L Ron Hubbard - The Xenu Story

[Matbloodguts]

RULLAHH!!!!

[Racsonify]

Check my commentary on the "DC8s" on page one adressed to XENUTV (the shrinkling wrold...).

[CupisHomines]

which is it? either einstein is right or it's balderdash. i'm so confused.

[ChurchOfCylontology]

the ramblings of a crazy person. How do people fall for this crap?

supreme rooooolah

vrooooooooooooooommmmm shrooooooooooooommmmmm

whassa matta u hat?

[Soul7Patrol]

Hes dead now and buring in hell..

[b1p0l4rt]

His blubbery lips.....ugh.

[tomorrowstruth]

It's so unbelievable that people would pay thousands and thousands of dollars to hear this - really, I can not wrap my head around it.

What is going on in the mind of these people?

It's so obviously completely crackpot random b.s... very much the opposite of "a world without insanity".

But it seems Scientology is always doing the opposite of what it says it does.

Freedom=Slavery, Ignorance=Strength, 2+2=5.

Mr.Cruise... what is going on here please?

[123backinyerface]

Notice how he talks with the same structure of evangelic preachers, one long monotone droll with sharp breaths at the end. He did his research on how to bullshit people alright, died a very rich man too.

I don't think for one second Hubbard beleived any of the crap he spoke about. He made a monstrous amount of money out of theotards that the church would have ended up getting anyway.

Think of how many of these people couldn't afford to procreate due to being broke? He did us a favor...lol.

[joeypolanski]

What a supreme LOOZAH.

[chype]

If this guy was a nutcase thats one thing, there are a lot of them around. But if he wasn't (which I think is more likely) that makes it so much worse, the man must have been, for lack of better words, pure evil.

[jdtrickster4]

Da RU-LA a feller by da naem of Xenu -could be Xemu, X-E-M-U- *goofed the floof* cuz dey were about to UN-ee-LEK-tim... RA-TA TAT-TA-TAM! <== He's speaking the language of a Nuclear Physicist, ladies & gentlemen.

DoKTeR HuBbArD's in da house! Nope! LaFF-AyEtte has left the building. I mean, he kicked the bucket. No, no, I mean he *dropped his body* [Never picked it up again, either.]

Watch "The Death of L. Ron Hubbard" on Google video <= (Must Watch)

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

that floof aint gonna goof itself ya'know

[indiem]

Everyone goes on about 'Xenu'. Its X-E-M-U with an 'M' who was the supreme rullah! When u ask a scientologist on ot3 or above and they deny the existence of 'Xenu' its not a lie. Hear for yourself. It might be bad sci-fi but get the main bad guys name right!

[madlandlizard]

All of the Scientologists that i have encountered on the tv e.t.c ALWAYS deny the very existance of 'Xenu' and this story. This is totakl proof that this story belongs in their religion, straight from their very founders mouth. This video should be linked to all those Scientologists who deny this, i doubted it myself, but Ron Hubbard speaks of it himself, which just proves to me even more that they lie themselves out of difficult situations rather than face up to their beliefs.

[GoodByeKyle]

Goof the floof... ! it never seemed real to me untill he said that

[masaoHF]

I never heard L Ron Hubbard make a statement without saying "and so forth"

[TheWad1959]

L. Ron Hubbard...What a fucking scam artist/moron... to think, supposedly smart people believe this bullshit.

[silverwolf6970]

seriously!!!!! ppl believe this ? i mean really ..oh man lol

[xenusphere]

Eric Cartman talks like Hubbard!

South Park guys have been mocking scientology over a decade

[TrueBlueJMS]

ROOLA! PIKCHA! Oof the Floof! LOL

[outsideredge]

"Xenu, could be spelled X-E-M-U" What, Hubbard couldn't read his own handwriting?

The most disturbing thing about this audio is that his audience seems to be very young...children or at best young adults. I can't believe he would seriously indoctrinate kids with this shit. Also notice that his imagination isn't very good. Anything he can't explain is the same as in our time. DC-8's, income taxes, elected rulers, boxes, etc. This is horrible sci-fi.

[papabear1280]

"Goof the floof"... I think I'll say that at least once a day... I can't believe anyone heard this and thought "yeah, this guy sounds legit"... idiots.

[Flatjet]

The north star is Saturn?!

[Gabiwynne]

hehe supreme rulah! Wtf!!

[5551Dracula]

he was such a bullshit artist

[whiskyecho32]

this would make an ok sci fi movie, but a religion?? WTF???

[SheepareDumb]

I want what he is smoking, damn.

[sirpico123]

this guy is bonkers and anyone who follows this, is certifiable as well

[Nguli34689]

balderdash

[RothchildReptilian]

"Supreme roola" Hahaha cracks me up everytime, so L. Ron is really Xenu and what the hell is "goof the floof"

[masterzen107]

sooooo, scientology was made up by some dude writing science fiction novels with too much time on his hands?

[Fogslifted]

Can you imagine the size of the Heat Shield they must have needed for a DC8! Sheww It's almost to unbelievable sounding to have actually been real! But I guess if Ron says it's so, it must be so!

That freakin' Xenu was a piece of work huh!? lmao

[TheGrandmasterJedi]

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

[buckeyefan2107]

i might as well believe in star wars

[whatsatroll]

@buckeyefan2107

"buckeyefan2107, I am your father."

*pulls out light saber*

[TheGrandmasterJedi]

Do not insult my people we are the Jedi.

[IridescentChitin]

LOL Death Note L.

[Gichnni]

Talking snake, guy who splits the sea, guy who lives inside a big fish for three days, guy that walks on water and turns water into wine... What's the difference between that bullshit and the scientology bullshit with the alien galactic ruler Xenu and that story?

Seriously, anyone believing in any of that bullshit is fucking dumb.

[ditdadi3]

@Gichnni Fuck you

[Gichnni]

No, fuck you and your religious bullshit

[capitalsown]

Um how about one has been taught for 2 millennia, more if you count Judaism, while the other was made by a science fiction author as the result of a bar bet?

[cinewill1]

I prefer the cartoon.

[Rhamni88]

Lovely. I'm still all fuzzy from the last few days of win, and finding this on top of that is just _awesome_.

Could someone give me the source for this? (As in, which of the lectures Hubby held, or something)

[666j1]

surpeme rulllaaah. lol his voice is almost as ugly as himself.

[maximusclecyclone]

Well I dont give a shit....

[rickross16]

all religion sucks ass and makes no fucking sense.. its all the same shit all it does is cause wars..none of its real all one massive money scam

[lesliekwan80]

Christians who don't take the bible literally are just the like the scientologists that deny the xenu story. One day, Scientologists in the future will take the xenu story "symbolically". That's how Christians try to make their religion adapt to modern day society. They know a talking snake is nuts, so they just say it isn't meant to be taken literally. But I bet it was taken literally 2000 years ago though. You can't conveniently pick and choose what is meant to be literal or not.

[spacecowboy95]

precisely.

[hillarychapman1]

They weren't taken literally i the ancient world in the way we mean it. Many aspects of Biblical stories, like Christ's birth, have aspects which would have been found in birth stories of important people such as rulers--the star in the sky, virgin birth are two I can think of....they are symbols pointing to deeper meaning or to highlight some aspect of a person.

[capitalsown]

Eh, not really. Not really at all. In fact I don't understand why you picked the serpent of all things to use as an example. Most literalists and non-literalists alike take that literally. I mean it's Satan, a powerful entity, embodied into an ethereal form. It's not a normal snake.

[capitalsown]

Anyways, besides your moot example, if you actually read the bible, many things in it can in fact be applied scientifically. Let's take Genesis for example. When God creates the Earth, the Bible states he does so in the exact order scientific fact states. Now I know what you might be thinking. "Hey, the bible says he did it in 7 days!" Well let me ask you this: What is a day to a god, especially in a period of undefined time? For the record, I am no Christian.

[tramatiser]

its L from death note! sweet ...

[oneeighthundredtwosi]

People say this is crazy. but christianity is just as crazy; if u believe in talking snakes etc etc the u are crazy

[Omegashadowyoshi]

At least Christianity doesnt charge you, and most Christians I know don't take the bible literally, therefore they dont believe that snakes talk to women that come from ribs.

In the Co$, they put you into a hypnotic trance before OTIII, so you are able to absorb and believe this information.

[capitalsown]

Why is everyone using the serpent as an example? It's a horrible example. Especially considering the serpent was supposedly the embodiment of Satan himself, and was not a normal snake. This is one of the biggest things that I could understand being taken literally. Not believing that the second most powerful entity in your religion can manifest itself and talk is just silly. Again, this is coming from a non-Christian. I have no bias.

[sylarkillingspree]

@oneeighthundredtwosi but Christians don't take the bible literally at least most don't

[19dec1981]

Ra ta ta ta tah tah Give me all your money and i'll brainwash you!

and Tom, come on man, release Katie Holmes!

[receipt22]

what a nice science-fiction story...

hard to believe that people actually see this as the foundation of their "religion".

[jdtrickster4]

The Markabian Confederacy under Xenu was really organized. They did income tax investigations on TRILLIONS of people & then "boxed" them up. They had LOTS of boxes. The U.S. IRS are a bunch "dramatizing psychotics."

Hydrogen bombs, electronic ribbons, volcanoes, projection machines, I wonder if those giggling are taking notes(?)

Oh and let's not forget the alcohol & glycol for TRILLIONS of people. They had LOTS of that stuff, too. And now we know our past. That's why we like movies so much.

[receipt22]

his voice sounds really really weird. he pronounces some words even weirder.

[hillarychapman1]

b/c he's mentally ill..

[Nukkinya]

i dont understand if only the high up scientoligists can know about this and it must be kept secret.. then why do we all know so much about it?

[HyperAnon]

Some high up scientologists who knew this story left scientology and decided to leak the story on the internet to show how BS the cult is so people would stay away

[northanortha]

Buecause they're good at keeping secrets from their own members, but not from the general public.

[inkstersco]

Uneelict heemuh!

[mechazaowa]

.......my my my....

[fuckpong]

Great story teller - too bad lots of people know the truth and can see through the lies, let the truth out

LONG LIVE ANONYMOUS

[jdtrickster4]

WoW I'm OT III !!! And I just saved myself a ton of money too. lol

Boy, it feels so good to be OT. I'm gonna go out to the balcony to practice my new found OT abilities.

Hey everybody, it worked! I grabbed me an ashtray and screamed STAND UP! at the top of my lungs. Then I picked it up with both hands like I've seen those homo-novis at the $cn center do. And it obeyed my command! $cn DOES work!!! WoW!

[kaizer18]

I'm glad youre enjoying your newfound powers. I apparently wasn't ready to listen to this and immediately came down with pneumonia as soon as the clip ended.

Say do you think you cant make my pneumonia go away with your new powers from where you are right now?

[jdtrickster4]

Yes, you ARE healed. Go and sin no moar, my son.

[pokinsmot]

on another video someone made a comment along the lines that they thought he made this stuff up just to see who would fall for it... i never really thought of that. that would be the best pwnage ever...

[pokinsmot]

oh, and does anyone know where i can find the complete interview/lecture/fire side story telling or whatever this may be?

[Edgeworthscravat]

He has a very interesting way of ending words such as Rulahhhh.

He actually sounds like the Joker from The Dark Knight.

[petercab]

does anybody notice that he sounds a little like emperor palpatine from star wars? I mean he doesn't kick as much ass as the sith lord but yeah lol

[petercab]

SUPREME ROOOOLAAH!!!

[Skr3wdriv3r]

ROFL yah hes like christopher walkin x10 crazy

[katyo07]

i need, what you call it? a translater

[wupeide]

The disjointed nature of the grammar and the thought process make him really sound absolutely nuts! How can people follow this BS?

[TheDickiesArmy]

lolwat goof the floof?!

[Ofuda]

RATATATATATATA AND THE INCUM TACKS

[Trypp505]

Supreme Rula!!!

I can has rubber room?

I can has straight jacket?

[iaxillulz]

Lunatic is lunateek!!!!

[PenguinAnon]

Pronunciation =/= spelling. Learn to grammar!

[SPGoblivion]

Download

Disseminate

????

PROFIT!!!

[PenguinAnon]

Precisely. And lurk moar.

[SPGoblivion]

no u

[JasonbegheFTW]

I lolled ...hard. downloaded uploading rinse repeat.

[PenguinAnon]

Hail Xenu!

[Cloggerzzz]

PenguinAnon - this is stuffed full of win. Good work.

Right - that's enough I'm of to goof my floof...

[PenguinAnon]

Thanks

[zambimaru]

"RU-LA" Makes me lol every time

[PenguinAnon]

As funny as it is, it is no laughing matter unfortunatly. This man was an insane hypocrit cultist.

[zambimaru]

I'm completely aware of that.

[imsamurai3000]

Gais stop goofing the floof.

Hail xenu

[RUBENSolol]

@PenguinAnon Which is funny.

[lifeisbeautiful1748]

@zambimaru me and my friends always say that now haha

oh and fuck scientology

[DeltaHL2]

I still find it hard to believe that grown adults believe this drivel.

[PenguinAnon]

If only it were the case that everyone were as sensible as you and I.

[94civiclxgrey]

@DeltaHL2 LOL this doesn't even make sense wtf.. they tried to suck me in to there cult they were pretending to be a support group and when i called they kept telling me we are not a religion lol how stupid do people have to be to actually join this crap believe in god Buddha who ever im not atheist i personally believe in jesus christ but at least it makes more sense than the crap thats spewing out of his mouth Dc-8's lol i guess if were wrong then will be alien slaves

[SmokeyWallis]

@DeltaHL2

yes it is alot less believable then a carpenter who gets beaten to death and resurrected then takes off before anyone other then his inner circle saw him

[laurealus]

That weird voice is definitely L.Ron Hubbard.

The affected tone and self-congratulatory banter is the sound of a con man lying through his teeth and conning true believers into parting with money. Hubbard gave out science fiction and said it was fact. That's a con.

[wupeide]

GREAT - circulate this everywhere!!!!!!!!!11

[PenguinAnon]

Unfortunaly i dont have enough time to go and post this everywhere. Please feel free to use the download in the comments section to get the source file and transcript ready for you to circulate freely.

[katyo07]

can you distort his voice make him souund more manly?

[chrislongden4]

Why would I want to do that :<

[katyo07]

yes... why would you

[hangover71]

i better send in my check

[PenguinAnon]

lulz

[AnonSnaek]

Good job PenguinAnon !

(I'LL MIRROR FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!!)

[PenguinAnon]

Thanks :D

[TheEvilOfScientology]

Dammit man! I played this out load in my front room. My wife and children heard it. You've doomed us all to an early death. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

[PenguinAnon]

The only way you can save yourself if by paying the cult hundreds of thousands of dollars, after all that is the only way one is supposed to know this.

[Redshift21]

On the whole I think I'd rather die than give those c**ts any money.

[PenguinAnon]

Agreed

[Scientolulz]

goof tha floof

rata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

LMAO

classic!

[PenguinAnon]

The whole thing is batshit insane anyway lol

[BlueAsbestosCosBlues]

$cientology is too embarassed to admit this

[PenguinAnon]

Regardless, this makes it undeniable. If they say this isnt what they believe, it makes them squirrels, by their own definition.

[SlappyThePenguin]

Thanks PenguinAnon.

[PenguinAnon]

Its all good

[Jmbrandon9]

everyone who hears this without paying hundreds of thousands of dollars is DEAD! I DIED again! D:

we're all dead again!

[PenguinAnon]

OMG NO WAI!!!!1!

This is like the 6th time i've died now.