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  • This was one of my favorite vids:]

  • Ok so we have a mini van and there was this fur r E driving really fast so me n my mum raced it and we won I thought it was funny :P

  • Where I live, we got 6 feet of snow.

  • its the accent~!

    "why you cancelling my a-ppointment?"

  • feb 8th is my b-day

    

  • I'm a vegetarian and I don't think you're a bad person for eating meat.

  • Ever Sence I Saw Matt's Videos I've Talked Weird And Say "DICK" And "Balls" Every Day Like 3 maybe 7 Times a Day

  • Im vegetarian but i wouldnt say people who eat meat are bad. Thats their choice. I used to be obsessed with chicken before i was vegetarian...

  • 88 ppl doesnt know how to use a camra never less drive with one

  • I tried going vegetarian but after 2 months with out ham eggs and chicken I called it quits my friends are still amused by the my hate of going with out ham for more then a week

  • People always ask if I'm from the south. I'm not!! I say "no but from watching to much swiftkaratechop, it musta rubbed off on me!"

  • I'm a vegetarian almost vegan and I hate chicken its gross but I will never make someone go vegetarian and success is a hard word to pronounce when you have a southern accent cause I'm from the south too

  • OMg Swiftyyyyyyyyyyy Put on your seat belt!! id cry for like 100 years (exaggeration but 4 real) if you died!!

  • uploaded on my bday :D ages ago but happy ahah

  • for the longest time i thought this video was called a yeehaw SHOW

    wow i need to learn to read :P

  • When you're from Alabama, that much snow will shut everything down, but when you're from Montana, no one is surprised whatsoever, even when it happens in the summer time. In Montana, there is no such thing as a snow day.

  • i loveyouu

    were carnivors! :)

    srry imma girl that LOVES meat

  • how can u say that what if we were them and they ate us but one thing i would taste fucking delic just a joke dont get mad people dont want to be an ass

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  • 4:18 matt was put on puase xD

  • ZAXBYS!!!!!!!!! love that place.

  • IS THAT THE SQUID JACKET?!?!?!?!

  • ahahahaha! funny stuff man!! i find it funny how he also didnt have a seatbelt on. livin on the edge!

  • Vegetarians are gonna die before all of us. Don't be a vegetarian. Lol MEHHHHHH

  • Its 1 in the morning, I wake up at 5:30am tomorrow. Why am I up watching this nonsense. Oh wait, because MY LIFE IS A LIE D:

  • You should wear your seatbelt, sir. :) And...future cannibal, maybe? O.o

  • You should wear your seatbelt, sir. :)

  • 2:50 What the hell is that face behind you???

    And put on your seatbelt mister!

  • I just want to pee on that snow! Lol

  • i want snow so bad im from southern VT and we get plenty of snow

  • lucky u got snow

  • it doesnt seem like your as funny in your other channel.. you should vlog anddd be funny. soo.. add mayonaise?

  • i more of a pork person

  • who WOULDN'T be looking at you...like, seriously

  • U recorded this on my birthday!!! :D

  • You're not a bad person for eating meat. It's completely natural and part of life.

  • when the ppl in a car next to you are going the same speed and looking at you that means theyre checking you out. ;)

  • If you listen,you can hear the Southern Accent in his voice... Hahaha

    And now I am being creepy... hahaha

  • "If I realized that humans tasted really good, then I may find a way to eat humans. Don't knock it till you try it." This is one of the funniest things you've said in all of your videos.

  • Totally agree with the comment below mine Vermont gets mad snow. Snowballs 7 feet talk in Essex.

  • If u dated three vegetarians does that mean they didn't suck your meat?

  • Honey, that is NOT 5-8 inches of snow. If you come up to New England, you'll see that the weather is like how it was in this video...at the very end of AUTUMN. ;D

    Although it is intriguing that, in the south, you're considered badass if you go out and drive in such weather. XD It's only badass up here if you're driving during a blizzard. And by badass, I mean suicidal. XP

  • i live in canada where it snows for like 4 months straight.. also I think the coldest it's ever been where I live is -55 celcius

    fuckin cold

    and I still had to go to school that day

    Damn weather

    stupid school...

  • It's amazing how in if southern states get like 2-3 inches of snow and they freak out but here in Michigan it takes like 2 feet for anything to even be considered to be cancelled.

  • LOL from where I come from that snow was notin

  • I live in a part of cali that only has like 3 different weather types... F'n hot, F'n freezing, and rain... and rain is rare. haha

  • thats funny when were listen to u matt and notice that ur NOT WEARING UR SEATBELT and by the way id be playing in the snow while u get ur chicken lol

  • Im from Alabama too! :))

  • at 1:19 he sounds a bit like billie joe armstrong in live freaky! die freaky! but with a southern accent :)

  • I live in Tennessee, and it snows like... 2 weeks of the winter... Thats The good ol' south for ya(:

  • your accent, is so fucking hot

  • OH MY FREKKIN GOD! That last part almost killed me.....Daung boy, yo funny!

  • lol for some real hardcore snowfall you better visit my home country aka Russia XD

  • I live it Canada ........ It always snows here. It snows 80% of the year

  • Haha ok

  • ur funny wen u vlog and drive. :P

    btw that's nothing! haha u should see the snow we get in calgary!

  • the snow you got is nothing in wyoming we dont get 5 in. we get 5 feet millions of times every year and it gets really cold like -30'F

  • oh looks like a sexy van

  • dude, when you said eye appointment.. i honeslt thought you said your ipod was cancled and i got all sad for you then you said eye appointment and i was happy again. weird right ? and when you say law its sounds like lawl. sooo LAWL at your accent , tis quite cutee. (and yes i do know that ipod being cancled makes no sence to you. but it does to me so ha! ><)

  • haha i have this "shitty weather" all the time in winter. then in the summer, tornado warnings. In fact, I was just in the storm with the world's largest hail world record. I dont know if I should be proud of that or not.

  • Dude this was on my b-day

  • He's not wearing a seat belt! U bad ass chicken eater u! :)

  • I agree, Swifty. I want to be a veg-head, but chicken is just too delicious. I don't eat pork or beef or turkey, but chicken man. That's the stuff. ;)

  • im a vegetarian but yeah personal chioce, you shouldn't go to hell lol do what makes you happy :) xxx

  • "Dear ShayCarl, How the hell do you do this?!" lol

    Put your fucking seat belt on swifty!!!! :P

    ♥'s

  • I am a vegan, but you are awesome. So we b chill brah-ski.

  • @missymix2 same

  • You can eat me! Then you can turn into a zombie, and die. Sorta.

  • You should come and see the snow in Canada.... 5-8 inches is a nice day in the winter.

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  • Hey, this was my 16th birthday.

  • Seatbelt, Swifty!!!!! U forgot ur seatbelt!!

  • i think they have special tripods to attach to your dash to film vids. i know brittani taylor has one

  • im a vegetarian and you will NOT go to hell for eating meat. seriously who said that????

  • I'm glad you zone out while driving...

  • umm dude I'm 12 so i can't drive but that does sound annoying but it must be fun for the other person :P lolz

  • pee allllll in that!!

    ahaha <3 u swifty!!

  • I hate that too!!!

  • Hahaha I loved this video!!! (: haha don't knock it till you've tried it LOLOL but inappropiate! Haa

  • we have the same phone!!!! lol

  • omnomnom :p

    zaxby's!!

    they do have some delishious chicken. . .

    hahahaa.

    -paige.

  • @paigejeanandemilyann and i spelled delicious wrong. wow.

  • when you say "there will be a law" it sounds like you're saying 'there will be a lol'' because your ever so adorable accent.

  • canabalism....

  • i have the same phone as you lol

  • dude 2010 was epic for snow here in huntsville man. it snowed more times in two months than it has in ten years haha

  • You live close to me! Sort of! (:

  • In NY, 8 inches of snow is nothing. Actually we still have school unless there's over like 2 feet of the crap or it's iced over. You Alabamians can't complain! lol

  • haha im a vegetarian XDD i dont give a fuck if other people eat meat around me though

  • @Retrosexymcfees same herrrrr! lol

  • If you found out how good humans taste, you would eat babies first im sure

  • lol my friend Jacquelines does that weird MMMMAAAAAAA!!!thing and its fuckin funny as hell! well hell aint funny but nevermind you know what im sayin lol funny times :D

  • I love videos like this!!!!

  • annoying douche fucker-LOLZ-face

  • here in illinois, we had 1 1/2 feet of snow, and nothing got canceled. hhaha

  • who me

  • ARE YOU BLACK

  • You should of seen this pass winter (I live in Pittsburgh,PA) we got like 8 inches of snow just overnite. Then it keeps snowing and as soon as i know it there is like 1 and a half feet off snow on the ground!! Now i felt like a major catastrophe had happened because we had to walk everywhere. IT was so weird, and i didn't have school that whole following week. :D

  • I know, I also hate the annoying douce fuckers of the world. They suck. :)

  • Put on your seatbelt, Swifty. <3 We don't want you to die.

  • Nahh ur a great role model Matt = )

  • Haha he sounded like Shanaynay when he said lemme fix this mirror so I can see myself.

  • Haha I used to live in Alabama with my grandma but then I moved up to Tennessee and I went on a trip to washington and I asked for sweet tea at a resteraunt and all the waitors made fun of me :( all the hot ones too

  • I FREAKING LOVE YOUR ACCENT!! I'M FROM TEXAS AND I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT :( I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT'D BE FREAKING AWESOME!! AND YOURS IS FREAKING FLIPPIN' INSANELY AWESOMENESS ACCENT!!!!!!

  • This was on my birthday! =D But it wouldn't have been a good birthday if you had died that day, so maybe you shouldnt vlog while driving, ESPECIALLY in that weather. Thanks love <3

  • I wish I had that much fun driving.

  • 5-8 inches??? This winter, here in NY, we got SIX FEET HOE! Up in the mountains anyway. It was horrible. I'd take the 5-8 inches anytime..... :)

  • Ur always sayin Alabama do u live in alabama cuz I do FOLEY LIONS ROCKS!!!

  • Sumtimes u remind me if Billy madison. Like ur voice sumtimes lol :)

  • THAT IS ONE BIG ASS SNOWCONE!!!!!!!

  • foosaklys is better!

  • Oh my god i know!! Im n Mobile and we didnt get that much but they canceled everything! I was like its an inch!!

  • Zoning out and saying "MEEEEHHH" = 5 stars.

    Annoying douche fucker!

    Let's have babies.

  • You shouldn't feel bad for eating chicken just cause some people say you a terrible person for eating it. It's a personal choice to be a vegetarian.

  • I like how you just zoned out in the middle of the sentence. I do that sometimes to lol

  • i be like WHO U SCOPEN LIL N***** haha i did that one time like i roled my window and said that and they slowed down and whould not look at me t all YAY ROAD RADGE haha

  • haha, zone out! I do that all the time. Pity that you did't film yourself peeing in the snow xP

  • Fyi, every time you eat chicken it has a little chicken poop in it! become vegetarian!!!

  • try living in Canada where we all live in igloos lmao jk but do amaricans actually think that? anyways love all your vids and you swifty <3

  • SEAT BELT SWIFTY! DX

  • he is so awsum :) !

  • The next Jeffrey Dahmer.

  • CANIBALISM!!!!!..lol ur the best love ya <3

  • Chicken is the shiz! beef and pork can suck it! my best friend is a vegitarian and she said everytime she hears 'fried chicken' that she imagines a poor little burnt chicky walkin around lol. oh! and i live in texas where it snows like once every 10 years and even then its only just enough for about 5 snowballs and a foot tall snowman =[

  • Omg! you ARE from alabama.(:

    I'm from Alabama as well. What part areyou from? Cuz there's a lot of zaxbts in Alabama, but this one looks extrmemely familiar.

    I think that was my school, as well!(:

  • OMG! february 8 is my b-day!

  • AGREE with the chicken part :P

  • maybe people driving beside you are looking at you cause your holding a video camera, filming yourself, and driving all at the same time.

  • "I am getting very volgur" MAAAA!!!

    I like that type of video better(:

  • I'm sorry babe, but that was not 8 inches of snow... More like four, tops. And I can't believe things get canceled because of it! We had like 56 inches of snow this winter, and the only effect was a couple of late busses and some trains that wouldn't go because of the risk... If there's anything under 10 inches it's barely even mentioned other than a few "Yaay, it's snowing" or "Fuck, I hate snow".. You americans are such wusses :P

  • lol. i live on oregon. it snows maybe like 3 times a year. and wen it does its like a foot atleastt. hey and put on ur seatbelt, hads-free driving! lol. ur moving back to cali i wonder how much it snow thereee.

  • Long island got 4 huge storms

  • LUCKY it didnt even snow this winter here ._.

  • wow here in england its been snowing a lot like 5 times this year and verry heavvy :Px

  • don't you have a job or something cause you seem to have a lot of spare time ;)

  • That's no more than 3 inches. You are all pussies where you live. Try driving in Canada in the winter. We don't shut the city down like you do.

  • I love zaxby's (:

  • Humans taste bad.

  • I ate at zacbees(is that how u spell it?) I was going on a trip 2 DC

  • I thoight you were either from Alabama or Texas!!

  • I remember that! It snows for like three days out of the year!

  • Okay, so I know people feel bad when they eat animals, but seriously, you shouldn't feel bad about it... Do animals feel bad when they kill and eat humans? Nooo. I'm just saying. >___>

  • :o I have not seen snow since I was 3 XD

  • Also: I love Zaxby's xDD Its awesome :D

  • where in Alabama do you live? Because my mom's boyfriend lives there, and i feel like stalking someone... >:) Pie! ;D

  • Way to not wear your seat belt! XD

  • wow thats like nothing compared to what we get in canada

  • Those people that drove beside him probably recognized him because he's famous, or they are curious as to why he's videotaping himself while driving. So... :/

  • lol, there pretty much is a law like that in BC, Canada already. It is no handheld devices, of any kind.

  • Stop trying to copy Adam Sandler.

  • beanie + good hair = looking hot

  • THTS MY B DAY!!!!

  • Baby, wear your seatbelt!

  • what was i doing? MERRRHHHHH! LOL! shalapahdoo :P

  • haha

  • Yay for alabama snow!! We didnt get NEARLY that much though.

  • Cannibals say that humans taste like pork XDD Just thought I'd let you know

  • hehe booty humped?! =D

  • mmm...zaxby's on cox creek :)

  • hahaha. booty humped :L

  • God created animals for us human beings to eat. So, you shouldn't feel bad Matt. (:

  • lol why not knock out like cow....or fish....so you dont feel as bad ^-^

  • 2:26 omg im tryin 2 be a vegetarian lol i havnt eaten meat in like 6 days

  • I'm from Canada and we get 2 - 3feet of snow, someplaces, 4. 5 inches is nothing.

  • u have the same phone as me in the beginning!!!1

  • the day i snows here is the day i will run out side screaming "ITS HOT AS HELL PUT HERE!!!"

  • you sound like joe dirt

  • it looks more like 3 inches

  • 1. you dont wear ur seatbelt while driving! thats illegal up here and

    2. we got 3 feet of snow in cleveland and we still have to go to school

  • Wow, thats nothing. In Buffalo we can get 2 feet over night. and still have school..

  • It takes 30 cm of snow to cancel school here. xD

  • @TheLovelyCupcake

    It takes like an inch in Portland. : P

  • Im a vegetarian of 5 years and I forgive you :]

    I love the video ^_^