SHOENICE22 STANDUP COMEDY ROUTINE

[dillwan1]

bro your a wild card and i respect your stunts

[MapleMeringue]

What are you holding?. You should eat it

[kytrader007]

Can't friend on facebook, can only subscribe... woh woh wohhh

[timtheguy]

Hey I'm a fan,an you should your cats cat litter!

[HuskyCOGtnt118]

I would pay to watch that shit

[HuskyCOGtnt118]

I would pay to se that joke

[trapegons]

I had heard like half of these stories from you before. But still good!

[MrYoudoober]

hilarious!

[NYSEGOP]

EVERYBODY WRITE TO MGM GRAND AND TELL THEM TO HIRE THIS GUY. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

[cassavetes1024]

Rupert Pupkin much?

[D3ADLY666]

Lol that was good

[loki1607]

you really need to get a life. If you had some friends you wouldn't have so much time to eat and joke about your life.

[Reboottear]

@loki1607 just leave him alone

[AshBlue1989]

@loki1607 - Stop watching his videos?

[Skeith0X]

@loki1607 yo real talk....ur a fag.....shoenice is a legend

[chchchririssJr]

@loki1607 all talk all talk fagget. hes all beast'd up! shoenice keep doin what yur doin!

[JamesWorley]

You are a fan of the Dice Man, arent you?

[crowsell2008]

This is AWESOME!

[CosmoForTheWin]

yo man good comedy cut back on the "im tellin ya"

[Squallzy13]

Nice wall

[goonsauce]

Better than 99% of people could do.

[6cheeze7]

lol put me on your wall Big Cheeze

[420jdb]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! If you came to my city and tried to do stand up you'd get so much shit thrown at you... And I live in Canada where most of the country smokes pot. I would personally light a bag of shit on fire and throw it at you before you could even waddle your fat ass out on stage to collapse it

[southmtn2013]

@420jdb relax man. It's not like he was on Letterman.

[Mohrkai]

@420jdb as much as any fat guy would laugh at your comment, in thinking 'man, that's so funny, when's your next?' i'd have to say lighting a bag of shit on fire and throwing it is probably the worst part of what you typed. therefore you suck harder! surely you could've done better than that canadian boy, afterall.. aren't canadians jokes anyway?

[climb2safety09]

Eat cow penis

[JackIsASexyMf]

You're a funny guy shoenice

[DotWhoCares]

It was great! I loved it Shoenice , can i get my name added to the blue screen ?

[heat4yoass]

I can speak for everyone here, we want an encore!

Whoever has you for an Uncle or Father is a lucky kid.

[ohhyeeeeeee]

rodney dangerfield

[SachTard]

this is fucking gold mate, keep working on presenting it, and youll be amazing

[ANTENT937]

I would watch you on comedy central, especially if you ate crazy things on stage

[NpJJcow]

ahhahahsahah i loved it laughed the whole time

[techfanatix]

Start rapping !

[shoenice22]

@techfanatix OK

[bmxrider222]

5:26 LOL! "if you got weed.... smoke it!"

[shoenice22]

@bmxrider222 LMAO

[MrEric0288]

u r funny then katt williams

[shoenice22]

@MrEric0288 AWESOME

[TransMissioning]

Lancome?? Really? lol. 

[shoenice22]

@TransMissioning RIGHT

[TransMissioning]

@shoenice22 i would have pegged you for a nivea mens kinda guy



[TheyCallMeKD]

im tellin ya

[shoenice22]

@TheyCallMeKD LOL

[django60617]

2:29 best downs joke ever!

[shoenice22]

@django60617 THAANNK YOOUU

[crazygarry13]

your impression of an announcer sounds like kermit the frog lol

[shoenice22]

@crazygarry13 I CAN DO HIM AWESOME

[crazygarry13]

lol my penis was so small my girl left me for my index finger after prom night

[shoenice22]

@crazygarry13 LAFT MY ASS OFF

[xchalk]

send me a reply to this comment

[shoenice22]

@xchalk HELLO XCHALK

[TheRandomandImmature]

Man I'm tellin ya... (LOVE THAT LINER)

[shoenice22]

@TheRandomandImmature LOL

[TheGreysagenda]

@shoenice22

one of the phrases available on the shoenice22 action figure

'well basically...'

'man I'm tellin ya...'

'Thank Youuuu'

'BITCHES'



[TheMazaxist]

very good shoenice!!! some funny stuff !

[shoenice22]

@TheMazaxist THAANNK YOOUU

[shoenice22]

@shoenice22 THAANNK YOOUU

[Alkahest3388]

Relax a bit, Schewe. You seem more tense. Act like you're talking to us instead of just reciting your routine. If you work on your timing and delivery, you'd be hilarious.

[shoenice22]

@Alkahest3388 LMAO..I DID STANDUP FOR YEARS..THIS IS A PARODY OF IT

[shoenice22]

@Alkahest3388 LOL.. I WAS DOING A PARODY..I DID STANDUP FOR YEARS..I KILLED CROWDS

[gitarguy222]

wicked jokes! screw the haters!

[shoenice22]

@gitarguy222 THAANNK YOUU

[Jbam619]

i wish my family tree was shaped like a pot leaf....

[shoenice22]

@Jbam619 LMAO

[TheMiddleCheek]

i really want to know what he is looking at while he did this

[shoenice22]

@TheMiddleCheek MY ROCKY BLOWUP PUNCHING BAG

[MILEYANDJACOBSHOW]

add me!

[shoenice22]

@MILEYANDJACOBSHOW OK

[soulshaker205]

Not bad Shoenice! 

[shoenice22]

@soulshaker205 THAANNK YOOUU

[jweezy1711]

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW. - Steve Jobs

[RenderedRadical]

Do you have a pay pal set up?

[shoenice22]

@RenderedRadical YES..schewe.chris@yahoo.com

[ISnixI]

Not gonna lie... I'm a huge stand-up fan and this material has potential, hard to say since you weren't in front of an audience but its actually good material if executed properly.

[shoenice22]

@ISnixI I DID IT FOR YEARS..A;WAYS KILLED THE CROWDS

[iliasdenezis]

Hey , you noticed I`m stoned...

[shoenice22]

@iliasdenezis LOL..YES

[timinni]

your funny dude get into comedy before you eat something that kills you. p.s id love to be on that wall!

[shoenice22]

@timinni ADDED YOU..I DID STANDUP FOR YEARS..NOW ITS YOUTUBE

[laggy967]

''applause..applause..applause­'', THAAAANK YOOUUUU!

[shoenice22]

@laggy967 LOL

[campbpar]

Well, you are a consummate entertainer.

[shoenice22]

@campbpar THAANNK YOOUU

[nicklanphier1]

that was good man. enjoyed it. i kno u said this is the only stand up routine vid u will make, but i say u should make another this stuff was funny

[shoenice22]

@nicklanphier1 THAANNK YOOUU

[kkboy888]

Thumbs up for Shoenice22 has awesome standup talang! =)

[shoenice22]

@kkboy888 THAANNK YOOUU

[leannaramadingdong]

That was funnier than Dane Cook. Seriously.

[shoenice22]

@leannaramadingdong AWESOME..THANKS

[kkboy888]

Shoenice listen to me good, This is what you should do for a living! jesus christ your really funny man i really men it. You should do some standup a couple of weeks and earn some money to start the production of your shirt and even maybe a website. What I really mean is that you have talent man!! I loved every second of this standup act. Please shoenice keep on with the standup AND your crazy stunts to ofcource. And one more thing please write me on your wall, I would be honored. keep it up! =)

[shoenice22]

@kkboy888 DID STANDUP FOR 10 YEARS..ALL DONE WITH DRUNKS

[BKal82]

yes! do more of these! :D

[shoenice22]

@BKal82 NOPE

[chasonmasterson]

lol can you put my name ,covering everyone elses then after my name i t sais screw you to all im covering lol

[shoenice22]

@chasonmasterson NO

[RETERFgb]

sorry chris but this kinda sucked. ive heard you say all of these jokes atleast 3 times before

[shoenice22]

@RETERFgb READ THE OTHER COMMENTS..THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU DICKWAD

[ShxdowzHD]

can you add me to your wall please shoenice :)?

[shoenice22]

@ShxdowzHD JUST DID

[MasterGhilieman]

shoenice, put me up there! on the wall!

[4HitsWilystyle]

reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

is this it? u only have one act? cause every line u used we have heard em several times threw your vids.

I like you and your vids and I love stand up comedians, this I would have to give maybe a 5-6 outta 10. maybe it was the recording and sound and no audience, cant wait to see the new one.

just my opinion bud.

viva la shoe!

[shoenice22]

@4HitsWilystyle THERE WONT BE A NEXT ONE..THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVENT WATCHED MY VIDS

[phillydoughboy]

dudeee ur amazing

[shoenice22]

@phillydoughboy THAANNK YOOUU

[ElectrumShiv]

Don't give up your day job... Oh wait. :D

[shoenice22]

@ElectrumShiv YOU SHOULD GIVE UP 'YUR' DAY JOB

[sukablianah2]

Hey Chris! Just wondering, have you shot that HD picture of the wall? And can you give a link to it please. Cause i didnt see my name, but it should be there, just wanna check

[shoenice22]

@sukablianah2 NOT YET

[ciaraelaine2011]

LOL you sound like Kermit in your intro. :D

[shoenice22]

@ciaraelaine2011 I DO A GREAT KERMIT IMPERSONATION

[kittyhelmetmilos]

keep up the good work shoey

im loving it

[shoenice22]

@kittyhelmetmilos HEY..THATS THE MCDONALDS SLOGAN..THAANNK YOOUU

[TheSnazzyX3]

Write me on the wall next to sumbootysneo breh

[shoenice22]

@TheSnazzyX3 OK

[Dismal626]

@shoenice22 Write me too!! i dont care where

[MajorCoffey]

Pretty good ;) Though you say "I'm tellin' ya" too often! :D

BTW: Can you please add me to the wall too? :)

[shoenice22]

@MajorCoffey YES

[jonsi666]

Can you add me to the wall shoenice? <3

[shoenice22]

@jonsi666 YES

[cnashrun5]

can i get added on the wall?

[shoenice22]

@cnashrun5 JUST ADDED YOU

[cnashrun5]

@shoenice22 THANK YOOUU

[TechnoDogge]

I was waiting for him to eat the bottle he was speaking into... :P

[shoenice22]

@TechnoDogge LOL..TOO BIG

[shoenice22]

@RsRibbons ????

[shoenice22]

@RsRibbons I JUST DID

[andrewhs34]

HAHAHAH this is fuckin hilarious

[shoenice22]

@andrewhs34 THAANNK YOOUU

[mazotu]

Get me on that wall!!! :) On the space on the left !

[shoenice22]

@mazotu OK BRO..JUST WROTE YOU

[shoenice22]

@mazotu I THINK I DID RIGHT..ITS ABOVE THE HOLE IN THE SHEET

[mazotu]

@shoenice22 Woo.

[shoenice22]

@RsRibbons I JUST DID

[Matthollomew]

@RsRibbons you a gay nigga

[shoenice22]

@Matthollomew LOL

[datZipzi]

Hahaha.. Made me chuckle shoenice :D

[shoenice22]

@datZipzi COOL..THANKS

[Astrix321]

can i be on the famous wall? (:

[shoenice22]

@Astrix321 JUST ADDED YOU

[Linda5584]

omg can i be written on the blue wall? :D

[shoenice22]

@Linda5584 JUST ADDED YOU

[EasedBluntman]

.........o.O...... occupy reference xD xD :)))

[shoenice22]

@EasedBluntman LOL..I STUDDERED FOR A MINUTE THERE

[EasedBluntman]

pot seeds = deer in the road. check

[shoenice22]

@EasedBluntman LOL

[psychicpebbles]

This is actually really good. The only reason people hate it is because there's no laughter, thus making it more awkward.

You should try filming yourself in a comedy club next time to avoid "THIS SUCKS", the audiences laughter and reaction would really make it better.

Great job though.

[shoenice22]

@psychicpebbles I DONT DO STANDUP ANYMORE..ADD IN LAUGHTER FOR ME

[zHodgsonnnnn]

i wish to be on your blue wall :)

[shoenice22]

@zHodgsonnnnn JUST WROTE YOU ON IT

[zHodgsonnnnn]

@shoenice22 Thankyou! :D

[79tazman]

LOL You B Crazy Shoenice LOL

[shoenice22]

@79tazman THAANNK YOOUU

[areology]

Terrible, terrible, terrible stand up routine.

[shoenice22]

@areology BLOW ME ASSHOLE

[Nuetful]

LOLOL 0:21-0:36 way to welcome the audience! 

[LuneyTune72]

That "starving in the living room" joke was used on the TV show Rosanne.

[PureBullcrap]

Funny.

[abighairywoman]

YOU RECYCLE THE SAME JOKES LIKE EVERY 20 VIDEOS WTF SHOENICE

[tricks888skills]

no affence man ur black and u have a nice pair of tits TELL YA BOYFRIEND TO SIT DOWN looooooool

[tricks888skills]

im telling ya

[inkster69]

this was stupid.

[crazyskateboardguy1]

ya

[FMFlax44]

Funny as hell Shoey

[DirtyBird760]

I THINK YOU NEED SOME DRAMITIC PAUSES BUT BESIDES THAT PRETTY GOOD

[garyle1]

lol

[Flynnyboy13]

hysterical, especially the talking to the audience parts

[xluongbrox]

LMFAO!!!! AMERICAS NEXT GREATEST COMIC

[baar34]

the pages were to sticky you went right from the womens clothing to the kids toys --> best line!

[oSketchMastao]

LOL

[bunniescankill]

I love the joke about bad credit and the small penis. made me lol.

[shoenice22]

@bunniescankill THAANNK YOOUU

[ayeo0itsbes]

No A's just Haze hahaha

[NsrSince01]

You had me at 0:35! I'll fuck you later!

[attibeth]

@AnonWkdClown Stay safe.

[ducktape775]

ladies of gentlemans