Wisdom From Clint Eastwood

[gompth1966]

When I was single, I was happy.

When I was married, I was miserable.

I'm single again. And happy again.

[redtheda]

Holy crap, the nun is Shirley MacLaine! I'm not used to seeing her so young and beautiful.

[Razlo5000]

This is a perfect demonstration of the MRA principals on zeta masculinity. SPOT ON!!!!

[allmtrwhor3]

Like a BOSS!



[StraightOuttaDC]

That nun wanted to fuck. So transparent. And Clint isn't even trying. If there were real men on screen, men would emulate them. No wonder every action hero is some feminized member of "Holy Wood's" faggot occult. Search "The Celtic Rebel".

[TWill800]

If you havin girl problems Clint feels bad for you son. He got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one.

[sillygoose544]

Fucking MANLY. I'm taking that last line and replacing his name with mine. (That nun is pretty hot, tho. He should add her to his "women when I want 'em" list. She's begging for it.)

[mikeba6]

Words to live by

[redreaper2020]

What a real man sounds like.

[7466309change]

I laughed at that.Wisdom correct.

[Nakor420ish]

That nun looks like Reese Witherspoon. Only prettier.

[kaiser5676]

LMAO!

[Corey239]

Marriage is ok, ONLY if you find the right type of woman, if you find the wrong woman you are fukked

[Dieoxide2]

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

[hogo1]

fuck the nun Clint, look at her, she is begging for it

[CpsLock3]

@hogo1 .... I guess things like that is what created the term holy shit.

[disinfodestroyer]

and not a single fuck was given that day

[DirtyFaceCapon3]

Profound.....that really hit me deep

[badpeq]

Clint was much too kind.

"Don't you want a woman of your own?"

"You must think I'm a fucking idiot."

[murphy3162]

@badpeq Oh God almighty did I lol

[randommagnum]

She's dressed like a Catholic, but she speaks like a MORMON.

[papalolita]

A man needs a wife like a fish needs a bicycle.

[CpsLock3]

@papalolita More like a man needs a wife like a dog needs his shock collar.

[NerfDeathcoil]

If you want companionship, get a dog. They are loyal, aren't high maintenance, and won't nag or manipulate you.

[fiendin281]

what did he say at the end..? "women when i want them and men something pokin..?"

[Dablkwid0w2008]

@walleyrt69

Ya dumbass aint sure about anything KILL YOURSELF

[walleyrt69]

@fiendin281 I got it now."Women when I want em and none with the name of Hogan".That was his Charecter in the movie I guess!

[NoMansLandProduction]

haven't seen this one, I bet Clint gets laid by her :D am i right?

[irishchrisc]

Its kind of ironic being moralized about married life from a NUN.

[Jankoo7]

@irishchrisc Actually, she wasn't a nun :) Watch the film.

[irishchrisc]

@Jankoo7 Seen it. I was talking about the context of the clip.

[godlessworlds69]

@irishchrisc she wasnt a nun, she was a hooker, watch it sometime

[irishchrisc]

@godlessworlds69 I have watched it, Nun or hooker, Its ironic either way, in context of the dialogue.

[VincentPrice111]

5 people didn't like this video. Get 5 coffins ready.

[godzilla19892012]

@VincentPrice111 its 4 coffins

[godzilla19892012]

@VincentPrice111 oh nvm i see what ya did their

[VincentPrice111]

@godzilla19892012 ya but it's originaly 3 then his mistake 4

[Paulpatine]

and especially DON'T HAVE KIDS

[godzilla19892012]

clint is so right DONT GET MARRIED!!! EVER!!!!!!!

[spanglehoff]

LOL..I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT LIKE THAT.

[justlou820]

@spanglehoff Nope! LOL

[FootballNewsTeam]

He is SO AWESOME

[15551cue]

Clint Eastwood is the truth

[47plymouth]

That man is a Shakespeare!

[MovieMad007]

"my mule doesn't like it when people laugh .......he gets this crazy feeling you're laughing at him"

[freeeeelibyan]

wow i like this guy clint

[navarro31]

whats that last part? wemon when i want them and .....? any one know? i cant tell what he says!!

[stimpp]

@navarro31 i can't tell either

[clydebarrow34]

@navarro31 "women when I want'em and none with the name Hogan" (his characters last name).

[superrobottaisen]

the 2 are the best, for spaguetti western nothing like eastwood, but in the clasic concept of american western the duke is the best, in the reality the spaguetti westerns and the original westerns are diferent concepts away for each other

[doctorzom1]

You tell em Clint!

[lizgannon]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Lushdarkness]

He is the most gorgeous man in the world.

I don't give a flying fuck what anyone says.

[keithoven]

I'm a big Clint fan and my Asian wife didn't know who he was, I played her one of his movies and she was heartbroken, never seen such a handsome man in all her life,, aw well at least she doesn't know hes over 70...

[Lushdarkness]

Yeah, over 70 and still rockin'.

[teehonky]

you lookin for a sugardaddy or something? Your devotion to the man is almost perverse.........John Wayne was the man

!!

[Lushdarkness]

John Wayne is nothing compared to Eastwood. I don't care what you think.

[teehonky]

If ol duke wayne was alive..hed slap the shit outta you...and you'd love it

[WhiteDevil006]

@Lushdarkness I Agree

[sanoj52]

thats stupid

[izijuliusizi]

He said Done with them when I aint Poken lol

[utoop1985]

brilliant ..love you clint ..ur a legend..

[tomvercetti]

Now that's great advice!

[Iori400]

Now thats what i call a true Loner.

[grahammj]

he says "none with the name of Hogan"

why would he want women who are "pokin"?

[Jitpring]

It's "women when I want 'em and none when they ain't pokin.'"

[Negrodamus89]

Clint FTW :D

[daviedynamite]

ooooh yeah

[aliasnode2]

This scene only applies to those horribly narcissistic stuck-up girls who think all that matters is them.

I've got a REAL girl who's got the looks, smarts, and knows how to have fun :D

[bradless04]

yeah right dumbfuck

[Mrcliff4]

yea what ever fag

[morpheas13]

THIS SHOULD BE TEACH IN UNIVERSITIES.... god why i didn't pay attention to this wisdom 2 years ago :P

[GagsOnCMen]

@morpheas13 should be taught hahahh

[hardrockdipper]

I haven't seen all of this movie, but my dad was watching it on t.v. and it was at this scene, and we both started laughing hysterically and gave my mom a hard time...best quote ever

[alexbadfurday]

English isn't my first language, I have a hard time understanding his last line. Can somebody please tell me what does he say after "It's a great life"?

[aahhmmeedd112233]

i dunno its somthing like "women when i want em" ...and then something that sounded like "nun with the name token" ???? hahahahh

[cdubsak]

close...it's "women when I want 'em, and none with the name of Hogan"...Hogan is Eastwood's character in the movie

[mattrstudios]

"non with the name hogan"

[lestat34208]

sounds like women when I want them and none with a name taken... in other words free women none of them married??

[jreb61]

"women whenever I want them and none with the name Hogan"

[unltd679]

ROFLMAO i love Eastwood.He always say badass things.I never saw his characters say something stupid or unnecessary

[Iori400]

Yeah but its a shame that Eastwood wasn't the Badass actor he used to be.

[unltd679]

No way man watch Gran Torino i`m sure you`ll like it.

[1234Krueger]

"It's a great life!!!!"

Yiipppiiiieeeeee!!!!!

[rmstudio]

Like I always said a man with grit. Something so lacking in American Today... Their are few cowboys left in this world and Clint is one of them & Kristopherson

[JohnnybMean]

Who is "Kristopherson"?? Are you "Attempting" to reference the Singer-Songwriter/Actor/Activi­st Kris "Kristofferson"?? Hmmm...You do know that he's "VERY" Liberal...Right?

[oWnednErd]

Clint Eastwood, will you ever cease to amaze us?

[70charginglizard]

That has to be by far the most classic line ever made by my hero Clint

[jchang1985]

@70charginglizard Actually, "Do you feel lucky, punk?" is a lot more ubiquitous.

[stonedfishh]

now thats a man's man.

[70sKidVideo]

What movie was this one from?

[cholulasaucehot]

two mules for sister sarah

get with the program

[lightningmunk]

wisest philosopher with a .44 ive ever known :P

[Dodo251]

@lightningmunk Not exactly .44. More like .45 colt.

[UncleJunkyard]

wisest man I know.

better yet.

"Wahsest man Ah 'now."

[jumalala134]

yes

[Fvckinglies]

pooface99000

"good human."

LMFAO, ACTUAL EPIC.

[OrangeLady3000]

"Wome when I want them and none....." what does he say?

[OrangeLady3000]

Lol oh ok, "and none with the name of Hogan"

[SilverStar40]

thanks...i was wondering that same thing

[pouffsie]

sigh, but cute

[medow12]

hahahaha funny

[tobetamaki]

nice hahahaha

[DeAnte85]

Wonderful wise man.

[pooface99000]

good human.