Vintage 21 Church - Jesus Video #3

[darinsargent25]

This vid is a favorite on Ljubljana

[rturozamora37a]

Ciao ciao!

[mcwright51495]

Just out of curiosity... what was this movie really about? Like before the voice-over?

[LightDragon777]

"..and don't try and hide because I'm Jesus, I will find you."

"John you drank too much wine the other night, not way too much, just enough to make me angry."

"..and you... I forgot your name so you're off the hook for now." Best one so far.

[ForZakenZ]

this make me love Jesus more... :D

[aHannibal210]

FU*k no! this is so blasphamous! //process church status!

[Melvinzilla]

7 people weren't wearing their WWJD bracelets.....

[eph112joephil]

Ephesians 5: 1-21: 26-27 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient:

[eph112joephil]

but rather giving of thanks. For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.(A brief parallell in Galations 5:19-21 which also says: Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife,

[eph112joephil]

For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light: (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth;) Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord. And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret. But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light:

[eph112joephil]

for whatsoever doth make manifest is light. Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light. See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, Redeeming the time, because the days are evil(2 Timothy chapter 3). Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is. And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit; Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and

[eph112joephil]

spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord; Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;(Another parrallel passage to the previous verse which is in Colosians 3:16-17 which then says: And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful. Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms

[eph112joephil]

and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord. And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.) Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God. . . . That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

[mrkatiehannah]

THIS MADE MY LIFE

[MarsIloveBruno]

i cant stop watching this because its so funny

"you're all evil and there is no hop thats it thank you"

[buttercreamer2]

This is so great

[MinorKeys88]

"Frank, you know what you did. I just can't repeat it, because I'm Jesus."

L. O. L.

[Zukofreakingrocks]

Do you think he can fly?

[1dawgy]

No matter how many times I watch this, I still crack up!

[1dawgy]

No matter how many times I watch this, I still crack up!

[1family4me]

This is most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

[wondergurl97]

Watched this @ youth!!! Hilarious!!! <3

[zzzzrvideos365]

u should make more

[hereticmax1]

Wow

[JosephMBoyer]

well at least Christians realize their own problems :P

[RocksxLikexToxPartyx]

we watched this at youth group, and they are awesome. :D

[vt2sc]

Seems like the westboro baptist church took this seriously O.o

[LoveJesusNotReligion]

haha... too funny

[sandyandbailey0509]

some of the pastors at my church showed this..HILARIOUS!

[StingKing456]

You,I forgot your name so your off the hook for now

[Drmmrgrl13]

You're all evil. There is no hope. That's it. Thank you.

[richamerican]

Iif jesus are reel, hoiw u explain pokemanz

Athiests 1

Religun 0

[misshyper7991]

@richamerican If you went to school how do you explain your terrible spelling?

Religion: 1

Athiests: 0

[richamerican]

@misshyper7991

FIG Revolution is coming.

[CannibalisticKoala]

@misshyper7991 Seriously? There's just too many things wrong with this statement.

[misshyper7991]

@CannibalisticKoala Yes. seriously.

[hmooreaxl]

@richamerican i hope your not serious

[lchartline09]

@richamerican if school is real, how do you explain your horrible spelling? richamerican 0

smart educated people 1

clearly the "rich american's " parent's money went to waste on your education.

[richamerican]

@lchartline09

if you honestly believe that that was a serious attempt at an argument, you should get off the internet.

[ElveeKaye]

The Apostle Frank? X>D

[rebafan232]

I saw this at my Youth Group! Funny

[derv206385]

ROFL! i couldn't stop laghin at this one hahahaha.....great vid. I can't wait to show it at my youth nite meeting

[Tbsofyourmama]

Your all evil there is no hope

[girlyninja33]

it was only one cigarett

Jesus-I heard that!

[rgripcom]

All I can say is I'm glad I read the blurb underneath this because otherwise I felt sad that they were using such a weird voice for God! Woah!

[givemesometots]

look at all these sinners.

[AGiantSquidy]

"I have healed many people O' diseases."

XD Best line!

[alisonsk111]

Some people need to lighten up. They are not trying to make light of "sin"...they are just trying to say that Jesus did not come to condemn, but to SAVE. There IS hope, and it's all because of Him, and what He did. He understands we are sinners and there is no way "we" could do it, so He did it for us...and he does not sit around making checklists of our sins.

[jesusfreak1095]

This is funny....LOL but not true about the "there's no hope". And I doubt His voice sounds like that!! XD

Yeah, sad that people would think this true, but they do :(

[Tuilelen]

@jesusfreak1095 Wouldn't it be hilarious if after all this one got to heaven, and that was EXACTLY what Jesus sounded like? XD

[tkhx1138]

this is so doctrinally correct

[missyX45]

''frank... you know what you did ..i just cant repeat it because im jesus'' XD lol this is the funniest vid ever

[missyX45]

lol this is soooo funny XD

[slickslayer2]

WOW! My mom said it was "making fun of the bible." and i got in trouble!!! some mom

[OfWrathAndGrace]

@slickslayer2

You should listen to your mother. Wow, this is blasphemous. Especially since Jesus really DID go around pointing out to the proud-hearted that they were vile, depraved sinners and the fact that they were hopelessly lost unless they put their trust in Him.

[OfWrathAndGrace]

@OfWrathAndGrace

On many occasions, Christ pointed out people's sin. Our smallest sins, down to our "little white lies" are a stench in the nostrils of a Holy God. Then he makes light of blaspheming God's name. ("I don't mind you saying my name but not after you stub your toe")

[DestinyMarkov]

@OfWrathAndGrace

I think you're missing the point of these videos... It's meant to show how legalistic the church can be, and also it's poking fun at people's preconceived notions of Jesus. (You're not wearing your WWJD bracelet.) I mean.. a church made them. They aren't trying to put down Jesus, just contradict the way some people think about him. =)

[OfWrathAndGrace]

@DestinyMarkov I get the point, but some of the things mentioned were actual sins, not legalism and not to be made light of. And there are better ways to make the point than using Jesus to make a joke. Christ should always be treated highly and with respect. Not as a goofy caricature, even to make a valid point. Presentation can be as important as the message. Can we agree on that?

[DestinyMarkov]

@OfWrathAndGrace

We can. But not everyone can relate to the typical means of conveying that message, ie a Bible study, or a Billy Graham crusade type setting.

[Tuilelen]

@OfWrathAndGrace Hmm, I agree that presentation can be as important as the message, and that is exactly what might make this medium MORE effective for some. Also, it depends on the culture -I know my Cuban family takes everything lightheartedly, including religion, and it doesn't make it any less important in their lives. I'm sure Jesus wouldn't begrudge us a sense of humor ;D

[nothingwithoutu07]

hilarious,brilliant satire and irony.

i love it.

[kpuplover222]

ah i love this! me and friends quot this everyday!

[Netzari]

I laughed 'til I cried! The script & that VOICE! PERFECT! Shalom in Yeshua!

[OracleOfPeace]

Look at all these sinners. Alright listen up. Listen up because I'm Jesus. You're all evil, there's no hope. That's it.

[Anarchemitis]

It's an excellent satire, this video

[CatcherProduction]

Love this video :) "You.. I forgot your name so you're off the hook for now"......."Jacob, I don't mind you saying my name, but not right after you stub your toe" XD

[fairienoodles]

"You're all evil. There is no hope. That's it. Thank you." - Suddenly I love Jesus again.

[diana15397]

My fav is Frankyou know what you did I just cant repeat it cause Im Jesus

[LedZeppelinluvr93]

I saw these a long time ago and I'm just now rediscovering them. I almost forgot how funny they are! XD

[scoutingfish]

"I have done many wonderful things, I have healed many people of diseases, I have preformed many miracles so that I can tell you this: you're all evil, there is no hope. That's it. Thank you." - probably the best line ever, lol

[Psyche1226]

"Matthew, we fell asleep in church, now, didn't we? Yes we did...Frank...you know what you did, I just can't repeat it, because I'm Jesus."

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA...

[MaiAriSquee]

This is EPICALLY hilarious!! XD

[osxdude]

"This is a satirical look at what some people think Jesus is like" Just so you know.

[paullover36]

"I have done many wonderful things. I have healed many people of diseases. I have performed many miracles so that I can say this. You're all evil. There is no hope. That's it. Thank you."

ROFL!!! Hilarious! I love this vid.

[fairienoodles]

"Don't try and hide, because I'm Jesus. I will find you."

My favorite. XD

[4everl3xy]

this video is so funny i went to a christian camp over summer and they showed this to us i was laughing so hard only people that go to church or know about god will get it

[Simoneymoney]

..."And you..I forgot your name so your off the hook"..

hahahahah MY FAVORITE..

[grl4jesus15]

lol!!!

[bigchief3009]

haha i saw this in my sunday morning service at church... it was so funny i had to look it up!!

[NJKJonasxoxo]

Our Youth summer intern at church showed us these. We now watch them every Sunday during class. It's fantastic. haha

"Frank you know what you did- I just can't repeat it because I'm Jesus." aha. Love itt.

[k425m]

Haha, my dad thinks these are sacreligous, but i think they are hilarious.

[faketohma]

all I can say is that...some people take things too seriously and they cant laugh at anything that slightly kinda pokes fun of the church or jesus. (rolls eyes) its only satire...my oppinion is if you're gonna let something like this piss you off or offend you...you...well...you don't have a sense of humor number one...ok I cant think of numbr two...

[miafreakintastic]

"John, you drank too much wine the other night. Not too much, just enough to make me angry.."

hahahaha

[imdbrod]

we watched this at a catholic camp last week :D

[ratman959]

would it be inappropriate to show this durring youth group plz tell me

[littlesparrow89]

our church is A/G and our youth pastor showed these. it isnt bad...its making fun of our ideas of Jesus.

[BigPoppy8]

no your fine these videos are to show the views of what nonchristians see jesus as im pretty sure

[randompanda36]

omg, this is the funniest one ever!!!

[straub11]

yeah this is my favorite of the bunch

[SmackPaste]

"You....I don't remember you so ur off the hook for now."

lol!

[bucketheadbigsurmoon]

Dont try and hide, i am jesus, i will find you!

[ChloeRocksOutLoud]

"Your all evil, there is no hope... That's it" I LOVE IT

[royalavon]

"moving right along" hahaa

[Emma54325]

You're all evil, there is no hope... That's it. HAHA!

[dinosaurus2359]

LOL OH MANNNN.

[stewpedN0OB]

LOL... "Your all evil, there is no hope... That's it"

I LOL RIGHT THERE!!!!

[jonas4lover]

i totally agree with brittychicky!!!!

this vid is so funny!

i <3 Jesus!

[crayzyally13]

"You.... I cant remember your name so your off the hook for now." That is sooo funny!

[ElevationBrDeR1]

"You... I don't remember your name so you're off the hook for now..." LOL

[oBeautifulDay]

"Do you think he can fly?" lol, this one is my favorite of the 4

[dianamn]

"Not way too much, but just enough to make me angry"

[goldilox704]

"listen up, listen to me, I'm Jesus!"

"I can't repeat it...because I am Jesus!"

I love how he proclaims he is Jesus.

P.S. It's not blasphemy. In fact, if Jesus saw this, I think he would laugh.

[brittychiky]

I love it. I am a total Jesus Freak and am a Christian and I love this video.

[leppy228]

rofling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[CLAiRESMiTHAM]

These videos were made by a church to contrast the ridiculous stereotype of Jesus and christians, with the remarkably kind and loving nature of the true Jesus christ. It is not blasphemy, it is simply a way to convey the many misconceptions that large sums of people everywhere believe, and to show that these misconceptions are completely untrue.

John 3:16

[xXThe23rdSpartanXx]

well this was funny....but it's not funny becuase they are mocking jesus... so ponder on that for awhile

[FilterLuvr]

"you know what u did but i'm jesus so i can't repeat it" rofl

[sweetpeakansas]

"It was just one cigarette.."

"I heard that.!"

hahah love it.

[rox2you]

I love you guys. I especially loved the message you were sending. That Jesus isn't just this dull guy that walks around and isn't funny and doesn't smile like in the movies. Great stuff. I love the voice of the dude in the first video who's like "I am walking in the dirt...i am walking in the dirt and the sand and the huh?" "oh hey Andrew!" "Jesus isn't a rock" "Andrew is my friend" Haha. I love you guys. Make more videoes please they are AMAZING and hilarious. You difinately need to make more!!

[Jillianfilms]

You're all evil. There's no hope. That's it. Thank you. Hahaha, great stuff!

[actress622]

ome all 5 of these r awesome. check out the 5th one called taco johns. that one is HILARIOUS!!!! :) make sure u all search actress622 and look at pekepoo!!! best video evr!

[Hunte9753]

Matthew we fell in sleep in church today did we.

Thomas you were slow dancing a little to close to that girl friends of yours. lol

[neasy7]

lol

[Aspen20]

and frank, you know what u did, but i cant repeat it because im jesus.

omg, rofl

[bryson55]

I just lost all hope.

[Raiadon]

You are all Evil there is no hope... thank you

[justaloner]

"And you...I forgot your name, so you're off the hook for now."

Those 2 are the best lines ever. XD

[Jillianfilms]

Those are the two best lines! Along with "I can't repeat it because I am Jesus."

[eddipower]

hæ

[rickshawb]

hilarious!!! this one's by far the funniest out of all of them! I love the voice that they gave jesus!

[KTMkeesvanderven]

...you are all evil. there's no hope...thank you. Whhaaa!

[colleenrocks917]

ahhhh this one is no doubt my favorite

my friend can sound exactly like that so she remebered this whole video and AHHH its amazing

[flowercat101295]

u r all evil...there is no hope...thats it

[nayomee77]

HAHA.. that bit cracked me up lol.

[Meggagirl118]

you...iforgot your name, so your off the hook.

[MyChemicalRomance226]

we watched the series at my youth camp yesterday. you r all evil, there is no hope. rofl

[GraboidxHunter]

I saw this at my church its funny.

"I hate to saw I saw you stick up your middle finger at someone who cut you off when you where riding your camel." "i have done many wounderful things and cured many things so i can say this, your all evil there is no hope ROFL : )

[Brntrogdor]

nice... what was your name again... lol

[colbycheez]

I dont mind you saying my name, but not after you stub your toe. CLASSIC!!!

[Flexible7]

Frank, you know what you did. I just can't repeat it because I'm Jesus. HAHA

[skiglemigle]

lol, nice voice jesus

[merebear113]

we watched this seris at youth camp last week. they are so funny! and a really good reminder that Jesus isn't like that at all! this one by far is my favorite.

[MarlaAllard]

Funny!!!!!!!!!

[MrDudeGuy95]

lol wow......