TELL THAT TO YOUR THERAPIST NOT FACEBOOK!!

[Celladebella]

haha

[SophisticatedWalrus]

You are so amazing :)

[10799alicia]

lmfao X) i can stop lafin

[46JacobyGirl]

your mom took away your ipod lmaoo :)

[1MasterPuppet6]

you're voice is what amused me most.

[1MasterPuppet6]

@1MasterPuppet6 *your

[silentgui08]

whats myspace? man the shit is fossilized

[Ms69SouthernStyle]

xDD Hahahaha! "Ima vicious Chihuahua today." Love it! Love you!<3

[goodforyouglenncocoa]

Okay seriously, i could watch your videos all night! You're hilarious, beautiful, and a bad bitch. never change!<3

[Ribsx]

Realest fucking girl on the internet. Seriously.

[becki123456789101112]

@Ribsx yet he's not a girl.

[Livingdeadgirlemmy15]

Johnnnnyboyloveeyou

[OceansM345]

Omg

[MrsFreakyTati]

Hey..I Love You. Nuff Said c:

[LILROCKKANDI]

JUS FOUND U... I LOVE U...U SHUD BE ONE OF MY BITCHES.. U ARE HILARIOUS!! U KINDA REMIND ME OF A WHITE NIKKI MINAJ... KEEP UM COMING!!!

#TEAMJOHNNIEBOY

[cooldaddyjames2814]

I'm a strait guy and i'd still fuck this dude. I'd make her say "ouch" lol mmm

[17LarryM]

The shit you heard about me , might be true .. But guess what . It could be as fake as the bitch who told you ! <3

[t6222]

what kind of weave do you use

[dueces123love123it]

I put this video on so many people's Facebook page

'Nuff said

[TheKassie1234567890]

omfg my sister is like that



[DarkTvfull]

84 people just jelouse because you gorgeous and there not!

[mattybitchlerel]

Gertrude!!

[angelkitty121]

u for real got adhd i do 2 -.- ROFL I LOVE WHEN IM FUCKING HYPER!

[tisorok]

wow, this shit is hillarious. I see why people favorited this. this bitch is crazy. shes not attractive or funny. like thats the whole thing. people love watching dumb bitches do stupid shit

[ayooitscaaseey32]

You're just like the bitches your complaining about. But instead of making a Facebook status about it, you make a god damn Youtube video.

[peacealways95]

Uploaded on my birthday! Best birthday present EVA!

[HeyImYasmine]

lol this was uploaded on my birthday (:

[safeforeverandalways]

Nooo girl my dentist appointment is on Tuesday

[XiaoXiong96]

Because of you, I'm naming my unicorn pillow pet Penelope-Gertrude!! *Penelope-Gertrude Guadeloupe, to be exact* :)

[JunePTpwner]

You know what I can not stand? How unrealistic you are. Talk about something meaningful.

[lilmonsters115]

You're adorable. Just saying. (:

[manigetkrunk]

Doushe that SH!T up lmfao

[manigetkrunk]

my forehead is perfect for a tiara lol wtf!? hahaha

[lizzygoldentail]

you have a poitn girl

love you

[Vodelschvager]

There was a girl who used mayo as lube with her boyfriend and she got maggots in her hot pocket.

[bcobbs409]

@jonnyboyxo i thought at first it said the rapist lol but good video i most def am subscribing

[ImmaKittysaur93]

FMyLife.com lol

[NewSkoolKings99]

You are just so pretty !!!!!!! Wish I had your hair but i could never pull off blonde

[amandamrulesXD]

yeah people dont say it just in facebook no more they say it out loud

Teacher: where this person named blah blah blah

Girl: oh she had to stay home because she was getiing rid of a pimple!:)

Teacher: okay? i dont care sit down!>:( you dont say that information out loud!

[godiswithyou123]

Its funny how your gonna rest on Jesus day and say oh well Im gonna do this because its in the Bible when it also says in the Bible that from the same mouth cannot come cursings and blessings to our Lord and your on here cussing every 20 seconds. Just saying.

[rileyrawr98]

i love your hair and make up your awesome 

[BlueNeko1]

.....Then what do you think FB is for? LOL Can't believe you spent time to make this video.

[BRONXPEPE]

lol it does say whats on your mind I guess people take it litteral I just post quotes that I like

[ThePrinsessa60]

You should do a video with Shane Dawnson!

[RaiSaysRawr]

I PEED MYSELF WATCHING THIS!~!

I love you!!

[ChristinaLovees]

I Love You Johnny Boy :) <3

[TheGaaraFunk]

damn u tell it like it is lol

[AngieLuvzWolves]

79 of the people have the name Gertrude :D

[violetvelvet]

Gurrrl you look like Avril O:

[lilmonster300]

lolz " I'm pregnet.com

[Beautykills18]

Lmaoo!!!!

[Vituoso442]

thumbs up for the super tranny shirt! :D

[VanessaLuffsYou]

Johnny Boy, You are So Gorgeous<3

[xPourquoi]

LMFAO!!!

[Maria793793]

I don't smoke cuz I'm not a chimney!

[atram0525]

@hotpinkiller ok stop syin tht on every single one of her vids nobody cares and it dont even make sense to post tht on every vid it would only make sense if it was on her makeup tutorial and btw IT WAS!!!

[eyeLOVEmakeupx]

YOUR SOOO PRETTY!!!<3

[imwickedkewl]

pop that shit right on top of my forehead!!! bame!!!!!!

[SophieShotSomeone]

I'm Pregnant ...

. com

(:

[MileyCullen13]

I aint no gold digger except for tuesday XD

[MileyCullen13]

Damn you said it right XD

[socksandsandals1234]

"And you're not getting any fxcking taco bell'' Lmao

[xxepicfails101xx]

I'm Am So Fucking Jealous Of You!

Holla!(:

[TheEculp]

''Old ass bag.'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gothiccowgirl07]

if i was ur mom, i would be so fuckin proud xDD

[aryonfoster]

i fell the same way u must have no life to wright yo dam life on face book

[jailah111]

youre not gettin no fuckin taco bell lmao

[CurlieeQ94]

Omg, he doesnt even look like a HE.

[jazzgirl11235]

omg dis is ma birthday!

[bugboys98]

Thumbs up for "Johnnyboy's Bitch Talk" on Comedy Central!!!

[Brad123418]

This is so fucking true don't post problems on facebook!! Lmao. I like the way u explain it!! Ha.

[GeezAllissa]

"ohh my boobs look good! Sorry yall ADHD"

Lol love ya johnny!! :)

[SuperTiffy1234]

i love ya your amazing :)))

[irksomesmirksome]

...why do gay men bitch about women so much? Jealousy ;)

[irksomesmirksome]

You're, like, complaining? IQ of 0.. ..good song though!

[revengeofjax]

@irksomesmirksome This isn't Facebook though bitch.

[bracuti93]

just saying biatch;)

DON'T COMPLAIN ON YOUTUBE, just as BAD as FACEBOOK! lol

[revengeofjax]

@bracuti93 What do you think youtube is for?

[TheNewhowto]

you know what i cant stand is your annoying voice, sound like a cheap hore

[revengeofjax]

@TheNewhowto A cheap whore who charges more than your mom.

[Vituoso442]

my favortie quotes come fro mthis video lol

[IsThataSquirl]

I like the bit about the tiara! XD

[101foreveryoung]

I wish I had your hair !!!

[johnnyboyxo]

@101foreveryoung Thanks. I like my long blonde hair :) xoxo

[firegirl734]

@johnnyboyxo i LOVE your long blonde hair!! It's way better than mine.... :P

[bustsomecaps]

wow youre mad about peoples facebook for no reason at all, youre one angry bi polar allright.

[chaka637]

When you read therapist it looks like the rapists doesn't it ?

[Brownie101abc]

haha but this is youtube not lets complain about stuff tube! im straight and i watch these videos......hmmmmmm

[BTTBVanille]

...You're amazing. Can...Can I blow  you? <3 Btw I'm a guy.

[BraahdCassst]

*Kills the mailman* ok Jb no more excuses..get yur ass back in there! same day shippin!! :D <333 XOXOXOXOXOX

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

whoo am i???? eminem is a low-fi copy of me... who am i?

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

and i teamed up with jesus the day he was reborn, isnt it cool?

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

I even upgraded animals!!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

well... not completely human =)

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

ahahah when people tell you to shutup from age 4 to age 33, and that you're studying everything about everything 24-24 7-7 ahahaha!!!! that's what happening!!!! PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!!! I AM BACK!!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

I only had a non human godlike soul!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

yeah, back then i was human, that was before the DNA modding process!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

you know... he had none, that's how sad it is!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

i already turned someone into an animal which does not exist on the planet (gollum-like-horrific-thingie) and got him back under his... well humanoid form, he's not very human or even alive, he's more like a dead piece of flesh who have a poor copy of my soul from when i was 12

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

listening to the song you listening, you might like my stuff!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

Depends which bible version you're refering to!!! ahahaha

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

Yeah that damn song in the background sounds great!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

Next time they say anything, i render them back to bacteria!!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

I have a whole state of canada against me, but worse thing is, they speak a language i have elaborated!!!! and that does not make any common sense!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

Ahaha yeast infection ahahahaha.

Are these boobs real? because they seem huge!!!

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

get it? she's not even a piece of shit, she's a small part of the piece of shit itself!!! yeah she's an attention gathering whore who's a goddamn has been and needs to be jailed to get publicized. even more, she drinks, she probably on super drugs too.

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

seriously, lohan is such a dirty piece of talentless piece of shit.

[j33p33BINARYGODS]

ahahah, that's one of your best vids!!!!

[johnnyboyxo]

Hahaha!!!

[charlottewicks]

You should do stand-up comedy in england i'd WATCH YOU! <33

[johnnyboyxo]

@charlottewicks Thumbs up if i should do stand up comedy?

[Sokii79]

Friend request me chynabarbie..........

[Goddessdaughter]

You just made my fuckin' day ^_^ I dispise when people are constantly updating their facebook with whatever is going on and whatever is bugging them and then they wonder why EVERYONE knows their biz and why no one leaves them alone afterward!

[nweezyy27]

Whats the song playing in the background ?

[johnnyboyxo]

@nweezyy27 You can get it off my album ‘Trannylicious’ search up johnnyboyxo on itunes or amazon!! Links are also in the sidebar! :)

[lokkstar]

@johnnyboyxo OMG FUCKEN SOUNDS WORSE THAN REBECCA BLACKS FRIDAY. YOUR NOSE BUGGS THE SHIT OUTTA ME. YOU SOUND LIKE A BLACK LADY, FUCKEN STOP IT YOU WACK ASS WHITE BITCH BEFORE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR HOLE.

[nweezyy27]

@johnnyboyxo Omg I'm soo happy you replied back! :) I lovee youuu!(:

[makikoangel]

Can you make a make-up Tutorial? Your make up is very pretty :)

[johnnyboyxo]

@makikoangel Check out my new makeup pics on my Facebook! search up johnnyboyxo

[WhitedustART]

Therapist.. The/rapist .. And this is wear JB comes in, HOLLA GUUURL!

[johnnyboyxo]

@WhitedustART HOLLLLLLA!!!

[lokkstar]

@johnnyboyxo FUCKEN REDNECK, YOU WANT A BIG PENIS? YOU WANT ONE? I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT A WHITE BOI CANNOT. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MY COCK WILL FIT THAT BIG MOUTH PERFECT.

[annaczxxify]

hahahaaahahahahahahahahahahhah­a,love you!!!<33333

[absolutbonelli1]

I love you biiiitch!!

[TheEculp]

I laughed through the entire video. I'm a huge fan. Thank you for all the great videos. PEACE. :)

[pixies12many]

johnnyboyy i love you so fuckin much im your #1 fan! -3

[troublemakerNdweirdo]

diz gurl iz da shiet..

[johnnyboyxo]

@troublemakerNdweirdo <3

[johnnyboyxo]

xoxoxo

[sirclooney]

I JUST WANTED TO HOLLA AT YOUR FIERCENESS AND SAY THANK YOU, GIRL.

I quoted this video in an essay that I wrote for AP English.

Totally got an A. :)

[johnnyboyxo]

@sirclooney WORK IT!

[ashleyypooh35]

Now i want a Taco from Taco Bell

[buzznyc]

i was on board til "valentimes day"

[parlez9]

you should do stand up. you would get the bitches rollin

[johnnyboyxo]

@parlez9 hahahaha me doing stand up?

[parlez9]

you should do stand up. you would get the bitched rollin

[SofiaLovesCupcakes]

Johnnyboyxo for usa president :D America would be ALOT better!!

[johnnyboyxo]

@SofiaLovesCupcakes Johnnyboyxo for president? LMFAO!! I’d paint the white house pink!! :)

[KotaBog]

@johnnyboyxo actually the white house was pink b4 it was white. yepp its true

[LeoStewartMusic]

@johnnyboyxo my aunts called gertrude shes from brooklyn she's muvafucking crazy dont fuk with gertrude

[BrutalValor]

No honestly, this ones tricky.

ISSSERT A WOMEN?

[johnnyboyxo]

@BrutalValor I am a woman.

[ilovejonathantoews19]

<33 i love you! you are sooo funny! :) <333

[johnnyboyxo]

@MaddieSaysLickMyRAWR xoxooxoxo

[sydney229]

Damn mailman :/

[johnnyboyxo]

@sydney229 the mailman always sux!

[johnnyboyxo]

@thisiswearx3 more then life itself? awww <3 Love you too boo!

[ilovedogz441]

GERTRUDE SHOULD DOUCHE IT UP! hahahaha :)

[johnnyboyxo]

@ilovedogz441 GERTRUDE!!

[maharley27]

There is a Tribiute of facebook people just like that on youtube called, The Altoid Awards song as a tribute to the 'like-alots', the 'foodagraphers', the, 'over-sharers', the 'pastbalsters', and the 'overfriender'! Its funny as hell!

[johnnyboyxo]

@maharley27 hahahaha coool beanz

[HEYITSTRINALU]

OMFG JOHNNY I HATE YOU I UPDATED MY STATUS ABOUT MY POSSIBLE HOME DEPOT JOB THE OTHER DAY >.< </3

[sammyk9590]

@HEYITSTRINALU Hun get you Montblancs on an walk down the road right now and make some mone cause home depot ain't hiring your ass hoe

[johnnyboyxo]

@HEYITSTRINALU Hahaha. wtf

[pur3pka80]

Spewing out vomit here...

[johnnyboyxo]

@pur3pka80 Hater.

[pur3pka80]

@johnnyboyxo You wish, Tool.

[cupiidakarezo]

Fuck taco bell all about kfc. (: You'd look bomb in a crown. (: I don't give a fuck if youre a tranny I'd take you home. (:

[johnnyboyxo]

@cupiidakarezo hahahaha loves it!

[jemezecreze]

HURRRR



[pulvmeister]

Fjortis!!.... 

[KotaBog]

HAHAH Douche it up!!

[johnnyboyxo]

@KotaBog do ittttt.

[blueyedboi43]

you are the fucking shit I love your videos and you look fucking amazing.......you remind me of myself when I use to do drag. Although you are a woman I just liked getting all the dick I could. keep up great job.

[sbpalmtree]

Therapist=The Rapist. :D

[JamesCullen1992]

Johnny I have one thing to say to you GURL YOU THE MOTHA FUCKIN SHIT YO Keep up the nice work HOLLA HOLLA WHAAAA

[MsRainbowblack]

What are people supposed to post on facebook if they shouldn't say basically anything about their lives then? O.O

[wowshaman1994]

ROFL

[Sazzythang]

I think New Boyz-Dot com would be good music with this video :)

[irinaxdxd]

i think those who hit dislike are named gertrude:-?