REJECTED QUESTIONS FROM THIS YEAR'S EXAMS - Mock the Week Series 9 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[NightSayana]

how much was Hitlers gas bill?

Discuss

[kepone405]

If Japan had 9 whaling boats and they hunted 27 whales, how pissed off is Greenpeace?

[MixtapeWeekly]

andy has seemed to stop shouting while talking since frankie left

[SKiLLxSHOTz]

Chemistry: Whats that smell? LOL!!!

[TheRealXboxNerd]

How angry is Mario at the fat tall man who only eats red and green mushrooms?

[chrono1217]

what are the correlations between fruits and reading Guardian?

[olegna89]

@chrono1217 because guardian readers are middle-class yoghurt knitters, so they're more likely to eat exotic fruits thinking it's "hip"

[vibrance2006]

0.26 lol

[superawais13]

your mums a slag and now shes pregenant whose the dad

[ArandomNutter]

Your mums a slag

[chibinekogirl101]

@ArandomNutter discuss

[Ma6ku6ta6]

Mel Gibson leaving the... what? x)

[mrkmclachlan06]

@Ma6ku6ta6 The Mobos. 

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

ugly fruit.. LMAO

[mrsonicstudios]

what round, flat object, more commonly known as a frisby, is used for a game similar to the hammer throw in the olympics... discuss

[jimbo271uk]

If X=7 and Y=12,calculate the chance of you losing your virginity without a cost implication.

[19Musicman97]

If you mix blue and yellow how crap is your government

LEGEND

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@19Musicman97 I don't get that joke

[sabobskia]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 Red is usually right wing and blue is centre left (not sure but something like that)

The UK at that time had just come up with a joint-covernment consisting of both red wing and centre left and people weren't happy about that coalition.

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@sabobskia I think I understand haha. Thanks :)

[WalkingDoodle]

@sabobskia Almost correct. Our left wing (labour) is red, right wing (conservatives) blue and the centre left (lib dems) yellow.

Still don't know how this coalition is surviving, tbh.

[shsgabrsm]

If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your governmant? CLASSIC! also 2 people are seriously f***ed up

[50CaliberElliot]

I would have said, "What is argued to be the best Olympic sport, DISCUSs

[jumper30000]

@50CaliberElliot i dont get it?

[50CaliberElliot]

@jumper30000 Discus is an old olympic sport, most essay questions in an exam end with the word discuss, which contains the word discus, hence why I put "discus" in capitals.

[jumper30000]

@50CaliberElliot oooooooooooooh i see.

[weatherallc05]

that smell is bullshit?

[weatherallc05]

theres always some complaint about how "easy" exams are, lighten up adults

[CheekyTaa]

Lisa is 16..or at least she said she was. How fucked are you?

[kitaarmes]

1 person had their lower intestine removed :P

[RuleBritannia1987]

If you mix blue and yellow how crap is your government?

[00Manga0Lover00]

Question: peter had 10 pounds to go to thge shops, rubbers are 10 pence, apples are 3.50, pencils are 1 pouund but its buy one get one free and peter has a discount of 30 pence, he buys 4 things for each

Answer: FUCKING ASK PETER

[Tweddlr]

Henry the Eight loved the bitches, discuss.

[ATStirzaker]

@MissDumyat That made literally no sense :(

[chelsy205]

If there are four apples on the table and jamal takes two, what colour is jamal?

[LokkerG]

What's more reliable in arriving in under 30 minutes, your local pizzeria or an awkward one-night stand?

[Alexmo555]

Oh. 1 person didn't get the questions right...

[Konstiin]

man frankie boyle got plastic surgery or something

[ibycoolboy]

1 person stretched his lower intestine as far as it could go

[Mra393]

BRILLIANT! XD LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF!

[AngelBiLove]

Oh i love that chatup line =o

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[snowyalice]

Keep pressing 3 or 4 or any nuber really.

[karinosai]

If we want to interpret his joke every which way, we could say he meant mix blue and yellow to make green, fairly synonymous money. The reason for making money being that the government has none.

[ATStirzaker]

@karinosai he's on about the conservative and lib dem coalition... Only Americans refer to money as 'green'.

[karinosai]

@ATStirzaker Uhh, no. We aren't the ONLY people who use "green" as slang for money.

[halogen123]

@karinosai Pretty sure you are. In any case, that's not quite the connotation he had in mind when talking about a blue-yellow government.

[karinosai]

@halogen123 Again, no, we aren't. Believing that only people in America would use "green" as slang for money when the country it originated in has put out so many movies in which money is referred to as such that cross international borders is downright ignorant. And I didn't say that's what he had in mind, I was poking fun at everyone trying to interpret that joke their own way.

[Deanbass77]

I wanna go drinkin with Andy.

[tidmouthmilk12]

what's that smell? me: cloraform

[LittleMissGleek97]

1 person was one of Henry VIII's bitches :D <3

[MsKianEgan]

If Mary has one apple, Thomas has an apple and an orange and Tarquin has 2 apples, an orange, an ugly fruit and 2 kumquaats...whose parents read the Guardian???

hahahah x :D

[mymysuzie]

@CrystalGrabber ehh what do i know.. politics doesnt mean anything to me XD

[CrystalGrabber]

@mymysuzie it could have meant the coalition between Fianna FailURE and the Green Party

[mymysuzie]

@Loostifer im pretty sure its refering to the liberal democrats and the conservatives, rather than the irish

[Loostifer]

If you mix blue and yellow, you get green, the colour of the Irish government

[SMDeathwind]

1 person couldn't discuss why their mother is a slag.

[MCVViankana]

Whoever disliked this obviously has no sence of humour!

[dmsjr2]

if you removed a mans lower intestine and stretched it as far as it could go how angry would he be PMSL

[urbangekko]

1:28 whoa...freaky flash 0_o

[poorambo]

@MotorsportMonster haha r u still gettin bullied on the other vids??? YES!!!!! iv just been reading the comments,u got fkn owned,haha. go an have a slow wank over addison u oxygen thief.

[TheSevanthNinja]

"if you mix blue and yellow how crap is your government" lol epic

[asheesmiff]

Calculate the circumference hahaa.

[Alexmo555]

Calculate the circumference of Eamon Holmes using pi.

[NewSuperAvenger]

If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your government?

[Izzibelle1993]

'Henry VIII loved the bitches. Discuss.'

If only that had been a question on my AS History exam!

[nanocookie29]

@Izzibelle1993 I will do all in my power to work that question into my schools exams. I'm in a school that uses "common slang and crap" (as decreed by my teacher) in exams to help us understand them easier.

[qwertyTRiG]

I loved the Guardian one from Hugh.

TRiG.

[TheMonkey297]

Question 4:

A car is travelling at a constant speed of 70 miles an hour round the M25.

In what imaginary universe are they in fact living in?

[monstarmatt]

i love the way hugh dennis makes that shady eye movement after a joke.

[poorambo]

addison is a twat

[mentalvids99]

Wayne lives 3 miles away Kayleigh and Martin lives 6 miles away from Wayne. who got her pregnant

[mentalvids99]

@mentalvids99 answer. HER DAD!!!!!

[time2blowstuffup]

LOL ROFL xD

[SaritaTaylor]

BRILLIANT!!! as usual, if I had to choose 1 program to watch for the rest of my life, this would be it...(bit of a shame FRanky isn't there any more, but they do well without him I habe to admit!)

[LDJ27]

I love this show! AHAHA. ;D xoxo

[roarul]

HAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!! LOVE THIS SHOW!

[wizztay]

greatness.

[Kerriangel]

If you mix blue and yellow.... how crap is your government?

[Lukester15]

Proper LMAOOOO'ed at this last night hahahaha!! These guys are legends!!

[hennessey50]

pro guys

[ECTBWHO]

: ) I love this show!!! : )