Times are Hard..

[xtacee1990]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xtacee1990]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[RKOyou]

LOL I love you chris<3

[avalon1istheword]

you lost me on that one

[jessica1combs10123]

i thank you look really pretty as a girl!!

[polslu]

lmao this guy is hilarious

[nickidonthateonme]

Lawdicantakeitnomor I don't know how I got here either damn I was listinin to kesha

[LawdICantTakeItNoMor]

What the fuck am I watching and HOW did I get here?

[sassy2420]

i would drive away too,lol.

[fortworthhomegirl]

HA!!!!LOL!!! So good, OMG, boy you are off the chain!!

[leetledanigirl]

HAHAHAAH OMFG

[2dboy]

you live in gorgeous area!

[jrdkitty]

"IMA YOUTUBE CLEBRTY SO I CHARGE EXTRA but wa u got in mind there boy"

LMFAO!!

the dude is like "FUCK?!!!!"

[quebonitassonlastvs]

JAJAJA GOOD VIDEO!!!!

[theone8970]

So funny

[itsnataliabitches]

hahha tht funny ass hell



[SmallFishProduction]

LOOOL....EPIC!

[HavocManX5]

Lmfao

[LizzieHazACupcake]

Lmfao.

[xxprincesszeexx]

LOLOL he's hillarious xD

[kirukim1]

lols



[sickspy37]

how are you a celebrity? you're disgusting. everyone laughs at how nasty you are and how gay you act its really gross. i didnt just go and search you up like a assume other people dont too i saw you at the side bar. fuck youre nasty. fuck

[HellNoification]

@sickspy37 i hope u relize this video was really just a joke....not to be taken literal...gosh people r so stupid these days...they can't tell sarcasm unless it has a "haha" or "LOL" or "JK" at the end.

[NavB00]

@sickspy37 Do us all a favor and go jump off a damn bridge. K thanks bye

[WweMariaa]

@sickspy37 your really weird

i would punch you if i saw you on the street keep your oppions to yourself

and your fucking ugly with no friends

so FUCK OFF !!!

[queenangel321]

@WweMariaa umm...wow... thats fucked up. if you dont like someone then why watch ther vids?

[WweMariaa]

@queenangel321 Noo i'm not saying that to chris crocker i'm saying that to a hater of chris crocker lol

[KingdomsandMemories]

@sickspy37 HA. Stupid bitch, not knowing life. We don't give a shit what you do, so give a little respect and do the same.

[shadowlucariokid2]

@sickspy37 Ok, that was rather inappropriate, but I agree with what you're getting across.

[snickerzz101]

lmao XD :3

[EstrellasDeLeLuna]

OMG Chris i have NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD in my life i love you hahaha.

[mushacala]

wow you are beautiful

[sickspy37]

@MissSparkleCandy why would you say dont read this when youre commenting on a video obviously people will read it dumbass

[mrchrmedone]

chris crocker bleaches the hair blonde. coz that way he will look more american// the american stereotype whie blonde blue =american thats y he bleaches the hair blonde

[EmoraChan13]

@mrchrmedone American doesn't equal blonde. o.o The stereotype is that blonde=sexy/innocent.

[mrchrmedone]

@EmoraChan13 thats BULLSHIT.

[EmoraChan13]

@mrchrmedone You're bullshit.

[mrchrmedone]

@EmoraChan13 YOUR MOTHER IS BULLSHIT bitch!!

[EmoraChan13]

@mrchrmedone lol You do know I'm joking, right?

[aloraisadiva]

@mrchrmedone dude, calm your tits down.

[freerunningjoehiggs]

@Bro0ks1902 why are you gay as well fucking weirdo and next time you give some one a bj

wipe the cum off you face before you take a photo

[freerunningjoehiggs]

sorry was this supposed to be funny you make me fell sick 

[var2c]

HAHAH HILARIOUS CHRIS!!! AHEM... THERE IS AN UP-CHARGE CAUSE YOU RE A YOUTUBE CELEB? :) LOL

[BloodyRosesx]

lmao....that was funny yet creepy when he said what you got in mind?

[StaticBehavior]

LOL! That was real cheap, BUT HILARIOUS! Love you Christineeeee!!!!

[muxmedia7]

XD This was funny!

[5gayz1channel]

hahahahhaha

[EastCoastPeace3]

OMG you know i just realized he almost has the voice of herbert the pervert from family guy.

[mymumissostupid]

@EastCoastPeace3 lol that's what I said on another vid. It's pretty scary how their voices are so similar

[itsjerryworldxd]

everyone plz subscribe to my channel thank you in add me too plz

[ScarWithNoobz]

LOL

[ionaford1978]

this video is offencef to prostituts

[Jaddeeyyy]

@ionaford1978 and?

[ionaford1978]

@Jaddeeyyy my opinion not yours.

[starvingforinsanaty]

haha good comedy skit as always Chris

[starvingforinsanaty]

haha

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

Goodbye horses...

[TheJack0Phantom]

not to be mean, just being truthful, I swear this isnt a hate comment, but When i look at your face I feel like i need to throw up. :S (I have been feeling kidna sick latley)

[Xscenelaura]

this is not chris. its funny though.. not

[iDirtyDianaX]

LMAO

[ps3girlgamer1990]

lmao @ this video

359 people were in the car that drove off

[MrsCreatureComforts]

how dare 358 people dislike this video?! <3

[NormallyUpsideDown]

lol that was funny 

[MakeupBarbie16]

lol so funny

[ilducedino1]

that sounds like andrew's voice?! Felicity?

[simplelife221]

Ha! (:

[JessyRosecroft]

LOL

[gvd666]

lol so funny XD

[xSweetFancyMoses]

thumbs up if Chris' tweet sent you here once again! :)

[ashleyrhdh2015]

Gosh that pic of you is so BEAUTIFUL!

[FRANCISCO417]

Lmfaoooo

[chrispatyna]

i love your accent Chris!!! What part of America is that from? x

[manolo152]

@chrispatyna hes from the south i believe tennesee

[xKitsunax]

Hahahahahahhahaha lol!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!! xDDDD this why i luv u chris xD <3!

[Rebekah7713]

LOL you are SO FUNNY!

[awonderland123]

lol that really funny"WAIT COME BACK!" XD

[kellikeller789]

well technaically he is a celebrity. by deffinition. lol ( A celebrity (sometimes referred to as a celeb in popular culture) is a person who is easily recognized in a society or culture.)

an he is lol its a celebrated person good or bad.

[painxxxl]

omg he/she is ill, it thinks it's superstar and celebrite :D:D im dying laughing

[MrBradmuffin]

@painxxxl Why is it that every time Chris Crocker gets hate comments on one of his videos the person can't spell correctly? Why does the government force children into schooling if it doesn't help? O.o

[painxxxl]

@MrBradmuffin cause i hate that exhibicionistic fag

[agustusgaloof]

I'm sure you've heard this before but you should probably seek medical attention instead of just attention.

[topsy420]

You're not a superstar, you're a fag.

[OmegaAfroGamer]

this is the only chris crocker vid i laughed at. but still hes tryin to pass as a gay hooker which makes him creepier

[MrSillyboi920]

Omg chris ily!

[xx4evaxx100]

wtf

[makeupforeverr3]

some people dont understand that sometimes shes joking! did you see the interview with maury?? she said that shes an internet actor.

And if you want to call her a him idc

[blankprobe1pt4]

@makeupforeverr3 Oh this joke went home allright. Superb! I laguhed so hard I think I grew a sixpack! ;D

[saintsFlow]

oh yea its so hard to be a youtube celebrity sittin home the entire day making pointless videos been hated by millions oh yea

[videofreakboy91]

@saintsFlow haha obv u dont get he is joking

[BobbyRice2]

Times are not hard.

[cyneticx]

hhahaha ur so great i love u

[msJenskii]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[xtishiix]

IF YOU DONT LIKE CHRIS CROCKER- get the FUCK off of her YouTube page and get a fucking life. Only those of you with a lot of freeee time have enough to pay attention to people they don't even like. There's truth behind every lie- you're on her page, so you must be interested? Hmm. Love you, chris.

[jube2300]

@xtishiix same!!!!

[artistboy8212008]

@xtishiix haha this is so true that it's funny =]

[BobbyRice2]

@xtishiix

he*

[Valensia02]

Chris s my bestie

[spol07]

but you like it hard so what the hell are you complaining about times being hard????

[koechiaki777]

to QuelloFreddo...yeah he could rape someone in like 10 seconds tops lololol jk

[ddgetout]

fuck you

[McCrumpit]

Sounds like Jodie Foster sometimes.

[QuelloFreddo]

He's being sarcastic you idiots :/

And woah he's a good runner :)

[JediBarbie]

Many Youtubers have way more subscribers that you and don't let it go to their head as much as you seem to. Obviously you are kidding in this video, but there is truth behind every joke. A part of you does think you're a star and lets face it, you are far down a long list of YouTube "stars"

[Tamelanj1]

you're not gonna get anywhere in the suburbs, baby. a girl like you has to take it DOWN TOWN. and for a cut of your action, i'll kick danny noriega's faggity ass off your corner before you even get there!

[xtaylorluvsyoux]

"but even being as big of a celebrity as i am" hahaha wow, ur NOT a celebrity.

[chiotteux]

Hella funny X'D You run fast !!

[punkrockpixie2]

This.

Cracked me up.

[purplexspaceship]

i have that shirt you were wearing

[Tragic2]

lolll in that picture you vaguely resemble jenna jameson....

[TheCountryTexan]

LOL screw y'all that was grand!

[RMCKIE]

Reverse the car and teach Him/Her a lesson.

[Core404]

fail

[MrVitous]

hai qualche parentela con Sgarbi???

[musikoholic3]

Funny! ha ha ha!

[williambrown007]

I nearly pissed in my pants at 0:25. LMAO!!!!!!

[lucyisincyprus]

u r too FUNNY!!

[LadySierraSays]

and gettin even harder , for a pre madonna baby momma dramma , as the lyrics go from an Eminem rapp !!! LOL !!!!

[OmgITZPaigee]

lol... Chris ily!!!! U always brighten my day! :D

[LoSWitch]

lol

[VirginSin]

hahahaha..

[BuxomRach]

hahahahhaahah i literally laughed out loud,chris u r so funny!

[MrChevySpark]

Times are Hard..

so is the dick in your ass...

[ShareYourUnderwear]

My gay friend used to talk like this all the time...until we got in a fight :/ I love you Garrett.

[xxfoolish92xx]

lol..."I'm a youtube star!!" I love you Chris Crocker!

[thefuzz97]

you scare the shit out of me

[Totalmachine09]

This is hilarious

[entertainmentguru77]

rofl i loved how u said economy

[tsu90]

You rock, Chris!

[crazychick0390]

lol

[TheOfficialRandomer]

Haha :')

[ThaKaulitz]

LOL I LOVE YOU

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

lol. ur very funny. i love how your always pokin' fun at urself. :P awesome

[crazyangel8907]

i wanna hang out with chris crocker

[charlinasilver]

man! you're  fast!

[Manchild1250]

OH no! Oh dear no! What were those horrible people in that car doing to Chris Crocker! OMG! Oh Gawd how can such injustice occur! OH the inhumanity! Leave Chris Crocker alone! Leave him alone! All he wants is to be respected and to live a good life! You people are scum! How can you!

[Manchild1250]

And you are an Idiot!

[bloodrose123ify]

hahaha " c'mooon imma celebrity coome bbback! " hashahah

[Aesthetixxxx]

I'd pay Chris for sex any day xD,

[Rayniedayxxx]

u reeeeeally r not a celebrity....ur a jerk

[ShayneSama]

Chris runs really fast.

[Romeighla]

LOL!

they drove fast, fast. xD

[SelenaParaSiempre]

OMG YOU GO CRIS CROCKER lol

[UneTragedieBelle]

Why would you say you hate someone and call them a bitch when they aren't even responding to you or being mean or insulting in any way? That's extremely rude and unnecessary. And why have you left a hateful response to every comment on this video that isn't insulting chris? It's not funny. When people read those they're just going to think you're close-minded and ignorant. Think about it, surely you don't want people to think of you that way. I'm not trying to insult you, but they wont like you.

[gustycaleb]

what the fuck u talking about?

[TooFuckinReal]

LOL. Okay, this was pretty funny. That country accent and "well i'm an internest starar"

[hootie1616]

WHAT EVER UR NOT FUNNY!!!!

[BaptismOnFire]

this is really funny! at the begining is he filming in a restuarant or something, LOL, he has a lot of guts

[CheekyCommentTroll]

tranny fag

[verypathetic]

Haha!! Love this video.

[Vogliomafia2]

You.........are gay

[YesIBeTiffy]

0:18 I thought he was a girl

[sugararual]

HAHA this is soo funny,. ur awesome chris,.

[gracielaespinoza]

LOVEEEEEEE IT

[DobermanGinGin]

LOL!!!

[sweetyv69]

Chris Your Funny!

[NewYorkCityBoy123]

Chris... You want people to think you are " famous " .. but honestly no one knows who you are .. You are not famous so get over yourself.

[MOVIEMANFAN]

A part of me died when I watched this video. Fuck me this is tragic

[florlilialovly]

i CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS!!

[76special]

me neither, he is funny.

[memercyme]

hahahhahahah

[datsexcmamikay]

Funny

[76special]

this had me on the floor laughing, thank u Chris.

[starmoguilll]

Ec-con-ome lmao!!!

[teamrocfan]

lol, your southern accent keeps getting thicker and thicker. And you can run fast!!

[strocksebastian]

ok dude im dorry but... man, u should go back to bein a man dude seriously...

[miszalexthediva1]

llol

[jJORDANx100]

whore.....

[JAGDPANTHER20]

Sick ass cracker child molester.

[kissmybabytwo]

lol

[untoldstoriesofme]

fucking love it

[Coasterfreak18]

ahahahahaha

[Invisiblekyd]

oh dear hahaha <3

[MrFudgeism]

is he a transexual

[Siobhananders]

lol

[angelofcalamity980]

@snoodle1994 u think chris is freak alot of other ppl think hes a youtube celebrity so majority rules you lose

[00InuyashaLovers00]

-___-

[ibaHumor]

hahahahahahahahaha!

[Brittnayymarie]

lol

[itania14]

i love it!!

[0123biteme]

omg hahahahahahah :)