Coolest NPC ever (Oblivion)

[Sky11631]

This guy is my hero too :P

[ajsaccount1991]

i prefer the argonian who always talks about rats and deer penis

[emayshar]

Whats with your voice? You sound like Screech from Saved by the Bell.

[MikeViLLaZ]

Me too brad me too

[Rantalicious]

Smoke crack and worship Satan.

[MrM0nk3y12]

Can you spawn people in Oblivion?

[bryceman274]

someone reply and tell me where this is

[33thatsme]

@bryceman274 oblivion's dark brotherhood sanctuary

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

I used to play Oblivion like you... But then I took a Skyrim to the PC.

[Fn0r1Chase]

@YouShouldTryMeInBed The only thing I like about you is your username

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

@Fn0r1Chase That's nice to know.

[Inkwaboom]

THIS GUY IS MY HEBROO!

[ArminWoW]

I played Oblivion..until I got Skyrim in the knee.

[thezodiac8973]

@ArminWoW that sucked

[NeedU2Subscribe]

HAHAHA damn!

[jefthereaper]

XD yeah my best buddy in the dark brotherhood was lucien, but he here wanted to hug me even tough ocheeva told him not to, so hes like a brother XD

[schatzkinb]

Is this why there are no children in Cyrodiil?

[Bliznode]

@schatzkinb They fled to Skyrim. Even though its 200 years later, they are still kids.

[GlibSweaterVest]

@Bliznode Babette is 300 years-old, but retains her 10-year old body since she's a vampire... All children are vampires! O_O

[chaoswarlord565]

@GlibSweaterVest Vampires, vampires everywhere

[rtwonmac]

one more reason to plat tes...

[Nardthechosen]

He was my hero too. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[masonpatrickwebb]

@Nardthechosen fail, he should have taken the arrow to the knee not you.

[Nardthechosen]

@masonpatrickwebb Haha

[a5ftw]

I used to be the coolest NPC ever. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[patrikas2]

HAHAHAHA who is this??? I need to know...

[Mate811]

@patrikas2 This is the orc from the Dark Brotherhood. He is in the Sanctuary in Cheydinhal...

[BIGgaMer50]

now i see why this is rated M.

[SirTannen]

He's so OP he can kill Children without mods.

[awsomepossum1340]

I used to play oblivion, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[HaloCockatiel]

But if you kill that's against the rules so why do you have to kill him?

[Wyrmses]

@HaloCockatiel Why do you have to kill this guy? You have to kill all the members of the sanctuary in a cleansing, to find whoever's corrupting the Black Hand.

[masticina]

I like this guy!

[fredclancy]

Lol

[QuantumSplitter]

I used to be an NPC like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[granatwarfar]

Filmed with a potato! Admit it!

[MineCraftMan666]

LOL STOP THERE TO TALK TO HIM BEFORE YOU DO IT LOL!!!

[Gjkl345]

I dropped a tear (SPOILERS) shooting arrows nonstop at him from a stealthed corner.... I couldn't fucking save atleast one T_T

[FrostmoorX]

Loved the Dark Brotherhood part, and this is one of the best of it.

[MrLlortLlort]

I wish they used the old voice actors from Oblivion in Skyrim.

It seems like every other guy has the same voice that does Ralaf's or Farkas.

[martinaee]

@MrLlortLlort That's what I keep hearing about the voice acting in Skyrim... Weird because the "variety" of voice acting/actors was so hyped by Bethesda before Skyrim's release.

[keebut]

I remember hearing this then I played oblivion funniest thing said on game! XD

[halocrafter300]

Gogron? Ohh the spaz who never eats so I had to stab him twice in the back. :(

[AreWeFamousNow]

there were nords in oblivion?

[Richitsu]

@AreWeFamousNow Are you serious? Nord has always been a playable race. The whole town of Bruma in Oblivion is basically Little Skyrim.

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

@Richitsu He's just trolling.

[jayparrish1]

@AreWeFamousNow oh my fucking god I want to punch you right now...

[iiiPunchBabies]

That laugh was what made me laugh.

[Bloopeep]

@RampartWrestling Lol I know right. But she probably tried to play tag with him xD

[RampartWrestling]

Impossible. Nord Children are fucking invincible.

[Al0neStillAlive]

@RampartWrestling True that, this guy must be a wizard.

[MrLlortLlort]

Lmao the Dark Brotherhood is so fucked up!

[CameronW996]

its funny how he talks about a girls birthday party when there are no children in Oblivion !

[Arcian]

@CameronW996 Of course there are no children in Oblivion. He killed them all.

[aarondavid826]

too bad you have kill that orc in another mission

[iamdooingyermom]

Brad is my hero!!!!

[alternativehero]

in skyrim the cool one in the assassins guild is a 10 year old girl

[blazethekiller11]

@alternativehero

300 year old girl XD

[crazylegscena]

@alternativehero

Shes like 300...

[richarddp11]

anyone hear him say "when you've got raw skill" and his reply was "i have no skill" its at 0:09

[sexyliciousmexican]

@richarddp11 He says "Wait, I want a bonus."

not "I have no skill." haha

[magictouch115]

If you find a guy murdering a 5 year old girl a hero you should probably go see a doctor lol.

[117starpower]

cant wait for buying skyrim even though it come out already but right now i have not enough money to buy it so i have to wait a little

[X3n0nFr33k]

@117starpower mow some lawns you lazy ass i wouldve gotten the 60 bucks in one day just because its skyrim

[117starpower]

@X3n0nFr33k jesus fucking christ chill the fuck down dude i already got the game i forgot i had confirmation for not so long ago so i used them to buy skyrim jesus chill down

[X3n0nFr33k]

@117starpower how was i angry?

[ForestSpyer257]

hater: this video suc-

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[gso619]

@ForestSpyer257 tour hating has been noticed by an unknown force

[nickrohn93]

@ForestSpyer257 You have committed crimes against the empire and her people, what do you have to say for yourself?

[visiousgodofwar]

@ForestSpyer257 XD

[holanoobs]

@ForestSpyer257 HALT!

[xXyourmomsballsXx]

lord rugdumph is vastly superior.

[WiggieWomper]

I hat little kids so Gogron has my respect

[MisterScorpius]

@WiggieWomper You must have a pretty big hat.

[WiggieWomper]

@MisterScorpius I meant to type hate.

[tesSKYRIMaddict]

i love the dark brotherhood my favroite contract is when you kill her father on the quest

Whodunit?

[georget1103]

i wish i didnt have to kill gogron he's one of my favorite characters

[GamZeR20CeNtRy]

what weapon did he have

[3EEEthan]

Heres my theory! Either the kids were all killed by this guy, or they all went to skyrim, or they're older like 18 years old and we can't tell who's still a kid.

[MrHstyle]

@3EEEthan Skyrim is set 200 years after oblivion....sooooooo...he killed all the kids...lol

[Mare123king]

And THIS is why there are no kids in Oblivion.

[Acidmagic22]

just wait until he must kill him

[Sekair]

*killed that Orc because he killed a five-year-old and got kicked out of the dark brotherhood but the wrath of sithis never killed me*

[haydengreen11]

no wonder theres no kids in oblivion he killed them all then probly ate them

[TheAppleMan100]

No wonder there's no kids in Oblivion. he killed them all.

[wesyesart]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[OblivionZealot]

To bad you have to kill him :/

[ponyslaystation77]

@inphasesith your excused

[Deadlybrownboy]

Those Orismer are pretty aggresive, even they are Elves. ;)

[WRETCHEDxSINNER]

lol a nerd in backround

[VanguardCourier]

Dark Brotherhood for the win.

[Patton8675309]

I made an orc that looked just like him.... meh.... i like Agronak Gro-malog better.... he's actually a challenge to kill.

[Jimmithesith]

my favorite NPC is the orc from Slash 'n Smash, he is BIG time awesome, and own a BIG bad-ass shop's name!

[357BlahEn]

NO! That orc slayed one of my fellow Nords! Hes gonna get a whompin! Where do I find him? He's gonna get a glass shortsword in the face soon enough!

[rak1445]

@357BlahEn That would be hard.

[lolzz19]

@357BlahEn You are not going to find him.

[SASOcommander]

@19mordred

Cheydinhal i believe no skingrad

[mosu95]

THIS GUY IS MY HEROOO!!! LoL

[chandler191]

no the coolst npc would be the 1 tht gives u a doggy dog

[DemonPazuzu666]

Sheogorath is the greatest character in all of the elder scroll games.

[someoneinexistance]

@DemonPazuzu666 i agree.

[MyAwesome420]

PENIS!

[TheKikoren]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA i nurdgasmed all over the floor 'twas messy!

[crashnburner187]

Orc: *talks about murdering a five year old girl*

Guy: THIS GUY IS MY HERO!

[TheTruthHurts100100]

@crashnburner187 yeah but sheogorath would rape that little girl then hang her dead body above his throne for his own amusment

[crashnburner187]

@TheTruthHurts100100 yes. sheogorath pwns all. Let us celebrate his awesomeness. CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

Actually, scrap that. Cheese for no-one.

[Etrajbe]

@crashnburner187 CANT WAIT TO DIVE INTO SKYRIM :d many more years of adventures and NPC awesomeness to be discovered xD

[crashnburner187]

@Etrajbe Yeah. I hope it's at least half as awesome as morrowind.

[PitnLinkProductions]

"THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!" Gogron is amazing. Plus you get free armor when you have to kill him :3

[TalonMercenary]

@PitnLinkProductions and an enchanted weapon :)

[ZakumTree]

Demented.... I LOVE IT!

[SanguivorousRevenant]

I was beyond happy when I killed him. 'Who needs magic items' indeed..... :F

Vengeance for the Nord girl! B<

[Macder10]

Sheogorath is the cooles NPC everytime you talk to him he says something like: go away before i change my mind,or my mind changes me xD

[smodged]

Nobodys said Sir Mazoga the Orc? Shes a harddcore orc Knight-errant of the white stallion!

[bitdinver]

Where is that guy?

[19mordred]

@bitdinver hes in the dark brotherhoods hideout in Skingrad

[deathjudge2006]

End-HA HA this guy is my hero

Funny thing is that I said the exact same thing after talking to him XD

[XoPOOKIEoX]

Why are there no Lances or Spears in Oblivion.

[Druscaelan]

coolest guy is lucien lachance

[TheBreakingEarth]

Sheogorth will pwn this guy by just snaping his finger

[rammice]

Hey what weapon does he have?

[ninamori13]

killing him was fun, i never talked to him mush though so i didn't know about this. I was only sad that I had to kill the ass cat guy after he started being nice...

[CAPTBUBBA999999]

lol i walk around and kill ppl, then i killed lucian lachance for callin me a murderer when i went to sleep

[EvilLamas]

Ice Cold.

[veldross1]

DIS GAI IZ MAI HEEROW!!!!!

[DeadmanDave]

Coolest NPC ever?! No freaking way!!!

He's one of the most sickening NPCs ever!

He murdered an innocent little girl!

That's why I killed him.

[Fuckingflesheater]

@DeadmanDave Nope he's the coolest

[ironmaidenrlz1]

@DeadmanDave no you did that coz u were told to... fuckin jackassssss

[gideon001]

@DeadmanDave it's the dark brotherhood, you thought mabey they were gonna volunteer at soup kitchens or something?

[Nithor666]

@DeadmanDave Sheogorath enough said.

[joshinator13]

He should have said "Sure. Wanna hear a joke? What did the Jester say to the five year old girl at her birthday party? Surprise!" *Kills*

[haVocHWC3]

YES! I was so sad when you were forced to kill him though. He was the best.

[Quesadilla117]

Monty Python and the Dark Brotherhood

i can see it now...

[wolftyu]

this guis is my hiro

[jessnima]

"no, i am the messenger of death :D <3 "

[joshinator13]

Any way to get this guy's sword? It looks awfully similar to the sword I tend to use in most games,....

[Synsacrus]

@joshinator13 Yeah if you don't mind spoilers.

[Bitemis]

@joshinator13 I'm pretty sure it's a daedric/dremora battleaxe.

[joshinator13]

@Bitemis Hmm, it looks like a sword to me. I'll look into finding it though if possible.

[MrSleep1980]

@joshinator13 thats an axe...

[kungfubellydancer]

The Adoring Fan said, "This guy is my hero!" As the grand champion I feel utterly betrayed.

[Otobob]

No the coolest NPC is Sheogorath

[MrGotyouto]

@Otobob 2nd coolest then =P

[337camo]

@Otobob Who is that? I dont think i ever found that person.

[ArsenRANGER]

@337camo He's from the Shivering Isles expansion. I think he's one of the first(If not first) NPCs you meet.

[337camo]

@ArsenRANGER Oh ok. I never had the Shivering Isles expansion. A funny NPC is that Argonian that talks about powdered deer penis. I think he's in Bravil.

[ArsenRANGER]

@337camo LOL

[337camo]

@ArsenRANGER Know who i'm talking about? He's an argonian. It's either his name is Weebam-Na or he lives with Weebam-Na.

[Otobob]

@337camo He can only be found in the shivering isles. Its a dlc

[337camo]

@Otobob Yea i know now someone else told me. Thanks though. You got Skyrim? I have it and it's bad ass!

[0masakra0]

lol you have a voice of a bosmer

[gringolazlo]

After all the trouble bethesda go in stopping child killing... they describe it instead.. a giant orc smashing a warhammer over a 5 year old girls head at her fucking birthday party. Who even invited him?

[Mouseguy44]

@gringolazlo SITHIS MUTHA' FUCKA'

[nickelboy2]

@gringolazlo i invited him :P

[Jackalope20051]

*SPOILER*

did it hurt when you had to kill that dude?

[wzs5000]

@smileyking96 XDXDXD LOLLOLOLOLOL i cant stop LOLing!

[Gellvos]

Too bad he missed the Adoring fan....

[reedscott3]

Guess what he did with the body! Then he ate her pony.

[JDimitrius433]

He must have eaten all the children in Cyrodiil to get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of his mouth.

[relucifer69]

captain smash - o - lot and his friend over at sheogorath's shrine are killing and eating all the children in cyrodiil... hide yo' kids hide yo' wife and hide yo' husbands cuz they killing and eatin' everybody out there!!!

[leatherdust]

You've got some nerd sqeaks goin on there.

[Dasporemaster77]

lol at 0:40nerd voice sqeak

[timmeh231]

@Dasporemaster77

what

[Dasporemaster77]

@timmeh231 didnt u hear it

[Dasporemaster77]

lol at 0:40

[wtf93931]

He's even better if you play as an orc.

[dondeadra]

0.28 epic moment whahah HAHA  replay HAHA replay HAHA

[darwars420]

with that deathly chuckle...

[TheFanefjord]

where are that guy