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  • f'ing fantastic. The Power of the Sacred Mushroom Compels Me.........

  • lmao

  • I eat a half-quarter of dried Jesus and chase him down with some ginger root in order to settle my stomach.

  • @CLANTISBANT hehe :D

  • I can't find the video : "hitler finds out Jesus was a mushroom"

  • I KNEW it!

  • SUCH AN EPIC END :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • commenting on this video without knowing what hes actually saying and the logic behind it is ignorance

    Amanitas all day bitches

  • I'm a Christian psychedelic user, but come on. Jesus is real, and so were his disciples.

    I do think it's possible, though, that the manna mentioned in the Bible were mushrooms.

  • @TheOneartist take one more trip..you'll get there..you love Jesus when you love yourself, when you love your belief in yourself..you are a born-again..wow even I'm getting it now

  • @OccupyPsyche I tripped on a strong dose of LSD, which is similar to psilocybin, and plan to do it again when my guy pulls through. Definitely mind-blowing and spiritual.

    What I was trying to say is I believe Jesus is actually real and did all the things He did, and so did His disciples. I don't believe it was fabricated.

    At the same time, I believe manna are psilocybin mushrooms, and the belief within yourself is because of the Holy Spirit. The kingdom of Heaven is inside you.

  • @TheOneartist

    you think he walked on water, came back from the dead... don't you think those were MOST LIKELY fabrications/mythological-lite­rary devices?

  • @alliant Dude, if you're the son of God, then what can't you do?

    I think the whole mushroom cult idea and naming each shroom after a disciple sounds way more farfetched and ridiculous. It's also ignorant of the evidence towards Jesus' existence, and another thing is how spot on the New Testament is with predicting the future.

    I don't want to get into a big argument. I understand you're a skeptic. I believe they used shrooms back then to get closer to God, but not as a replacement.

  • @TheOneartist

    but what's so special about him? Why can't we ALL be sons of god? Isn't that the most interesting way to look at Jesus and Christianity? That we are all Jesus? But in the same way, we are all Joe Schmoe from Indiana or India - and he is the son of god. Doesn't it just confuse it all if we go around revering Joe Schmoe, rather then the reality of the God within us all?

  • @alliant While Jesus is the son of God, he's also God Himself, and the Bible actually does say we're God's children. Yeah, a dual concept to wrap your mind around.

    The New Testament's all about transformation. When Jesus was human, He lived His life out as the perfect model for us to follow. So really it is all about striving to be like Him. And God gives us the Holy Spirit as a way to show God within us. The Bible does mention the kingdom of heaven being within you.

  • @alliant God is God because He created everything and He never dies. We can choose to be part of Him and inherit His kingdom. Carry the torch of peace, love and enlightenment. Look to the source, and you'll understand. And maybe bring some manna with you. ;)

  • jimmyamanita True, true. Then again, life has no meaning. AWESOME!

  • Yoing Wolf,

    Yo could have gained value from your church attendance and from social connections established there.

    But if you have accepted the ontology, theology and eschatology of the christians, then you have bought a package of highly evolved hokum.

  • ''It's mythology, part of Mushroom Mythology.'', so I whent to church for nothing?

  • @YoungWolfMaster I guess... :D But me too :D I used to go to church some_times when I was a Christian xD ;D

  • Awesome! But I really wish the interview was longer. Anyone ever notice Santa (Satan) looks just like an Amanita Muscaria mushroom? He also has ascended master abilities like jesus and buddha

    In Lak' Ech

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  • He must've been a rare whitest unique truffle.

  • love the interviewer's stare at the end.

  • For more info: watch?v=sFH21tS4WcE&feature=re­lated

  • Oh how Iove the crazy shit Black Lips posts.

  • One almost expects to see Eric Idle's face when Allegro speaks.

  • The interviewer's expression at the end is priceless! AHAHAA

  • Gotta be on something to make a book full of plot holes

  • I'm going to have to see this for myself... somebody get me some mushrooms and a bible.

  • Where can I find this full interview?

  • @nagualchris2 You could try searching "John Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross".

  • The Jesus "Chrsit Consciousness" is always the center of my trip.

  • get out the butterfly nets.

  • Xianity is a cult, it doesn't even qualify to be called a religion since that would imply some sort of spiritual legitimacy or factual integrity . . .Christianity is by and large the most schizophrenic and demoniac "faith" on earth . . . just look at the history of its "believers" and all the destruction they've left behind in the last 2000 years . . .

    "Christ" = Mushroom covered in God's Semen

    "If You ain't high by two in the afternoon, go fuck Yourself" - Gospel of Joey "CoCo" Diaz

  • @Almir1618Preldzic Meh...I'm a Christian and I haven't destroyed anything. I find your lack of faith disturbing. And your complaint quite laughable and rather generalized. There's more to Christianity than you apparently have been exposed to.

  • @mjt1517 - Hey momo, why don't You do some mushrooms and watch Ancient Aliens . . . then do some astral projection and after leaving Your body several time come on back and talk to me about Your Jesus fella You silly man . . . BTW, my faith in "GOD" is much greater than all the christian cult worshipers in the world combined . . . You believe in the devil, right? Well I don't, since NOBODY or NOTHING can oppose Krsna's will aka GOD's will . . . now please move on to Your prescribed therapy.

  • Well said, I think that if Christianity didn't have so much political power it would be considered a form of maladaptive mental illness with a title in the DSM. I mean seriously, those who possess thinking errors that aren't founded in religion/cultural myths are often placed in forensic mental hospitals due to their distorted cognition's and illogical beliefs, and yet there are monotheists (many of whom are neurotic and anti-social) walking round everywhere.

  • @Almir1618Preldzic

    I see your mind is troubled, filled with conflict, you are a victim of you false image and your desires.

    If you could only be free from them, you could see more clearly.

    but sadly you can't, so your mind turns into obscenities and violence as an answer.

    if you want to know the truth.

    /watch?v=WEIfMqM5wnM

    ;)

  • Magic mushroom surely?

    watch?v=pWUYJYpqPJA

  • mushroom worshipper. mushroom empire

  • mushroom mythology LOL

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

  • man people will take jesus anywhere!

  • drugs expand the mind and the same people who ran rome are running it right now, get crucified, fiend for weed...

  • I can swallow that

  • Can somebody explain the prophecies? I want a counter argument for that please

  • Remote Viewing

    

  • @BlazenBeats im not a believer but i just want an argument against that. what is that?

  • Despite all his magic party tricks - such as catching a fish with a coin in its mouth [Matthew 17:24-27] or pulling a pink rabbit out of his arse [Luke 13:10-13] - contrary to popular belief heaven hasn’t mushroom for a fungi like Jesus.

  • @SmotherTeresa He didn't pull a rabbit out of ass, says he healed a crippled bitch..

  • lolchristians!

  • Just when you think you've seen it all.. someone adds a video that goes beyond any sense. Some people are fucked. These people are!

  • id like to eat about 30 grams of fresh Jesus

  • Christ was a Turk. His true name was not Christ. Christianity was created by the clergy as a hoax in order to end the Turkic religion which was the true Christianity and the Turkic language (with the help of the story of a jealous & angry God because people were speaking the same language "Tower Of Babel"). The side effect was people converted to this new Christianity which gave rise to many different nations and languages.

  • tell me more about this ? please

  • Research the Pharmacratic Inquisition

  • @Jehovahology you're one of the most retarded fucks I have ever encountered on YouTube. I take it you dropped out of pre-school because a kindergardner can coherently express his view 100x better than you. If I knew you in person, I would skull fuck you to death!

  • A man who was a Jew and not a Christian at all called Josepho that lived in the first Century before Jerusalem was destroyed by the Romans in the year 70 wrote a Book and said that Jesus was "A Great Wise Man" called the Christo. Josepho never become a Christian but he considered Jesus Christ as a real person not as a Mashroom. The Roman certainly did not impaled a Mashroom and called him the "Xristo The King Of The Jews". John Allegro was the one who was a real Mashroom or AntiChrist..

  • What a dumb shit!

  • @MrArchy108 tis truee,, it is just mythology ! sungod worship

  • @HigherrConsciousness U are saying this because you no nothing about Christian.

  • @MrArchy108 Oh,, worddd,, i guess you alredy know that i was baptised, went to church until i was 15, went to catholic school for 5 years, sunday school all while i was growing up and had 2 christian parents,, and while i got older realized, wait, there are tons of different religions,, let me do some exploring, then came ot my conclusin on that particular subject about a year or so ago,,, it is tru,, some of the stories are true,, alot of them are ,, but it is a symbology for sun worship!,,

  • @HigherrConsciousness So,why did u stop your exploring?

  • @MrArchy108 i didn't stop my exploring for a "higher power" or the way or however you would like to call it. i just stopped exploring in the sense of religions,, cuzz,,IMO no religion is the "Right" religion,, just as No race is the Dominant or better race,,, we are all one,,, so i believe in my opinion religionis just that,,, someones opinion,, it is not right ,, for them it may be,, for them they may believe it to be what they feel,, but is it meant to be that really?

  • @HigherrConsciousness If you are explorer,you should have proving arguments.Pls,tell me,what arguments do you have to your statement?If no religion is Right than what is right and what is wrong?And who created the world?If your argument are "jesus,,, the SUN of god,,, Has 12 ap..." can you write it again, but more clearly.

  • @MrArchy108 jesus,,, the SUN of god,,, Has 12 apostles, "the 12 zodiacs" that follow him around,, t"the cycles" three wise men, star in the east,, there is a constilation called just that,, and the bright star is sirius,, which points to the "birth" rising of the sun on dec 25,, you should check it out youself,, the world is at your fingertips !

  • @HigherrConsciousness Oh,my friend, can u write your arguments one more time ,but in normal way . so I can understand some thing.With grammar and punctual stuff.

  • @MrArchy108 ha,, my badd,, i have no problems at correctly punctuating and such, though i have gotten in a habit of using only commas or muitiple commas instead or periods and such instead. i tend to write one giant paragraph since i don't go to shool anymore or have the need to write correctly,,

  • @HigherrConsciousness 13 zodiacs......woops

  • @jaeric29 the 13 th zodiac is comparable to the 13th apostle,,, he was a person of shorter stature,, so no one really ever mentions him

  • @HigherrConsciousness i guess certain mushrooms does induce higher consciousness! but yes the jesus story was highly symbolical and shouldn't be taken directly as millions have done, lol! cheers m8.

  • People eat mushroom they will open your third eye and will dissolve your ego to make you realise in which reality you live in !

  • there are various images of christ and holding mushrooms in rome

  • Post the rest of this, I'm inclined to think the mushroom thing makes more sense than the official mumbo jumbo

  • the "bible" is a outragous joke written by Judeo-Communist who murdered 60 million in Russia in 1920s 1930s.

  • the "bible" is a redicoulous joke written by Judeo-Communist who murdered 60 million in Russia in 1920s 1930s.

  • Dont watch the video, eat the mushroom instead

  • @someonestolemynic haha, BEAUTIFUL!!

  • @someonestolemynic Damn right ! even if JESUS did,nt existed it will after you take it hahaha and find out that JESUS is YOU,,,or IM either one just the same! peace!!

  • umm no, heavenlymanna 1-6 on youtube. jesus was not a mushroom the heavenly manna videos will explain, the video is 2 christians conversing their mushroom/christianity expereince many reference to the bible in their the guy in this video is a FAIL no go watch the heavenly manna videoes!!!

  • @ericpker Instead of watching a youtube video on Manna how about we read books on the extensive 10 year + work on the translations of the dead sea scrolls,, which The Roman Catholic Church chose this man, the first man to translate this very sensitive historical artifact. As bizarre to you as it may be why do you think John Allegro was able to precisely come to the conclusion that Jesus is a Mushroom? Answer that genius.

  • i want to see more of this interview!

  • @sonnyboy209 haha the interviewer right at the end there- talk about a face like a smacked arse!

  • GREAT WORK, truth be TOLD thanks

  • I need the rest of this!?! Where is it? Thank you for posting!!! Much Love!

  • where did you get this i want to see the whole thing

  • Jesus pointed to the mushroom and calling it by name He exclaimed "I am, the bread of Life...eat this my body(the bread) in remembrance of me......he that eats flesh of the son of man(the mushroom) will have eteranal life= they will be in the presence of God -filled with the Holy Spirit and 1 day=1000 years in Gods presence----life is eternal in the Presence of God------the kingdom of Hesaven is the place within us where God dwells.........God is a God of the living not the dead-----

  • this is kick ass------thanks alot for posting this great piece of history

  • WOW this is the footage i have been waiting to see. thank you so much for up loading it. its great to see John looking so confidant and cool as the other guy says Jesus was never a man but a mushroom is that right. he says yeah sure.

    wicked cheers.

  • @DebEspace He looks the guy straight in the face and says "i believe jesus was a mushroom"...THAT TAKES BALLS PEOPLE...i agree with Allegros..after having a true jesus experience on shrooms, it all made sense. Jesus IS the mushroom...or he is IN the mushroom, or he REPRESENTS the mushroom experience, im not sure tho.

  • @Mavericks411991 You can go deeper ... JESUS is what is in the mushrromms, JESUS is the effect you get , JESUS is YOU ....the REAL YOU!!! peace out , my friend

  • @mate6mty so true. so does that make christianity the "right" religion? Jesus is the only religious figure that my trips are based around.

  • @Mavericks411991 Well this not about the institutionof religion by rules and doctrines to follow, We all work with the symbols we assimiliated from our culture, for a hindu, would be budha or krishna ,for mayans quetzalcotl, it not about the messenger its about the message, The eternal IAM in all of us, IAM the way , IAM the life and the truth in you JEOHOVA mean iam who iam JESUS or JESHUA means IAM the one who saves you

  • @Mavericks411991 Jesus is the Son of God, and I don't agree with the theory in this video.

    What I do agree on, though, is that the Old Testament's description of manna matches psilocybin mushrooms. Psychedelics expand your mind, allow your brain to process more information, unfilter your senses, and receive more of reality. So Jesus is real and died on the cross for our sins and loves us, and psychedelics can be used for us to experience that reality and spiritually connect.

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