[APH] 'Cause I'm a Blonde

[inuyashaslvr]

Liechtenstein and Latvia are blondies too ^^

[AngelEmoVampire]

it takes skill to fail that hard...lol

[MrMysteryAnimator]

It's funny, because myself and the other highest-scoring students at my school are all blonde.

OH THE SWEET, SWEET IRONY

[XoGummyCoffeeoX]

correction a hot blonde!

[kolKolPastaHero]

lol this is so funny >_< and im blode..well...dirty..straberry blonde...veeeee~!

[ThornHeart101]

Who wants to hear a report card joke?

This guy was talking to his friend and his friend said "I want a girl with an A face,and double D's cause I'm getting an F tonight"

[NewMewmaple]

You left out Estonia and Sweden!! They're blonde too!!

[HyperNinjaRampage]

Poland~

The hottest Crossdresser You'll Ever Find.

(I learned Polish just for him =w=)

[doubledstar]

WWAIT AMERICA'S BLONDE? Maybe he's a dirty blonde

[angelpunch0]

lol bitch please "Cause I have Ds. Yea yea yea!"

[ChocolateWhispersx]

this made me giggle :) cuz i'm a blonde :D And because...I have a sense of humour maybe? I dunno >_< CUZ I'M A BLONDE 8D ......-facepalm myself- But no, seriously, what I meant to do was ask where you got those sparkles? :O I see them occasionally on videos and I always wonder where they come from. It's not particle illusion is it? o.o Probably not...could you tell me please? 0w0 I'll give you pasta ;D

[Neqael]

@ChocolateWhispersx Ahh, well... it's one of the slide effects on iMovie. I don't really have anything fancy to work with. It's all very basic, and it's under subtitles... I think? I usually just play it by ear when making videos. xD

[SUPEREPICNINJA123]

Um...how do you spell blonde?

[MinakoBakura]

This is the video that turned me into an America fangirl XD

[ZalaDa3rd]

honestly... hetalia fans be offended by stereotypes?

-_______-

[KittyKatKute]

@ZalaDa3rd xD



[IEatYourKitKat]

What editor do you use? o:

[23littlegirl]

otl im a STRAWBERRY blond, and i laugh at this every time! XD

[123deadheart]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH!

[TechnophoriaCOS]

wait aint Russia blond too? in a weird way....i think O_o

[StormHorse4]

@TechnophoriaCOS He's grayish blonde

[MisicVideoMaker]

Canada=Sweetest

Uncle France=hottest dang blonde on EaRTH!(<------- 'Cause I'm a blonde!)

[FanForGronkh]

@MisicVideoMaker YEAH YEAH YEAH!

[chearleader899]

i like this song and im a blond yahhh yahh i dont colour my high

[xXxDreamsCountxXx]

I found zis video again...

Don't know if I should be offended... *blonde*

EH. HELL.

*throws on England wig*

*dances on table*

"I've got-a jar of-diiirt-and-guess-what's-iii­nsiiide-iiit~!"

[whales098]

OH MY GOD> I LOVE YOU. <3

[leopardair]

im blonde and i read and think im not tanned actually im the totally opposite to this song i kjust have blonde hair lol love the song anyway :)

[haohmygods]

You're missing Estonia, the Nordics, Switzerland, and Lichtenstein. (I also would consider Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus blonde.)

P.S: I'm blonde :3

P.S.S: Yay, you didn't forget Canada! *Proud Canadian*

P.S.S.S: Awesome video and great song.

[AntoniaBayle]

This song suits Poland, America and France SO WELL.

[vazcougerAPW9]

At 0:35 Blonde was spelled Blond... Did anyone else notice?

[inuyashaslvr]

What episode does france do the kiss? Someone please tell me

[Celria1]

And this makes me wonder why i love blonde haired boys

[jessi4775]

well, even if america is a brunette, he's blond at heart....

[TheVideoGameProdigy]

i am blond..... -fist pump-

[FerntearandTails]

wut... did I just.... watch?

[13radiogirl]

jerk -_-

[nuttybubbles97]

Why did i have to be a brunnette -_-

[Rikkai91Kuri]

That's a revelation... I've always thought that America was brown OAO XD

[rockleeofthesand]

i could so see america going " B-L... I DUNNO :D"

[bellalice20]

really cute!

[courtcvh]

heck yah....im a blond.....do i have to work now?

[HimitsuYukari]

i love this song. XD i actually love blonde jokes, they're ridiculous.

[baconinthesoap1]

America: B L... *derp face* i dunno.

I love this part. xD

[lotusgirl002]

Any dutch people here who strongly gets reminded of Britt here?

[5Geass]

rofl! XD

[PinkSpringRose]

im polish!!!!! and im a blond yeah yeah yeah!

[koldfield99]

this should be polands new anthem XD

[99jimmycat]

While they're blonde, I'm a redhead... IT'S TRUE! :D

[AkatsukiFangirl290]

We're missing someone...ESTONIA D: oh well it's still awesome XDXD

[iluvkittiesandanime]

who would want to be a blonde!? if I were a blonde i swear i would hate my life because of blonde jokes i just know i would...........

[HaloMercenarys360]

america is a little blond but no he's actually has golden brown hair

[BenAdams98]

I'm dirt-blonde... Does that count..? XD

[APuppyNamedSkip]

@BenAdams98 That means you're just like... AMERICA!!! :DD

Happy?! You can celebrate with McDonald's!! ;)

[Dragonvale72]

i have never really noticed how many hetalia characters were actually blond.....

[Monopolycat]

Oh Germany~ one of the few blonds I don't despise and your not real....

[rileysasha3]

lol im like a third blonde XD (the ends of my hair is light blonde, the middle is dirty blonde, and the roots are brunette.)

[NecroMasterSyl]

I imagine American was the only one who enjoyed this XD

[hetaliafanXD1]

after watching this, i love my hair alittle more

[LolitaGothicGirl]

poland is the perfect example of this song lol

[TheFeefers]

@LolitaGothicGirl ohmiglob yesssssss

[MistyTathren]

@LolitaGothicGirl And I feel awesome for being the 69th like. XD

[rondomlolanime]

W T F!!!!!!

[thebunniesattack]

Oh Germany XD

[NuvolaChuu]

*SPARKLE DESU~*

[WebkinzFilms1]

Psh. We browns are still more epic xD

[AkitaNeru1yesiam]

too many blonde stereotypes.....dies// XP

[cherrimrocks]

this is annoyingly catchy xD

[24nerdfighter]

to my friend Sara, read the comment 7 below this one, by xXSunnyXx285!

You've found a twin!

[pearlgeek987]

@Hetaliafangirl99 OHMEGOSH! GET OUTTS MY MIND!! *Spazzes*

[pearlgeek987]

@Hetaliafangirl99 Because he is Italy :3

[Lamashtar]

*strong urge to see ditzy blond impression of Germany*

[avaflava1]

@Neqael XD I'm also very blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. My friend always goes "Caution: Blonde Thinking" XD

[xXSunnyXx285]

I wonder.. *looks behind her* my best friend is blond... <o< explains why she almost sets the kitchen on fire when she tries to cook.. oh wait.. now I know why england suits her.. x_x...

[Digirocker997]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 Aweeessoooooomee XD You should get him to do an Ireland cosplay XD

Really, the Irish and the Italians don't get along well? But you've both got collapsing economies ^^'

[XxEnglandLoverxX]

My Cousin Is Blonde And Here's Something That Happened:

Her: *says a word wrong*

Her Mom: ((is also blonde)) *says a word wrong too*

Me: ((being a brown head)) *says it right* Wanna know why i said it right~?

Her & Mom: Why~?

Me: Cuz Im Not Blonde *grins and giggles*

Her: *pissed off*

Her Mom: Dont say that smart ass

Me: But its true xD

[vocaloidlov101]

This song fits me and my friend but... I am the actual blonde and my friend is a brunet.... Is that odd at all?

[summerrainalizade]

This song works so well for Poland. XD

[Zellafy]

You forgot the nordics.. :3 They're also blonde.. sweden and Finland for examples. You could've used finland instead of america..Finland's more blonde.

[ILoveYugiandYami]

I think of America has having sandy brown hair

[1Vampireand1angel]

@ILoveYugiandYami its ash blonde it is a darker blond a few shades lighter then sandy brown

[ILoveYugiandYami]

@1Vampireand1angel Ah

[SchoolSucksMedia]

....This makes so much sence!

[MissBakaOtaku]

isn't philosophy a little bit of a big word for them?

[Digirocker997]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 What about Wales, Ireland and Scotland? They be GINGARRRRR >8D (sorry, I love gingers XD)

@charliepoet13 That's 'cause England's America's big brother and France is Canada's ;D They're related to aforesaid Northern Europeans ^^

[OmNomNomDinoX3]

@Digirocker997 Gingers are the best though! My brother (not actually related) is a Ginger and I'm Italian XD Irish and Italians dont really get along most of the time (fun fact)

[OmNomNomDinoX3]

The reason they are mostly blonde is because they are from northern europe. Notice all the non blonde characters are not XD

[charliepoet13]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 But what about America and Canada?

[OmNomNomDinoX3]

@charliepoet13 notice that England discovered America and France discovered Canada :D

[charliepoet13]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 Good point :D it makes sense now!

[hetaliafanXD1]

OH YEAH XD! IM BLONDE!!!!! but yeah im smart lol

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

lol im naturally blond, yet i died my hair brunette like italys... it didnt work, im still a complete blond XD you can never get rid of it!

[Kattriella]

@animeXtechnoXRWJ Maybe you shouldn't have picked Italy as your model?

[XcapricornzeroX]

i love this, though i was surprised that the "i never learned to cook" part didn't show England lol

[uneye2]

so that's what's wrong with France?

[starwarshot]

I'm dirty blonde to I'm smart but when I do something dumb my friends say its the blonde getting to my brain

[xSilvertonx]

Yeah,what is a dirty blonde?

[LadyEveThorne]

Japan is trying to learn their ways...send me those notes *looks at my hair* I would really like to know how they think

[Musicstarnc]

my hair is dirty blonde so what am I?

[Kattriella]

@Musicstarnc

Uh, somewhere in between maybe? That's an interesting question. It's always the super birght-haired blondes that get made fun of, never the dirty blondes. I think this is sort of a gray area when it comes to this stereotype.

[DeviTheHunterKitty]

No dislikes. :3

[danthedarkone400]

roflmao awesome



[Sunruner]

This song could have been just America, France, and Poland and it would have been good enough.

But seeing Germany and England get thrown in there with Finland just makes it better <3

[berryblosom1]

*looks in the mirror* ......damn I'm a brunette

[Deidarafreak14]

bahahahahahaha!!!

[XObitchyprincessOX]

philosophy....big word

[15BubblesOrigami]

Has anyone noticed that there are 270 likes on this and not a single dislike even though it's insulting someone? I am truly awed.

[XObitchyprincessOX]

@15BubblesOrigami It's Hetalia... NOTHING but stereotypes (like dumb blonde/blond stereotype)

[IhateJonasBros100]

Oh god... I think someone I know took this song to heart, because it describes them PERFECTLY. FML.

[KyaSensei]

All i can say is...Oh, Germany, I'm sorry.

[TheBeccagirly]

i love being blonde, when i accidentally do something stupid all i have to do is giggle and say oops and suddenly they all forget i messed up!

[HetaliaFanSQUEEE]

No dislikes?... seems like even blondes -like me- cant hate this

[ShyKaLeah]

Hetalis has too many blondes ._.

[FortTheMighty]

LOL, "My goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children!"

[Rcpengy123]

i wish i could do all that, and i'm blonde >.< nobody lets me do that

[nanisenpai]

When it said 'I never learned to cook' It shooda been Iggys cookin'. :3

[sugarcookiezelda11]

If blondes are known for being stupid.......

ESTONIA AND GERMANY BROKE THAT RULE! :O (and maybe Britain...)

[TheFlyingFlea1]

@sugarcookiezelda11 your joking right. Iggy can't do that. Only the sexy Estonia can! Since when did I become an Estonia fangirl...

[BluewaterHighFanSibu]

if n e 1 ever calls or asks me y i dont know someting or am dumb ill yell @ them CUZ IM A BLONDE NYEH NYEH NYEH!! lol yes ima blonde!

[TheDemyxLover]

très drôle

[sakuramoon17]

The funny thing is everyone thinks this is making fun of blondes but in the video for this song there making fun of brunettes. =o=;

[HetaliaFanSQUEEE]

I was watching this and was like "That is rude, I am blonde but none of this is true!" then I looked at my dad cleaning my room and I laughed

[annebolynzarsilve]

I'm a brunette who can read and cook and can never get a date. Why do I love this song?

[mintyfever]

@annebolynzarsilve amen sistah! XD

[SuperSlowpoker]

1:42 omg canda kawwwwaaiiii idc if chur blonde <3 Canada

[PRESHISS12]

WUT?! America's not a blonde! He's a dirty blonde! Or maybe a light brown. Oh FrUK this I'm not even blonde!

[AquamarineXIllusions]

The majority of Hetalia characters are blonde.....

This explains it.

[cherriesandgin123]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

[birdgirl4ever]

oh mah god... i loves this song... and i listened to it the other day and all i could think about was poland...

[BigRed15429]

I'm from the UK, Germany, France, and Switzerland... They're all blondes in Hetalia but I'm not! T.T

[LadyEnzai]

@BigRed15429 That's because Hetalia is based around stereotypes.

I live in Scotland, yet my hair is dark brown. Though I do have the stereotypical green eyes lol.

[boomboompow948]

@LadyEnzai Same. Lucky me. :3

[LilCutie1850]

(sorry all of the nice, smart blondes out there) for me this song is very true, all the blonds i know are snotty and dumb.....i have one messed up neighborhood 

[hetaliarocksmysocks]

hey, some blondes are smart.( im a brunette)

[IAmSparkThe]

Why is it most German's have blonde hair and blue eyes, same for the French (but blue eyes)

I'm 1/4 German, and a bit French, and I look nothing like that. I look more like China!

[SnowJaeFallen]

@IAmSparkThe Actually there are a lot of Germans who are brunettes.. .. With the blue eyes, still. Ha ha..

I look like that. :I

I'm over three quarters German. I've got a little bit of Irish blood too, but meh.

[IAmSparkThe]

@SnowJaeFallen Some people look at me weird when I tell them I'm German, But I have a German friend who looks likes me, so I'm glad I'm not alone~

[TheMewsie]

who else notices that like, 80% of the Hetalia characters have blonde hair? XD

[lieflove12]

@TheMewsie Ikr?! In the real world only like 8% of the people has blond hair... -__-

[XnightsXloverX]

lolz love this... wait, oh $!&% i just realized i'm a natural blonde and i spell it blond unless i really think about it -_- shut up ive got a 3.85 GPA thats higher then most of you slackers.

[yomommasass33]

gay ass shit and i have black hair actually say something funny about them crackers

[ThePitbullMafia]

My friend uses this excuse all the time, even though he's got brown hair... -_-

[Tahonamaya]

I'm blonde.... and I ran around my room singing this song XD

[XObitchyprincessOX]

wait the cooking part....whyd you put germany and not england?

[XObitchyprincessOX]

yea the comments prove our stupidy....

[ixonixas]

If you blonde, yeah yeah yeaaah!

You can suck black dick, yeah yeah yeaaah!

I know it doesn't thyme, but its making a lot of sense.

[AnarchoPinkoEuroBr]

@ixyaoi I love red hair. But I have that deep brown common for people in between white-mestizo Latin Americans like me. I have only one grandma with black hair, and she's my last completely European ancestor and her eyes are green. I inherited my freckles from her (but my blondism when I was a child came from the other grandma of mostly Portuguese ancestry). Lulz.

[Petrjuliable]

The song was originally made by France, but it was deemed so inapropriate that it was wiped off the face of this earth, and replaced by this.

[emootaku7363]

Theres a lot of blondes in hetalia

[Tigernationclaws]

im offensive this is blond.

[TheAwesomeNatta]

I'm blond! 8D ...I'm not dumb at all, N-no, n-not at all *nervous laugh*

[xChocoChan]

@TheAwesomeNatta Natta, you're the only one who is dumb here c:

[TheAwesomeNatta]

@xChocoChan .......

You just want to be me!D8<

[AnarchoPinkoEuroBr]

@TheAwesomeNatta You're Northern European. xD People from there usually are smarter than we brown-haired ppl from the Americas, so you can't be offended. :D And I want to be you, I really would exchange Brazilian lower middle class in this hot-as-hell, violent and disastrous metropolitan complex called Rio de Janeiro with low life perspectives, homophobia and weird social pressions for native Swede with internet acess and English comprehension. u_u

[TheAwesomeNatta]

@AnarchoPinkoEuroBr ...YEAH THATS RIGHT! Sweden rules!8D

No but seriously, Thanks. I guess. :3 I'm not exactly offended, I love blonde-jokes. They're hilarious. Aannnd it's an stereotype, Like Hetalia. It's obvious that the jokes aren't serious, which some people think.

I think it's not That bad there where you live, actully. :3 So don't be so hard.

...BUT YEAH, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE ME?

[Vampira612]

YAY!!!! I saw Canada 3 times!!!!!! :D

[watermelonzordie]

I am usually insulted by "dumb blonde" stuff...but I just can't get mad at this awesome song. EVER.

[animefan462]

im a brunet..... but im as dumb as a blond

[HetaliaGina37]

CAUSE' I'M A BLONDE NYEH NYEH NYEH-wait since when did Joey Wheeler have anything to do with this? XD

[pxnxd68]

@HetaliaGina37 WIN

[999GuardianAngel]

Hetalia sweden is blonde and im from Sweden! but I have the same haircolour like Romano... :3

[pxnxd68]

Blonde Italian, just to further prove that I'm an idiot ^^

[FreakyVideoWatcher]

@pxnxd68 Niiiice.... XD I'm a brunette Italian and American

[khlover001]

@pxnxd68 OMG UR ITALIAN!?!?! O: IM LIKE A LOT GERMAN! OMG DO U LIKE PASTA!! OMG WILL U MARRY ME!?!?!

[pxnxd68]

@khlover001 Of course I love pasta! And I'd love to~

[khlover001]

@pxnxd68 YESSSSHHHH!!!!!! :"DDDDD I love you!!!!!! lmao

[pxnxd68]

@khlover001 Lmao XD

[khlover001]

@pxnxd68 xD