Kim Zolciak (Real Housewives of Atlanta) Dont Be Tardy For the Party - NYC Club Gig 12/09

[shemare02]

WHY is famous?! You get famous now by sleeping with millionaires and having babies by them?! She is such a WASTE!!!

[giftedwoman777]

I like Kim. She seems she's just out to have some fun and doesn't take herself seriously.

[jimztar]

I'm glad I was tardy for that party.

[MrGoTWO2]

Make that money, Kim

[NottaVictim]

This doooooosh things she's the cats meow.......shes more like the cats urine. Sistah, that hair gotta GO and you gotta go wit it!!! Kandi shoulda kept that song for herself......it was WASTED on you!

[MrsAshleyKay]

Big poppppa :) lol

[nandie1998]

@MrsAshleyKay lol WOW

[Puddycat11385]

No she did not wear those turkey sausage pants with her fatass. When is this old lady gonna stop embarassing herself and realize we are not laughing with her, we are laughing At her.

[jasonismyhomie]

Kim Zolciak here, in this masterwork, transcends your run of the mill party anthem by injecting this hot groove w a cautionary message. That message, you ask? Tardiness, to any shindig, is NOT fashionable, but, in fact, a social faux pas! If you are indeed late to such a gathering, you will insult those around you, miss out on the finest bottle of bub, & lose the opportunity to get down to many a hot jam such as this! In tardiness, the only TRUE loser is yourself, & Kim wisely knows this.

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie I concur however with all great art there are infinite ways to interpret this masterwork, as you so rightly put it. it is a cautionary tale but I believe to some extent Kim is warning us about inviting retards to any social gathering. Be it in the club or entertaining guest at home inviting a retard is a serious social snafu to be AVOIDED. I believe it stems from Kim Zolciak inviting her ex lover Rosie O'Donnel to the club. The night fell like a lead balloon hence this song.

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Quite frankly, Mr. Derf, you have ASTOUNDED my w your abstract take on Kim's searing in any language lyrics. So you take 'tardy' in the LITERAL sense? That's positively INCENDIARY! I know the Black Eyed Peas caught flack for their hit "Lets Get Retarded" & had to change it to "Lets Get it Started". Do you think this is a thinly (& cunningly) veiled attack on the disabled & on Rosie herself? This is groundbreaking work! I am off to contact the Ministry of Sound in London! Join me!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Thanks Mr Homie, I take your compliments & place them as a feather in my cap, as you are a world renowned jamologist & jam whisperer. Great art can be taken many ways but where those cowardly pretenders The Black Eyed Peas shied away, Zolciak heads straight on. After her turbulent yet secret relationship w O'Donnel, Zolciak developed a hatred for all of the handicapped & this jam like all true ART is an expression of this emotion. I would be delighted to join you at the MOS!

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Yes, Zolciak has been a polarizing figure for YEARS! On Real Housewives, she was often the butt of the joke. But now sweet Kim is having the last laugh! She has fired back w yet ANOTHER (dare I say) masterpiece in her topical NEW single "Google Me". Clearly, she has her finger on the pulse (HA! Yahoo! is SOOO early '00s!) & remains her every provocative self w that blush inducing come on! Kim, you MINX! I think we should try to get her the credibility the tabloids have ROBBED her of!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Zolchiak is something of a new discovery for me via this scorching jam right here. I have yet to sample the rest of her oeuvre such as her au courant take on her fame & the google. It sounds like an artistic delight to be sampled in the holiest of clubs in London, that is the MOS. I wish to join you there where we could discuss sonic prowess of Zolchiak & our media counter attack over a lemon drop shot & some as the kids say today grinding. What do you say to that Mr Homie?

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf YES! YES! That sounds positively DELIGHTFUL! Dare I say, I believe I just spaffed my pants at the very notion of two debonair & suave young cassanovas like us on the prowl! At least, I HOPE that is what you were suggesting, & not intimating that *I* be your grinding partner! HA! I NEVER! But, if you need a wingman, count me in! I go by J-Smooth inna da clubs. What's your nom de plume of seduction? I got some killer pick up techniques that will shock ya eyelidz! See, I'm street/posh!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Indeed, Old Londonshire lock up your wives & daughters because J Smooth & I, Sexy 2 Dope are gonna be gadding about town! Yes like I you're something of a living contradiction you are an aristocrat & street urchin, a rebel & a poet, a lover & a fighter. You need not worry chum, even though I grind on every darn thing in the club I do reserve this pleasure for only the finest & flyest honeys in the club, though I have been known to grind on various inanimate objects as well.

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Would you grind on Kim's silken weave/wig? I have near rhapsodic fantasies in which I envision rubbing her flaxen, plastic locks on my most intimate of parts whilst I pleasure myself. So, to answer my own question, I, without hesitation, would grind on that fine as fuck weave in a heartbeat! It would be the stuff from whence liquid dreams are woven. YES, OLD LONDON! LOCK AWAY YOUR FILLIES (just not the fine ones)! J-Smooth & Sexy 2 Dope are about to DROP ON Y'ALLZ ASS! BOOM!

[madelinetiger9]

Hun, people arnt suppost to see your chicken cutlets ;)

[deeairuhh]

LEATHER PANTS? REALLY KiM? DO YOU LiKE TO LOOK PREGNANT OR WAS THAT AN ACCiDENT?

[superstar200009]

wow she sounded good

[mrsemg2009]

@Mononabb That is the sickness of fame. It is just about being famous, not about earning recognition.

[kbarr918]

This is such a joke! Kim is horrible! 

[littlemissaloveable]

Is this a joke

[ITSKINGDADDY5]

booooo get off stage

[chamberlandbigshtyle]

F!ng Joke!! A Pig in a Wig.

[auskayue]

eeeewwww!

[tuberonc]

it's a long way from the Chitlin circuit to Broadway !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[tuberonc]

this chick Kim needs to continue her most successful career of tramp for hire , and or call girl , and drop the singing career , because she can't even sing , and she's thinking she is a 20 year young Madonna, instead of a cottage cheese MILF that she really is. She needs to keep looking for big poppas that will buy pussy from her because that is her best career.

[bqueen823]

She's talking,not singing.no talent at all.

[rasviper15]

she cant sing. its a auto toner. all you need is i am t-pain app haha how did this happen wow this is horrible.

[inebriation]

Don't be tardy for her fupa in those leather pants.

[nonijuice1980]

i thought she was at least 10-12 years older than she is........and.....her singing sucks the worst kind of ass......

[kchubb]

gross



[SuperWinner001]

Now I know the true effect of Alcohol...LOL

If she can sing, Then my dog is the king of Jazz...

[italiangurl4497]

I think she used to b a stripper

[eksfonsew11]

I heard AHHHAHHH WOOOOO WOO YEAA GOOOO SINGG WOOO DONT BE TARDY GIRLL AHHHHH WOOOOT WOOOOOOOT

[ryan8401]

She sort of dresses like a hooker, doesn't she?

[PlacentaPudding]

Don't be tardy for the nigger.

[vreynolds56]

she is tune deaf I my self love Kim but girl you can not hold a tune to save your life , hope you do not make this your day job lmao

[nicoleosier311]

those pants look ugly on her, and this song sucks!

[esquireyes]

nicoleosier311. The whole thing sucks & is lame. I wonder how much they paid those people in the audience to hollar & scream & make all that noise (lmbo)

[Chelsealeach649]

Kim said on the show that she had a disease and now its hard for her hair to grow and thats why she wears wigs.

[LizaMMX]

I like the lyrics (as well as a lot of Kandi's other songs) and the beat. The auto-tuned version is a hell of a lot better than this crap. (Obviously)

[chasca23]

Wow, either the audience members were all drunk frat boys, or were higher than kites, because any reasonable person wouldn't stay for 10 seconds. She can't carry a tune to save her life.

[croakloser]

What's wrong with her own hair? It's not like she is black.She is a white woman and can grow her own soft,long and smooth hair.Why bother buying it fake?That nene is a witch though.What a big mouth nene is.

[Machelle3200]

@croakloser i know right..takes me forever to grow a couple of inches..with vitamins..this bytch is stupid..and she can't sing for shyt! i phucking hate wannabes...lol

[krazyinluv08]

@croakloser WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BLACK PPL HAIR?????? crazy racist shit i hate ppl like you bitch

[croakloser]

@krazyinluv08 Black people do not have the enviable naturally long,smooth and straight hair that white/asian/first nations/east Indian/spanish people have.It's a fact that black women in particular love that look.How man black people do you see walking around with their natural hair???

Take a look around your world b!tch!

[dazzlingbrit23]

@croakloser ne ne rocks! she tells it like it is. some people JUST CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[croakloser]

@dazzlingbrit23 Nahh she's just a crazy b!tch

[croakloser]

What's wrong with her own hair? It's not like she is black.She is a white woman and can grow her own soft,long and smooth hair.Why bother buying it fake?

[LizaMMX]

@croakloser I actually agree. I'm friends with quite a few black people and have heard them complain about how hard about their hair. I saw an episode of RHoA the other day and heard her say she goes through 1 wig a day.

Maybe her hair is harder to control or something, who knows.

[taylorstabler19]

@Mononabb u dont need to have a reason to be famous if ur famous, ur famous.

[Mononabb]

@taylorstabler19 :s oook by your response.... now i get why she's famous

[canadiangirl56]

WHO IS REALLY FAMOUS HERE....NOT THIS BITCH..TECHNOLOGY TUNED UP THE VOICE...DID YOU HEAR HER SORRY ASS WHEN SHE DID THIS ON HOUSEWIVES!!

[mic01]

LOL she still claiming to be 29

[sahsah3000]

omg who the hell asked for it again????

[TallTorBlond]

I totally don't hate my mom anymore after watching this.

I feel so sorry for Kim's daughters. They're not going to make it out.

♥

[lokk86]

she look like a fat dragqueen. she cant sing. so sad......

[tye301]

ahhaahahahhaahhahahahahahahaha­h look at her she thinks she can sing thay fliped her voice ahahahahah its so sad

[alexhavokk88]

i was there this was at splash bar on 17th street <3

[VATOSLOCOS15]

ha and nene is jealous of herr you dont see that shit when nene comes aorund

[MySassyfrass]

It is sad that people this rich can buy themselves a record deal and produce shit songs and expect people to admire them for alleged "talent"

[Fatz317]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

[korrey76541]

ew look at that fat gut in those laytex pants :S

[MikeHawk3232002]

she is amazing "DONT BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY!!!!"

[begoi]

Andy Cohen....hot!

[TheGeekChic]

Kim is pretty but she is definetly not a singer.

[NorwichGirl100]

Awful

[Stefonae]

She's a fresh mouth...but she's got spunk, and some rhythm.

[ilovecandles24]

omgoodness

[juancarloscuba]

i was at the club seeing her live she killed it i love kim

[EverlastingFears]

Damn, she's been practicing!!

I'm so proud of Kim. She's changed so much since she was that broke down tranny in first season.

I can't wait for the album!! :D

[chrisnaznv20]

It's a good song. I like Kim. I just hope her and Nene are on RHOA next season. Guess there is some dispute over travel arrangements and their electric bills with BravoTv. P.S. If Andy Cohen reads this you are a very handsome man!!

[ladynina46]

OMG she sucks! Over rated!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PinkAngelStar69]

whoot whoot u go girl!!!

[66Tiago66]

ahahah such a guilty pleasure! xD this song is so catchyyy!