160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

[TheJPJT1234]

I LIED

[Rockshow922512]

yeah, i love it

[TheJPJT1234]

consider that a DIVORCE

[Jaeger2011]

ITS SHOW TAIME :D

[88phantomdarkness]

best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[676Nomad]

bullshit

[HayaJi]

Never realised just how funny the man is... thank you for posting

[JamesBeam420]

"You should clone yourself." Why? "So you can go fuck yourself." lol classic

[thegiantpigeon]

''Its SHOWTIME!'' €:-D

[nOseGoPro]

wich movie ist the scene from 2:30 ? "my name is john kimbo"

[grfrjiglstan]

@nOseGoPro Kindergarten Cop.

[bowers400]

6:38 jesus marj WTF and 6:41 YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!! D:<

[bowers400]

You should not drink, and bake..

[whitebeard123ful]

get to the choppah you idiot

[StarchmasterMaron]

Mega Mkat script

[akholics]

to be or not to be, not to be xd

[MaxTimeOnlineTV]

'Im pregnant' 'It might be a tumour'

[mais4u]

concider that a divoorrrz

[muffin8or]

He's been through so much shit.

[SAINT9301994]

IM PREGNANT LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Jensiron2]

Take it back to the CAHPET!

[Vedan77]

i'm german - and i love watching movies in english. but arnold sounds so fucking silly... no matter if he talks english or "steirisch" (a german, very heavy dialect). i'm so glad they found a good sync voice for him (also does stallone, travolta, aykroyd etc. you'd never belive it's the same guy).

[Mirza108ful]

hahha



[DerpyTehMuffinz]

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

[SinCity2100]

9:40 SCREW YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol

[SinCity2100]

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP

[PyRoTECniQs]

Who is your daddy... and what does he do?

[Thirst4Fire]

get to da boat - into da tunnel - get to the choppa! lol.

[Thirst4Fire]

u r not u, u're me

[pinoybreaker23]

I'll be back

[pinoybreaker23]

Shit

[Spar125]

you are a stoopid

[jessereed94]

its not a toomahh!

[mikelorenz121]

If it bleeds, we can kill it

[antihak]

arnold is the best. so many expressions. o man xD

[TheBoyFromYourSchool]

GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!

[EpCarlson23]

"I suppose nothing hurts you"... "only pain"

[lukaomg2]

you are a stupid!

[figurecollector77]

blonds bollshit !

[ScHiZuPhReNiC]

wtf is with his hair at 8:30 O.O!!

[Rico32XD]

6:45 what movie

[theend42347]

whats the movie at 1:09

[Kapoalp]

7:44 xD my favorite quote

[BqlNegur]

It's not a tuma

[qopemail]

Scientist Arnold: ''I'm pregnant''

wtf D:

[10aa4life]

HAHA, are you gonna pay for that? .... Arnold stares at him.. raises the hand, Talk to the hand!

lol'd so hard XD

[kilipeti]

4:43 DUKE NUKEM

[Lamadredetuamigo]

TAKE THE TOYS BACK TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAAAAA! And stick around.

[Strivenigga]

5:05 BUT IM ALL WOMAN! LMFAO!!!! that was very disturbing

[Litro47]

Hey, I'm a police officer. I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!

[whitebeard123ful]

no problemo

[TheGrungeDude15]

You cold blooded bastard. I tell you want I think of it. I live to see you eat that contract. BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GOING INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPIIIINE!!!

[TheHypersniper0812]

6:42  LOL COOOL! XD

[jedimuppet]

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!

[mookemaster222]

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shino4757]

this shit was too funny

[DATWEIRDGUY1]

your a funny guy sully, thats why im gonna kill you last

[WORTHYHELLBOY]

Cocainum!

[MrHondaservice]

Back in the day Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since

[aaronthebox]

i love watching Arnold movies and recognizing shit from the Soundboards hahaha

[detechnoHD]

Best one is :

You late!!

Traffic...

[RobbedTheBank]

Who gives a crap what mistakes this guys made, he should be back in acting

[KoRnownsyou]

1:27 lol

[GunarUnderwood]

That's for sleeping with my wife...

...In the damn mini van.

[TyranofROBLOX]

It's probably a tumor... >.>

ITS NOT A TUMA! >:U

[IdegnevA]

You should clone yourself. Why's that? So you can go fuck yourself.

[miketh2005]

2:53 I didn't know Arnold was in Star Wars? O.o

[vonnyyay]

love this guy!

[Creative1579]

Now who's ya daddy, and what does he do?!

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

@Deizen

Chocolate!

[TheParodyPirate]

5:05 that's a lot of "shit"



[TheParodyPirate]

2:02 UUmmmmmm..????

[GamerzHolland]

Hey! You gonna pay for that!?

Talk to the hand!

[ThePrizrak13]

Где ваши доказательства?

[bzinkman]

6:17 I'm still laughing.

[firewind311]

no problemo....stick around...GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA



[Odinfang]

Shut UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!!!!

[lolchampmaster2001]

2:10 XD

[shadowsergil]

I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle, a bannana, a wrench, a dog, some weed, a microwave and a hat.

[BHuang92]

You want to be a farmer?

Here's a couple of acres.

(kicks man out to a couple feet by the balls)

[okcomputer98]

hahahahahaha, the funniest video in months!!!!!

[Odinfang]

See you at the party Rictor !!!

( Throw's Rictors hands off the elevator.) lol

[Kr1z92]

you should clone yourself

Why is that?

So you can go f**k yourself

[whitebeard123ful]

my nipples are verry sensitive :D

[MrMaxHolden]

COMO ESTA?!

[TheLordOfCoal]

Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit AAAAARGH!

[SueperHereo]

I watched it all.

[misner1989]

this mAKES MY DAY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS

[Fleshcut]

I miss my youth where Arni made the best fucking action movies ever. Todays action movies are plain dumb without any charm. :/

[IRareFX]

BRING THE TOY BACK TO THA CARPET!

[ciestas]

Put that cookie down.....now!

[TheSilentOne50]

INTO DA TUNNEL!

ONTO DE BOAT!

GET TOO DA CHOPPA!

GET DOWN!

PUT DAT COOKY DAUWN!

[drummerboyNAC]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!...... NOW! O_O

[Isnishes]

i did nothing! the pavement was his enemy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[MrBigmouth15]

right

wrong

i laughed so hard in that part

[JoeyyFranComBx]

what film is that at 3:59

[bioware425]

Comment fail D:

[bioware425]

493 didn't break get to the choppa

[KatakisUploader]

Knock. Knock.

BAAMMM!

[michaeljjeffrey]

@hh1edits AWESOME JOB !

[kburnout]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN...NOWW!!!

[bowers400]

WTF XD 6:44 ovada ovada ovada this is ovada

[VonRhinofodder]

mack, mack, mack, mack, mack, mack, mack, mack. MACK. MAAAAACK

[whitebeard123ful]

it is not a tumah

[xBlacmamba893x]

He had to split

[MrPaulwaite1]

As satisfying as cumming! :L

[kromann15]

"What killed the dinosaurs?? The Ice Age!!!"

Really?

[IQ20000Berta]

5:40 he said the truth

[1718venom9]

YOU'RE A ESTUPED

[sc0ttyb0dy123]

Honey, we're married!

[SinCity2100]

@sc0ttyb0dy123 Consider that a divorce.

[Notultimate]

5:05

[Deizen]

What kind of cake does she throw at 6:12 ?

[92SophieLou]

Right? WRONG!

[SinCity2100]

8:12

Schwarzenegger:Remember when I promised that I'll Kill you last

Guy:that's what maybe you did

Schwarzenegger:I lied "He let him Fall"

Guy:OLLALLAHHHH!! lol

[JoeyyFranComBx]

@SinCity2100 fail it's thats right matrix you did and his name is sonny

[Kevster129]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!!!

[Tirseau]

The Conan quote makes me laugh, every time.

[TheMrsGsm]

9GAGAGAGAG

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

For da first time in mah life, I am... PISSED OFF!

God of one liners

[waterboy87825]

Get to that chopaaaaaaaa go put chopper down now blah blagg blagh

[MetroidODST]

u r not u ur me

not shit

[EricSHinton]

whoever said Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't a American is an idiot, being born in a specific place doesn't determine your nationality, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in the united states since 1968 and became a legal united states citizen in 1983 he resides in California is/was married to a American his children were all born in the united states, sorry but Arnold Schwarzenegger is clearly a American

[larryhelsinki]

good stuff!

[PsychoLegoMan]

You should not drink and bake....hahaha Gold!

[HouseMusicMadeMeDoIt]

4:47 ahahahaha

[HouseMusicMadeMeDoIt]

3:06 I died lmao

[lllerlll]

get to da CHOPPPAAAAAH

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

Arnold: Stop being such a pussy!

Other Guy: You fucking shot me!

Arnold: It's just a scratch!

haha i luv arnie!

[brandon1123ish]

where is come with me if you want to live?

[HuDaFuK]

"Mac. Mac. Mac. Mac! MAC! MAAAAC!"

And I always loved "Gif dis peepl ayerh!"

[iii7uhhggyui]

who laughed once at least i did to funny

[Tbm147]

He is definitely one of the best actors and my 2nd favourite, after Bruce Willis.

[CarlGripshmit]

Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have dem answered immediately

[TruthWithinRange]

who is this guy?

[UniverseuYa]

SHADDAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Radden17]

there is no bathroom!!

[DannyM1430]

Bullshit

[100Shaista]

Haha love this! Good job :)

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

Sweetheart, we're married!

Consider that a divorce.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Hj4rr4n0sA7t]

get to tha choppah!!! is missing! :(

[bryangd07]

@Hj4rr4n0sA7t no

[wallisliku986]

@Hj4rr4n0sA7t no, at 1:46

[Hj4rr4n0sA7t]

@wallisliku986 was probably still in the influence of ''talk to tha hand'' xD

thx for time link xD

[bowers400]

5:39 is friken awsome from the movie

[TheBrothersInCraft]

Bullshit.

[antihak]

right....WRONG....boom headshot. lmao

[VertigoX26]

GET TO DA CHOOOOPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAA!!!

[Terrystearsatlfc]

Raineer Wolfcastle!

[Terrystearsatlfc]

seen you bephwoaaar

[Gassig]

Kokainum.

Or in russian

кокаин

[kilipeti]

4:44 OMG that was WAAAAAY like Duke Nukem!

Besides, bring your toy back to the carpet!

[n33rone]

into da boat!

into da tunnel!

get to da choppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aww yeah i can die happy after hearing this

[kilipeti]

OHLALAAAAAAAA

[TheNecromancer077]

Put that cookie down! NAOW!!

[itsnotgayina3way]

POUT TAHT COUKY DOWN ! NOOW !

[XxLadyAssassinxX]

GET TO DA CHOPPER!!

[MrAaaaaa46]

lets go quicker, my horse is getting tired.

FUCK LOGIC

[bentv88]

best sequence "i'm pregnant" " it might be a tumor" :D

[MegaJohno2010]

493 people need to let off some steam.

[familyguy1231]

@MegaJohno2010 Hello thumbs up whore, one of us is in deep trouble.

[dr1345]

tok to da hend

[nitrolagy]

3:08 You ara stupit

[skillcosby88]

the undisputed king of one-liners

[whitebeard123ful]

i am not shitting on you :D

[blusuck]

BIG4:25

[blusuck]

493 people are BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GTAREPLAYEDITOR]

well done

[xEazyC187x]

CMON COHEGEN! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT GIVE DOSE PEOPLE AYYAH!!

[HarryPNus]

"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO??"

"FUCKIN ASSSSS WHORE"

[stsbanga]

BULLSHIT!!!

[doceigen]

I think the guy ought to run for Governor or something?!

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

@ 0:21

Dylan!

You son of a bitch!

Is that a normal greeting, or is

it just me?

[corbin6141]

that was awesome. Love Arnie's movies.

[DidacticPrincipal]

Favourited!!! :)

[Ohyesindeed]

"I did nothing the pavement was his enemy" there has go to be a real world situation at some point in my life where I can use that lol

[Jakecoolio123]

Focaccia

[apfelingo]

3:58 ...epic!

[corbin6141]

@apfelingo yes that was excellent!

[kartikm24]

LOL !!! U R A STUPID :P

[mortalkombatfan96]

i hate batman and robin

[103studios]

8:13 Arnold did a meme joke!!!! :ilied:

[otamanlvhs]

I has some laugh.Arnold is a funny guy

[Radiikz]

This is BRILLIANT