A HellfireComms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 4]

[xSimone92x]

What the fuck are you doing, you motherfuckers!? HA HA HA! I lost it there.

[eternalobliviox71]

'Stop Flaming' count: 1

0:15 How does that excuse him being so OOC? (Hint: It doesn't)

0:47 Contact lenses, the devil incarnate forged by human hands!

1:03 Yeah, don't just say 'we stripped and began having intercourse', waste my time MORE.

1:06 You've been swearing like a sailor four chapters in. Just say 'vagina' you dumb slut!

1:13 ...Okay, the phrasing there just bugged me. Whatever. Still counts.

1:25 It was Dumbledore, who was evidently drunk off his wizard ass!

[ExtremeVenom5000]

Why are guys acting so surprised at how bad it is? There is already something like this, and it's called Twilight. ;)

[xxryroluvxx]

"Ebony's name is Enoby!!"

Um...

[Dreigonix]

@xxryroluvxx Yeah! If Ebony's name was Enoby, her name wouldn't be Ebony and then you'd have to say Enoby's name was Enoby instead of saying that Ebony's name was Enoby instead of Bony!

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix Sorry, I meant Ebony, not Bony. My shift key got stuck and I missed the E key.

[XThePaleEnchantressX]

I died at the 'oh' part lmfaooo

[EatingVampires]

I... can't fucking breathe...

LMAO xD

[somedamnfangirl]

Chapter 4? More like Chapter Pork, amirite?

[KyoXAnskima]

ENOBY!!!

A Nob by Tara XD

[ZebraLightning16]

1:09 OH! OH! OH! How can he read that without laughing!

[Kittyninja6]

When I first read what Dumbledore said I was in hysterical laughter for two hours xD Can you imagine him walking into a scene and saying that? So funny xD

[BBRockLover]

Oh boy.... Yes, her name is Mary Sue. She didn't get it! XDDDDD Wait, "depressing sorrow and evilness"? Oh god....... "he put his..." Wait, I shouldn't quote that

[edwardsgirl18]

Hahaha I I died laughing!

[DoctorSusc]

Dumbledore is totally fucking gangsta.

[Koolaidmusicjunkie]

i love his dramatic "oh. oh. oh. i started to feel an orgasm." xD

[spideyag1962]

Wow the writer doesn't know a Marry Sue from a hole in the ground

[ArcticFoxKit]

I started to laugh at 'we made out keenly against a tree'... but what followed would baffle mankind for centuries.

[AtticusEchoes]

XD this girl is so dumb... she could be my friend though since it makes me laugh so hard...

[Cannonsilencer]

I don't think Dumbledore would say that, and isn't he dead when Draco is in seventh year? The reading is great but the story is horrid.

[twolotch]

For the sake of humanity, PLEASE let whoever wrote this be trolling...

[RedDracolich]

Dumbledor is the only character she couldn't tait. lol.

[McDynamicEntry]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU. MOTHA FUCKAS. Said Dumbledor

[SNLAnimeable]

I find it incredibly hilarious that you kept calm while reading it.

I would have burst into laughter once I got to the "sex" part.

[Nymphan0ra]

Between the monotone "Oh, oh, oh" and the amazing last lines, this is in the running for my favorite chapter of your readings.

[Pooky1991]

Is she getting goth and emo steriotypes mixed up?

[jasmy13]

OMG how can you read this shit with a straight face? I'm over here crying just listing to it lol I pray to God she isn't really this suck ass of a writer

[KaraMayonakaSora]

I deeply admire you for this. You have one of the best dramatic readings of this, period. You manage to keep it together admirably.

Also, best delivery of 'what the hell are you doing....... you motherfuckers' I've ever heard.

[InuKagPockyHo]

omg...I thought it was funny reading...I LOVE the dramatic readings! Great job!

[EndingMyObsessions]

This is so terrible, but I've already gone on my rants and another time.

Anyway,

this is amazing.

Especially since you didn't start laughing during it.

Favorite part was this block of failure:

"He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra." from there to the end. Not enough space to put it all.

[hez]

hahahahaha tears of laughter

[Wheelofrally]

"Oh, oh, oh."

What a wondrously delivered line.

[TheGanonpork]

XD the ending of this part makes me picture dumbledore as a gangster

[AssassinsReign]

MORGAN FREEMAN BUSTS DOWN A RANDOM DOOR OUTSIDE IN THE FOREST WITH A SHOTGUN

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOUUUU MUTHAFUCKAS??!?!"

[theluckynames]

@AssassinsReign Oh hells yes. Prolly the most epic scene ever.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

tom should say what the hell are you doing motherfuckers! more often

[Deanchester16]

He put his Pop-Tart in my economy sized toaster.

I love how she has no problem saying "fuck", but peen and vag is too far.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

@Deanchester16 nor does she have a problem with hell or motherfucker

[TheNoSensei]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHAFUCKAAAS"

I died laughing

[Professerhobo]

Oh god, this is the best story time ever.

Thanks Ntom, for giving me all the lulz i need

[XxAcidRainDropsxX]

What an epic sex scene. XD Dear lord, I think I lost a majority of my brain cells after this chapter.

[notsosugarfree]

EVERY time I read a sex scene in a book or fanfic, I will hear it in your voice in my mind, good sir.

[lightlines109]

Ahahaha! One of the funniest things I've ever heard! XD

[4Nezzy7]

That was the best quote in history: "What the hell are you doing, you MOTHERFUCKERS!"

[gizasparkles]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha FAIL

[softcelltainted22]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gaaraundgirrule]

XD

omg its so bad its to funny

[KMxHearts]

I think I just orgasmed from laughing

[jmm1233]

This deserves an special all time "bad sex in fiction award" and yes there is such a thing ,707

[electricumbrella1]

XD "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS??" <- The only good thing about this awful fanfiction. But, God, I'd wish that had been in the actual series. XD

[iowawarlock]

Is Dumbledore gonna have to smack a bitch?

[lindseyb1987]

this is fail on the highest level

But funny as fuck :p

[Shinsengumi1324]

"What the hell are you doing, you mother fuckers!" Why couldn't tha actualy Dumbledore have quotes like this?

[nofishhere4]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!! <---best

[Isunoria]

OH SHIT! *dies of laughter*

[DomnioEffect]

LOL as you read that at the end i just imagened Dumboldore with his uber long beard and purple hat just wandering through the forest and seeing two kids having sex. Its the funniest image ever!!!

[Fantome001]

The fuck?! Hahahahah!!! "He put his thingy into my you know what?" Hell, for all we know he slipped it in her butt. And given the language we've heard up to now, why shy away from vulgar sexual terms?

[IchiWaZen]

This made me crack up. Kudos for you!

You are also a very brave man, reading all of that.

[alliesoccer11]

omg i'm dying.

you're amazing.

the fic, not so much.

[EmtyThe1st]

What the hell are you doing? U Muva Fukurs!

[PiperTheGP]

I had the best image of Dumbledor from PPP walking up to them naked. NTom, you have my praise for surviving this without bursting into laughter.

[Grrdulance]

SHHE DELETED

ahahahahahahahahaha

this makes me cry with laughter xD

[teababe27]

This fanfic sucks. This reading does not.

[Zwoe]

wow.... just wow.... wtf is this?! >>

[briman20]

"And he put his thingy into my you know what and we did it for the first time."

Epic.

[mysticwolf2314]

...I think I love you.

4 srs.

[bookmadabs]

Oh my god you're a legend........ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?! I can't stop laughing, you're my hero for keeping a straight face!

[Brandpowerrr]

... 'he stopped the flying car and walked out of it'

[HaldirLivesLuvIris]

haaahahahaha i love how i can hear you trying not to laugh :D

[TheOnlySonicFan]

How do you remain professional at this?

[littleicyman]

He put his feet in her vagina?!

[noodnic]

@littleicyman He means "thingie"

[furret306]

" 'Oh Oh Oh' I screamed"

LOL wtf this fanfic is pathetic.

[randomuser1111]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

That should totally be in one of the movies.

[playstationninja]

@randomuser1111 Hahaha Samuel L. Dumbledore

[Glaerdrune]

@randomuser1111 With the addition of some kind of machine gun ♥

[DreamApnea]

ROFL. It has to be a joke. "What are you doing you motherfuckers?" It was Dumbledore!

[kentuckygurl99]

NTom, I applaud at your calmness to not either

1: Go insane and blow your brains out (or at least blow out the author's brains)

or

2: Bust a gut laughing at how terrible this is.

Personally I've been laughing my ass off since chapter 1 reading this on Fanfiction, but your dramatic reading makes it even better. You are a brave soul for doing this. Excellent job! : )

[neshamah2186]

NTom, I think that even your hilarious commentary can't make this story any better... it's so horrid. By the way, tried to follow the link but it no longer works. I'm betting she removed her profile off there after all the flamming. I would have if the stuff I wrote was this bad...

[HellfireComms]

The original was deleted.

I've put the updated link in the latest chapters.

[neshamah2186]

Thank you NTom ^^

[gamemasterrusty]

lol, she thinks that when people call ebony (enoby?) a Mary-Sue, she thinks that they think it's her name...that's priceless!

[TCUSolidWolf]

I just had a damn seizure thanks to this diarrhea mess.

[xenigirl]

And THEN! Dumbledore joins in. XD

[24asteria]

Kudos for not breaking out into peals of raucous laughter!

I love how it's painfully obvious that this girl is about eleven with the vocabulary of a six-year-old and orthographic skills of a four-year-old.

[gangstaaa8]

Finally a dramatic reading of twilight

[rYan1M540]

hahaha you can tell that NTom is trying so hard not to laugh haha

[ComputerWhiz101]

That's what makes it so funny for me!

[QJD1381]

I actually wish the reviewers wouldnt flame her.

If she hadnt gotten any reviews at all, she might have stopped writng this Shit...ake mushroom.

[musicmanz15]

So dumbledore is a gangster now?

[Protectorett]

Wait...WHAT?! NO! NONONO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! AGGGHHHHH!!! I need to calm down...What the fuck was she thinking?!

[Ayauchi]

"ebonys name is ENOBY"

XD

[puddlemonster15]

i nearly died when you read that end bit about Dumbledore.

brilliant.

whoever wrote this is a fucktard

[TheFool1026]

Dude... how can you read this so seriously!? XD Ntom, it can't be healthy for you!

[jomamasofat1]

0:10-0:12

So there you have it. ENOBY is NUT a MURY sue. XD

[gothkamikaze]

"oh, oh, oh" <- Probably the best part ever XD

[Hoboiam]

What, is dumbeldore being played by Samuel L Jackson or something?

THE HELL YOU DOIN'  YOU MOTHAFUCKAS?

What?

SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.

[GreatNegus]

and for no reason

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[Samothedesert]

Oh i pissed my self with laughter, its sooo bad :L

[KittyWitty0]

'"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?"

IT WAS....DUMBLEDORE!'

Funniest thing ever.

[Mattoxz]

what the hell are you doing, you motherfuckers?!

[Aerotisma]

Soooo funny.

[CallingCtulhu]

Draco put his hand into her...Voldemort? :P (Yes, I know what it means, it's funnier this way)

This sounds more like some kid's pornographic dream really...Are they even at a legal age?

[knux12346]

lol?

[Clarestovold]

Thought she said they were seventeen - but still, that was so damn funny XD (Snickers) Whoever the hell wrote this obviously is BAD at the English language XD

[CallingCtulhu]

'Bad' is an Understatement :P

[Clarestovold]

Lol, your right! Calling this 'bad' is a compliment compared to what it really is XD

[TheThirdSock]

The "oh oh oh" is amazing the way you say it

[Hells666singer]

I just noticed this, but she mispelled the name of her own character.

[ToffeeAppleAngel]

I'm wheezing from laughing so much! Oh God, I don't think I can handle much more...

[headcasehatter]

Something in me died. =|

But I'm a stronger person now.

[srkluvr41]

LOLOL at the Dumbledore part!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"

And the way you read it just made it so much funnier xD

[jjmara01]

it be funnier if he scream it like what would really happen

[Kaleiphant]

Oh god...I positively DIED at "Oh, oh, oh; I was beginning to get an orgasm."

The calm tone of voice in which this is read adds greatly to the humor. Five stars.

[AlexOfBullhead]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

Whoa, didn't think Dumbledore was an angry drunk.

[LizzyBlogger]

Tip: dont drink fizzy drinks while watching this. soda+ this vid = nose pain and soda on screen. =]

[InsanebyChoice]

What the hell are you doing....you muff huggas?

Awesome. Just really awesome.

[metrostationjunkie]

i always speak along with the video when he says curiously

[Shippoiship]

Man, Harry Potter sure is goth!

*cough*

[shayaan2354]

ahhh

[BrandiMuffin]

I'm so curious as to what your real voice sounds like. Regardless, the only way I am able to sit through this is BECAUSE of you reading it, which, makes it SO much more fun XD Thank you for doing this~ <3

[danieldb631]

I think we learned something important today. Though, I'm not sure what it was, I am certain we will find out some day. Yeeeessss...

Intense reading, by the way.

[sonicrb2bryanbffelbo]

soon as i draco kissed me passionly

[thelazeeone]

Oh god... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

I snorted soda out my nose watching this... swearing Dumbledore. What's next? You have the perfect voice for dramatic readings.

[cross666fade]

I think I just lost a few braincells.

[Fidens33]

Best... dramatic... reading... EVER!

[Fameboyanterock223]

Lol, she dosen't know what a Mary Sue is. :P

[TheEllimor]

Oh noes! Dumbledore D:

Lol!

[starstuddedkrazy]

I was crying about 30 seconds in. I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. I love human idiocy.

[speedy2davey]

there needs to be more dumb-ass writers like this so we can all laugh more often

[Aganiel]

the man can't contain himself from laughter? xD

[WWETakerGirl]

IT WAS DUMBLEDOREEEEEEEEEE

LMFAO omg this is epic :')

[BopthatCherry]

OMG! I'm going to die with laughter! JESUS!

[seanfulldark]

One: what the HELLLLLLLLLL! Two: the forbidden Forest+ Draco equal and never in a Gillion years!

Three: Draco is not Gothic! 4: Dumbledore never swears! 5: vampires don't get HOT unless they're on fire, or bursting into flames by sunlight! (I know a lot about vampires for a wide recent, let's just say I staked a few in my time!)

[SlasherCheetah]

WTF? "What the hell are you doing.. MOTHAFUCKA"

Are they trying to say dumbledores possibly drunk or black? wtf.

[TomatoBereke]

SEX in HARRY POTTER. That makes sense /sarcasm

XD

[bloodrunsclear]

I'm sorry to say but these are immensely entertaining. I want to see somebody Garry's Mod this one!

[atf12]

Oh my god, I just barfed I'm laughing so hard. XDDDDDD

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU MUTHAFUCKERS DOING!!"

Now actually imagine some old man saying that.

[kenny4ever2007]

oh my gosh this is so terrible xD Ur doin an awesome job so far, but r u sure that u wont get busted with the writer from this? xD

[ravenclaw2010]

Yeah. Ebony's gonna come after him with her goffikness and scare him to death.

"My name is ENOBY, not Mary Sue okay?"

XDDDDD

[SGTSoap281]

He stopped the flying car and they got out?

Like, when they were still in the Air?

[flickeringember]

just what I was thinking!

[Cyclone94]

I love how Tom can barely surpress his laughter during that "sex" scene.

[Midknyghtchild]

"what the hell are you doing...mothafuckas" I laughed so hard I peed a little.

[Screamersmetal]

The mentally handicapped girl at work writes better stories than this.

[Tockpro333]

"I was starting to have an orgasm. Oh Oh Oh."

Classic.

[smileysarah94]

lmfao!! i'm crying with laughter here!!

Dumbledore,you old perv lol

worst HP fanfic ever lol

[ledgendarytj]

Worst fanfic EVER in the history of mankind and harry potter.

nuff said.

[GenericUser555]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man, this gets worse and worse, and is hilarious. And apparently, Dumbledore watches teenagers have sex.

[gophergun]

"My mind feels like its going to explode.. "

[tattyvanish]

I'm convinced that it's some kind of joke.

[Theinvisiblegopher]

at the end you should say: well wasn't that wonderful? now i'm going to take a chemical bath and try to repress this memory.

[ClementJ642]

XD Oh my god this is classic.

[XRoihuX]

This was a very good chapter. XD

[ChibiSoma]

How are you reading this without cracking up? No amount of preparation could possibly help you out here...

[ChaosSwissRoll]

WTF!!! Dumbledore that foopking pervert, hes a very old peeping Tom, Or Peeping Ntom in this case ...who wrote this stuff anyways, whom ever did so is sick and twisted and warped. Good on them

[AusAceLeader]

My mind feels like its going to explode..

[FissionMailed21]

...

I think my mind just broke.

This is the equivalent of taking a jackhammer to one's own brain.

Whoever wrote this fanfiction is a blemish on the face of society. She should be shot and her body should be unceremoniously flung into a lake. She wouldn't make it to heaven, but once she got to hell, Satan would revile her and kick her out of the underworld. I guess she'll be stuck in purgatory for the rest of eternity repaying the universe for tarnishing it with this atrocious sin of a story.

[XxChizuruxX]

"He put his thingy into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." Poetry right thar. xD

[WardogBLacky]

Oh god.... I don't think I can take much more!

[deathchamber123]

lol funny chapter

[Chosenoneknuckles]

Dumbledore's gay!

He wouldn't wanna watch a silly goth girl and posh lil boy hump against the tree...

Well unless it was... Nahhh, he has more taste than that, I'd imagine. o-O

[LiamRproductions]

My god, i was in total stitches...

[Theinvisiblegopher]

ohohohoohohohohohoho

I'm a orgasm donor

[thundernoob123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TKuja1]

Rofl at this one

[JAKs889]

LOL that was a funny chapter, and souldnt dombledore be dead

[gorillaz49]

tom this the worst fan fick.....ever....how did u manage to readit and not laugh through the entire thing

[NekoHideaki]

Holy shit is that a horrible fanfic. Only Toms awesome voice makes it bearable.

-insert facepalm.jpeg-

[MAG97]

lol you reading this is hi-larious

[Smedwicks]

Hey Ntom, it sounds like you're about to start laughing on a few of these chapters. Were you really about to start laughing when recording for these?

[HellfireComms]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Volkain10]

WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT KIND OF CRACK WAS THE CREATOR ON! FUCKING DUMBLEDORE. im sorry thats bullshit. "that's no good"

[Kingakuzutto]

Why is everyone out of character? C'mon Dombledore never swears and Draco is a Douche why would he like a Goth chick who can't get laid I.e the chick who made this fanfic.

[azngirlchibi]

I'm watching this in HIGH QUALITY! DUM DUM DUM! It makes the reading so much better XD

[PancorRath]

Dumbledore says mother f*ckers? thats way out of character. (if i miss spelled his name, bite me)

[simplynobody123]

Can't stop laughing!