Hahhaha give me a break here, wardrobe and at work. Now that sounds very pathetic, unless you are the boss then you probably can have such an option. There are many other ways to reduce pollution besides being silly and not driving a car.
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If drivers were hermetically sealed in their car then exhaust fumes from other cars driving in front of them would never reach their mouths for them to breath it in.
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I commuted by bike for over 5 years. 50 miles round trip for 2 of those years, how insane that sounds now. Granted I was in super shape. Now I work from home and kinda out of shape. LOL
I helped today by farting, burping, breathing, turning on all the lights, driving my car.
Global Warming is a crock people.
If you want to be green go ahead. But the government shouldn't force people to be green by TAXING them for the way they live their lives. If the idiots up at Capitol Hill get there green energy bill passed, your electric bill will go up by 50-100%. Sounds like fun huh?
One of the other things the media doesn't tell you is that according to the Archemedes Principle, when ice melts in water, the level neither decreases nor increases.
I've tried it before, I've taken a cup and filled a good percent of it with water, put some ice in it, let it melt, and the water level didn't rise.
ice is 0.2% bigger than water, and is 0.92g/cm2 or somthing, so your right that is doesn't rise, but what about the ice that is above water level? global warming is a joke, look at the history of earth there have been cold and hot periode's
My old boss asked me to stop biking because it was "disturbing the work environment". Better be sure to ask if would piss anyone at your office off.. kind of lame but you never know..
You should have told your old boss to stop driving because he was disturbing the whole earth's environment! If my boss told me to quit biking they'd have another thing coming!
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apart from being cheaper, faster, more fun, better for you and better for the earth, it's also sexier to ride a bike than it is to drive a car. so why wouldn't you?
you don't hear cyclists bitching about the price of petrol, finding a park and the traffic this morning do you? or how the price of bus tickets keeps going up, how the trains never run on time, and how rude other public transport commuters are. cyclists are a happy people.
Yeah...... and being open to the car fumes outside of a car just makes it a whole lot safer huh?..... Yeah bikes are cool and all, and maybe kind of good for health.... but..... they are such a big hastle, and nowadays, they can get really expencive too. They sell bikes for 3,500$!!!! That's crazy.....
Well that's cool that you ride a bike and all. But when I ride a bike.... I can definatly smell and even enhail a lot of the fumes from the cars going by. And people honk at you and cuss..... I am not saying riding a car is better, but I don't really smell.... or taste much fumes in a car..... rather than being on the side of the road with many different cars driving by. Yeah, riding a bike is pretty cool and fun. Good workout too if you do it a lot. But they over exhadurate this video.
If all you're doing is commuting, a $400 bike will do just fine. People in NYC's subway are mostly illegals, I rather bike. Motorists see me zip by them, and I know they think to themselves, car cost, gas, insurance, parking, and this guy zips by. Awesome.
Yeah..... that's New York City for you. I guess it's packed there. I never said bikes aren't cool. They are jsut a big hastle. Atleast for me, things keep breaking, and you spend most of your time fixing it up, maybe even more than riding it. It's like an idle....... But it just seemed like that for me anyways...... Maybe, I'll tune those gears well some day, and hopefully the chain does not fall off......
I love how these eco-nuts assume everyone lives in the city. Idiots. I could see me biking 12 miles to the grocery store and bringing home groceries for the week. NOT!
in the city we live in they're starting to tear down the old street and add bike lanes. I think its a fascinating idea that has just started to bloom, but the problem is where I commute takes about 30 minutes (driving 40mph). So I really cant... plus I dont want to show up at work all sweaty and stinky.
But my other friends do it because they all live about 5-10 mins away from where they work and they tell me its awesome!
So I encourage you all to commute with bikes if your close to your job!
Scan the ground 30 feet ahead of you. If you're riding a thin-wheeled bike, a small object in the road can wipe you out.
Shift your gaze constanly for parked cars opening their door in front of you. Keep at least 3 feet away from parked cars. Watch for grooves in the road that parallel or driveway lips when transitioning between street and sidewalk. Cut into at a 35-degree angle or it can unbalance u.
great vid! its inspired me 2 get the ol' bike out of the shed. sure, it has a dildo strapped to the seat, but i like it that way (especially straight after my sisters use it....mmm, the wet goodness) yellow jumpsuits 4 every1!
Great video as a bike lover! Simple advice, though. Use a compressor on the audio of your videos....it will get rid of the peaks that come through. Also, in the words of my grade school music teacher "enunciate". If you slow down with your speech, people will absorb it better! Keep up the good work!
I commute to work by bike every day. I even stopped riding the bus. It's only two miles. And after a long day's work, it's easy to get home because it's all downhill. I love it.
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Do you honestly need help on how to ride your bicycle more than just down the street? It's really not that hard, I promise. Let go of this whole Get Green thing, honestly. Mother Nature's survived earthquakes, volcanoes, tectonic plate shifts and the ICE AGE and she's doin just fine now. I think it's incredibly arrogant to think that we could "destroy the Earth." Frankly, we just aren't that capable. Let us get back to solving our own problems before we try to save the world... please.
You really make me laugh...A LOT. We're not capable of destroying the world? Do you really believe that? Ever hear of something called a nuke? Not to mention that you probably wouldn't want to live during the ice age.
Instead of trying to save the earth, the environmental movement is trying to save us. Not this lovely sphere of metal (though we could kill it with the nukes), it's trying to save all of us little walking bits of muscle that live on it writing snarky comments on the internet. Because we like ourselves, that's why. Plus all the other organisms that have the misfortune of trying to survive alongside us.
Wrong. Animals don't give a fuck about us or our attempts to save the environment... or "ourselves." They live on, they adapt, THAT'S the incredible thing about life, it's so flexible. People never appreciate what they have anymore, it's just "we're evil and we should kill ourselves for the sake of the poor little animals." Face it, just like any other species, we do what we can to aid our survival, we procreate, expand our territory, and kill when we feel threatened. It's life, get used to it.
I like to think of it sort of like the spiderman quote - "with great power comes great responsibility" . That is something great about evolution because we are a species that has the power to help and sustain life. But your true about how people don't appreciate things, something about us makes us want to hate ourselves. I don't know... I don't even know why I'm posting this comment, ha ha
Why not go green? It decreases national security risks, by decreasing our dependence on foreign oil, and is more economical. It allows us to allocate more energy resources to military, which you're obsessed about. And it is better for the environment, global warming or not.The only reason you would ever logically neglect the earth is if you are some fat, white, right wing conservative bigot, who is attached economically to the oil, and military.Or you could just be too fucking self obsessed/lazy
Lol so pointless
I stopped watching at the best part... The let's get high bike
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bloodyninja199 2 years ago
I heard a rumor on the internets that biking is hard.
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TheGreenOrchestra 2 years ago
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00sven00sven00 2 years ago
I'm not interested in biking, but your video kept my attention, so good job :)
lenaslife 2 years ago
The puppet was the best. And who wastes their time writing 'let's get high' on their bike?
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Shadapaga 2 years ago
wow biking is werry safe i dont know how it can not be... its the same as walking just faster
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jareth312 2 years ago
Hey, get your helmet over your forehead!
What's behind our forheads is what separates us from cats and dogs. Protect it!
gwpinetree 2 years ago
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ardvarkd 2 years ago
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CryingWindmillFP 2 years ago
One last thing I'd add, don't fucking ride your bike in the street when there's a sidewalk right there! There's ALWAYS some kind of idiot on their bike in the middle of the street going 20 mph in a 40 mph zone with 20 cars behind him. And every single one of them believe in the myth of global warming. It seems as more and more of these scientist are proving it wrong, more and more idiots believe in it.
thormaxtwo 2 years ago
global warming has been proven wrong? ha. even if that was true it is more expensive driving. and fuel is a limited resource.
halfsharkhalfperson 2 years ago
It was bad science to start out with, and the 'scientists' that supported it, most are now admitting that it was bad science.
thormaxtwo 2 years ago
Riding your bike on the sidewalk is a hazard for people trying to walk. If you don't like cyclists riding on the road, bitch at the government to create separate lanes for us.
InsideOutAnus 2 years ago 5
Up here in Seattle there's almost ALWAYS separate lane for bikers. And yet they never use it. And idk about you, but I very rarely see anyone walking around on the sidewalk. (in the suburb anyway). So not really that much of a hazard. But besides that they very rarely ever obey the rules of the rode when they are on their bike.
thormaxtwo 2 years ago
Then fuck them. In Australia parking lanes are usually usable by cyclists, but it sucks ass on public holidays.
InsideOutAnus 2 years ago
thats why i dont give those bastards room, ill fucking hit them
robcarey18 2 years ago
bikes are considered vehicles and are supposed to stay on the road, and OFF the sidewalks unless it's dangerous on the road. Then you're supposed to get OFF your bike and walk your bike on the side walk. If you don't even know that, I doubt you know much about climate change. Also, there is no giant consensus either way. We should be trying to decrease our impact on the environment anyway, without going nuts and riding on horses.
AshillaBeige 2 years ago
She forgot about teaching the idiots how tio ride a bike.. people who know that wouldnt watch this trash..
G0aFreak 2 years ago
with cycle you will breathe scorching heat-dust! so it's bad idea...
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dunno why this one is rated so badly, probably the end of the video pissed ppl off.
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Starshire240 2 years ago
I commute to work by bike every day and it is a great way to keep fit and makes life a bit more exciting.
S2333 2 years ago
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Rubacund 2 years ago
yeah it sucks to not have a car
dustee20 2 years ago
It must suck when you're that simple minded.
crass911 2 years ago
depends where you live
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OMG forgot the front light and you have to check with your local laws on the power of the light you must have. I know mine is good, and I think it's like 20ft ahead for were I live. The testing the bike route is prbly the most important thing you can do, cause since you peddling it is hard to estimate time of travel with hills. Also I suggest not using a mountain bike for commuting, cause it's what I use and get to about only 30 mph max with it. But get good tires to prevent them popping.
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I thought it said "Umbrella Commutes by Bike" and I was a little disapointed when it wasn't.
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totsbytots 2 years ago
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almalynnim 2 years ago
hell no im not gonna use a bike to go to work it's hella far from my house and its in the next city were i live ,freakin hippies trying to take over the world
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RamirezKillers 2 years ago
guess how the bikes get to the local bike shop so you can buy one? any guess? anyone? its called diesel eating trucks, everything you consume, even the computer your watching right now. lol never thought of that did you?
skirbyr 2 years ago
haha your 10 if you use rolf , no 12 is the size of my cock though, cant wait to get in my diesel and dirty up the air, cause i know mother nature takes care of all that pollution crap, we cant damage the environment, only crazy ass hippies buy in to all that green b s
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djsantos013 2 years ago
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McJesus35 2 years ago
5 miles per gallon when fully loaded!
skirbyr 2 years ago
fuck bikes, i try to hit as many bikers as i can with my 7 miles per gallon 18 wheeler. i love it
skirbyr 2 years ago
right thats smart hit bikers.... soo what are you 12 or something rofl
floyd990 2 years ago
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sell your car and buy a bike! lmao and get soaked when it rains
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jcswimmer512 2 years ago
It's too bad that those within big cities who walk or bike to get where they're going have to breathe the same air that was polluted by the people who drove an automobile to get where they're going. o.o
HiddenFacedMatt 2 years ago
Lol what did she mean riding a bike has "little" impact on the environment? Wouldn't riding a bike have no impact on the environment?
nevermind2886 2 years ago
you exhale CO2. but other then that, nope
terroriticus 2 years ago
Well, there's the minimal cost of production and transport of a new bike. Also, bikes generally require the production and maintenance of bike lanes. So, minimal, not no impact.
horseygirl37 2 years ago
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afiVSblaqkaudio 2 years ago
Thanks for demeaningly teaching us adults how to ride a bike, but I'd rather drive my car, because I'm not an uneducated dumb ass that doesn't understand climate science.
daagrimreefah 2 years ago
i love your bike!
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MYCOCKISHARD1 2 years ago
Lol this is like "riding a bike for total idiots". I ride my bmx 2 school every day and I have nothing more than 2 brakes and a lock on it, no helmet. Jesus Christ.
xXx1TripleG1xXx 2 years ago
Oh, I wanna see you ride a bike with a suit for 4 miles in the hot summer or freezing winter. You activist are fucking nuts.
planetinvader 2 years ago
perhaps you missed the part about having a wardrobe at work...
cynicalmindy 2 years ago
Hahhaha give me a break here, wardrobe and at work. Now that sounds very pathetic, unless you are the boss then you probably can have such an option. There are many other ways to reduce pollution besides being silly and not driving a car.
planetinvader 2 years ago
Or in pouring down, freezing rain, even better, lol
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o0OeftichisO0o 2 years ago
If drivers were hermetically sealed in their car then exhaust fumes from other cars driving in front of them would never reach their mouths for them to breath it in.
plica06 2 years ago
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RobGazo 2 years ago
I WANNA RIDE A BIKE DERRR WTF HOW?
mgd40 2 years ago 2
Riding a bike isn't rocket science, jesus christ is this video made for 5 year olds or people with downs syndrome?
lookoh 2 years ago
diesel burns cleaner than gas!!!! get your facts right
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shskiwi 2 years ago
I'm not gonna lie, I thought this video was going to be about an umbrella attached to a bike for rain.
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Specialk3080 2 years ago
I commuted by bike for over 5 years. 50 miles round trip for 2 of those years, how insane that sounds now. Granted I was in super shape. Now I work from home and kinda out of shape. LOL
turboman808 2 years ago 2
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ripwavecurls 2 years ago
I helped today by farting, burping, breathing, turning on all the lights, driving my car.
Global Warming is a crock people.
If you want to be green go ahead. But the government shouldn't force people to be green by TAXING them for the way they live their lives. If the idiots up at Capitol Hill get there green energy bill passed, your electric bill will go up by 50-100%. Sounds like fun huh?
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
inuyashalover3885 2 years ago
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tvontheradiohead 2 years ago
Man made global warming THE BIGGEST LIE ever told. Its a shame that they fill our kids heads with this crap.
inuyashalover3885 2 years ago
One of the other things the media doesn't tell you is that according to the Archemedes Principle, when ice melts in water, the level neither decreases nor increases.
I've tried it before, I've taken a cup and filled a good percent of it with water, put some ice in it, let it melt, and the water level didn't rise.
That was in what...5th grade I believe?
inuyashalover3885 2 years ago 2
what if the ice wasn't in the water to begin with? If land based ice melts and the water flows into the ocean there will be some increase.
The question is how much.
phish3r 2 years ago
if you have a pound of feathers, and a pound of bowling balls, which one weighs more?
... is the real question here.
20Freddie12 2 years ago 4
neither..... they both weigh a pound
steelers20165 2 years ago 3
but how can you have a pound of bowling balls if a bowling ball weighs more than a pound?? hmmm
burt7837 2 years ago
ice is 0.2% bigger than water, and is 0.92g/cm2 or somthing, so your right that is doesn't rise, but what about the ice that is above water level? global warming is a joke, look at the history of earth there have been cold and hot periode's
GTAfreAk112 2 years ago
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oHotCrossBuno 2 years ago
Biking community?! xD
Helmet? ROFL
Save the enviroment? .... xD
WHO CARES?!
mtnus 2 years ago
your future children might care...
dutte 2 years ago
NAH! not my FUTURE children... i guess my past children will care?
Even so the planet is gonna cool down and your the fuckers who made the big freeze!
w00t! go girls! go girls! -.-'
mtnus 2 years ago
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Maceywindu235 2 years ago
My old boss asked me to stop biking because it was "disturbing the work environment". Better be sure to ask if would piss anyone at your office off.. kind of lame but you never know..
gomebike 2 years ago
You should have told your old boss to stop driving because he was disturbing the whole earth's environment! If my boss told me to quit biking they'd have another thing coming!
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BeatlesFan4ever20 2 years ago
Bikers are tough!!!
jimmyjamesrotteneggs 2 years ago
Every country should have a separate cycle lane for bikes, I'm too afraid to use it on the roads
GirlsHateMeVeryMuch 2 years ago 2
apart from being cheaper, faster, more fun, better for you and better for the earth, it's also sexier to ride a bike than it is to drive a car. so why wouldn't you?
you don't hear cyclists bitching about the price of petrol, finding a park and the traffic this morning do you? or how the price of bus tickets keeps going up, how the trains never run on time, and how rude other public transport commuters are. cyclists are a happy people.
lizziebombizzie 2 years ago 2
Yeah...... and being open to the car fumes outside of a car just makes it a whole lot safer huh?..... Yeah bikes are cool and all, and maybe kind of good for health.... but..... they are such a big hastle, and nowadays, they can get really expencive too. They sell bikes for 3,500$!!!! That's crazy.....
BurningFlashlight 2 years ago
I have to disagree with you there!
Inside a car, higher values of toxic fumes and fine dust are measured than on a busy city street on a bicycle.
Also the faster breathing pace of a cyclist pumps more fresh air in and out so the toxic fumes won't 'linger' that long inside of your lungs.
Proud 84km roudtrip every day bike commuter!
PS: check my youtube clips for nice exerpts of the rural part of my commute
xquizit79 2 years ago
Well that's cool that you ride a bike and all. But when I ride a bike.... I can definatly smell and even enhail a lot of the fumes from the cars going by. And people honk at you and cuss..... I am not saying riding a car is better, but I don't really smell.... or taste much fumes in a car..... rather than being on the side of the road with many different cars driving by. Yeah, riding a bike is pretty cool and fun. Good workout too if you do it a lot. But they over exhadurate this video.
BurningFlashlight 2 years ago
If all you're doing is commuting, a $400 bike will do just fine. People in NYC's subway are mostly illegals, I rather bike. Motorists see me zip by them, and I know they think to themselves, car cost, gas, insurance, parking, and this guy zips by. Awesome.
A1R5N1P3R 2 years ago
Yeah..... that's New York City for you. I guess it's packed there. I never said bikes aren't cool. They are jsut a big hastle. Atleast for me, things keep breaking, and you spend most of your time fixing it up, maybe even more than riding it. It's like an idle....... But it just seemed like that for me anyways...... Maybe, I'll tune those gears well some day, and hopefully the chain does not fall off......
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HYDROROCKER 2 years ago
I love how these eco-nuts assume everyone lives in the city. Idiots. I could see me biking 12 miles to the grocery store and bringing home groceries for the week. NOT!
bookhound63 2 years ago
in the city we live in they're starting to tear down the old street and add bike lanes. I think its a fascinating idea that has just started to bloom, but the problem is where I commute takes about 30 minutes (driving 40mph). So I really cant... plus I dont want to show up at work all sweaty and stinky.
But my other friends do it because they all live about 5-10 mins away from where they work and they tell me its awesome!
So I encourage you all to commute with bikes if your close to your job!
seanarrative 2 years ago
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thegamezhhhz 2 years ago
P.S. Wear a helmet. That's about the only important point in this video. My three points below are by far more crucial to you staying safe.
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patrickryan5311 2 years ago
Three most-important tips for urban bicycling:
Scan the ground 30 feet ahead of you. If you're riding a thin-wheeled bike, a small object in the road can wipe you out.
Shift your gaze constanly for parked cars opening their door in front of you. Keep at least 3 feet away from parked cars. Watch for grooves in the road that parallel or driveway lips when transitioning between street and sidewalk. Cut into at a 35-degree angle or it can unbalance u.
wiking8 2 years ago
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Lurgsous 2 years ago
great vid! its inspired me 2 get the ol' bike out of the shed. sure, it has a dildo strapped to the seat, but i like it that way (especially straight after my sisters use it....mmm, the wet goodness) yellow jumpsuits 4 every1!
maddawgqeiwfje 2 years ago
Great video as a bike lover! Simple advice, though. Use a compressor on the audio of your videos....it will get rid of the peaks that come through. Also, in the words of my grade school music teacher "enunciate". If you slow down with your speech, people will absorb it better! Keep up the good work!
skooot1 2 years ago
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patrickryan5311 2 years ago
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7gq 2 years ago
are you kidding me?? how hard is it to get on your bike and go to work? what tips do you need?
noinsurancepolicy 2 years ago
avoid rolling over the hoods of cars. im a vet commuter and its happened to me. trust me on this, it hurts.
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josue230392 2 years ago
Happy fuck the earth day, April 23
thefreedomwillcome 2 years ago
lawl fuck the helmet shit.
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ccc6ccc6 2 years ago
I commute to work by bike every day. I even stopped riding the bus. It's only two miles. And after a long day's work, it's easy to get home because it's all downhill. I love it.
AtomikNY 2 years ago 2
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thefreshprinceofva 2 years ago
Being green is a luxiry, I'm so poor I have to work 3 jobs and to get there on time I have to drive my BMW X5 SUV. It's a hard economy man...
Rubacund 2 years ago
to celebrate Earth day in my own special way, I parked my SUV in the driveway and let it idle for 3 hours!
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DoomDoomGrrr 2 years ago
i just got a new BMX bike, i love it!!
BurningSpaceship 2 years ago
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CrAzY4CiNdY 2 years ago
Do you honestly need help on how to ride your bicycle more than just down the street? It's really not that hard, I promise. Let go of this whole Get Green thing, honestly. Mother Nature's survived earthquakes, volcanoes, tectonic plate shifts and the ICE AGE and she's doin just fine now. I think it's incredibly arrogant to think that we could "destroy the Earth." Frankly, we just aren't that capable. Let us get back to solving our own problems before we try to save the world... please.
egrost18 2 years ago
You really make me laugh...A LOT. We're not capable of destroying the world? Do you really believe that? Ever hear of something called a nuke? Not to mention that you probably wouldn't want to live during the ice age.
Vortex1988 2 years ago
Though I didnt see the comment this replies to, I can tell it was written by yet another brain dead Rush Limbaugh dittohead.
canubelieve 2 years ago
OK, let's rephrase this poorly worded term:
Instead of trying to save the earth, the environmental movement is trying to save us. Not this lovely sphere of metal (though we could kill it with the nukes), it's trying to save all of us little walking bits of muscle that live on it writing snarky comments on the internet. Because we like ourselves, that's why. Plus all the other organisms that have the misfortune of trying to survive alongside us.
horseygirl37 2 years ago
agreed. People often forget that our environment is us and we need it to live.
jessejax 2 years ago
Wrong. Animals don't give a fuck about us or our attempts to save the environment... or "ourselves." They live on, they adapt, THAT'S the incredible thing about life, it's so flexible. People never appreciate what they have anymore, it's just "we're evil and we should kill ourselves for the sake of the poor little animals." Face it, just like any other species, we do what we can to aid our survival, we procreate, expand our territory, and kill when we feel threatened. It's life, get used to it.
egrost18 2 years ago
I like to think of it sort of like the spiderman quote - "with great power comes great responsibility" . That is something great about evolution because we are a species that has the power to help and sustain life. But your true about how people don't appreciate things, something about us makes us want to hate ourselves. I don't know... I don't even know why I'm posting this comment, ha ha
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sassypantscorp 2 years ago
fuck going green!!!
fuck the great global warming swindle!!!
fuck the gore!!!
fatdude0815 2 years ago
Why not go green? It decreases national security risks, by decreasing our dependence on foreign oil, and is more economical. It allows us to allocate more energy resources to military, which you're obsessed about. And it is better for the environment, global warming or not.The only reason you would ever logically neglect the earth is if you are some fat, white, right wing conservative bigot, who is attached economically to the oil, and military.Or you could just be too fucking self obsessed/lazy
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