Roxas as Dane Cook: Horror Movies

[AHgrrrl16]

Have you checked the children.

Me: For....ticks?

[tootsiepop825]

Guy: have you checked..... The children?

Me: magioddhgrjblarg fis

Guy:what?

Me: sorry. I had a mouth full of children.

[Leprochaun97]

Somebody called me at 3:30 on a Saturday and said:

Caller: we r coming to get you

Me: o rly can you bring me you know what it's a. Long list I'll just text it to you

And I hung up

The called back 5 minutes later and said look outside I walked out on my front porch and said that's cool and walked back in. -.-' it was my best friend

[zacarawolf]

axel: thechildren.....

roxas:i killed them....

XDDD my favorite part!

[chiaP3]

I killed them >8D

[mgmstudios2304]

Caller: Have you checked. . . the children

Me: There are no children

Caller: I know where you live

Me: I have butcher knives

Caller: *hangs up*

Me: Kids I'm going out to buy some butcher knives if someone calls tell them you have guns!

[Haley24x7]

I'D TOTALLY DO THE SAME THING!!!!

"did you check... the children?"

"i killed them!"

XD ROTFLMFAO!!!!

[axmarronefan1]

Dude: Have you checked... THE CHILDREN...

Me: * Checks caller Id * OMFG! PEDO BEAR!

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

@axmarronefan1

u ..... saved his number?

[axmarronefan1]

@Chase1002clubpenguin  cOUSINS SPEED NUMBER! ( Awkward...)

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

@axmarronefan1 ok ... whatever........... O_O

[cookiegirl880]

Caller: have u cecked... On thr childer

Me: wait let me go and check -opens door- candles every where wtf r u trying to melest me get out of the room and where r the children

-guy opens plater- here they r -.-

[illia01]

man now i kn ow what 2 do when sombody calls me and say something like that! XD

[BritttMyerz1997]

(looks up the movie When a Stranger Calls movie and watches the trailer).............Yeah I would have said "fuck the children"..........and that trailer almost made me die.......

[pnkrincess80]

Um...I can't hear it that good.....

[EpicMickey13]

Have you checked... the children?

I KILLED THEM1

[figglesnorf9]

Caller: have you checked..... the children?

me: no.... am supposed to? huh...... wait..... WHAT ARE YOU DOING XEMNAS?????!!!!!! DON'T DO THAT WITH SIAX IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!! *sigh* i'll call you back.

[hinata1356]

dude when i first saw a scary movie it was "It" i couldnt look at a clown still scared of them and for 3 months i couldnt go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without thinking that damn clown would come out of my drain(P.S. i was at least 6)

[santoys98]

*whispers*have you checked...the children?

*whispers bak*i killed them,and then tossed them at yur house.

[SaYwHaT12341000]

Axel:have you checked the children?

Roxas:i killed them!!

[bubblesdraws7]

Axel: have you checked...the children?

Me: yeah. i ate them all.

[1angel156]

what is the 2nd movie he is talking about?

[KairiandSora2728]

@1angel156

He talks about "JAWS" and "When A Stranger Calls".

[CloverstarLatias]

Oh so many people are making hilarious responses to:

"Have you checked...the children?"

Me: "No, I haven't. Ooo~, what's that... NO MARLY DON'T EAT THE-" *hangs up abruptly*

[manule342]

LOL UR FUNNY ROXAS/DANE

[MochaKittie]

caller: have you checked the children?

me: fuck the children im checking the goddamn bath drain!!!!!!!

[rvbkid]

Have you checked the children?

Yes....and i'm now RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[DawnDweller4]

Caller: Have you checked...the children?

Me: Uhh... if you're talking about my 22 year old son that needs to get a job so he can move out and get a life? Yeah... he's in his room playing 'Mario Party' that I got on his 13th brithday... Why?

Caller: ...

:3 That would me be.

[Npriestd]

have you checked the children

i ate them lol

[OtakuAme]

i killed them!!!!!! (lol luv it!!!)

[Newmoon12345678910]

Lol if that were me I'd probably be like

Caller: Have you checked the children?

Me: Have you checked yours? Because I don't HAVE any.

Caller:... Wrong number!

[Werebereus]

#### the children

XD

[GameManiacX]

have you checked the children

me: (no answer)

caller: hello?

Me: SEVEN DAYS (hangs Up)

[akakiki8232]

this is what i would have done

caller: have you checked.. the children?

me: oh yea mikes over there, and... ANITA! I SAID GO TO BED! IM GONNA GET THAT BELT AND WHOOP YUR...

caller: oops wrong number!

[sistergirl778]

if that was me it'll be like this:

Caller: Did you check... the children?

me: ya I killed them just the other day

Caller: what!?

me: sooo did you check on your kids?

[migumigold]

yea what if a chilld saw this .......ME i have bin having night mares cause of this im only 8 :(

[kendolucmon]

random guy: have you checked...the children

me: 0_0 yes i cooked them in the oven so theyre fine stop calling here!

[dylan08880]

TheReturnOfKoneko, I agree.

Caller: Have you checked... the children

me: ... Wrong number. -hangs up-

[AnimePrincess180]

I've done that some asshole prank called me while I was babysitting and was like did you ckeck the children and I was just like They aint comming outta that pool I made sure of that

[soraluver614]

"have you checked... the children?"

"i killed them."

[CodedbyDays]

i was so suspicious about a video called "horror movies" and having this volume...its hilarious though.

[KIngdomKeySRK]

"Have you cheched the children?"

"It's Fricking hard to swim to the bottom of a lake!"

[kamakonoha6677]

caller: Have....youu.c-c-hheck the chiildren?

me: ........HOLY CRAP!!!! THEY ARE PLAYING INSIDE THE FRIDGE AND FROZE TO DEATH IM A BIG CRAAAAAPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you checked your children too? COZ MINE IS CRAP!!

[the3littledeviants]

#3: have you checked your children.

#2: I'M 12 YOU IDIOT!

#1: how are we doing this i don't have a 3 way phone?

mysterious person: how did you get this number? * same scary voice*

all 3: WE'RE TALKING HERE!!!

[PotterGeek24]

Caller: "have you checked...the children?"

Me: "Oh crap! I forgot to set the oven timer! I hate my children overcooked!"

XD if u say that, the creeper would leave u alone lol...maybe call the cops, but who cares =P

[lunklunk7]

caller: "have you checked... the children?"

me: "-_- Dude it's like FUCKING 2:00 in the morning bug some other fucking asshole"

[EEVEElover19]

Did you check ....... the children

They ran away

[TheReturnOfKoneko]

caller: have you checked the children?

me: ...wrong number. *hangs up*

[FireWolfFangdiamondt]

XDDD did you check the children..i killed them XDDDDDDDD

[TheWitchCharu]

Caller: Have you checked...the children?

Me: Wrong place idiot. My nephews live in Washington State. Go bug them.

[touwuaniynof]

caller: have u checked the children!

me: fuck the children, i don't get paid enough for this shit!!! yesterday, some clown now you! whats so F ing speacial about " the children!!!

LOL haha yea thats why i'm not a baby siter

[dragon16472]

caller:have you checked.....the children

me:have you checked....yours?

[lunklunk7]

caller:have you checked the children

me:no but maybe there in your ass

[XDLostLambXD]

Caller: "Have you checked...the children?"

Me:...Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

...

[GoodyBag0]

have you checked... the children?

f**k the children

lol XD

[DSt3w01]

did you check the children

i killed then

XD so funny

[eragonfan4life]

Caller: Have you....checked the children?

Me: No, its not 10 o'clock yet.

[squockish]

god, I would have been like,

"hello, pizza factory, may I take yur order?"

caller: have you checked...the children?"

me: "I'm sorry sir, there is no such pizza with that name. would you like cheese?"

lol

[swisschz19]

Caller: Have you checked...the children?

Me:FUCK NO LEMME SLEEP

[AgeOfMyths]

Caller: "Have you checked...the children?"

Me: "Have you taken...your meds?"

[ycezlover8899]

do u guys think this is boring??

[Wolfpelt37]

Caller: Have you..checked the children?

Me: Maaayyybeeeee......*pulls out minigun*

[Xxnarutos1fangirlxX]

caller:have u checked the children?

me:sure did! ellen is taking a bath,kates watching tv and joeys playing with the chainsaw ^.^

[shikomey]

LOL so funny.I love horror movies.

Dude: Have u checked the children?

Me: Have you checked behind you? (pulls out chainsaw)

[Rfcoke]

Caller: Have you checked, the children?

Me: Thank you for calling the FBI agency we are now tracking your call. What is the state of your emergency?

[OkayAsAPlum]

Caller: HAVE YOU CHECKED...THE CHILDREN???

Me: LET ME SLEEP!

[lazzay111]

i would have said

Caller: have you checked the children

Me: Have you checked yours

Or:

Caller: have you checkes the children

me: Yeah and i KIlled them wanna join me

[DisturblyDisturbed0]

lol, at 0:44 he's talking about When a stranger calls, lol I just watched that last night.

[foxer800]

hey dumbass, if this "chainmail is true, how do we know? how do we know she walked down the creek and got knocked out, then got raped in some dark factory? surely if we know that much we'll know who did it, jeez, and what if he slit her throat then raped her? dont do chainmail, or you make an ass of yourself

[hotnspicy14]

THAT'S TRUE. I KNOW THAT THE STORY OF 2 SISTERS BEING KILLED IN THEIR HOUSE AT NIGHT, THE SMITH SISTERS, IS A FACT BECAUSE THE BOY FROM THAT STORY IS MY GREAT GRANDFATHER. YOU'RE RIGHT. How DO we know she walked down a creek?

[jeb2012]

my friend called and did somthing like that

Friend: Turn around i am watching you.

and i didn't pick up my phone so she left that message and i checked it in the middle of the woods at 2 in the morning.

[VampiressEyes]

i had my own house call my own house once on a rainy day. i was home alone. it went static but, i picked up the phone anyway and said hey whats up. and then i realized what i did so i hung up and laughed.

[voodooDadoo]

i would have said i killed them as well!

[AkatsukiDragon667]

if someone kept calling my home and asked about the kids, i woulda said that i killed them then sold them to cannibals

[kreo45]

i would of gone with " I ate them"

and they wouldbe like "o.0" whaat?"

although dane cook is still awesome, just imagen...

[FMAFMAFMAyaoi]

somebody some smart person decided to call me at 4 in the mornin saying 'I know where you live' and I'm like 'give me my direction cuz I died 4 years ago in a basement' said person just stood quiet and hung up :P

[UFOProductionsLtd]

Sounds like something I would've done. LOL

CALLER: I know where you live.

ME: Your mother's in here with us.

Or something like what you said, or something even dumber, but still funny as hell. (To you, I mean)

[FMAFMAFMAyaoi]

thanks XD it really did happen :P I like your's better! :D hi?

[UFOProductionsLtd]

Hi??

[FMAFMAFMAyaoi]

:P you wanna be friends? X3

[UFOProductionsLtd]

Aren't we already? LOL

[FMAFMAFMAyaoi]

really? YAY!!! :3 rawr. :P

[rggirl113]

I KILLED THEME LOL

[katonakatsuki]

no that was a scary movie and it was the remake i saw i couldnt answer my phone for weeks

[RoxasChronicles]

"Have you checked the children?"

"I killed them"

Way to go Roxy XD

[2468hd]

after me and my friend saw the movie i called her and did it and she just screamed and hung up!next day she came to school

had to be next to someone 24/7 didnt let anyone leave her alone!!!! xD

[Usuki123]

I feel bad for her. XD

[zlegna120]

lol i would be the one screaming :p

[JuggaletteWraith]

haha i did the same thing to my bf but yeah. there was a lot of freaking out.

[fluffy2044]

Somthing similar happened to me. only it was after i watched the ring at like 9 at night when it first came out. i was at a friends house and it was over and it was dark. the phone rang as soon as the credits rolled and it was for me. It was just my mom but i screamed when it rang and was for me.

[2468hd]

lol!

[moviegirl770]

lol that was funny i wish someone could call my house and for me to just say i killed them in a high creepy voice i would just hang-up the phone and start burst out laighing.

[lilytlaura]

luv it!

[iluvanimeNvideogames]

lol..

"have u checked the children??"

"i killed them"

[animeluva333]

not great but not bad.

[CANDYSKATER]

this shit is cool

[TwistedCyberChick]

heh heh heh. Awesome. Yay for Roxas!!

[roseofthewild]

im a chick aswell but how is this a chicks video??? it makes no sense to call it girls only!

[DeAngela12]

(creepy voice)Have U checked....the children?

I killed them....

LMAO! That was funny. ^-^

[FinalKissofaFoxdemon]

AH I FLIPPIN LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! (When a Stranger Calls) but I watched the newest version.

[musicaddict1254]

ha this was funny!

[Kimi91]

LMAO!

[emokid12345678910111]

gay just like you

[KairiandSora2728]

I'm not gay. I'm a chick, and I guess you are too if you are watching chick videos!!!

[sammy100987]

lol i agree with u

[KairiandSora2728]

You agree with me? Awesome! LMFAO!!!

[sammy100987]

lol hey it's true... if a guy is watching chick vids, then that guy is gay... makes perfect sense!!!! plus, im a chick too, so i can watch this vid and lmao!!!!

[Oamanu]

im not gay x.x and I like this vid

[SrgtBarney]

u know what emokid12345678910111 or whatever the fuck ur digits are,ur gay...no, not gay,ur silver shit gay!

and ur a fuckin noob for havin a fuckin 10 digit number for ur name and for the love of fuckmuffins ur callin other vids and other ppl gay just check out ur damn name first!

[FeeNixFlaime]

Come down Grandma(pa) or you're blood pressure will go up again...(joke XD)

[SrgtBarney]

XP

Yea i kinda had to let some steam off.

went waaaay overboard

[horselover422]

holly crap! your name is so long! what is just being the 2nd emo kid isnt enough?