In thy name let us behold the father. From the depths of the waters I come, and from the depths the deep ones also have come. Hail to the ancient dreams. Hail Dagon.
This is stupid because it's like a joke. But everything that HP lovecraft wrote about is real, because there were cults worshipping Dagon, Cthulhu, the "old ones" and others way before Lovecraft was even born.
Dagon. Ancient deity of fertility and agriculture from...I forget where. Country in the middle east, I want to say Babylon. Originally represented as a half-human half-fish. Our current concept of him comes from the Jewish (and later Christian) adaptation of local religions to their own uses, followed by Lovecraft's alterations. Only distinct record I can think of is Christian Bible's Old Testament, where Dagon is represented as the/a god of the Phillistines.
hey i want to call the blond woman god of the wondrous ass so whose god do i need to screw i mean do i need to cast charm person or magic missile or maybe time stop on that woman that is near me while im standing waiting for life to flash me by im sorry just trying to be stupid while drunk in public
Actually if most people did there studies they would know is that the God you are trying to summon is a ctually God in a actual religion. Its just the game Call Of Cthulhu (a good game) Used those religions in the game. I hate it when people get so stupid like that. They think just because a religion is in a movie, Book, Or video game cant be real.
good game?? How about when you have to escape from the hotel though trial by error, watching the same cut scene with bad sound again and again while you die from missing the stupid jump? A good game? ARG, where is my blood pressure medication?
Congratulations! You get the grand prize of me actually responding to your comment, which as a rule I never do. Although I often really really want to.
The stupidity of much you YouTube folk is so incredibly astounding it gives me a splitting headache.
And as for you fellas who attempted this, nexttime do not film it or you will get no results. You are showing a magical work that goofs on here could never even begin to understand!
LARPer.
TheCaptainLulz 11 months ago
heheh 2054.....
TheGarcia350 1 year ago
ritual my ass, this is fake
stivooo 1 year ago
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V'hu-ehn n'kgnath fha'gnu n'aem'nh. V'naa-glyz-zai v'naa-glyz-zn'a cylth. I'a ry'gzengrho. I'a Dagon.
In thy name let us behold the father. From the depths of the waters I come, and from the depths the deep ones also have come. Hail to the ancient dreams. Hail Dagon.
shogunrommel 1 year ago
Where are you guys based, cos I might be interested in finding something like this to do with groups. I'm bored of solo rituals.
femoman 1 year ago
That was a load of crap
Ammyai 1 year ago
" ENglis TWAT " its best description for u
stexoon 1 year ago
U think this is fucking FUNNY?!!! FFS!!! DONT MAKE FUN OF DAGON U FUCKED MORON !!!! I HOPE U DIE IN GREATER SUFFER!!!!!!!!!! " English TWAT"
stexoon 1 year ago
It is funny! Is that deliberate?
siderespector 1 year ago
he's left handed, video game is Eternal Darkness, or Call of Cthulhu, ED is more precise.
xerxesmv 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaha!!!great!!stoners...
Alchemyth13 2 years ago
i lol'd
dartrinton 2 years ago
sounds like dagon is blowing into his bong
setiamon 2 years ago 8
Are there actually real cults who really worship the "Old Ones?"
hnoss13 2 years ago
Yes....
SonOfSkorm 2 years ago
Yep.
CzlowiekOto 2 years ago
No, though there are cults that are equally self destructive and lame.
RunandGunPictures 2 years ago
Even Dagon cant get you laid buddy.
krashly71 2 years ago 2
epic fail
arschgefickteratte 2 years ago
....And eternal darkness playing in the background. What. A. Faggot.
AdrianAnansi 2 years ago
haha fools you will never summon shit with this
cthulhu11111111 2 years ago
Like you would know, poser. To each his own. It's the WILL that matters.
caroleyene 2 years ago
wishful thinking
cthulhu11111111 2 years ago
I'd love to know what you study. Maybe I can learn something. Care to swap emails?
caroleyene 2 years ago
Cos'é? Magie? SaCRED? unfk nowz!!!!!
thanks 10000000 stars
O.s.8.
OrionisKOB8 2 years ago
hahahaha lol
chaoticsignal 3 years ago
Lol, is that Welsh or Murloc or just a bunch of prats gargling ?
formless777 3 years ago
As much as I love Lovecraft's works and Heavy Metal interests, GOD DAMN! This sucks.
It sounds more like Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars than anything else.
kaissertheswift 3 years ago 5
This is stupid because it's like a joke. But everything that HP lovecraft wrote about is real, because there were cults worshipping Dagon, Cthulhu, the "old ones" and others way before Lovecraft was even born.
And mentions of the Necronomicon too.
MoonOvIce 2 years ago
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Your lies have been documented.
RunandGunPictures 2 years ago
HAIL DAGON!!
torisan999 3 years ago
the crapiest thing i have ever seen
DoUrden458 3 years ago 3
joined a band called dagon rising, thought it was something cool, you guys are a bunch of dumbasses
ShredWithMe 3 years ago
Damn murloc
Kenzofeis 3 years ago
the game whith headfones are amazing better then a movie of horror.
manel444 3 years ago
Why have thy summoned me Noobish Metalheads! Now you are Born to burn LOL
nekrolich 3 years ago
Total garbage. Not even remotely realistic. Total n00bs.
Ognamus 3 years ago
DAGON,DAGON,DAGON IS OUR GOD.
Sulis7 3 years ago
Dagon. Ancient deity of fertility and agriculture from...I forget where. Country in the middle east, I want to say Babylon. Originally represented as a half-human half-fish. Our current concept of him comes from the Jewish (and later Christian) adaptation of local religions to their own uses, followed by Lovecraft's alterations. Only distinct record I can think of is Christian Bible's Old Testament, where Dagon is represented as the/a god of the Phillistines.
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hey i want to call the blond woman god of the wondrous ass so whose god do i need to screw i mean do i need to cast charm person or magic missile or maybe time stop on that woman that is near me while im standing waiting for life to flash me by im sorry just trying to be stupid while drunk in public
burkspatrick 4 years ago
haha nice try but it dont work u need a other ritual for it xD
and the bluub come from a glas water
midna2 4 years ago
dagon is the dragon, or serpent, sea serpent?what ever its evil remember,the dragon gives them thier power...
Americainslave 4 years ago
I like to collect magic ritul info. Good stuff. No matter how silly it's fun.
sean77741111 4 years ago
Actually if most people did there studies they would know is that the God you are trying to summon is a ctually God in a actual religion. Its just the game Call Of Cthulhu (a good game) Used those religions in the game. I hate it when people get so stupid like that. They think just because a religion is in a movie, Book, Or video game cant be real.
Clif717 4 years ago
good game?? How about when you have to escape from the hotel though trial by error, watching the same cut scene with bad sound again and again while you die from missing the stupid jump? A good game? ARG, where is my blood pressure medication?
tvdrpr 3 years ago
wow...who got the enviable job of ominous bubble blowing sound effect?
madameovary 4 years ago 2
The coolest thing about this video, is that I can hear the game Eternal Darkness in the background!
Damn, my hearing is such an unused talent.
hmurdock 4 years ago 4
Congratulations! You get the grand prize of me actually responding to your comment, which as a rule I never do. Although I often really really want to.
theClai 4 years ago
I saw you replying to other comments in your videos!
I still think Eternal Darkness is the best game I saw.
People take those "rituals" seriously. Thats funny (or tragic. hilarious either way!).
Keep it up, I want to see you guys summon a pet Shoggoth.
hmurdock 4 years ago
Damn, I thought the background was the wailing of despair from NeverWinter Nights
tvdrpr 3 years ago
@hmurdock i was going to say the same love those two games and resident evil remake
wbyyo 4 months ago
The stupidity of much you YouTube folk is so incredibly astounding it gives me a splitting headache.
And as for you fellas who attempted this, nexttime do not film it or you will get no results. You are showing a magical work that goofs on here could never even begin to understand!
phalanx237 4 years ago
I totally agree.. what a bunch of non knowing!!
goddessmelania 4 years ago 2
this is stupidity at its most stupid any of you who believe this is real deserve to be shat on
esuoheci78 4 years ago
what did you actually end up acheiving on this night? and what books would you recommend for Dagon worshipping.
ShesThe1yup 4 years ago 2
this is awesome wish i could see a little more with the camera though Dagon has always intriuged me
ShesThe1yup 4 years ago 2
DAMN!!!Ron is under water,drowning,and Harry Poter doesn't gives a shit!!!What did you ate for breakfast?Gasoline???
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skatofat 4 years ago
wh-wh-wh-wh-whut a bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-blussssssss-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed muri-ri-ri-ri-cle-cle-cle ftagn
nagasiva 4 years ago
English Twat
UKPatriotsFan 4 years ago
that's not very patriotic! lol
theClai 4 years ago
I love the audio oracle method. Well done.
fraterla93y 4 years ago 3
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :D
keithguh 5 years ago