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  • I'd freak the fuck out if im driving and suddenly a HUGE ASS SPIDER came out in front of my face.

  • OMG he's brave Mashalah!!

  • I brought a huntsman to school once, it turns out the girls have more balls than the boys.

  • So did the camera just "happen" to be pointing at before the spider comes out.

  • i dont feel comfortable with my legs under my desk...

  • GREAT spider? Psh if I was driving that car and one of those suddenly appeared, just hope that you're not in the car with me when THAT happens.

    -crashes-

  • Spider on the face? Double fuck that.

  • Respect.

  • hup holland

  • i'd run that fast if i saw that thing.....

  • I had a huntsman come out of the defrost ducts on the dashboard while I was driving in the Blue Mountains! I couldn't stop fast enough and jump out of the car...not poisonous but very scary for a scardy cat like me!

  • lol i saw something like that in my house when i picked up my cats' waterbowl to clean it, it was about the size of a quarter and had a whitish/greyish marking on its back and white fuzzy-looking fangs...i scooped it up with a piece of paper and a cup, put it in the microwave, took the cup off and nuked that sucka watched him explode then flushed him down the toilet it was cool.

  • @MsAnnieTyler this is so beautiful, the microwave part just makes it fantastic

  • @FranksFitnessChannel well he didn't really explode, he just crawled around on the inside of the roof of the microwave, then fell off on his back and it looked like he had a seizure (if he could talk i bet he would've said "ahhh it burns!!" then shriveled up and died it was cool.

  • @MsAnnieTyler Yes, inflicting horrible death on a living being for shits and giggles is the coolest thing ever and you're a very sane and well-adjusted individual for doing so.

    Or, you know, a bitch.

  • @TheOtherLioyd Tee-hee-hee, I'm soooo evil, tee-hee-hee.

  • @MsAnnieTyler Acting smug about it doesn't make you any less of a sick fuck, sick fuck.

  • @TheOtherLioyd That wasn't smug; it was sarcastic. I'm mocking how you Internet peeplz overreact to everything...At least I'm not putting a baby in the microwave, then chopping it to little bits and feeding it to my friends and family, holy shit!!

  • @MsAnnieTyler Fuck babies. You're putting a living being to death solely to laugh at it. If you honestly, genuinely can't see what's wrong with that, good news: you're probably a sick fuck.

  • I could never live in Australia; how can he be so calm about it? I would probably faint if that was in my car.

  • its so cute how he just pops out to say hi!! Lol little cutie!!

  • sod that!

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  • They're so cute!

  • In Australia you know when summer has arrived when you see one of these on your wall.

  • I'd puke, shit my pants, and piss myself all at the same time if I saw that thing...

  • my 5 year old brother can run a 100m in seconds too.

  • I used to want to live in Australia until I saw some spider videos. I'll just keep freezing my ass off in Canada, tyvm.

  • I miss the old animal planet who agrees with me?.

  • Don't wanna go to Australia now

  • the do bite you they often drop from the ceiling onto people and the have a painful non-venomous bite

  • id laugh if the huntsman bit him at the end..

  • We had one of these in our basement. It was the biggest freakin spider I had EVER seen! I screamed like a little girl and ran back up the stairs.

  • In Soviet Russia...WE DON'T GO TO AUSTRALIA!!!

  • Who cares if they bite or not, it's still a GIANT MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER.

    They're the only things besides cars that give me panic attacks.. .__.

  • @xRinsletxWalkerx That's pathetic. Quit being a little bitch.

  • I would flip the hell out if I opened my gas tank and saw that. Even worse if I was driving and it fell on me. I would probably wreck.

  • at 0:47 does the spider bite him?? i really want to know

  • @HERROEVERYBODAAAY doubt it

  • I remember when i was living in oz and i was just about to go outside through the glass sliding door when i saw one of these...(it was my first time seeing one so big and black, also i was just over my fear of the daddy long leg spiders)...i screamed the house down and rang my dad, the back door wasn't an option cos it was broken...i stayed home the whole day, cos that it just stayed on the sliding door as if staring at me :\

  • dude they dont bite.

  • This guy has some huge balls, i wouldn't let a spider near me let alone on my Face

  • @014adonis they really are big softys, they wont bite you unless you agrivate it by like idk, hitting heaps, ive had one crawl on me, hell when they turn up in houses we usualy name them and just leave them be :P

  • In Australia, SPIDER HUNTS YOU!

  • @NameThatIsEpic in mexico, YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPIDERS

  • Kill it!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!! O0

  • These live all near my house. If you go outside at night you would walk through a million webs with HUGE huntsmans that weren't there in the day. They're terrifying even if they're not going to bite (white they're not).Once one lived in the opening of the pool fence at my house. You had to through open the fence and run in before it would come crawling out.

  • Well, I'm crossing Austrailia off the places I want to visit. >.<

  • no lie if I was drivin an that thing popped out my visor I'd probly have a heart attack u see the size on that thing

  • omfg this guy has balls

  • i have these spiders in my house mainly in my bathroom. its scary as fuck there huge but i got use to them and it's true they just dont bite or attack humans.

  • what if it bit him in the eye at the end? lmao

  • I Think I'll quit complaining and accept that tiny house spider hell it beats Having one of THOSE things in my house!!

  • I DONT CARE! IF A SPIDER CRAWLED ON MY FACE ID TWAT IT WITH A SPADE NOT ASSED.

  • who else now is like always looking around for spiders

  • dayum at the end of this video...things climbing all up his face n shit...fuckkkk that lol

  • I'm going now, never more car ...

  • thats it. im never going to Australia.

  • IUG!

  • I was driving my car and when I parked it I saw a spider just inches from my head inside the car! I freaked out that it was that close the whole time!!

  • @camandhayley thank god you was not drivin ;D

  • I screamed and cried a little @ 0:47

  • How the hell do grab it like that :o... I panic with the small  ones

  • this is a comment .

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  • DESTROY THIS GODDAMN MONSTERS !

  • I've had one of these on my head, shit my pants.

  • ohhhh.... I got that weird feeling now..

  • @evanmcorleytv I know what you mean!

  • We have hobo spiders where i Live...come in the house every summer. look similar to the huntsman but allot smaller, just as fast..big difference is their bite is poisonous to humans and necrotic..I still have penny sized size scar on my leg.

  • Not only is it an obscenely large embodiment of evil, the words "hunts" and "man" as a name for a spider does not make it any better.. (Arachnophobia) haha but jokes aside, it really is quite an incredible little critter.

  • Saw the biggest huntsman on the back of a ferrai while driving.

  • It's all fun and games until it starts biting the shit out of his eye.

  • He's a hero. hands down.

  • he is the bravest person i know haha putting on his face !!!!!!

  • 'Huntsmans travel a yard a second'

    *Screams, 'WHAT!? DX'*

  • is anything on my arm???? :O

  • Harmless or not, no way in HELL am I putting one on my face. Let alone pickin it up.

  • Oh fuc dat!!! I'm stayn n jerzey where the spiders r small!!!!

  • FUCK YOU DONT LET THAT THING SEX YOUR FACE MAN NOT COOL

  • I see one in my house like once a week

  • Sidney Sleeper? Nah...

    Huntsman? Good Job, Mate *Team Fortress Theme*

  • Do they ever bite?

  • @TheSlapdown Read the description, fuck face.

  • @ErraticReviews How grown up of you.

  • @TheSlapdown Well, you see, we were born with a brain. You obviously don't know how to use it properly. Therefore, you're a fuck face.

  • @ErraticReviews Same weak insult, nice one. Can you not communicate without using childish profanities? You weak, little pathetic child!

  • @TheSlapdown So...basically, by telling me that my insults were shit and by calling me a "weak, pathetic child!", you've basically proved to me that your comebacks are better. I wish I could be like you, fuck face. :( By the way, read the description.

  • @ErraticReviews Ah, I was correct, your communication skills realy do suggest you have a very poor brain. Calm down, stop loosing control.

  • @TheSlapdown *really*. Troll harder, bro. :)

  • @ErraticReviews My word you are original. You are something else. Well i'm happy that you said nothing foul mouthed this time. I have obviously inspired you not to speak the way your parents taught you to! WELL DONE little boy. You'll reply, because I own you. So go ahead little one, talk away....

  • @TheSlapdown You're mistaking the little one for your stub.

  • @ErraticReviews Yeah, I knew I owned you little boy. Now I eagerly await your next witless retort.

  • @TheSlapdown Lol, you obviously take the internet WAY too seriously. You forgot to put a comma before "little boy", by the way. It's all good though. I'll let you have that badass feeling of "owning" somebody on Youtube using a keyboard hahahaha. I'm not a little boy either, but thanks for the assumption. Just because I swear, doesn't prove anything. :)

  • @ErraticReviews You'll keep on replying and replying my child. Your English isn't so good either. C'mon little one, reply again. THANKYOU!

  • @TheSlapdown If I wanted to suck your cock, would that make you feel better, fuck face?

  • @ErraticFoulmouth Ah, taking insperation from your parents again. Is that what daddy was into? Oral sex....Poor boy. You are not capable of adult communication. You are in the gutter. You may be a foul mouthed, disgusting little boy but you are amusing if nothing else.....I order you to reply.

  • @TheSlapdown I will keep replying, because I know it makes you hard. What does your semen smell like?

  • @ErraticReviews Thanks for the reply

  • @TheSlapdown Why won't you answer the question? :/

  • what a lovely little creature!!

  • A spider that size, harmless or not, would scare the living bejesus out of me, and, half a can of bug spray later ... ! For those who doubt the presenter's information, you might like to Google "Ruud Kleinpaste". He's forgotten more about creepy-crawlies from all over the world than most of the rest of us have known. I still wouldn't enjoy being close to that huntsman, though, and its sudden appearance in my car would have the same effect as a giant Japanese hornet.

  • I remember when I was at my Friends Granddads shack. During the night one fell down on my head and I jumped up and threw it at my friend. it landed in his mouth and he ate it! xDD!

  • i was watching this video then i was thinking '' welllllll fuck this i'm never going to austalia ''

  • America was created by immigrants and populated by immigrants. You poor, deluded, wrongly patriotic imbecile. The only true Americans are the Native American inhabitants. Mong.

  • If that fucker decides to drop in while I'm driving, you better believe something in the general vicinity of myself/vehicle will be dead within the next 1-2 seconds.

  • so glad that i live in germany, we have not spider problems often... puhh

  • @ZorlacSkater Ya, same thing here in eastern Canada

  • @ZorlacSkater = Really? Damn, I'm an Arachnophobia, I wish I could live in German.

  • @countessdanielle666 im Arachnophobia too, i hate this creatures :(  Where are you living?

  • @ZorlacSkater So glad i live in England.. we NEVER have spider problems.. :L

  • @MissAfcjp i cant believe this.. Spiders are everywhere dude ;) You just had the luck to never have a big Spider in you room ;)

  • @ZorlacSkater You are so lucky

  • @ZorlacSkater damn your lucky

  • @ZorlacSkater

    Yeah European spiders are a joke, you should see the South American, spiders, or in Southern U.S

  • @AntiSocialChannel85 yes i know, im so glad with the situation in europa

  • @ZorlacSkater one im the next flight to germany lmao!!

  • damn nature you scary!

  • Got out of the shower 10minutes ago to see (and im not exagerating) a giant huntsman the diameter of my hand which is about 15centimetres. I dont usually freak out at these guys coz theyre kinda cool, but I swear this thing was like an elder with battle scars and war stories with one last item on his bucket list... Me! So naturally I youtubed and googled huntsman to reassure myself that picking this guy up was totally harmless. I call bullshit on that!

  • I have lived in Aus all my life and Sydney for a year and I can tell you Hunstman spiders prefer to live in you house and snuggle with you at night :)

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

    if i saw that in my car I'd drive it off a bridge,steal a cops gun and unload on it than steal someone elses car and drive it into my car then finally walk home feeling paranoid and itchy

  • i'm hiding from one right now it was fucking huge and made a thud when it hit a box

  • Australia has:

    shitty weather

    jellyfish that could kill an elephant

    censored video games

    shitty, mandatory voting system

    aborigines

    giant spiders

    fuck that country

  • @Startmenu4 Fuck you, australia is the most amazing country i have ever seen in my life. The weather is only shitty if you visit us at the wrong time and at least we dont sell guns to fucking teenagers. Fuck your racist ass right off.

  • @Startmenu4 Only good thing I know from Australia is Pendulum band :P

  • @Startmenu4 no friend, fuck you :)

  • lol the other night i was watching swamppeople and i saw this tiny ass spider on my ceiling. no joke i took my baseball bat smashed it then it fell and ran into my closset o oped the closet and unleashed hell. fuck if i saw this i would go in my parents room kill them and my sister then myself

  • Very cool and very true. Have played with huntsmans several times nothing to be afraid of. Chased a guy around a house with one once I had the spider in my hand and he was running.

  • if that little fucker was in my car id jump right out my door and not care what happens to the car... or other cars

  • THAT FUCKING THING IS OUTSIDE MY ROOM RIGHT NOW :( AND MY PHONE IS DOWNSTARDS CHUCK TESTA

  • I'd be out of that fucking car before it was even stopped. HELL NO am I staying in that vehicle. What the fuck dude!

  • I ran into one of these things in Okinawa at 3am. I swear the thing was smoking a cigar and blinking at me.

  • How the fuck can that guy do that ???

  • thumps up if u hate spiders

  • The thing I find creepiest about these spiders is ... well, spiders aren't pretty to start with, but these buggers are UGLY. Like horse's arse ugly. Savagely beaten with the ugly stick kinda ugly. Fell face-first out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    It's not a good feeling when you put the sunshade down and that UGLY, hairy, 8-legged bugger is just inches from your FACE. *shudder*

  • AH HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • damn and i'm moving to australia in 2 months :( not keen!

  • @XxEsthahhxX Haha i'm moving in 6 motnhs to australia now i'm scared as fuck xD

  • @Hani300 You totally should be. I literally just saw a cockroach run across the floor while I typed this ha ha.

  • @seanpintara Yea but cockroachs are not so scary as spiders :O

  • "they don't bite"

    Fucking retarded wanker. In mating season they don't just bite they actively attack people.

  • Haha, when i went to open my car door I felt something furry underneath, pulled my hand away and it ran out. Scared the crap out of me, cheeky bugger. That huntsman is tiny compared to most others.

  • A YARD A FUCKING SECOND?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • I'm seriously not going to Australia

  • I considered going to australia sometime...i wonder how anyone is able to sleep at night there with those motherfuckers hiding somewhere

  • @TheGlide1000 Easily, no need to be scared of something that gets rid of pests and is absolutely harmless, grown up with them in my house.

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  • your freaking me out!!!

  • Why doesn't that car have ABS?

  • If the spider landed on me and made that splat noise, I would laugh so hard. Then I would follow up my laughing with my famous "It's a huge freakin spider" procedure.

  • Holy fuck.. never going to Australia... EVER

  • @jdaluv11 I've lived in Australia for 16 years, and this has NEVER happened to me. Although, i have seen huntsmen alot bigger than that one.

  • These are GREAT to have in the house, they keep your house free of mots, flies and other insects, they do get huge - Spiders are usually harmless and will not harm you if you don't disturb them, they are far less harmful than Australian wasps :D

  • @bigmoney66b Well said, but it still takes nerve to be comfortable with them! If it really were aggressively dangerous, as many believe, then be sure that Ruud Kleinpaste, the entomologist, wouldn't have handled it the way he did!

  • Australia: the place where were all upside down and scary ass spiders jump you in the car.

  • Ma! Go git my shotgun!!!!!

  • Did he just say 'how are ya poopy?'

  • The huntsman is the largest spider in the world, the one the guy is holding is just puny compared to how big they get.

  • Yeah.... I don't plan on going to Australia any time soon....

  • I bet that thing makes one hell of a fucking smush.

  • The downsides of living in Australia in Summer- THESE FUCKING THINGS.

  • NOPE.jpg

  • I would happily crash my car just to kill that scary fucker.

  • you dont say "hello" to a motherfucking huge huntsman spider!

  • THAT MOTHERFUCKER PUT IT ON HIS FACE. that guy is high as fuck

  • NO NO NO NO NO NO!!...DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR FACE!!!!

  • @danno9901 aaaa he did put it on his face. that creepy bastard!

  • I had one of these in my bra one morning when I put it on. I wont lie I swore like a tropper when I felt it sqirming againt my boob!

  • When he put it over his eye, I was thinking "What the fuck is wrong with this guy." I bet when he's by himself he puts it on his dick, so its legs can tickle his balls.

  • fuck that, big ass spider jumps in my lap, i jump out my car XD

  • That guy is crazy

  • @StephanieAnn1996 Shut up.

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  • God must've been watching over me when I was in Australia - because for the two weeks I was there I never saw a huntsman in the car, and although there was a huge one right outside the door or the house I rented, it never came inside!