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  • Last year was my worst b-day ever my grandpa past away

  • i once saw the jonas brothers on chatroulette..lol they are soooooooooooooooo.... not even gonna say it O_O

  • My parents forgot it was my b-day-_-

    I woke up all excited, and they didn't believe me when I said it was my b-day until I turned on the weather channel and showed them the date -_-

  • i got my first period on my 13th birthday. i win.

  • @jessechic94 thats not something u would share to the world and btw, u didnt win

  • On my birthday I was born. :D

  • On My Birthday

    My Boyfriend Didnt Know

    Soooo He Gave Me A Rock

    Well It Was Pretty It Was White && Sparkled In The Light................

  • i was born on my dads birthday:D

  • when i was blackmailed into skinny dipping at my pool party

  • u did not come to my y

  • I died when he did the impression of the Jonas Brothers..uncanny..

  • On my birthday last year I got a cake that was made of paper machey, the clowns at my party were apparently screwing behind the balloon cart and the ponies attack my family :D

  • anyone else got a #BoobBoner and had a #ShaneGazm when he started singing? x]

  • Is the deep voice supposed to be Kevin? Lmao

  • Omg the helium part. Lmao I died, I almost spilled my hot cocoa out of my mouth >.<

  • Sumtin bad was on my 12th bday I took my friend to a indoor water park and hotel in jersey n she got mad @ me cuz I Wudnt get on tha slide so she dissed me n left to go tlk to this gurl in da pool so came over sed hi to them n then she (my friend) was lik ok bye n in my head I'm thinking bitch plz but she cud fuck me up so I just walked away n ended up taken half her shit n hidin it so she left w/ out it

  • haha this is the first video i ever watched from shane :)

  • whens his bday i really want to know so i can wish him happy bday this yr

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  • I remember my bf said to me "christin, I love u more then anything else in this world" on my birthday...we have been togheter in 1 year. I love him, and u -3

  • I was sick for a week and that day happened to me my birthday love you Shane sorry I missed your birthday

  • My friends got into a huge fight on my birthday...

  • Happy belated birthday shane!! ;)

  • on my 7th birthday i had to go nto my brother's band concert at school and then i got sick :(

  • the worst is that i didnt had a birthday party in my intire life (im 14 years old)

  • that isnt money..

    

  • I Love The Jonas Brothers! But this video made me Laugh so Hard! :D A JONAS And DAWSON FAN!<3

  • @BaconChild23 You do know he's Married now...

  • The jonas brother to the right has rape eyes.... O_o

  • My birthday sucks. All my friends are on vecation, from me ;D

  • i think it was last year, but my uncle died on my b-day cause of cancer. =[

  • i didnt even get the chance to celebrate my birthday thanks to my miser parents -.- FML

  • Worst was when I was 7 and I threw a tantrum in front of all my friends, and got sick later. D:

  • For my birthday i got a lamp.

  • i got my mom for my birthday

  • (1:27) I can see the tag sticking out ... well its not so much sticking out more like its streight up out their that sounded sexual and innocent nope just sexual.

  • i love shanes hair lol

  • i DIDNT EVER HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN MY LIFE

  • what the buck sent me here

  • My worst b-day- My dog died on when i turned 13:/

  • its my birthday today.. :*

  • good birthday-when i went to kids kingdom

    worst birthday-I sprained my ankle on the slide :'(

  • This was good for me...but bad for my friend Hector

    I had a b-day party.......Laser Quest (Laser Tag) and when it finished one of my friends came with a present

  • I got my face shoved in my birthday cake and got in trouble. :/

  • omg... i just happened to stumble on your channel and cant stop watching your videos, you are the funniest fucking person i have ever see on here...!!!!!!!!!!

  • he sings better than the Jonas brothers!

  • i was eating dinner on my birthday and my friend was sitting right next to me and my sister decided to tell my parents that i could hear them having sex in the room next to me......ON MY BIRTHDAY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was horrible!

  • i woke up and puked. It's the world saying" happy birthday, BITCH"

  • About 2-3 years ago I got tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert!!!

  • Thanks for put the subtitles! It makes me understan some words, cause I understand English texts, but It's hard for me understand all what someone say when talks. Love the video! and my favourite bday was the last, the number 17. Because I travelled to Córdoba to see my boyfriend. I dont remember the worst.. but I know that on one bay I cried.

  • anyone realised? the music in the background or it just me?

  • ughhhn cant think of one anywayss..............which one is nick from the jonas brotherss :p (:

  • My worst b day was when my g pa died on it

  • 1:39 - Kevins Just Chilling, In The Back, Having An Orgasm. Casually.

  • I love how everyone makes fun of keven, hes like the forever alone of the jonas brothers xDD

  • theres a price tag on that red wig

  • On my fifteenth birthday I lost my virginity..... I didn't want to though.

  • @astorar1 abby ur not fifteen ur like ten or eleven O __ O

  • @Angelpie500 Sorry. It's Abby's sister. :) August right?

  • @astorar1 uh yeahhh

  • @Angelpie500 My name is Rainy but they call me Kristina. Don't doubt it. I will tell Abby.

  • this year for my birthday i got a freaken alarm clock from my mom-.-

  • on my 18-th Birthday i got a boobs cake :X

  • WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!! okay, so my mom decided to drive all the way to my grandma's house for my birthday (REALLY far away) and we got there on my birthday. and within 3 seconds, my mom and my grandma got in a huge fight about something, my mom got pushed down the stairs and they both ended up in the hospital!!! i had to sit in that creepy littl waiting room all night!!!

    ~happy birthday! :D

  • my worst birthday was when i was 2 and i got the flu and just faceplanted my cake

  • my mum had to fly to denmark on my birthday because my gandfather passed away...

  • and many more...

  • My parents and friends forgot it was my birthday...

  • OMG. HE SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. ITS LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.

  • Anybody else notice the screen on his computer

  • now that i can never eat lasagna the same way again....

  • 911 happend on my 8th birthday...reeaaaallll fun

  • YOU WE'RE BORN ON THE 19TH! SO WAS I :D BUT IN 2000... wow.. I am WAY to young to be watching your videos.. FUCK IT :D

  • Isn't that the same music from foodwishes?

  • i fell of my chair laughing when they sang happy B-Day lol

  • On my twelth birthday. I stayed after for school, until four, my dad was suppose to pick me up, and he leaves me at the school until six, and it wa my mom who picked me up, my dad forgot about me!!!!!!! And plus... No presants!!!!

  • JOE SOUNDS CONSTEPATATED !!!!!!!!

  • It snowed on my birthday last year and we got the rest of the day of from school

  • when i turned 10 and got 60 spankins

  • i love how nick and kevin are making the same exact face

  • KEVIN LOL!!!!!

  • jonas brothers mother fuckers!

  • why did your mom have a price tag on her head suspicious???? i think so

  • My grandpa died in my birthday and the weirdest thing is that we had the same birthday o___O don't really have a best birthday they've all sucked

  • My worst birthday was when I was turning 11. My mom got drunk, threw my cake on the floor, and my friends had to go home. My parents divorced shortly after that. :(

    Love you shane, you are so funny 3

  • My dad bought me male perfume.

    yeah, imma girl

  • i had the best bday because u started ure first vid on bday

  • looks a bit like elvis?

  • one time i invited like 15 of my friends to my 13th b-day party and only 4 showed up :,(

  • aww i missed yur b-day }:

    tell meh when your next 1 comes up so we can have birthday sex ;D

    LMAO X//DD

  • My worst birthday: Somrone tried to sexually assault me. I was turning NINE.

  • Did anyone else notice that Shanes "Mom" has a tag still in her wig at around 1:26

  • Worst: my gf got raped...

  • worst birthday ever is whne i turned 10, it was on friday the 13th! i was born on that day.... DEVIL BABY!!! hahah jk but ya my cake fell over, my dog got ran over by a car, and the lights went out and ever one went home except for one, who was f-ing anooying!!

  • my worst birthday was when my sister said i was a fat bitch pig who shouldnt eat the cake cuz i was already a million pounds

  • for my 13th i didnt get anything :(

  • My gf forgot when my bday was. Then she broke up wit me on that sme day. The next day I told her and she laughed at me and went out wit my best friend the day after:(

  • my birthday is a day after shane's!

  • @rubyrocks808 oops, i meant before.

  • Your hair looks really good in this vid(:

  • Best, 13th Lion King play, worst, everybody, inlcudig my family, forgot my 16th.

  • i just love your mum and aunt hilda i have posters of all your people lol xxxxxxxxx :D

  • when i was 5 i want outside in my underwear and rolles in the snow

  • My best friend ditched me for a boy and she was like 2 1/2 ft. taller than him

  • My mom smooshed my head in the cake

  • Best b-day was when I got to meet LMFAO

    worst was when my uncle tried to seduce my best friend

  • My best birthday was when the band that saved my life "Black Veil Brides" wished me a happy birthday on Facebook and their bass player sent me a bday message on Twitter calling me "baby girl" -33 I literally cried my eyes out and will never ever forget that day October 12, 2012

  • @Darkprincess45000 That sounds amazing! You're so lucky! Which band member was it? :)

  • @HayleySketch They all did! :D

  • I got beat up on my b day and my grandma died

  • I fell down a 2 story set of stight stairs it hurt

  • I died on my birthday

  • Shane's mum still has the price tag on her wig or something c:

  • this was posted on my brothers bday!!!

  • HEY IT'S FRE------...... WTF????

  • worst birthday:FRED joined youtube on birthday

  • My brother died on my birthday

  • @cjxmc im Sorry for U..........

  • They predicted the world was gonna end on my birthday, may 21. Bull shiiiiiiit:)

  • best birthdy: when my dada gave me 100 dollars, bought me a new iPod and laptop, new shoes, and a new straightener. c:

    Worst birthday: when my mom ditched me for my birthday

  • worst birthday was when my dad grabbed me bye the neck on my bday

  • I think probably the best birthday I ever had was this year. My five year old babysister graduated preschool on my 18th birthday, and I got to go to a party for my friend's 18th birthday, where we all just hung out playing stupid silly games and talked all night. Or possibly my 14th birthday, when all my friends threw a surprise party. Nobody had ever done something that sweet for me before.

  • 1:33 XD

  • worst is every year. but one year besidez no one , nit even my friends knowing it was my b-day i steped in dog shit and i was so depressed about the rest of how the day went , i got a lighter and went to a dark toom and sang happy b-day to myself and cryed after blowing the candle out.

  • @Craze961 Im sorry!! :( even if your birthday isnt even close to today, Happy birthday to you!!!! I hope that makes you feel a bit better <3

  • My B-day is on new years day so we celebrate on new years eve, but none of my friends even come, just my mums friends and my brothers and sisters friends, only a girl that my mum THINKS I like but I actually HATE and my last birthday there was this girl who had a baby with her; WTF?! And she made me look after him and he cut his head and then loads of people came into my bedroom, spilt drink everywhere, soaked the floor, would'nt get out, and drank all MY apple juice. So, pretty good. (Sarcasm)

  • 9/11 HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

  • I keep 4 getting all these people are u

  • my worst bday ever first of all i was sick, then i had to go the drs and do alot of testing,then i got a call from my uncle that my dad went to jail, finally my sisters dragged out to dinner and i ended up puking.

  • My b-day is the same as Shane

  • Maybe this isn't that bad.. but my softball playing math teacher threw a marker at my head on my 13 birthday

  • for my 18 birthday me and my liceum class won a journalism competition and a holiday in a four star hotel and spa, where the awards would take place. the night they made me a surprise party and then the professor gave us a night at a club XD (I still love you, Miss Sirago <3)

    We danced until we physically lose our underwear (another long story)

    there was a lot of spumante :3

    hope my english is understandable ._.

  • I was so drunk i dont remember a thing :((

  • Wen my mom dropped the cake she busted me for wacthing U cuz she does not like ur vids and then I had 2 drink kool-aid which it has da word aids in it so I felt uncomfortable bcuz day spilled all my soda!!!! And then I fell wen I was skateboardin with my frends and scraped my chest cuz I had no shirt on and a hobo hoo was drunk said hey sexy den we called da cops and den we went inside and watched smosh den day said curse word and we all got grounded da party was canceled and I could not go 2

  • Nobody came to my birthday but 1 person my aunt

  • my worst memory was when I had the flu and puked the whole night before my birthday and then I couldn't eat my cake ! and then I went out aide fell down and scrapped my elbow knees and face and chip 5 teeth haha

  • He totally nailed joes voice. Lol

  • @CrossMyHeartAnDie and hevin's lol

  • My worst memory was that my first dog died on my birthday:'(

  • Worst thing that happened on my birthday was when my newly pierced ear started bleeding and going crusty and it fucking hurt!

  • Got ran over on my bday

  • My best birthday was when i was going to Town and my friend took me to a place called the Priory. My mate Natalie was sat at a bench and then she called for the others who appeared out from behind a building with a Brithday cake they made for me and a huge card which read inside that they all brought me a Friday pass to Reading Festival 2011 I was so happy and Readin rocked! I love my friends so much :')

  • My worst BDay xpirience was one time my BDay was in a pool and I drowned in it and had a rlly bad time...

  • Best: limo and makeovers worst: my friend started crying cause I was hanging wit another girl at my sleepover for a little WTF but then again the girl I was hangin wit turns out to be a bitch.

  • I had my gallbladder removed the day before my 21st birthday.. it was awesome got to spend the day in the hospital with shitty nurses trying to feed me mashed noodles with what i think was beef???

    Horrible day!!

  • This video is awesome

  • only true shane dawson fans would click on something called "Jones Family Orgy" and i am proud to be A TRUE SHANE DAWSON FAN!!! WOOOOO!!!

  • My worst birthday wuz this year. I had a birthday at my own house, had my boring cuzes cum ova and my mom lied about who wuz cuming -:p and get this!! A week later i went to az for 4 months, while my mom wuz in the- oh im crying ;( ;( ;( ;( worst day of my life

  • My favorite b day was when I was in my room all day so no one can see me :)

  • My worst b day was when my mom rented this really big place andit cost $500.00. I handed out invites to every one in my grade. 3 people came I missed a week of school I was so depressed!

  • My worst b day was when a ton of people came over and no one wanted/did talk to me and I got really depressed.

  • I had two b-day party's one year

  • Inly 4 ppl showed up.... And i invited 30 ppl........... They all had something going on and it was a Saturday......

  • my worst birthday ever was this past year and i turned 13 so i was wearing my favorite white brand new tank top and ignoreing the past tradition of pranking the birthday girl im walking past my pool and all i hear is GET HER and i turn around to see all of my friends runnin up and pushing me into my pool i get out of the pool and my shirt went totally see through and im wearing my favorite bra which is rainbow f.m.l. my family now knows i wear rainbow bras

  • My worst birthday, my grandpa died a day before :(

  • did anyone notice the jonas brothers hair vibrating!!!

  • best- i thought i saw u in town bad- i flushed my phone down the toilet

  • my worst b-day was when my brother nearly died

  • @purpleturtles426 I'm so sry for ur loss and one a day like that. :( may he RIP

  • My favorite bday was when my big dog had 12 puppies

  • Best birthday was exactly on my birthday my mom gave birth to my little sister and my worst was my grandpa had a heartattack and died right in front of me while we were singing happy birthday

  • My 0th birthday -_-

  • AHAHAHAH I LUV THE BEGGINNING WHERE HES LIKE SAYING THE *whats crackin you guys* FOR THE SECOND TIME ROFLMAO

  • my worse bday was when i turned 16 i was supposed to go on travel but my dad got fired and i used to go to a privete school but they kicked me out because they didnt pay and it was my birthday worse birthday ever

  • I have that purple cap thing, it's suppose to keep your tooth brush clean....i don't think I can ever use it again xD thnx Shane

  • @madollluvr omg mines on the 10th xD lol

  • 1. Close your eyes

    2. Think of how much money you want

    3. Post on another video

    4. Look under your pillow

  • My friend got hit by a car after my birthday :(

  • 2. Think about how much money you want 3. Post this on another video 4. Look under your pillow

  • 1. Close your eyes

  • My cousin who lived with us ran away.

  • my birthday is the 11th september and where i live it was pissing rain and it was an outside birthday.

  • My bday is aug 11

  • Oh man haven't seen this video in a long,long time...i just realized that I've subscribed to you for years Shane...I've seen you grow up....you're just like a son to me...and I'm 13....

  • @thunderer15 your so funny

  • For birthday thus year only 2 PEOPLE CAME.

  • Best birthday , hummer limo (; but soon will be my 18th birthday will be best in 6 months , worst was my 16th found out my bf cheated