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  • Charlie Sheen MUST BE GAY ! When youre married to a woman this beautiful any man would do his best to keep her happy and satisfied!

  • I went to. . . Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok? I jizz right in my pants Every time you're next to me And when we're holdin hands Its like havin sex with me You say I'm premature I just call it ectasy I wear a rubber at all times Its a necessity Cuz I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3)) Yes I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
  • Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open the window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants
  • i just ate a grape and i

    jizzed in my pants

  • And now I'm posed in an awkward stance

    Because I jizzed in my pants

    To be fair

    You were flirting a lot

    Plus the way you bag cans makes me

    Bothered and hot

    Please stop acting like you're not impressed

    One more thing

    I'm gonna pay by check

  • last week, i saw a film

    as i recal it was a horror film

    i stepped out into the rain

    checked my phone saw you had rang

    and i jizzed in my pants

  • I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants
  • we're gonna need a cleanup on Aisle 3

  • And I Jizzed Im My Pants!

  • i need to go home and change

  • Who wouldn't want to come home to that?

    Some people don't like her eyebrows, but they're alright by me.

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