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  • Nice

  • a guitar built for Gulliver...

  • where is this located. aka what city in portugal

  • But will it blend?

  • Damn why does everyone have to use Chuck Norris name in their comments, ya he can fight okay, but if Bruce Lee was still alive he would put him in his place no doubt about it.

  • A guitar in a guitar...GUITARCEPTION!!

  • 'it took me as long as it takes to make a baby'

  • i really liked when he said that it took him 9 months to make the guitar..the same as a baby..meaning he sees it as his baby..well..i just wish i had such love for doing something..in contrast..ill probably be just an office rat..thats what happens to people who dont know what they want

  • man this is the biggest guitar on the world. man this portuguese has talent!!!O_O

    And i' m portuguese too :D

  • se desafina cagaron :P

  • Yeah, like King-Kong's gonna tune it...

  • A little bit crazy or not?

  • I am portuguese. Each week we hear about a new giness record we broke, or the most candles litten at the same time, or the biggest dinner, or this or that...it is sad.

  • E string must be really loud bass!!

  • ayy portugal man can you make me a guitar

  • im sure thiss guitar hasnt got tune

  • i want some crazy people playing it ^^ uhh i am crazy and ive got crazy friends time to plan my next holidays ump

  • I guess this is the logical conclusion of those huge guitars metalheads are using nowadays.

  • reminds me of a mandolin.... too many strings... thats why i stick with 4 string bass :D

  • must be a bitch changing the strings...

  • 3:00 I never knew Dracula had such a voice...

  • how do you expect to tune this thing??

  • Could you kindly add the guitar maker's last name in the video description?

  • riffin

  • I would like to see the strings snap and kill some people

  • I want to put a sofa and bed in there and just live inside.

  • it would've been better if you could play it tho...like on the film 'big' ..lol

  • omg thats sooo awesome

  • Optimus Prime called. He wants his dick back.

  • Time to re-string!

  • chuck norris wants his ukulele back

  • @wblackheart this is not a ukelele, is a beautiful Portuguese guitar replica XXL.

    Correctly : "Chuck Norris wants his portuguese guitar back". :D

    Cheers!

  • @LucioViralhadas nao percebes-te bem o que ele queria dizer.

  • @Search14 percebeste*

  • @wblackheart : CN can stuff his ukulele where he likes it most!!

  • @wblackheart correction, he wants his Piccolo violin back.

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  • god wants his guitar back

  • Dear santa

  • The commentary is awful

  • Optimus Prime called. He wants his dick back.

  • it goes to eleven

  • LOL it took me as long as it takes to make a baby :O ??? wait what ...9 months ohhhhh thats wat he meant..

  • can you imagine if your tuning it to far and snaps in your face

  • @garytang182 it will cut you in half lol

  • Wait, he can make babies too?

  • so, now play on this guitar eruption van halen

  • about time that people find chuck norris guitar

  • ahora un humano sabe lo que se siente una pua cuando se te cai adentro y no la sacas xd 

  • good thing its not in america. they fuck up everything that's very nice and especially if it was outside in public

  • what happens if you are near the guitar and one of its string breaks :))?

  • @jorellij 13 people die. LOL.

    

  • But Will It Blend !!?? xD

  • I bet birds are real pain in the ass if you are inside this house. lol

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  • Chuck Norris plays Through The Fire And The Flames by DragonForce on that... With his pink.

  • @runescapemichbla dude shut up. dagon force blows dick

  • @runescapemichbla First of all , Dragonforce is power metal and isn't fast at all if you think that. Ever heard of Technical death metal Or Djent ? Thats right , look up Animals as Leaders - Cafo for an example...

  • @runescapemichbla Yes, but you cant play through the fire and the flames in a portuguese guitar...

  • @runescapemichbla Another Guitar Hero poser?

  • Where is my Chuck  Norris comment?! >:[

  • that must be a bitch to re-string

  • @BraveDial0gue nice job copying the top comment from the supermario bass video.

  • @Memblem lmao credits are given to author dont you worry :D

  • now god can play guitar too

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  • This is one of the reasons, why Portugal will go bankrupt...

  • If a This-guitar size monster came and played it, I wonder what does it sounds like...

  • love that accent :)

  • This is pretty cool

  • pooooooorto!

  • What if someone falls into the sound hole? His legs are fucked...

  • But what happens if the string breaks ?

    ye olde catapulte ?

  • But...will it blend? That, is the question.

  • esses portugueses fazem tudo ao pé da letra . . . !

  • อยากไปเมืองนี้จัง

  • Ahh! I see they finished your mums guitar

  • sou brasileiro e achei muito interessante o seu trabalho ,parabéns

  • world recession my ass... play some skynyrd on that thing... that'll boost the EU right out of the crisis

  • 9 months.

    It doesn't take 90 months to make a baby you fool.

  • Hey I Watched! Really Interesting Guitar Lover Video! I Like It A Lot! That Is Like Little Door To Guitar Technical Engineer 's Mind! I Give Thumbs Up And Add To My Favorites Playinglist! Thank You For Adding Videos Here! All The Best For Everybody! Feels By Assa!

  • Is it 9 months or 90 months??!

  • search amalia rodrigues on youtube...

  • Could they at least stand it up? I mean it's pretty much useless to make a bad ass piece but have it barely visible from simple view.... oh portuguesse...

  • what happens when it rains..rotting wood great

  • O KURWA JAKIE DUŻE

  • 1:30 si se corta una cuerda despídete de alguna extremidad de tu cuerpo jajajaja

  • Valuev will do)

  • no cabe la menor duuda de que este instrumento  es un echo de grandeza

  • Ooooo Portugal leprechauns!

  • You have to be a runner to tune up this guitar.

  • NOOO SWITCHING TO GEICO COULD NOT SAFE MONEY BUT LETTING ME WATCH THIS VID AND LETTING ME GET ON WITH MY DAY WILL

  • It would be cool if it could be played!

  • this is what you call overcompensating

  • portugal is one of the most beautiful countries ive ever went to, those buildings, the music (fado), its so romantic and melancholic

  • @RareMusicAtAll I'm really happy you like my country! You're a kind person to post that.

  • But....what happens when it rains?

  • @EthanRounds put a tarp on it

  • @EthanRounds Simply,cover it ;)

  • @EthanRounds

    Then small droplets of water fall from the skies.

  • @RedMotorDog lol You`re so right!

  • @EthanRounds there's a cover for soundboard

  • @EthanRounds it gets wet

  • watch... Carlos Paredes - Verdes anos ao vivo

  • he is just the middle finger for this guitar thumbs up if you thought the same when he walcked in the neck

  • honey, i blew up the guitar!

  • from now on he'll have to build his small guitars with a roof over the sound-hole, so he doesn't get wet when it rains and he is in the big one!

    Really amazing though!

  • Good luck finding a plectrum for it

  • hum q bosta

  • Dear Santa..

  • the chuck norris guitar

  • ...and you use a medieval shield as a pick.

  • its not a guitar, a mandolin i think

  • @Palomablanca1978 it's a portugese guitar, not a mandolin

  • Needs 25 guys to play with it.

  • now play it :D

  • /watch?v=34UxZe_nWXA

    nice rock stuff, watch it :)

  • 2:38 He's talking like Stewie

  • Amazing! I wish you could remove the 'in your face' logo of the TV company. Who CARES where the clip came from?

  • i wanna kill the 413 motha fuckers

  • BFG can ply tht massive thing :D

  • And what if it rains?

  • so..umm..got any tabs how to play that big guitar? joke. great achievement dude! keep it up! :)

  • well, that's not a guitar.. its a mandolin.. or is it?

  • @DiarrheaTyphoon what? do you think that an european country like portugal has shit water like USA? this is not usa! we dont make such polution or have 46 million poor!

  • @Humberum lol water in portugal its way better. this is not mississipi!

  • @jazzmasterjesus portugal is better than the shithole you come. why is always one person trying to disrespect something that is unique, ancient, extraordinary and better? who cares about ukrainian or italian guitars? xD this stuff made the ukulele in hawai!

  • @bladehea good job responding to an 8 month old comment. and just for fun. Ya where I live is incredibly shitty, yet still 400,000 portuguese people are living in Toronto. So I guess they are conformable with leaving Lisbon for Little Lisbon. I am disrespecting when something isn't unique, but only perceived that way by xenophobes. did you know the guitar is not from portugal? and do you know the characteristics of a portuguese guitar aren't unique either.

  • @jazzmasterjesus 400.000 Portuguese in Toronto? Wow! So many? Tell me more about it, seems interesting! And this guitar isn't portuguese and isn't unique? Tell me more! You made me curious!

  • @Rotebuehl1 oh the guitar is very portuguese... it is just a very similar instrument to the oud, of arabia. I was simply (jokingly) saying the portuguese claim everything. Making reference to the portuguese relentless discovery expeditions. And yes, roughly 380,000 (stat from Census Canada) Portuguese born or 2nd gen. portuguese live in Toronto. There are more portuguese speaking individuals in Toronto than any city in the world outside of Lisbon and Rio.

  • @jazzmasterjesus

    Cool! Didn't know! It seems very much so that Portuguese keep claiming all kinds of things, that are, officially, achievements of others! Many official claims are based on biased proofs, yet fiercely maintained! A "poor nation", a "small country" seems to be inept-inapt for such deeds! Example: the first flying baloon by port/braz. Bartolomeu de Gusmão, flew 74 years before the Montgolfier brothers! To us it's unlikely 'cause the portuguese, "they claim everything"! Don't worry

  • if rain comes :/

  • what a comments

  • what if you pop a string? it would cut you in half.

  • what if you pop a string? it would cut you in half.

  • But will it blend? That is the question.

  • ...kein versand...nur selbstabholer...grins

  • It's not there anymore :(

  • Play a power E chord

  • imagine when a string brokes.. like a whip

  • So, there were 5 guys at the end. 3 guitarists, a vocalist.... WTF was the other guy doing and how much is he getting paid to do it?

  • @FretboardFan He was the counterpoint vocalist, he sings after the cut.

  • What the fuck.

    I just had an advert pop up, WHILE THE VIDEO WAS PLAYING.

  • What might happen to that guitar if it starts raining?

  • dear santa...

    

  • 0:00

    

  • Sorry, but in response to the Miracle Whip - Mayo AND Miracle Whip are disgusting. Please don't advertise them anymore.

    As for the big guitar, when do they actually play it?

  • actually action looks pretty high

  • a suggestion for Gibson Guitars: hire this guy

  • Did you listen to his name? José Mourinho, now is everything explained...

  • @thedredz It's José Amorim x)

  • If a string breaks... let the children and women run first! LOL!

  • But Can it Blend ?

  • chuck norris guitar!!

  • guitar in a guitar guitarception

  • Eu sou Português! ;D

  • "It took me as long as it takes to make a baby." I totally expected him to say 3 minutes!!

  • I'd love to see somebody sweep-picking it :D

  • The strings are like fukin power lines!!

  • does anyone know the name and/or the composer of the melody starting at 0:14 and ending at 0:44

    alguém sabe o nome e / ou o compositor da melodia a partir de 00:14 e terminando às 00:44

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  • i love portugaal +.+

  • It maight be possible to play this, but the sound would be so low, that noone could hear that. Interesting, but a little waste of money. They could make photos of the inside of a little instrument to let the people see, what's inside.

  • @sephizinho nik ta mére sale rasiste

    ta mére la putee

  • @turquie987 My point exactly

  • @sephizinho va niker ta famille qui vi dans les trou des toillette et nous les turk on tir la chasse d'eau pour qui se bart et je vniker ta mére

  • @turquie987 Even when you try to ofend me your words seem gay

  • @sephizinho ta mére les putee 

  • @turquie987 Gayyyyyyyy

  • The action looks a bit high.

  • Interesting.....but will it blend?

  • Pff my d1ck is biggest.