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  • sad

  • Did you read in the Ocean-newspaper for fishes and ocean-natives? All about one million sharks was killed by humans only this year and they complain about one guy, who was go there volutarily and had an accident. My god. Realise, that we don´t have anything to do in the livingroom of a shark. But if we go there, we have to take the risk!

  • Surf Beach..That's in my home town... crazy..

  • Meow meow you sound like a damn shithead... i can't believe they let you off the hook at that party fuck horse...

  • you are such a fucking asshole i wish you can just fuck off the net you make youtube suck fuck off. ...

  • cretin born from incest.

  • you are SO UGLY!!!

  • vai a cagare

  • hey it says review not the video

    

  • jesus lame arse!

  • That is the most articulate shark I've ever seen...and the doofiest!

  • u suck

  • only a blabla

  • who care

  • 666 dislikes, coincidense?

  • You look like you have a vag on your chin - get rid of it -your fat you cant hide behind a bit of pubic chin hair-

  • smart people don't play in shark water. stupid people volunteer to feed sharks.

  • you guys are rude.....most of you guys dont even know how to spell, so you guys do not have the right to judge someone. i think that it was a great topic to discuss because it brings caution to people who like to swim into shark alley. thats all i have to say

  • fuck you fat bitch!

  • Hey Porky, your heads on crooked...

  • @DrunkinFerretFace I like funny usernames!! Your comment was perfect for this dork.

  • MAN, YOU ARE A JOKE!

  • Sorry, I couldn't watch your video, my retard alarm was set off by your crooked baseball cap and your face.

  • He had an error in the title:

    *fat pig killed in shark attack.

    BO BO BO BOlosse

  • Soon as i saw that red light sabre i hit pause, posted this comment and got the fuck outta here.

  • fuck U

  • useless!

  • original fatty waiting to be eaten by another fat faggy

  • Noob)

  • hey it's seth from superbad

  • fatty fatty boom boom want a donut

  • halt die fresse assi!

    

  • Stupido, bego lo, bastardo, bangsat lo, monkey boy-o, anak monyet lo, what a fag, banci gila !!!

  • You felt wrong you fat gay guy.

  • voce fala demais !!

  • What a bag of douche! We come here to see video of the damn thumbnail you put up jerkoff!

  • Fuck nerd noob virgin, thats your future, no girl, no friends no family, only your pc

  • Youtube should create a CRAP section, so that users can move this kind of stuff out of the way. It's time we started a campaign here to get Youtube to clean up their act. This site is snowballing into the world's sewer for mentally retarded fagots who have nothing to do in their miserably empty lives. It's like trying to find edible food in a trash can.

    If you like this idea, copy and paste it on every "video" that you find is a pathetical waste of time.

  • SETH FROM SUPERBAD

  • hahahahahha je comprand pas tout ce qui dit ms il es moche hahahaha

  • Waste of fucking time, thanks for nothing faggot

  • fat

    

  • why do yall do these video noone wants to here yall talking show a fucking video

  • BLAAAA.....BLAA....BLA....BLAA­AAAAAA.

  • i got to say something....NO ONE CARES! how about that. ^_^

  • A face only a base ball bat could fix. Anyone else want to take a whack?

  • Where in the name of all that is good did you go wrong.If i wanted an anchorman for news I would have looked up waste of time idiots.Is it the attention span or Ritalin induced comments we wish not to hear.

  • So tired of retards posting interesting thumbnail pics and then posting a stupid video of them talking. Especially the people trying to the the cut frame fast talk current events.

  • Fuck off you fat cunt!!!

  • ummm wtf dude, you just read articles off the web and post it on youtube?

    why???

  • I cant believe the amount of cruelty out there in blogland. Such judgmental idiots out there.

  • do you think you can actually do something on youtube??

  • Ok i'll leave a comment, i think you are retarded and i also believe in your head you think people want to see YOU talking about something that happened somewhere in the world as if we really need YOU to tell us about shit that happened somewhere.

  • Get a girl friend, but you are so ugly fat my friend. Dont eat so much Hamburgers, greetz from good old Germany........ha...ha...ha !!

  • fuck you asshole

  • this video is a complete...waste...of...time..­.

  • Stop bullying him coz his weight

  • your a feegget bitch i hate your videos

  • we dont want you as a youtube news reporter, look at the dislike bar, get a life

  • @magnusalexa ill fuk ur mother in her ass faggot

  • You are verry fat my friend ! Please try to loose weight, you look better on radio.

  • @MrTheEvilgerman ur moms could use a fat cock in her ass pussy ahah

  • you fucking suck

    

  • Stupid fat dumbfuck!! Get a life!

  • do you do that to be "writtenlly" abused by hundreds of people?! you should be banned from Youtube, F* retard!!

  • Thats sad 21 = likes and 434= dislikes

  • Fat

  • When there are sharks in the water do not swim where it is deep.

  • this fuck nooob again

  • man.. some of theese guys are total ASSHOLES.

    

  • fatt boy go home to ur mama

  • @REEVES2006able He is sitting at home with his mama... Where did you think he filmed this??

  • wala kng magawa fat crazy man

  • 20 foot long? yeh right

  • STOP BEING DOOSH BAGS AND PUT A SUPPORTIVE COMMENT BECAUSE PUTTING BAD COMMENTS IS JUST MAKING YOU THE BIGGEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD ANYWAYS ATLEAST HE HAS FUN DOING VIDS AND TO THE GUY WHO MADE THIS VID GOOD JOB :)

  • Poor fat guy.

  • GET A LIFE YOU FUCKER.

  • when did this happen?

    

  • dude get a life!shut the fuck up!

  • I WOULD GLADLY KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS CHUNKYY!

  • what a waste of time, yet again another person on youtube wasting time with a pointless video about nothing, you will never be famous stop trying on youtube

  • After 390 dislikes and only 17 likes (I'm sure those were all the same person....the guy who made the film) maybe it's time to remove this video. Or least the thumbnail you're using to lure people into watching you...........WHO DON'T REALLY WANT TO WATCH YOU!!!!!!

  • lose the wife beater, the soul patch and 50 lbs.

  • fagg

    

  • You look cool

  • this dudes fucken lame!

  • Dude. Really. If you don't have a V I D E O of the shark attack, please don't waste our time with news that we could've gotten from CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, RADIO or some ratty local station. You're wasting our time with this drivel.

  • take that hat off and clean your room... dude seriously everyone in the world can see this.

  • fat crap!!!

    

  • They make hater-aid to damn affordable these days.

    keep doing your thing VVV!

  • tool

  • You have a great face for radio.

  • thanks for wasting my time !!

  • Get a real job, VVV.

  • How many of you news reading boneheads are out there. Get a real job.

  • On a scale of one to shut the fuck up, if this fat fuck doesn't die soon, I'll be the one to kill him. Fucking ugly piece of shit.

  • fuck you mother!

  • 1:02 I will never get back, ever...

  • Dont Hate!

  • FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU 

  • Another fat american that sits at his computer talking about shite

    The only good thing about this topic is it was an american kid that

    got eaten

    1 less yank in the world is good in my book

  • will wait for the next retard to post a vid bout some fat fuck run over while playing on the hiway...... seriously get a life you stain

  • wtf are these retard up to aye...making videos like this....dont you have friends or at least something better t do with your time..fuck man go play on the hi way or something do youtube and us a favour

  • i hate this crap, i wanted to see a video not some meat doing a commentary!

  • sweet pink room

  • sucky shit fat lump lard

  • This guys is so worldly for just sitting on his fat ass all day, locked in his room while his mom fucks the pizza delivery guy

  • WTF MAN WORST VID EVER MY GOD U FKING FAT ASS

  • Who needs to look at this dumbass tub of lard

  • YOU FUCKING SUCK WHY DONT YOU GO WORKOUT YOU FAT SHIT.

  • you suck balls

  • well its like going into the mountains & getting attacked by a bear, same 4 sharks, its there domain, we enter at our own risk

  • Dude please put a bag oveR youR head, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. You aRe as insteResting as a fucking chia pet... subscRibe. Please post this on the bland as wet toast website.... yawn

  • Sound's like you just want subscriber's, your voice is more dull then my sex life. Not cool bro, shit is gay. And f*&% NO i'm not subscribing unless you blow me first. Bitch...

  • I don't believe sharks really pick and choose to the point that they mistaken a man on surfboard for being a turtle or seal... They bite at everything! You bleed, you die! Much like a Lion or bear. Depending on how hungry and what's available. Sorry about the boogie boader! The theory of the statistics that say you're more likely to get hit by lightning than bit by shark, doesn't make sense just don't expose yourself to these threats! thanks for your report.

  • daaaaa... gordo puto!!

  • The guy in this video is really, really phony.

  • im honestly sorry people are so rude. :c

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  • Douche!

  • JESUS... can i actually see videos or do i have to listen to a bunch of retards trying to start a blog that no one cares about... Do these people realize how many dislikes they have..

  • so an attack posted but all we got was yr fuckin ugly face crappin on...yadda yadda yadda

  • omg calm down ppl what a bunch of losers you can post whatever you want on you tube so stop bashing and thanx for the news

  • @nourswwe123 Yea u can post what you want, but ur going to get critisized for it, he would disable comment's if he got his feeling's hurt.

  • Dude clean your dorm room

  • Fuck these people and their god damn misleading thumbs. Turn your hat a little more to the side you dirty wigger.

  • Yeah, dirka dirka dirka......fark! Time for a shave imbecile!

  • UCSB student fails biology......marine biology.....so what?

  • holy shit you can read a fucken article on yahoo before you check your email -_-

  • thanks for nothin fekwad.

  • come bosta e morre seu viado

  • Wash that dirt off your chin and straighten out your hat, it's crooked.

  • havent you got anything better to do

  • yor fater than shit bitch your the one that ate the dood probly fattttttttttttttttttttttttt asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • you fuckin moron get a fuckin life you should have been on that coast that shark you talk about would have a feist godam fuckin idiot waiste my valuable time to look at you donkey face.

  • like if you think this peanut is just like Jonah Hill haha

  • you suck because some were sad so fuck you

  • maby when i die i'll see him

  • y'all just need to shut up and think bout what ur sayin. what if someone said that to u. its not nice and its not cool to watch someone else get killed in real life. thats justs gross if u like watchin someone get killed

  • Yeah thanks for the heads up buddy. I can read though, thanks.

  • No one will ever subscribe, but for you how about a subscription for a bow flex you fat hunk of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @POONdominator  haha whata good cunt

  • god damn you're a douche bag!

  • you fail you dont even show us pictures dumbshit

  • @almosteverybodycommenting

    You guys are probably all have so low self esteem you have to insult some dude who decides to show himself on the internet, he probably even reads several of the comments and laughs at your stupidity rather than cry or slit his wrists or has suicidal thoughts. You're all hopeless, he doesn't really give a shit because he'll show himself and get ridiculed by you guys and not say something about it.

  • bakayarou

  • yea yea TALK, TALK, TALK ,TALK, TALK, we're hoping for some action not to hear all your bull$hits or something

  • fuck you bro, dont trick people in to watching ur stupid fucking videos, fuck you bro. FLAGGED

  • PPL PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR MAN!!!!! HE JUST WANTS TO INFORM US TO BE SAFE AND LOOK OUT FOR THEM IF WE EVER TRAVEL TO SANTA BARBERA!!!!! SERIOUSLY IMAGINE IF THIS WAS YOUR VIDEO AND EVERYONE IS SAYING YOU ARE A BTICH A CUNT AN IDIOT AND YOU ARE GUY AND YOUR A MUTANT FUCKER OR WHATEVER!!! THE POOR GUY!!! STOP IT YOU GUYS!!! GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF MAKING PPL FEEL BAD!!!

  • Fat cunt

  • im more interested at reading these comments then watching the vid

  • Hah i came here expecting a shark attack.

    But i see two Caterpillar are attacking this mans forehead instead.

  • dog u r fucking gay ass bitch if u gunna put a video on here learn to show clips of what u talking about... because nobody wants to here your bitch ass. and if i had to follow u on twitter id go load my gun up and blow my brains all over tha place

  • jajajaj piece of fool....

  • hope your ass gets eaten off by 1 a those big bastards-yeah eats your sorry ass up 1 bite at a time

  • AND SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

    

  • a 19 year old lost his life and use want to admire him getting eating that s SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFULL ALL OF USE GET A LIFE

  • hey, great video...go fuck your self!

  • nobody wants to see you read shi.t out loud on youtube please stop posting or post more interesting pictures of sharks or something while reading thanks

  • Wheatly: ADOPTED FATTY FATY NO PARENTS FATTY.

    GLaDOS: WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING ADOPTED?

    ME: GOOD THING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • Yeah I wanna share this, next time have a photo of your fat ass so I wont go there, when I click a link with a shark casing a scubadiver that's what I want, not a fat boy ranting in his moma's basement and your monologue sucked ass, next time atleast try to be funny or stop posting.

  • Your hat is crooked.

  • who the fuck is this guy???? why do you waste your time to make theese videos??? you should drop some weight off...it woulb be better for you

  • what make me laugh ishe is reading it of the internet i mean if we wanted to know abut it we would read it our selves i came one here expecting to c something

  • Hahahahaha.... the pic is a lie man.... You shouldn't do that bro...

  • fucken show us the damn thing we dont care about u

  • Why would you even discuss that. That kinda stuff makes some people cry!!!

  • gordo feo y puto

  • WTF???

  • nuuub

  • tight jew as usual. No lighting , no special effects, no close shave, bet you've still got that foreskin. lazzzzzzy. zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

  • why do people think we want to watch them or care what they have to say, they ruin utube