birth to death

[TheTMRI]

Congratulations!!!...its a boy.

[BratvaBro95]

And sees her wrinkles increase each day.

How did life pass by so quick?

She never heard those hours tick.

She finds herself now all alone,

Husband died from disease of the bone.

A day at home spent near the fire,

This long lived life has caused her tire,

The next morning comes and goes,

But how she died no body knows.

[BratvaBro95]

Daddy’s drinking too many bears.

Time to take the kids away,

Because of dad they cannot stay.

Mommy finds another life,

Another guy wants her as wife.

The kids move out, they’re on their own

Mom and husband now alone.

Goes to church and lives life right,

Never skips her prayers each night.

In the mirror she sees the gray,

[BratvaBro95]

New boyfriend but he’s the one, Wedding plans have just begun. Baby girl is on the way, Due date is the 5th of May, Maternity clothes are the latest bother, Tries to blame it on the father. Hospital run, they drive away, Baby girl was born today. Now a mommy with tears of joy, Soon to have a baby boy. Four more kids within 6 years,

[BratvaBro95]

Shopping for the latest trends. Headphones on while in the car, Meets her boyfriend at the bar. Driver's license finally passed, Got her tongue pierced and never asked. Midnight parties, all night stands, Dad just never understands. High schools over, college trip, Another piercing on the lip. Party girl like all the rest, Tries to live her life the best.

[BratvaBro95]

Baby girl rests in the crib, Now she’s got a dirty bib, Little nightgown with slippers of blue, And now she wares a school dress too. Lunch box packed an ready to go, She’s the star dancer in the show. Roller blades and scraped up knees, Plays with the boys, they’re climbing trees. Last baby tooth falls out today, No more dolls used for play. Soccer uniform stained and ripped, Wore heels today and never tripped. Bowling alley with her friends,

[BratvaBro95]

by the way life those passes by FAST

[BratvaBro95]

That sucked that guy dident had a chance to live and walk...

[freshaashiq]

HIS BALLS GOT RAPED!

[xXXna8XXx]

no.. that show how short his life was...

[82Maxi]

From life to death immediately. X-box 360 feet below ground XD

[drexel1217]

that is what i call birth being death! lol! any-way i know thats not real! lol

[hooah9422]

shittest life ever

[sweet96635]

This can't be a real ad by xbox. Is it? Wouldn't this actually be detrimental to them? That's like a drug dealer telling his buyers that pot makes them stupid and lazy.

[briahnna2]

i remember this add

[martiallaw04]

life is short = have more sex...

[TheSanAndreasGta]

this is a commercial of Xbox , LoL

[zenmavado]

You can tell he spent his life playing xbox, He died as a virgin...

[3rdPR]

Life is short: fondle your package with both hands the entire time. Words to live by.

[xXxMovieGirlxXx]

wtf lmao how did they approve this commercial, you can see his penis at 0:29

[yort266]

@xXxMovieGirlxXx I think its his thumb

[BigUndertaker]

...Does this tell us that we should waste our life with videogaming?

[SOS5519]

@BigUndertaker yes

[MPDEAR6060]

funny :)

[premadonna17]

Dayum. This is scary XD

[kizoku13]

Death isn't the end.

[Enthos2]

@kizoku13 Prove it

[ShadowSharkTV]

0:30 why would they do that?

[SAMIDC20]

hahahahaha

[SuperNinjetteCheese]

0:29 - ew.

[Iegobountyhunter]

at 0:29 you can see his dick

[funleo1970]

@Iegobountyhunter YEAH I SEEN IT TO THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPIN

[Iegobountyhunter]

at 0:29 you can see his dick

[Burriana99]

Un divertido clip

[qetuo1000]

that was some hard push.

[neneshubby]

DAMN!

[ninja91122]

if life is really short why wasting time in playing

[VLbadboyVL07]

@ninja91122 Lol, you got that right

[Smashedupcar300]

Weird. Is it just me or do all the Xbox ads pwn ass?

[skate3745]

Video games can save lifes.

[lilparkie123321]

end was gay

[kaptenjohn1]

hahaha

[xxxredmoonatnoonxxx]

WTF??????

[DrifteeDeeSwiftee]

So damn funny we watched this in class

[magicbox667]

rofl

[NoKamWithRam]

Life really is like this. Play more before its over.

[MiyaniOhani]

why is this a commercial for an Xbox!!?? WTF?

[sukablianah2]

life is shor PLAY LESS!!!

[AngryTofuMonster21]

Thats a Disgusting Advert

I dont Know how they think People would like it

[cmgoz]

with the old guy you hear a flapping sound

[Memphis35]

it is his scrotum

[JohnTehSquid]

lmao!

[norja]

Yeha i remember this advert. Didnt last long before it was banned.

[ASDDlojio]

lolllllll !!!!

[crazygal853]

I liked this advert when they were showing it here, good effects... Doesnt make me want to buy an Xbox though

[ArminRahic]

lol funny

[CrushTdotsPrince]

THAT WAS FUKED .....LOL

[jakeen229]

brutal!

[youtrojaxtube]

THIS MAKES NO SENSE. if life is so short then why the hell would you want to waste your time playing x box? do something worth while. Agreed!

[Stevie5771]

its saying to play and have fun

[0drdeath0]

and buy there product =p

[CartmanLandZ]

yea lol i thought the same

[Truemouse]

@youtrojaxtube What I want to know is how the hell are you going to get your hands on an X-box if you're going to spend your entire life naked and airborne?

[xXXna8XXx]

@youtrojaxtube yeah! like ps3

[TheTMRI]

@xXXna8XXx xbox is way better

[iceblaze19]

R0FLMFAO

[CAbornGerman]

I wish I could live my life flying through the air like that xD

[AndrewsFootage]

THIS MAKES NO SENSE. if life is so short then why the hell would you want to waste your time playing x box? do something worth while.

[SplinterCell128]

because xbox is something that is worth while

[AndrewsFootage]

lol whatever you say kid, waste your life... some of us want to become more than just a gamer.

[o0QuAdSh0t0o]

i fucked ur mom faggot

[AndrewsFootage]

APPROACH ME YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG.

[calebclarke1]

...

[RalphWiggum1989]

yeah. life is short so get of your asses and your x boxes and do somthin!

[steelersrthe1]

LOL!!

[Vaan618]

what happened to good-old-fun?

[PivotMaster79]

OK, eew. lol im a man and hes bare naked.

[gaypplreadthis]

an xbox commercial XD

[aaaabbbbccccghhhhhhh]

that was WOW COOL HOLY SHIT

[juansalvadorpm]

esta chido

[PivotMaster79]

that is some crazy animating!

[kirsty033]

lmao

[ludde010]

lol:P

[95eriksp]

ROFL 0:40. XD

[daffydoug]

Weird but true. That's about how fast life flies by.

[PeterPlaysGH]

Not quite. I'm still alive, and I was alive more than 51 seconds ago.

[imnotaballer]

XD lol so freakin weird

[skatingcupcake]

aahahaha

WEIRD! XD

[dancer2829]

thats kinda scary...

[Runescapebogus]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowdragon1227]

LOLLLLL

[bluewinter2004]

0:04. The father looks like a maniac.

[liamsp544]

woa really weird. LOL, leave it to microsoft to say "Life is short, so play on our xbox all the time to make the most of it."

[theghostproductions]

LOL

[GangAngel13]

rofl!!

[snarfsnarf6]

haha thats one strong vag

[travandai]

isnt this a coke advert??

[UMeBedNow1212]

L.... O... L....

XDXD

[bezandlilz]

i love this advert lol

[acidmora]

that was really disturbing

[llaammaann]

whoa cosmic man but he mustve had a tiny dick cuz uh well just look at when he was in his 20's-40's lol

[chaotic136969]

haha aweosme

[firestormcomputers]

My life . . .

[Blob1a]

fake

[xLguitarL13579]

duh its fake retard lol

[acidmora]

yeaaa

duh

[lloyde32]

roflcopters

[rangerinthehood]

rofl

[dienoobszomg]

wait guys i can't tell...is this fake? rofl jk

[Nechmen01]

so thats how kyle xy was created :D

[Lone1ypkr]

this is fake

[sn0boardking]

OBVISOUSLY U SHITFUCK

[moniisgay]

haha lone1ypkr is a duncefuck

[LiquidFastProduction]

LMAO lone1ypkr why would you even write that

[bethanyil05]

LOL did u seriously have to think abou tit?

[HolyFockDeath]

idiot

[MrOwwl]

HOT DAMN!!!!!!

(o O)

 D

[mrjoelumple]

this add was banned

[tokyogirl002]

HELL YES!!!...after this commercial of course ill play more o.O

this just proves my point further ^^

[bumbeeyour]

why didnt his hair grow?? lol

[MrOwwl]

Wind current

[hijlo]

lovit

[funnyman2640]

weird

[Eclipse452]

I lol'd

[da3gurls]

That's one tight pussy. To be able to shoot something so fast it flies around the world for 80 years before crash landing! She must have God-Like Pussy-Muscles.

[MrOwwl]

I, I, I don't know what to say. That the funnest shit I read!! LOL, "God-Like Pussy-Muscles." ROFLMAO!!

[AnimatedSyeko]

Shit Yea. US Need to patent her. She could be a weapon of mass destruction. Every Nine months launches some pussy bomb, completely fucking everyone in the country it lands in.

[MrOwwl]

screaming death from above!

[larry89]

now thats a commercial

[guohuigan]

I started laughing after the baby was born rofl lol

[soulcoke123]

shit this is fake? gee i wonder what makes you think that...

[runescapeproduction8]

omfg that was frigin funny

[HoribiFuckis]

Oh its fake i hadno idea

[Barahuna]

haha thats cool wow

[DarkNoex]

Good shot mom. lol

[o0FilthyCreature0o]

quality vid overall

[TVZombie3000]

fake

[o0FilthyCreature0o]

did you do rocket science at university, jesus who would of ever known this was fake???

[TVZombie3000]

Oh yes, I am not easily fooled by this, I have many, many degrees in rocket science, and believe me, that kid was no rocket, it was a human.

[DeadApostrophe]

This is fake? Holy shit! It's an exact video of my life!

[Blackburnmaster12]

lol

[lndac02]

Its almost a advert for not sitting on a Xbox watching your life whizz past. life flys past blink and you can miss it I think they are saying here.all in all kind of depressing that a game console maunfacturer thinks its users are wasting their lives using their product.

[trooper10909]

O_O skyscrapers shall never be the same

[rowdon]

atleast he got alot of fresh air...

[yoyoboy70]

life is long what are you talking about lol

[Drakylly]

LMAO

[dcalien1]

5 stars and a favorite

[TheNewBr3Ed]

LOL

[rubyblu21]

that makes me wanna go out n live my life, i dont wanna spend it on the xbox

[joshuajoe14304]

poor kid i dont want to spend my life like that

[IHasAMuffin]

At the end, when I saw the XBOX logo, I was all, "WTF?!" o_0

[un8luc8ky]

awesome :P

[mario1136]

Lol. he flew his whole life. Is that a real ad?

[GuineaForce]

xbox ad xD

[capsulepictures]

ah man!funniest crap ever!5 stars

[Razorthemaster]

another reason why microsoft sucks

[mateoarv]

time goes flying

[SupremeMarshall]

the best ad EVER!

[stargen5]

...that slamming into the grave is so absolutely disgraceful, unrelenting, unforgiving, and totally disrespectful to a life lived. BUT IT'S SO OUTRAGEOUSLY FUCKING FUNNY!

[applebite3]

It certainly is another perspective of what a complete Life's Journey is like, that can be shown in less than a minute!

[zzbar4u]

Why did they ban this? Funniest ad ever. I remember when this first came out... I was going to buy a PlayStation but for some reason changed my mind ;-)

Nice one Micro$oft.

[gavinpow77]

Ofcom got so many complaints about this it was banned about 16 days after its first airing. Pity, as it's one of the most genial pieces of advertising every screened in the UK. Seems a

[stargen5]

GREAT JOB!!! funniest of them all!!! So dramatic...slams right into the grave with no dignity! !!!! LOL!

[paupau93]

el tiempo se va volando!! lol

[WoodenFingerboards12]

TOUCHDOWN!!!!IN A GRAVE YARD DASH

[xOnyxTheHedgehogx]

If that were my life, I wouldn't type the rest of this sentence.

[santy6j]

but there is no xbox in Argentina :(

[kayleighsarmy]

i remember this advert lol!!!

[bigmacontour]

hahaha, holy shit i nearly wet my pants. I love how he crash lands into the grave..hahaha. comical

[Androlola]

life is short, play less

[Ivaria]

It's so hilarious that this is actually a commercial for Xbox XD

[legoman1996]

HAHA

[treehugger204968]

LOL =D