The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said, "Get the kids out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
Who would have thought that when I watched this video (my first vlog) that I would instantly grow to love this family as much as my own and meet them in an airport in Wisconsin a year and a half later and actually be in one of their vlogs! You guys are awesome and have never failed to make me smile <3
lets all personally message shay to tell him to do something big on his 800th video on shaytards, i dont usally say this but.. thumbs up so every one can see -_-
@saif0950 So what if sontard said babytards real name? If you are a true shaytards fan you wouldnt care! you would keep it to yourselves and know their real names are still sontard, babytard, princesstard, rocktard, katilette and shaycarl!
Does sontard say "you're screwing my condom" or "you're screwing my song up"? I thought it was the first one because Shay didn't try to get him to say it again lol but who knows :P
This was my first ShayTard video. And I remember thinking....THIS GUY IS NUTS!?!?!? And after watching a few more. I have learned to love him.... I wouldn't have it any other way XD
@11:38 that's a cap to a set of headphones, the kind that wrap around your ears. I'm actually wearing a pair right now... the exact kind that would go to... weird.
umm shay were you talking about the native indians from americia becuse if you were then the white peole (or the people from europe) took the land away from the indians by force if not the killed them learn about the american revolution and our american history . no disrespect just saying ...... i still love our family though
@jasminepamela22 Actually Princesstard, Mommytard, Carlie, & Grandmatard have all "slipped up" throughout the vlogs. And technically Shay has too since he doesn't edit it out, lol.
shay it may be just me, but i don'r think that "princess" comment to sontard was quiet necessary... he was only singing a song that everyone else was singing. He even said that you ruined his song. i mean i know you may think that being gay is wrong and that is totally fine, that is your choice... but you could have at least made the comment after the song.plus you where saying "and a prince im hoping comes with this" if you are going to teach your kids those morals, you need to be more careful.
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MommyTard was prego and no one knowns lol
TheLovebugpink 4 days ago in playlist More videos from SHAYTARDS
having a crappy day, feeling slightly down, and so i choose happiness, in the form of watching old shaytards vlogs!! :)
DollyDaydream20 4 days ago
Shaytards marathon <3 and awww babytards so cute
huggable1903 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SHAYTARDS
First time they sing "I've been dreaming of a true loves kiss, and the prince I'm hoping comes with it" :) They sing it like 100 times after this lol
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"You're screwing my song up." Oh Sontard. Lol
Yanerd13 1 month ago
The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg
The CDU is the ruling party in Germany
wwwtotalitaerde 1 month ago
U can't drink tap water in America?
or maybe the Shays aren't american. I dunno :)
UsedtoWoW 2 months ago
@UsedtoWoW yes you can. it smells like a swimming pool, but it's drinkable and wont kill you.
But i preferd bottled water or the filtered water I got from the dispenser on the freezer when i was in the us working as an au pair.
knarkanders 2 months ago
@UsedtoWoW så går man in på din sida och ser att du är från sverige. haha
doh!
knarkanders 2 months ago
@knarkanders Nice namn btw :P
JansProduction 2 months ago
Indian giver! XD
puppyprincess12345 2 months ago
@lovinglife1221 i dont have costco or sams club because they dont exist in florida. i have target, publix and walmart :)
myunicornwilleatyou 3 months ago
I just heard shay said that he is only riding his bike for 5 miles... about a week ago he rode his bike for 30. Im so proud of you Shay!
Thumbs up so Shay can see!!!
ThatVolleyballGirl08 4 months ago 25
awww their so young here
LiZz1Ee 4 months ago 10
Shay: "Hey let's let them eat as many as possible and see who throws up first"
Mommytard: "NOOOO!! I'm not staying up all night with them!"
classic
blondybash321 4 months ago
mommytard is SO beautiful!!! YOU ARE GORGEOUS
blondybash321 4 months ago
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'Indian giver' is the term you are referring to, Shay. But I'm sure its been said.
KELSCENE 4 months ago
Lol Shay was getting mad at mommytard hahaha cause of the malichi voice sorry if I butchered the dogs name!
iloveurbf 4 months ago
did sontard say your screwing my condom
lbrecyo 4 months ago
sontard said screwing and video quited and they gave him spankies lulz, jk, but they told him not to say that for sure
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i love how the juicer is like almost as tall as babytard
jennieandpeterfan 5 months ago
SonTard's flexing is so PDP. :)
krystalwooo 5 months ago
why not gaming pay i won 300 bucks in a turnement for 1rst place
liamd00m 5 months ago
"hey studmuffin yea wat u doin later?" lol
jordanbrooke94 5 months ago
LOL babytard's adorable run..it's more of a fast toddle
omgoctopusomg 5 months ago
You didn't know what the blackberries were because you're so used to the iPhone.
GoldenFlither15 5 months ago
this was posted on my bday :DD :)
fizzyboii 5 months ago
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Brielle591 5 months ago in playlist Shaytards 2
I cuda sworn i heard sontard say "your screwing (with) my time" hahah
Brielle591 5 months ago in playlist Shaytards 2
Hey there!! Loved your videos. When's your next one coming? Please let me know. cccccxx
TheGeorgelizos 5 months ago
Awwe the good ol' days when there was a side bar!!!
TheBrianna7789 6 months ago
35 dc here in england its 16 dc and im warm
MsFishy12 6 months ago
10:15 it sounded so much like sontard said "youre screwing my mom though"
I know he didnt, it just sounded like it xD
schizophrenicPrime 6 months ago
SEINFELD!!!!
tard101x 6 months ago
I made the horrible mistake of eating at 14:35 ...
AnnaandJessrthebest 6 months ago
i love dried maaangooos
AnnaandJessrthebest 6 months ago
This was my verryyy FIRST shaytards video ever! when i saw the thumbnail i was like: cute women with fat bearded man?! :P
sftballchick6 6 months ago
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said, "Get the kids out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
peace1143 6 months ago
omg i love how im watching all of these 2009 vlogs in 2011 lol....mommytard, you do really have a beautiful voice, i can listen to u sing all day<3
kellyxyellow 6 months ago
INDIAN GIVER!
Badnewsbroad 6 months ago
wtf did sontard say lol!!
lextasy227 6 months ago
LMAO @ the part w/ malachi's voice
MrsMJLoveAlways 6 months ago
and you're still singing the same song from enchanted :)
katyamcflyxX 6 months ago
mommytard needs to be in a disney movie! she could be the voice of a princess! :)
outanames6 6 months ago
i have the same juicer as them =]
01cheetahlover 6 months ago
Is it just me or after sontard sang he said u are screwing me condom?
mw2ownsmysocks 6 months ago
Malachi voice is BOSS!
Llamaboy117 6 months ago
223 people cant sing
Trev1234or 7 months ago
about 1/4 of the way there!!!
izmistaalex 7 months ago in playlist 2nd shaytards
indian giver!
ItsKarenDuh 7 months ago
This was b4 facetime. so i bet you have had more stares back then
christmt3 7 months ago
SHAYTARDS!!! answer me :( i always comment but you never answer D: please answer i love you guys
wowzum12345 7 months ago
@wowzum12345 they have wayyyy too many comments to answer yours.
GiJordyn 6 months ago
@GiJordyn o thanks alot D: now i know my chances are even better :(
wowzum12345 6 months ago
@wowzum12345 Well look at it this way, they dont answer any comments so your not alone.
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@GiJordyn THEY DO I SAW A VIDEO OF THEM ANSWERING 3 COMMENTS!!!!! dont be a party pooper
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293/855 slowly treaking along/ i stil have a long time to go
RickyFromKingston 7 months ago
Now I had to go find the whole song, in stead of just listening to the first few lines.. =)
caroleines 7 months ago
LMAO funniest malachi video!!! hahahha love it
edianeh 7 months ago
Indian giver is someone who gives you something and them take it back
tvrule 7 months ago
14:03 INDIAN GIVER! :P
itsfaith77 7 months ago
@itsfaith77 that's a Seinfeld reference actually, Jerry was dating a Native woman and pretended he had never heard of that phrase
longview1987 7 months ago
@longview1987 well either way thats what it is called
itsfaith77 7 months ago
you guys should of just got a xbox with a kinect and play it as a family :D
itsfaith77 7 months ago
Could they sing that verse anymore from Enchanted..oh wait. it's 2011. they did.
ohemmi 8 months ago
sonttard babbytard princesstard look all little from this vlog to 2011 vlog now mommytard still looks beautiful as all ways
keylea123 8 months ago
This must have been the first time they sang the true loves kiss song!
XxaleyixX 8 months ago
Answer: Indian Giver ;D
ArizonaTea4life 8 months ago
wow, i didnt even know kids werent allowed to say sit indian style anymore...never heard of the applesauce bit haha
GiovanniRose277 8 months ago
"That was an old lady." As she's right next to him haha.
Jacqueline7oX 8 months ago
indian giver!!! also happens to be a good song by Squirrel Nut Zippers!!!
Sledge254 8 months ago
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Wow your very good keep it up but i think you can try out for this cool contest! Find Me A Star dot com ill vote for you! lol good luck!!!
MsBeaStar3 8 months ago
I love u and ur videos u are awesome I am obsessed with them
lmosuk 8 months ago
This was the very first SHAYTARDS video that started my obsession..
smilesalot525 8 months ago
I'm native American and I don't consider Indian a racist term
zorillawarfare 8 months ago
Who would have thought that when I watched this video (my first vlog) that I would instantly grow to love this family as much as my own and meet them in an airport in Wisconsin a year and a half later and actually be in one of their vlogs! You guys are awesome and have never failed to make me smile <3
BoomerDisney 9 months ago
indian giver!
amateurartist3 9 months ago
I think this has to be my favorite shaytard episode.
blondybash321 9 months ago
pedometer looks pedo-meter
HBK23451 9 months ago
haha sontard goes "you are screwing my time"
sticklysickly22 9 months ago
Anyone notice how they sing "True Loves Kiss" in like 5 different videos!? :D Enchanted FTW.
CountryFan122 9 months ago 47
is costco like bj s becuase i have never heard of costcos
tutuwaffle 9 months ago
indian giver :)
ameestarrie 9 months ago
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lets all personally message shay to tell him to do something big on his 800th video on shaytards, i dont usally say this but.. thumbs up so every one can see -_-
LeMasterDisaster 9 months ago
pause at 10:04 for a funny princesstard face haha
mynicknameisyale 9 months ago
Prinsesstard had a whole butt load of fruit snacks at the end and if u listen closely u can hear her say " I will save these for me"
MsCrazyG123 9 months ago
shay, dude ur sooo funny!!! i might be ur biggest fan!!! haha im watching ur videos everyday!!!! im only 11 ;) but keep on making videos!!
mr123oli 9 months ago
i was hoping that sontard would say blonde because i have a blonde girlfriend
fordies4 9 months ago
haha "lets see your eyes" *closes eyes*
beamer714 9 months ago
this video is one of my favorite vlogs.
krazyen 9 months ago
0:56 fountain boner
Phazon413 10 months ago
INDIAN GIVER! :P 14:03
itsfaith77 10 months ago
rofl slo-mo head bonk is hilarious :P sorry babytard :)
itsfaith77 10 months ago
"You're screwing my song up."
priscillajolita101 10 months ago
@shaytardsfan34 scary my eyes are green and below my right eye I have a small brown birthmark:()
momomoore1623 10 months ago
My eyes r green but on my right eye I have a brown birthmark
shaytardsfan34 10 months ago
5:53 "because...because why?......"
from mom to daughter lol
BreakingKYC 10 months ago
I love the sound of sontards laugh <3
NaeLJoyce 10 months ago
That's a quote from Seinfeild lol
TheWillGremlin 10 months ago
@saif0950 So what if sontard said babytards real name? If you are a true shaytards fan you wouldnt care! you would keep it to yourselves and know their real names are still sontard, babytard, princesstard, rocktard, katilette and shaycarl!
MaddieGaming 10 months ago
you always drink water out of bottles. can u also drink from the sink?
ThaThumkee 10 months ago
oh oh mommytard can sing! if you think shes a good singer give this comment a thumbs UP:)
dahellokittylover321 10 months ago 113
You are crazy but I love how all family members are crazy. You have a beautiful crazy family :) enjoy watching you guys
SeanKimStyle 10 months ago
I miss the california ones :'(
wameed98 11 months ago 2
that should be a t-shirt, quit throwing corn at me
emavix3 11 months ago
hi i am the future and you will have a child named rocktard :)
DCgames672 11 months ago
@DCgames672 nahhhhhhh....u crazy
whenmonkeysattack16 11 months ago
omg i love this vloggg
michelleeez 11 months ago
Sweet Mustang
JohnnyJohnsonIAm 11 months ago
Does sontard say "you're screwing my condom" or "you're screwing my song up"? I thought it was the first one because Shay didn't try to get him to say it again lol but who knows :P
xxPaperHeart101xx 11 months ago
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is babytards name emma !! i think i heard sontard say it :/ xx
Scarbieex 11 months ago
''I hate true love!'' Ahah!!
AnishinabeInnushkueu 11 months ago
OMG I LOVE DRIED MANGOES!!!! XD LUCKY MY DAD DOESN'T GET THEM ANYMORE
99Girfan 11 months ago
"What are you somebody who gives somebody something and asks for it back . . . i'm not familiar with that term" - seinfeld!
audioa41 11 months ago
You guys r so funny ;)
famousfor08 11 months ago
What if it's Son, Princess, Baby, Rock and RE.
Bak3dB3an 11 months ago
un baiser pour un amour sincère et un prince charmant pour nous plaire♪
MelanieAlexandria 11 months ago
Its also called Pretzel style :)
abcsoaps1994 11 months ago
indian giver
Tenoosie 1 year ago
ooh they all have brown eyes apart from shay!
katiesjustthebest 1 year ago
This was my first ShayTard video. And I remember thinking....THIS GUY IS NUTS!?!?!? And after watching a few more. I have learned to love him.... I wouldn't have it any other way XD
crazy4jay 1 year ago
babytard.. lookz kinda like mummytard.. lol.. maybe she may become one hot chick also... lol.. :P
Trixaz8 1 year ago
yesss. yesss. besssts eveerss and p.s. your wife is hot so watch her and make sure shes not alone when im around............
MrJoek13 1 year ago
YaY for Costco !
0MissElizabeth0 1 year ago
indian giver
amanda3334n 1 year ago 2
Omg I live near Malibu how come I never saw u, u jurk u didn't come and visit me!
Miguelcoolio 1 year ago
LOL Seinfield Refrence FTW!!!!! im not familiar with that term LOL
TheWillGremlin 1 year ago
you guys remind me of my aunt and uncle who also shop at costco
somedeadgirl 1 year ago
LOOL at Princesstard at 11:44!! :D
themango98 1 year ago
LOOL at Princesstard at 11:44!!! :D
themango98 1 year ago
@11:38 that's a cap to a set of headphones, the kind that wrap around your ears. I'm actually wearing a pair right now... the exact kind that would go to... weird.
Ashchethem 1 year ago
@Ashchethem it might be one of those popper toys...
sinder3lla09 1 year ago
@sinder3lla09 Nooo. It said Philips on it and everything.
Ashchethem 1 year ago
lol sontard "you're screwing my song up"
whateverface12 1 year ago
SHAY, BUT YOU CAN GON ON THE INTERNET ON XBOX SILLY
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Sontard said "your srewing my time" xD
clubpenguinworld200 1 year ago
Sontard said "your stewi
clubpenguinworld200 1 year ago
enchanted is like the best princess movie ever!!!!
songninjanumberone 1 year ago
Mommytard has a better Malachi voice hehe
tclol 1 year ago
i dont give a dang if it is name indidan style
thelifesucks321 1 year ago
no way jose!
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Haliqhamal 1 year ago
I'm not quite sure where it's from, but you must know where a good Chinese restraunt is.... lol
hertzdoughnut500 1 year ago
I want ur dog-
now...
thanks.a
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im scared he might crash on his bike while vlogin
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BiggiePanasonickTube 1 year ago
OMG you are Right by my house!! :)
itsTabitha94 1 year ago
I WOULD DO THAT GRANGER LOOK A LIKE! OH YEAH!
lfcscouser2010 1 year ago
i got question...what kind of camera do you use to film?
mkambas 1 year ago
@mkambas They use a Flip Ultra HD.
cordsandstrings 1 year ago
@mkambas Flip
acerthanacegirls 10 months ago
whos left hands is on their chin?
ichiilah 1 year ago
it is my bday
ladygcw40 1 year ago
Shay: "I think I've come, at least 2.5 miles."
Me: "That's what she said :)"
jakubzx 1 year ago 50
@jakubzx omg i just made my day! lol
TroubleAndFriends 1 year ago
Dude ten hours a day that's impressive
conanspeaks 1 year ago
im a big gamer i spend 10 hours a day playing XBOX but if i had a family like the shaytards id give up vediogames and internet
sic99308 1 year ago
I have blue eyes and I love them.
PurpleWarrior37 1 year ago
umm shay were you talking about the native indians from americia becuse if you were then the white peole (or the people from europe) took the land away from the indians by force if not the killed them learn about the american revolution and our american history . no disrespect just saying ...... i still love our family though
smilegummy23 1 year ago
Indian Giver
PancakeTroll 1 year ago
i can imagine them 8 yrs later rolling their eyes at their dad cuz of his craziness lol
Arnella09 1 year ago
i love how sontard is the only one to slip-up in the name situation. i know the girl's names but not the boys'.
jasminepamela22 1 year ago
@jasminepamela22 Actually Princesstard, Mommytard, Carlie, & Grandmatard have all "slipped up" throughout the vlogs. And technically Shay has too since he doesn't edit it out, lol.
cordsandstrings 1 year ago
shay it may be just me, but i don'r think that "princess" comment to sontard was quiet necessary... he was only singing a song that everyone else was singing. He even said that you ruined his song. i mean i know you may think that being gay is wrong and that is totally fine, that is your choice... but you could have at least made the comment after the song.plus you where saying "and a prince im hoping comes with this" if you are going to teach your kids those morals, you need to be more careful.
crazygirl4h 1 year ago
LOVE THIS VIDEO i want to be a tard xxx ur family is awesome XD xxxx love ur vids thats why im watching them again lol
kim18694 1 year ago
Does anyone know what the video was called when babytard locked herself in the bathroom and they had to get her out the window?
mushkinpuppy 1 year ago
@mushkinpuppy oh that was very early on, i dont know the name but go back through his early vids, it's easy to do as they are short.
nikeeweston 1 year ago
INDIAN GIVER! hahaha
TheStarforsaken 1 year ago
babytard is a juicing fiend!
AuddBal 1 year ago
sontard got extra blubber :D
bupify 1 year ago
i love you shay tards you rock
paulavnoe 1 year ago
mommytard cant do the voice >:(
BradandBitches 1 year ago
Btw Shay and Katilette, It's ,"I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss and a prince I'm hoping comes with THIS"
LOL
Love you guys :]
ChannelZach 1 year ago
in england its like 7 degreese lol cold or what our hot is 25 degreese
Missprincess96561 1 year ago
I love Princesstard's little gesture when she sings about the prince. So cute. (:
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hungarylnnjsd 1 year ago
can i be adoptedtard?
marmorala 1 year ago
that water fountain water bothers me the way it doesn't come out far enough. so people could put their lips on there. ugh germs!
0212LTM 1 year ago
In eleven monthes, you'll be singing this is Rocktard, and you still won't know the words.
Wow I can tell the future! ;)
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