I agree hecklers are usually bad-mannered, ignorant drunken assholes and deserve to be verbally buttfucked. However, you have to remember the comedian is the one in control. They are holding the mic. They are the ones with the audience in their corner. There is no big secret about dealing with drunken assholes - just use the resources at your disposal.
@razemer well i'm from england and i can say anything in front of all the women in my family except for "cunt".....just a bit of a vile way of saying pussy. hope that helps.
I love that he isn't afraid to call a cunt a cunt. Seriously, it's so annoying when a bitch thinks she can just keep TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I pay to see a show I want to see the fucking show! Not some idiot cunt trying to pull the spot-light on herself. That's why I LOVE that one clip of the great Bill Hicks (R.I.P Bill) go off on that cunt at his show.
@RaffertyStephen What I do is I wrote some lines for hecklers and almost all comedians have lines ready for hecklers. This all comes with time, once you become more comfortable on stage you can talk shit about them on the spot, its like roasting a buddy. Hecklers are fucking cunts its not that hard to find something wrong with them, just point it out to everyone and ur done! They say something, turn it against them. Hope that helped
@RaffertyStephen this is how you ignore them till you tell them off in a funny intellectual way and then get em hyphe for everyones mutual comedic benefit and watch security throw them out!
Hahaaa youre soo good at callin em outt. They mustve totally deserved it, girls like that, ughhh. Love you, youre friggn hilarious, you should do that with all the "cunts".
@buhghetto not really, i just keed, don't be such a bitch about it :D I'm a fan and i bet eliot would understand a joke. Just chelax and vote for Eliot on that comedy central site
I love your heckler videos!
changYoungtae 2 days ago
This was great. thanks for the video! A lot of truth in stand up and thats what makes ART. "always rollin' truth"
rumpleshortsshins 5 days ago
he was negging them, DHVing himself and building a jealousy plotline all in that.........
sinnersaintstudios 1 week ago
this guy is like a a pick up artist and he doesnt even know it
sinnersaintstudios 1 week ago
YOaww Man!!! RIGHT ONN!!!
SoulDalto 1 week ago
person at the very end sounds like zoey deschanel.
littlebopepe 1 week ago
hilarious, you are the only other person other than myself to refer to someone as "cunty".
ohhhtravis 1 week ago
Great man. Love all these videos. Straight up
Tylrmclstr 1 week ago
"i am not a B1TCH!" LOL
WhatsGoingOn9 1 week ago
favorite comedian
noboundariesburnhws 1 week ago
You're unholy. How is intellectual vomit like Tosh famous and you aren't? You murder him in terms of wit and ACTUAL FUCKING HUMOR.
3mm0n5t3r 2 weeks ago 2
yes indeed eliot! yes indeed!
IMALLORD 2 weeks ago
Eliot Chang! Love your style bro!
jrrgenius 2 weeks ago
NICE... prissy bitches like that need to be put in their place.
kobrakai420 2 weeks ago
The Anti-Cunt! hahaha
3choFoxTrot 2 weeks ago
wow 5 minutes? xD
gnomenbasti 3 weeks ago
this was honestly just fucking hilarious
zZsmithXx 1 month ago
Fuckin Excellent!. What a natural.
IntEngT 2 months ago
title = porno
davidjosephsmith11 2 months ago 7
He's one of the better asian comics I've seen. Good going.
lgadwords 2 months ago
he busts out an LSP voice in the end. nice. ADVENTURE TIME!!
wa2si 2 months ago
Pretty sure it was more than 15 times lol
performancepoo 2 months ago
I loved this :D
InfernalOneShot 3 months ago
This guy's sharp and can stand on his own to feet. He'll definitely make it to the top.
ScaniaChan 3 months ago
Well handled Eliot!
p4horror 3 months ago
DEFCON CUNT 1. This man is awesome.
vardoegers 3 months ago 5
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
dakingofhearts 3 months ago
The title is extremely deceptive, I want the porno I didn't pay for. -.-
LeoRikimaru 4 months ago 13
LOL!XD was like wth going on when the video startedxD
sarahmuslima95 4 months ago
I agree hecklers are usually bad-mannered, ignorant drunken assholes and deserve to be verbally buttfucked. However, you have to remember the comedian is the one in control. They are holding the mic. They are the ones with the audience in their corner. There is no big secret about dealing with drunken assholes - just use the resources at your disposal.
starryian007 4 months ago
Naturally smart, funny.
bawhite125 4 months ago
He gets a lot of hecklers
bawhite125 4 months ago
@UniversalPotatoSoup things that look obvious then
RaffertyStephen 4 months ago
@UniversalPotatoSoup Ok good tip thanks dude
RaffertyStephen 4 months ago
some public education is never bad :)
especially for dumb chicks
farco27 4 months ago 2
lovely c\/nts :-D
djspesh82 5 months ago
I love it when comedians stop telling jokes and just come down and tell us a little story like that xD awesome vid
paz2001 5 months ago
4 cunts did not approve of this video.
RaijinHanshi 5 months ago 5
Yeah, Los Angeles Chang!
PuppyXz 5 months ago
Quick question why is the word "Cunt" so offense?respose plz cuz im baffled by it
razemer 5 months ago
@razemer well i'm from england and i can say anything in front of all the women in my family except for "cunt".....just a bit of a vile way of saying pussy. hope that helps.
youngsaves 5 months ago
He has some Louis CK flare over him. Well done, sir.
boesdeos 5 months ago
ALL HAIL THE ANTI-CUNT!
LeoRikimaru 6 months ago 4
ahhh i love you eliot you rock you and steve byrne are my heros
Blackdragonassassin 6 months ago
Lloyd from Entourage
TeeEye84Plus 6 months ago
I love that he isn't afraid to call a cunt a cunt. Seriously, it's so annoying when a bitch thinks she can just keep TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I pay to see a show I want to see the fucking show! Not some idiot cunt trying to pull the spot-light on herself. That's why I LOVE that one clip of the great Bill Hicks (R.I.P Bill) go off on that cunt at his show.
BillieJolene1 6 months ago 3
he should really get some more attention , hes natural born for this
absolumer 6 months ago
2:28 I feel the same exact way!!!
alchemic85 6 months ago
"get a picture of an anti cunt (-_-). you want a cunt picture? sit here and wait for 5 mins (O.O)"
araicauhc 7 months ago
'They gave me the mic on purpose bitch!' I swear, best comeback ever :)
thesilversakura 7 months ago 3
Wahaha! "are you a little cunty? *sniff!*"
chibigrunt 7 months ago
That was the best come back I ever heard seriously!!!!!
EGiovanniD 7 months ago
LOL "cute cunts"
championofcathay 7 months ago
He got the DEFCON system backwards
iRetreat 8 months ago
BAHAHHAHAHA
"They give me the mic on purpose BITCH" haha I LOVE HIM
TheKristinMarie 8 months ago 145
LOOL..What was that thing he gave them at 1:23??
05gobis 8 months ago
he is famous for hecklers
jackjack2558 8 months ago 3
you deal with a lot of hecklers man
TheRockingTK 8 months ago
jeebus this was funny
littleenglish 10 months ago
Hey Eliot I am a comedian who training who would wanted to ask how do you deal with hecklers ? please it would mean a lot if you can help me.
RaffertyStephen 10 months ago 52
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tykk86 9 months ago
@RaffertyStephen
you fucking suck dick as a comedian
bin4ryst4r 6 months ago
@bin4ryst4r well if you look at my video I state that I am a Comedian In Training!!!!!!!
RaffertyStephen 6 months ago
@RaffertyStephen
aww dude i was trying to troll you to see what you would come back with lol i will check out ure vids tho thanks for the heads up
bin4ryst4r 6 months ago
@bin4ryst4r na dude dont worry about it man.
RaffertyStephen 6 months ago
@RaffertyStephen watch - study
036265 3 months ago
@036265 good tip
RaffertyStephen 3 months ago
@RaffertyStephen What I do is I wrote some lines for hecklers and almost all comedians have lines ready for hecklers. This all comes with time, once you become more comfortable on stage you can talk shit about them on the spot, its like roasting a buddy. Hecklers are fucking cunts its not that hard to find something wrong with them, just point it out to everyone and ur done! They say something, turn it against them. Hope that helped
aliksultan 3 months ago
@RaffertyStephen
Write a better set..?
Skinkefar 3 months ago 2
@Skinkefar yeah but thats half the battle
RaffertyStephen 3 months ago
@RaffertyStephen heres practice - you look good but you look better saying all that while my dick in your mouth =D buttcheeks
kcuskcid0 2 weeks ago
@RaffertyStephen this is how you ignore them till you tell them off in a funny intellectual way and then get em hyphe for everyones mutual comedic benefit and watch security throw them out!
killuminatiunited141 2 weeks ago
@killuminatiunited141 good tip thanks man
RaffertyStephen 2 weeks ago
@RaffertyStephen He pretty much shows you in the video above. If you need a step by step tutorial, maybe comedy isn't for you.
kdchmln 1 week ago
@RaffertyStephen Step 1: Learn English
EnigmaV8 1 day ago 2
@EnigmaV8 Ok!
RaffertyStephen 5 hours ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jumpet 10 months ago
i love you for calling them out!! yeah....YAH! hahaah
BellaValentiine 11 months ago
RESPECTTTTTTTTTTTT
eeeljosh 11 months ago
"yeah... YAH!!!!!!" XD
thebeautyofgrace1 11 months ago 2
Speakers in the bathroom XD
sea2sky 11 months ago
Omg ilysfm!!!!!!
deniselove99 1 year ago
Hahaaa youre soo good at callin em outt. They mustve totally deserved it, girls like that, ughhh. Love you, youre friggn hilarious, you should do that with all the "cunts".
absolutexkara 1 year ago
@dieinhonner haha sorry but i just had to know
XxKisaLovexX 1 year ago
he said it 15 times not 13. Lol
XxKisaLovexX 1 year ago
@XxKisaLovexX yea only you counted it to
dieinhonner 1 year ago
Gave it to them, but what's with the vests? Think you're a friggin' Pinocchio?
Sackrider5000 1 year ago
@Sackrider5000 hater
buhghetto 1 year ago
@buhghetto not really, i just keed, don't be such a bitch about it :D I'm a fan and i bet eliot would understand a joke. Just chelax and vote for Eliot on that comedy central site
Sackrider5000 1 year ago