THE UTTER DIMWITS - Episode 1 - "IT CAME FROM 'GOD'"

[ShinobuHarvester]

The expressions on the faces of these poor people having to sit through that idiots rambling mirror my own. I commend anyone who can watch sportys videos let alone go through hours of editing that garbage into something worthwhile.

[berner]

I haven't really watched much of any of sporty's videos, but after seeing that first bit I would be led to believe his idiocy is a product of paranoia superceding rational thought, because deep down inside, his subconscious is screaming at him to accept rationality.

[CorndogMaker]

nice work on this. great editing and all that

[akylae101]

NOOO!!! Don't torture Spock! Leave Spock alone! :-(

But seriously: This. Is. AWESOME!

[z3my4l]

Ingenious!

[AtheistStream]

awesome :)

[javonne]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! XD

[Sadochrist]

Is that button pressing sound from the original movie this is from? It sounds exactly like the button pressing sounds from star trek.

[Sadochrist]

this is the most awesome creationist farce I've seen in ages

[mbnp1701]

@Sadochrist In that particular sequence, I replaced the entire original soundtrack with new sound fx and music, so you're right: those are the Star Trek button computer soundsds

[kern0099]

This is the best YouTube video I've ever seen. Nephilimfree as "science fiction" monster is rally the best thesis to describe his toxic self here.

[JosephStetson]

@TheBibleIsLame Grow up.

[Juxtaroberto]

@JosephStetson We're not the ones who are clinging to fairy tales, and therefore not the ones who need to grow up.

Just accept that Santa Cl... I mean, God, isn't real. (Sheesh, they're both so equally ridiculous I get them mixed up).

[JosephStetson]

@Juxtaroberto In fact, you are the one clinging to fairy tales, and therefore you do need to grow up. Why don't you face reality, and stop deluding yourself. God does exist and states the following, "The fool has said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that does good." Psalm 14:1. It seems to me God is saying you are a fool, that you are corrupt, and that your works are abominable.

[Juxtaroberto]

@JosephStetson Oh yeah, I'm clinging to fairy tales, like the one about the talking snake... I mean... about the guy who lived in a fish for three days... I mean... the one about the cosmic Jewish zombie who died for our inherent sins and rose from the dead three days later... wait, those are all YOUR fairy tales.

The problem with quoting the bible as the word of god is that you have to PROVE it's the word of god. Otherwise I can quote Harry Potter and it's equally valid.

Good luck with that.

[JosephStetson]

@Juxtaroberto - Your fairy tale is your belief that there is no God. Maybe you need some extreme life-changing event to occur in your life that would cause you to cry out to God in desperation. What that event will be will be between you and God. I wonder how bad it will have to get for you before you cry out to Him. I wonder whether He will hear your cry and help you, or if He will just ignore you.

[Juxtaroberto]

@JosephStetson That's not a belief, it's a LACK of belief.

I used to be a Christian because I liked the concept of a god who punishes wrongs and rewards rights. But the more I thought about things, the more I realized it was bullshit. God doesn't want people to be gay, even though he makes them that way? God wants women to be beneath men?

Maybe there is a god, but he's not the egomaniac the Christians think he is. If there IS a god, all he cares about is that I harm no one.

[Chairmaneoin]

amazing

[JosephStetson]

To anyone who doesn't believe in God or believe God: Enjoy the fire, and then enjoy an eternity of oblivion. It's not my soul, it's yours. You're the captain of your ship. It's your life. No one will stand between you and God on the Judgment Day. You will have to answer for yourself.

[Juxtaroberto]

@JosephStetson And yet you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is utter blasphemy! He has revealed his noodly powers to me! Why would you choose the eternal torment of drowning over and over in a giant lake of Prego tomato sauce, when you could just accept the FSM! The FSM said he put the fossils in their place to make it seem like the earth was old, and when we look it's true! The fossils are all in place like he said they were!

[JosephStetson]

@Juxtaroberto -not funny. You fail.

[TheAnniepies]

@JosephStetson How do you presume to know this? Because an book of collected ancient goatherder folklore said so?

If that "god" exists, why is he so painfully shy and why is there ZERO evidence of ANYTHING supernatural, including "god"? Furthermore the Bible god is an IMPOSSIBLE mix of deplorable barbarism and "perfection".

Isn't it far more likely that well-known psychological mechanisms weaknesses account for the persistence of religious belief?

You are a BUFFOON to presume to speak for "god".

[RobNorthampton]

Great piece of editing work, no doubt helped by the hand of Lucy Phurr, and well worth watching! Thanks!

One piece of unintentional humour occurs in the scene beginning at 7.44 made me chuckle. "They got very quiet...looked at me with great quiet eyes..."

I always find quiet eyes to be the best sort. You don't want eyeballs and lids clanking and clattering every time you give someone a furtive glance :-)

[deepashtray]

The opening sequence is utterly terrifying!

[Pushtrak]

Great vid, very well done.

[nedbeaty72]

Double thumbs up dude, this is some well made funny shit!!!

[AGNOSSI]

Great Vid...This guy needs psychiatric treatment for narcissistic personality disorder.

Seriously pathetic...shockingly so.

Good job philhellenes!

[ANDR3W1848]

You might be a genius! Skillful and brilliant 5*.

[mohfoz77]

Well done!!

[goreziad]

faved, subbed and thumbs up.

[floydstinkyboy]

cool!

[normangbates]

too much epicness..

I am stunned!

The intro was amazing.

[MasterOhSo]

Lost for words....loved it!..Have subbed and faved...gonna be looking for the others in this series :) peace be with

[goal2004]

He made Spock cry?

UNFORGIVABLE!

[verodefacto]

Awesome to say the least!

[falchion49]

Maximost impressed! Utter brilliance.

[Christheatheist1]

This is awesome :)

[philhellenes]

I am in awe!!!! :)



[mbnp1701]

@philhellenes

cheers!

[amet1980]

damn keyboards were a stress those days..

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

I really, really enjoyed this. And I basically hate everything, including (but obviously not limited to) myself and my parents for creating me. So you may take this praise for what it's worth: Everything. At the very least you should subscribe to all of my 9000 channels on YouTube. Excellent work, honestly.

[TomMSTie]

A dimension not of sight and sound, but one of crap!

[Desertphile]

You are my god!

[thisguysajerk]

"atheists, if you make fun of me, god will send a bear to slap the shit out of you"

Neph is crazy... but highly amusing.

[antaresrichard]

Simply outre: The Outer Limits and NephilimFree! Or to loosely quote another episode from the series and Mad Magazine: "Behold, Yecch!"

;-)

[bunnygotfree]

5 stars, Fav'ed and subbed.

Sweet savory saucy FSM, this was absolutely fantastic. Fucking hilarious! TY so much for this! I can't WAIT for the rest of the series!!!

Bunny

[mbnp1701]

thank you so much!

episode 3 is roughly outlined in my mind, might take some time, though...

[atthetopofmyvoice]

Great work man.

Creatively inspired and executed like a pro.

[mbnp1701]

thank you! you're too kind!

[AlanCFA]

Brilliant!

I was 9 years old when the original Outer Limits show aired and I really enjoyed this video.

[mbnp1701]

thank you!

they never aired the original OL here in germany, just the spin-off which isn't nearly as good....

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

HOLY SHIT! I'll follow up with a more coherent PM.

[Lacocacolaman]

wow honestly good production... but 3 minutes into it I learned nothing! what is this? my brain hurts. Seriously now 5 minutes into it! and still nothing!!!! im going crazy i cant watch this shiz nat anymore.

[mbnp1701]

seems as though you got the message...

[Lacocacolaman]

@mbnp1701 If the message was that you have no coherent thought to convey, then yes, yes I got the message.

[mbnp1701]

@Lacocacolaman

apparently, you did not get the message after all. hardly surprising, though, as by your own conceding you did not watch the video up to the conclusion...

patience is a virtue, you know...

[Lacocacolaman]

@mbnp1701 haha, no not in this case. I watched 5 minutes of a montage! It got no where real slow. what kind of message did you cant to convey in a montage? I say you shorten this to get to the point. I dont need to wait more than 5 minutes to get a message. like i said before Good production but there's no point in it.

[mbnp1701]

@Lacocacolaman

well, if that is your point-of-view, i would recommend you never watch 2001: a space odyssey, or any other film by kubrick...

i'm sorry if my videos don't appeal to the mtv generation. guess i have to stick with an audience of advanced age, like those people who also commented and, for some strange reason, did find enduring my orgy of tedium worthwhile...

[Lacocacolaman]

@mbnp1701 Oh you, I love Kubrick he made one of my favorite films! Ha i'm christian I would never watch MTV. I'm glad that you find MTV insulting as do I. But Kubric never lacks substance, yours does. In fact your video is more like a hateful music video with no appeal.

[mbnp1701]

@Lacocacolaman

if you're a christian, i take it your favourite film by kubrick is not "eyes wide shut". or "a clockwork orange".... why wouldn't christians watch mtv, anyway?

as a matter of fact, my video IS hateful - it tries to point out the hatefulness of a fundamentalist mindset (especially at the end, but you didn't watch that, did you?).

i can see it's not your cup of tea, and that's fine with me...

btw, please don't put words in my mouth - i never said i find mtv "insulting"...

[GoblinXXX]

I love everything about this. You are my new video hero! ;)

[mbnp1701]

thank you, you're too kind!

[SofaKingLoaded]

Fuck me that's just hilarious.. and this is the second time I've watched it.. haha, poor lil' Nephi..

[AuntieDiluvian]

superb!

[Resurrected06]

This was utterly brilliant.

[Vogter2100]

Awesome and brilliant. Subbed! PtBoat sent me :)

[dominictemple]

Bravo! Subbed, faved & 5*. Great job, here like many others thanks to pboat.

[Kayvenx3]

I love P.Boat for showing me this channel.

[skinnyjohnsen]

This is a masterpiece!

Best YT video I have ever seen.

5 stare, favourite and sub!

[TheEnglishAthiest]

03:34

face console, because somtimes the stupidity needs more than a palm

[TheEnglishAthiest]

I do like your take on the Outer limits, 5 out O 5 for this one

[pilgrimpater]

You sir are the master of suspence!.

[keiryuujin]

He made Spock cry!

You bastard!

[maxpolaris99]

Absolutely Brilliant!

[Danmill23]

Fucking amazing.  Love it. lol.

[nutsinthecoco]

Great job, i loved it!

★★★★★&favd&subbed

looking forward to more :D

[z5d3]

That was amazing, great job.... I, I, I don't have the words to continue, ---------there's,-there's just- too- much--- Awesome!

[devchelle2]

Fucking awesome... LOVE IT

[mbnp1701]

thanks! glad you like it...