The Fat Man Chair, Invention Of The Year?

[americanroulette]

But monkey! What about bed sores?

[ColonelAllan]

There's something yet to be considered though; The dilemma fat people face when it becomes time to wash themselves. Perhaps you can refine this further but I was thinking of an extra fuction that lifts their arms up as the chair lies them down, afterwhich several (fully automated) hosepipes are turned on them and three soft rollerbrushes (with adjustable speeds) encircle them from the top and sides rolling up and down their fat fucking bodies until clean..er.

[ColonelAllan]

I think someone's already come up with the idea. I see it often in my line of work - The lazy cunt reclining environment. It's not quite as refined as yours however; There's no scent dispenser or recepticles to contain any waste, I doubt the current inventors have patents on it yet. You should hurry.

[PestileNCe85]

This has to be the best idea ever!

[superangrymonkeyshow]

@PestileNCe85 It will revolutionize... everything

[Ozza22]

Been watching Wall-E?

[XxtwotapxX]

For fat people? No. For idiots? No.

For men o-o!