He wasn't poor! I was the last of 9 & we were poor. For breakfast my mom would put rice in a pot & pop it to make Rice Crispies. Then the oldest would eat a bowl with a fork to leave milk for #2 and it got passed on down the eating disassembly line. I got the snot, I mean milk & the burnt Crispies from the bottom of the pot after 8 eaters. But at least I got to use a spoon cuz I was spoiled.
When we had BBQ's, Carne Asada meant when you put your hand on the grate to check if it was hot enough
But after the BBQ we were still hungry because beans fall through the grate. But at least we drank fancy Sparkling Water... after adding a tablespoon of baking soda to the tap water
After years, we finally had satisfying BBQ's... upon discovering how to make Bean-kabobs on a stick. But we did good... 5 surviving children is still more kids than white people have
@angelsfanaj27 I was on the sapphire princess too we just got off today too! Although it took almost 2 hours to get out of the parking lot it was so backed up!
Love you so funny!!!!$
rockstarsports 1 month ago
Lol
MrHakim006 3 months ago
Holy crap he Is hilarious!
alvinbcd 5 months ago 6
he reminds Of mr bean.
zeldalikelink6 5 months ago
@zeldalikelink6 he does his sooo funny :) lmao0
xxtraviieszaxx1 3 months ago
Oyeeeeee
mydolcegabbana1986 7 months ago
HAHA I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!
Chrisyxoxo 7 months ago
he is by far the best comedian in the world that doesn't curse
themusicmega2 8 months ago 8
@themusicmega2 which makes him 234872th overall
Oranga1086 7 months ago
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This guy is awesome!
johnmcmains 11 months ago
@GoldenStateGaming same here
scotters15 11 months ago
Lol ya he did come to our school today did a hilarious 1 hour routine. That's how I found this video haha
GoldenStateGaming 11 months ago
What the person below me said he came to my skool! Got his autograph
awesomeness1290 11 months ago
HE CAME TO MY SKOOL! LOL!
msmusicaltheatergeek 11 months ago
this dude is funny , I gots to look m up!!!!
elkarlin 1 year ago
@elkarlin gots to.
grunntalll 8 months ago
He's just so hilarious!
angelialvares 1 year ago
On sale!!! I swear I say that every time my mom goes shopping. lol She has those antenna out every time she's in the store!
Bladepaw18 1 year ago
i saw this guy at LIFE 2010 and me and my youth group wer dying lol
higginsrocky69 1 year ago
@higginsrocky69 Hey, I was at Life 2010 too! :D His joke about the car's GPS nearly killed me, since the GPS in my Mom's minivan acts the same way!
Razor9350 8 months ago
Esperate../ha ha ha !!!!!
eselevato2008 1 year ago
I seen the whole video
MrSpectro14 1 year ago
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MrSpectro14 1 year ago
Omg I met this guy yesterday! He's HILARIOUS!!!
jordison75 1 year ago
he is my FAV!!!!!! i first saw him on our cruise :D he is SO FUNNY!!!!!! XD
FreakofTechno 1 year ago
He wasn't poor! I was the last of 9 & we were poor. For breakfast my mom would put rice in a pot & pop it to make Rice Crispies. Then the oldest would eat a bowl with a fork to leave milk for #2 and it got passed on down the eating disassembly line. I got the snot, I mean milk & the burnt Crispies from the bottom of the pot after 8 eaters. But at least I got to use a spoon cuz I was spoiled.
When we had BBQ's, Carne Asada meant when you put your hand on the grate to check if it was hot enough
Chuichupachichi 1 year ago
But after the BBQ we were still hungry because beans fall through the grate. But at least we drank fancy Sparkling Water... after adding a tablespoon of baking soda to the tap water
After years, we finally had satisfying BBQ's... upon discovering how to make Bean-kabobs on a stick. But we did good... 5 surviving children is still more kids than white people have
Chuichupachichi 1 year ago
LMAO omg he is so funny
ilove0102 1 year ago
Carlos Oscar was on the Sapphire Princess too! like for a few days and then he left
he is hilarious
starburst7321 1 year ago
he just was on the sapphire princess!!!! omg he was sooo funny i fell on the floor laughing
AkBoy1000 2 years ago
you were on that cruise??? i jus got back from the saphire to mexico today!! he was hilarious its like my 10th time seeing him on a cruise
angelsfanaj27 1 year ago
@angelsfanaj27 I was on the sapphire princess too we just got off today too! Although it took almost 2 hours to get out of the parking lot it was so backed up!
starburst7321 1 year ago
Carlos Oscar was on the Sapphire Princess too! like for a few days and then he left
he is hilarious
starburst7321 1 year ago
@angelsfanaj27 yea it was awsome
AkBoy1000 1 year ago
i saw him on a cruise thought he was funnier
omgfishwaffles 2 years ago
ya hes funnier on the cruises
angelsfanaj27 1 year ago
so true......love this!!:) LOLS!!
pinkybrooklyn 2 years ago
he preformed at our church for a banquet he was sooo funny
angel3422 2 years ago
lol i saw him tonight at bay leaf church. very funny stuff!!!
Mike76 2 years ago
I saw you live on a Princess Cruise two years ago, you're hilarious.
TheRyanVlog 2 years ago
I saw him on Princess Cruise too, this year~
wxm19 2 years ago
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its not even funny and people like him i dont get it.. he is funny sometimes.
Aur0rah 2 years ago
The 4th date HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"Sparks coming out of her plastic fork
quishar 2 years ago 42
lEts go to an island and see who dies first LOLOLOLOL
ooblerdude 2 years ago
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rsmitho89 2 years ago
he was at baylor today, never heard of him till today. bien chistoso.
chivasfigueroa 2 years ago 3
and some of these jokes are sounding familiar from earlier today
Stronghammr42 2 years ago 2
lol with cartoon characters on my socks. xD
xpinpridex 2 years ago
LOL Real Funny
Negotiator4000 2 years ago
id tell his mom ill take my demon egg scramled with some salt
slypher37 3 years ago
this guy is the best
redmedz 4 years ago 2
xD Omg where's the rest of it!?
Karue 4 years ago 37
i just saw this guy on my cruise...
Truballa1010 4 years ago
the crown princess?
k00lb0y667 3 years ago
I saw it on Royal Carribean
TeePeeProductions 2 years ago
Golden Princess
Machinima2013 2 years ago
this fuckin guy is awesome man.
stevespicer2 4 years ago 2
this dude's hysterical..!! XD
14PeaceInTx 4 years ago