LOL... Well... that was REALLY STUPID. :-D Irony I suppose. Experimental music is NOT how a kid will play!!! That sort of dumb statements only give this sort of music even worse image. Experimental music demands HIGH SKILLS; that's when you take known ways to do things to another level; it's like science and it IS ART when it's performed good. This was non of that; just rubbish. :-(
i love how he keeps his hands in the same spot before he starts. Really commits to improvising. Disgraceful. Is it a joke that's been going on for the last few years?
@58coltrane "The right way"? Just watch his treatment of 'Latin Jazz' or odd time signatures for some of the most hilarious videos on Youtube. I'm not sure he's stupid, but he's wildly ignorant about music. He has some musical ability in the sense that Ryan Dunn had the ability to drive a car.
Thanks McFly for showing us something a two year old would do on the piano. I take that back, a two year old would do better...LOL I think I lost all respect for expert Village.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID WITH THE KEYS!!!! IT SUCKS MAN! THIS IS NOT A EXPERIMENTAL JAZZ. PATRICK THE STAR (FROM SPONGE BOB) IS BETTER, LISTENING EXPERIMENTAL JAZZ... DAMN! I'VE SUSCRIBED TO THIS ISH?
experimental jazz? this is how eight year olds warm up before their recitals. "Free" does not mean you are "free" to suck ass and play random notes in time signatures that don't exist.
ooooooh shit. these guys must be trollin. everything on expert village is completly idiotic. if they are trollin I think a looooooot of people are being fooled. if not, they should be sued or something lol
I look on youtube every now and again to see if there are people posting some shit that's worth checking out....then I come to this. Man you need to spend more time listening to Jazz music and do your homework before you start sharing your knowledge (or lack there of) to the whole world. Before there was Jazz there was the Blues. If you can not play a Blues (all 12 keys) then you will not be able to grasp the evolution of Jazz music.
Ok i finished the video and I am very angry. No one play s this kind of jazz on one instrument but Chick, Brad, and Kieth do It all the time. You can just say "i sound like crap on the piano so ill call it experimental. Thats like me throwing paint in paper and call it a master piece. or me burning food and calling it Cajun lol. We need to band together and stop them. I m going to try and find his Facebook and tell him off
ok i stopped the video at 0:11 sec on the fact that you cant teach experimental jazz bc its an ummm experiment? i will watch the rest and comment accordingly but if its like i think, expert village struck again lol
hahaha... expert village, indeed. After watching several of these videos, it appears there is more than one idiot in this village. Nice idiots, though.
actually. Thank you a lot. Because...experimental..a lot of the time..whichever genera..does sound like that...for me anyhow...thanx really...b/c I wasnt very confident that my experimenting was getting me anywhere...or that it was legit AT ALL. Most people are afraid to post unpolished work... *****
i've seen some other expert village videos that were excellent. this however is by far the worst. the guy is totally ignorant about experimental improvised music. hey, expert village, if you need somebody to give some tips on this subject please contact me!....cause it's painful to know that this is viewable by the public under the guise of "expertise".
TO MY KKNOWLEDGE IT WAS CREATED IN FRANCE AROUND 1970th THEY MADE IT WITH PREPARED PIANOS, USING RUBBER AND STUFF TO MAKE IT SOUND DIFFERENT. FRENCH FRENCHIS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly. That's why I stopped going over Bach's Inventions. Complete waste of time. Obviously, you have to pop, lock, and break your way to mastery of the instrument.
i think out of all of your videos that was the best one.....it seems you played the most harmonically in this piece then the others. please stop for the love of jazz.
you have no idea what free music is. you should listen to some real free jazz and practice for 10 years before you pretend to be an expert. you should also try learning a scale besides the blues scale.
You are utterly full of shit, and yes you sound like it too. It's unbelievable that anyone watching this video might take you even remotely seriously. You have made a fool of yourself and totally disrespected the music in the process. I'm forced to wonder why you even choose to play music at all.
And you're piano is out of tune. You little bitch.
Alright but clearly the video should have been titled "I don't know what the fuck experimental music is."
HEY! If you're really trying to understand any kind of music, and especially freely improvised music, you have to experience it. That's where the meaning is.
And he says "Well, experimental jazz is basically just playing anything you want, it doesn't really matter, basically playing as if you are a kid and don't know your instrument." Bullshit. You know how hard those musicians work?
Next project for you: Einstein's theory of special relativity. Fancy taking a guess at what that is? Then, when you're wrong, why not post a tutorial about it on YouTube.
"Free jazz" most definitely does NOT mean "hey let's play regular jazz like a complete amateur who has no sense of musicality or knowledge of the tradition or contemporary movements in improvised music." Playing free/creative music takes skill & serious practice to develop sensitivity necessary to express oneself outside the framework of traditional Western music.
the clip is fine...but free atonal takes alot of skill. take sunra, cecil taylor archie shepp for example.. there is the use of clusters for example...free jazz is not just a rambling bunch of notes played with no regard of anything. it has a structure to it. if you do a another video perhaps you can illustrate some of these points.
Seriously, have you ever had one single jazz lesson in your life? You obviously don't have a clue about the style, and that was NOT free or experimental jazz. It wasn't even good piano playing. Anyone who trusts this as even a 'good opinion' (let alone 'expert') is going to be SEVERLY mocked if they try and talk to any jazz musicians about it. Can't believe what I am seeing.
this is horrendous first of all you talk for an hour before u play ... then u play some boring shit that is worlds behind what experiemental jazz is ... then u don't teach the viewer how to play anything. good luck at your nursing home gigs
Comment removed
empire8281 2 days ago
LOL... Well... that was REALLY STUPID. :-D Irony I suppose. Experimental music is NOT how a kid will play!!! That sort of dumb statements only give this sort of music even worse image. Experimental music demands HIGH SKILLS; that's when you take known ways to do things to another level; it's like science and it IS ART when it's performed good. This was non of that; just rubbish. :-(
Moonbus002 2 days ago
I think I have a better chance playing experimental jazz on a toilet.
Moneyxsharks 1 week ago
That was insightful. I just learned the rules of playing a style of jazz that requires no rules - deep!
kasponya 1 month ago
I used to be an expert on experimental jazz piano until I took an arrow to the knee
beardedvulcan 1 month ago
and that was experimental jazz. wait a second, no it wasn't!
garywingrove 1 month ago
so this is how a breakdancer plays "experimental jazz" hmm.. interesting :D
HiHaHofi 3 months ago
dude stop making vidoes you are pretty much terrible
LoseUrCool 3 months ago
play it like a kid would play! so good advice, thanks so much your awesome i look out for your name in the future, so awesome
Bjorlin1 3 months ago
So this is where the band Slipnote got its name from!
TheOeioeioeioei 5 months ago 2
His use of "rub" and "slip" notes in the free context is simply sublime.
4thstuning 5 months ago
@4thstuning LOL!
RobBrooksMusic 4 months ago
you are just hitting random notes you brain dead twit!
diabolicboy6 5 months ago
I just threw up on my cat.
5701birchroad 5 months ago 2
I just laughed.
Rodriq 5 months ago
God you people are stupid. ITS A JOKE. and youre all pricks
summerofska 5 months ago
i love how he keeps his hands in the same spot before he starts. Really commits to improvising. Disgraceful. Is it a joke that's been going on for the last few years?
polar123454321ralop 5 months ago
You owe me 1:54 of lifetime
matzedaemon 6 months ago 7
@Coeusful Nono, then you don't get the full experience of his idiocy.
gcharocks 6 months ago
GAYVILLAGE
Criticalperspective2 6 months ago 2
HAHAHAHA wha tthe fuck! is this a joke??????!!!! fucking stop this shit, you re a disgrace to jazz!!!!!!
Criticalperspective2 6 months ago
If that's 'IT' - more 'say' than 'play' - then you should also show us how to write a 3-act play while having a piss!.
pelforthpelforth 6 months ago
Hahahahahaha! More "village idiot" than "expert village"!
karlmullen100 7 months ago 2
dude you sound so god awful. maybe try telemarketing instead.
bodyofmystery 7 months ago
are you kidding me?
aurekeys 7 months ago
Contemporary jazz I'd say!
aurekeys 7 months ago
He´s doing it the right way. I dont understand why people say he is stupid...
58coltrane 7 months ago
@58coltrane "The right way"? Just watch his treatment of 'Latin Jazz' or odd time signatures for some of the most hilarious videos on Youtube. I'm not sure he's stupid, but he's wildly ignorant about music. He has some musical ability in the sense that Ryan Dunn had the ability to drive a car.
Panufo 7 months ago
hes trolling
jrtjazztrio 7 months ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA:)
CarloKretzschmar 7 months ago
OMG he "break dances" too. Pleassse record yourself break dancing..LOL
mariesalas 7 months ago
Thanks McFly for showing us something a two year old would do on the piano. I take that back, a two year old would do better...LOL I think I lost all respect for expert Village.
mariesalas 7 months ago
i dont understand how expert village picks people. ad in the paper:
'we are looking for people who think they can play but they cant. any taker? Call 1300dumbass for more info.
mikeharrison94 7 months ago
This is a serious troll XD
theelectrosquid 7 months ago
honestly, honestly, can someone from expertvillage tell me once and for all that the WHOLE DAMN SERIES is a FUCKING JOKE?
jonjonz91 8 months ago
he's so dumb, that it hurts to watch it
MrTygeJessen 8 months ago
are you kitten me right meow
Clutnuckle 8 months ago
hahaha! So nice with all the angry comments. You really cant tell that this is i joke? Damn you guys are retarded!
motherfocus 9 months ago 2
"as a little kid would play" you're an idiot
StuartGerber 9 months ago 2
...and that was experimental jazz, best moment of the video
jakeplaystune 9 months ago
could you say "experimental jazz" just one more time?
ericfontainejazz 9 months ago
This guy is so good. Does anyone know how I can hire him for a gig...and then put a bomb in the piano and take this retarded fuck stick out?!
Faradstweed 10 months ago
horror
nikeyotronic 10 months ago
I'm serious man, kill yourself, it's the only way to save your soul.
JayRubottom 10 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID WITH THE KEYS!!!! IT SUCKS MAN! THIS IS NOT A EXPERIMENTAL JAZZ. PATRICK THE STAR (FROM SPONGE BOB) IS BETTER, LISTENING EXPERIMENTAL JAZZ... DAMN! I'VE SUSCRIBED TO THIS ISH?
thewafflemusic 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Man that was so killing. His experimentation is so deep.
TheDogsofKarma 10 months ago
Man that was so killing. His experimentation is so deep.
TheDogsofKarma 10 months ago 20
I bet this guy reads these comments and laughs so hard at the amount of jazz-nerds he pisses off.
Keep it up my man.
58EM 11 months ago
so expertvillage is a piss-taking channel ?
johnnyecho 11 months ago
"a little kid" would play way better than this scumbag.
Petterty1 11 months ago
expert village sucks and you proved my point
djbot 1 year ago
experimental jazz? this is how eight year olds warm up before their recitals. "Free" does not mean you are "free" to suck ass and play random notes in time signatures that don't exist.
SubMetal1000 1 year ago
ooooooh shit. these guys must be trollin. everything on expert village is completly idiotic. if they are trollin I think a looooooot of people are being fooled. if not, they should be sued or something lol
willshakeyou 1 year ago
Move over Pat Metheny and Lyle Mays! This is how the pros make groundbreaking music!
/sarcasm
Drawthemoral 1 year ago
stop playing!!!
Brincandopabajo 1 year ago
yeah im pretty sure this is a joke
eazeyo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Ha ha haha ha!
weaselidiotu 1 year ago
I feel like he's just f@cking with us, he's probably so good secretly, and actually knows what he's talking about.
thedryicefactory13 1 year ago
Are you fucking kidding me?
I look on youtube every now and again to see if there are people posting some shit that's worth checking out....then I come to this. Man you need to spend more time listening to Jazz music and do your homework before you start sharing your knowledge (or lack there of) to the whole world. Before there was Jazz there was the Blues. If you can not play a Blues (all 12 keys) then you will not be able to grasp the evolution of Jazz music.
mcjazzman 1 year ago
That piece is now my ringtone
Linkmaster4611 1 year ago
This has to be a joke.
metalcore929 1 year ago
Austin was that in 5/4? Lol
GhostGuitars 1 year ago
Experimental Jazz?!?!?!?! You deserve to be slapped in the face by every person currently breathing oxygen on this planet
GhostGuitars 1 year ago
or I could just sling on my boxing gloves and punch my piano according to your definition of experimental jazz
iamlostinthegroove 1 year ago
fuck you, asswipe! your piano blowss
when2L 1 year ago
this guy makes me angry.
vxv543 1 year ago 2
i do believe that you are wrong, austin mcbride.
that sounded nothing like experimental jazz.
i think all that you were doing was diddling between some scales that fit over an E7 chord.
vxv543 1 year ago 2
em primeiro lugar afina essa merda
depois vai estudar solfejo pois seu toque e extremamente percussivo e irregular.
z3z4z3z4z3z4z3z4 1 year ago 4
pleaaaase tell me youre joking
flippenpinoi 1 year ago
hahah you guys... it's a joke. And it's a good one too.
patturik 1 year ago
talk less, play better;-)
frankmontis 1 year ago
Ok i finished the video and I am very angry. No one play s this kind of jazz on one instrument but Chick, Brad, and Kieth do It all the time. You can just say "i sound like crap on the piano so ill call it experimental. Thats like me throwing paint in paper and call it a master piece. or me burning food and calling it Cajun lol. We need to band together and stop them. I m going to try and find his Facebook and tell him off
phillytalented 1 year ago
ok i stopped the video at 0:11 sec on the fact that you cant teach experimental jazz bc its an ummm experiment? i will watch the rest and comment accordingly but if its like i think, expert village struck again lol
phillytalented 1 year ago
what an inspiring human beeing.
ukijhu97 1 year ago
Hilarious!
ionahoopii 1 year ago
haha hilarious, my man!
jrobinso 1 year ago
Experimental jazz... as if "experimental" were a clearly defined sub-genre of jazz music.
rthmjohn 1 year ago
hahaha... expert village, indeed. After watching several of these videos, it appears there is more than one idiot in this village. Nice idiots, though.
mralanb 1 year ago
I really don't know what to make of this...
1. Either you really know nothing about jazz and music in general, but really think you do.
or
2. You are a comedic genious.
rBennich 2 years ago
@rBennich hahahahahaha
romi37 1 year ago
a little advice, thats its not jazz , the "experimental jazz" its really beautiful. I´m sorry, but i dont think to this is far to a chil play
Cuervotronic 2 years ago
lol this guy fails at every other video he has up, but when talking about freeform jazz, hes really not that far off...
Tb0neZ5 2 years ago
how much did u smoke before making that video?
consoleskript 2 years ago
actually. Thank you a lot. Because...experimental..a lot of the time..whichever genera..does sound like that...for me anyhow...thanx really...b/c I wasnt very confident that my experimenting was getting me anywhere...or that it was legit AT ALL. Most people are afraid to post unpolished work... *****
TheAliacat 2 years ago
MAN, you are soooo JIVE!!
menontube 2 years ago
Austin McBride. The thinking man's Don Knotts.
vvollero 2 years ago 3
...
xxsimpletragedies 2 years ago
This really is an experiment.
Reavener 2 years ago 3
Alright, I think it's safe to say you're joking. Very nice, in that case!
eatingperson 2 years ago
@eatingperson Im so sorry to inform you that he is very serious about this video
phillytalented 1 year ago
shibiddy shibidaaa kua kua kua bingo bango jazz
ublazzz 2 years ago
LOL @ the description Bio.
AngelLikesMoney 2 years ago
ah here, 'expert' s a bit pushin it now.....
Classicmozayful 2 years ago
Nice montuno!
marimbadude3 2 years ago
i've seen some other expert village videos that were excellent. this however is by far the worst. the guy is totally ignorant about experimental improvised music. hey, expert village, if you need somebody to give some tips on this subject please contact me!....cause it's painful to know that this is viewable by the public under the guise of "expertise".
davidpolkmusic 2 years ago
there are no good expert village videos. if you watch carefully, they're all parodies.. looks like you were had? :)
EoN604 2 years ago 2
I can see why it's the least popular,
ekim53 2 years ago
me not likey
phillyvinilli 2 years ago
lol music can be experimental but it doesn't have to be shit. Its supposed to sound good no matter how complex and experimental it is.
omgwtfzuperpewpew 2 years ago
...experiment over!! ''experimental'' more like mental!
mmarkus227 2 years ago
it started off bad. then he started playing and it got worse. you should stick to break dancing like it says in your bio.
davydawgdawg 2 years ago
TO MY KKNOWLEDGE IT WAS CREATED IN FRANCE AROUND 1970th THEY MADE IT WITH PREPARED PIANOS, USING RUBBER AND STUFF TO MAKE IT SOUND DIFFERENT. FRENCH FRENCHIS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marinasvetaeva01 2 years ago
Austin McBride is the ultimate authority on music.
Bobs482 2 years ago 4
lol i agree with all comments below
trueogre11 2 years ago
lol this dude is serious.
JHowell617 2 years ago
This guy is the biggest cunt I've ever seen in my life.
therealchestymclobes 2 years ago 26
Fuck you Austin McBride....You dont deserve to be alive....
musicmagic 2 years ago
That was rubbish
Rolandriprig 2 years ago
I love his Biography.
"Expert: Austin McBride Bio: Austin McBride has been doing Break Dancing for 4 years... "
Am i missing something??
creative24seven 2 years ago 2
No. If you do break dancing, you'll automatically be a grand master jazz piano player.
OrangPeeI 2 years ago 2
exactly.. we all know that
aliaobass 2 years ago
Exactly. That's why I stopped going over Bach's Inventions. Complete waste of time. Obviously, you have to pop, lock, and break your way to mastery of the instrument.
HuggumsMcgehee 2 years ago
I love this guy. Someone give him a TV series!
creative24seven 2 years ago 2
Jazzzzzzzz.. :D
picias92 2 years ago
this cannot be real.
rygarrett2 2 years ago
funniest video i've seen in a while
prsguitarsr4me 2 years ago
i think out of all of your videos that was the best one.....it seems you played the most harmonically in this piece then the others. please stop for the love of jazz.
musiclvr35 2 years ago
HAHAHA IS THIS DUDE FOR REAL??
splat000 2 years ago
As they say in expert village, it takes an idiot.
duncandraper 2 years ago
i seriously hope no one holds any credibility to this video. im praying this video is a joke, ...praying.
thefonz982 2 years ago 3
Yes, what an idiot! In Germany people like this are called: Spasst!
schinder1 2 years ago
horrible
fetze 2 years ago 2
Defies belief on the stupidity scale.
marinho1964 2 years ago
RGEJPH...
wizard903 2 years ago
what an idiot
jlipscomb 2 years ago 2
Comment removed
jetzine00 2 years ago
dude that was almost the best montuno ever played.
Seriously... ever.
monty3441 2 years ago
hahahaha you are not "free" at all, you keep playing a V-I cadence you dipshit.
Adarrell 2 years ago 15
So he isn't "free" to play a V-I cadence?
jetzine00 2 years ago
Do not criticize Expert Village
This is how a community organizer can become President., How to be an experimental president.
There's a lot of similarities
ekim53 2 years ago
You're a dumbass.
blaaarrrgghh 2 years ago
No, I'm a smartass, you're a dumbass. You probably voted for the experimental president.
1truthseeker 2 years ago
This is my favourite guy cuz he is funny... i hope its a comedy video by all means... Cuz if its not U will be convicted for killing music.
mictunes09 2 years ago
vomit, excrement
pumpdumpling 2 years ago
lmao i can't tell if this is a joke or not
muvseevum 2 years ago 4
you have no idea what free music is. you should listen to some real free jazz and practice for 10 years before you pretend to be an expert. you should also try learning a scale besides the blues scale.
wmpay 2 years ago
Why are all of the expert village "experts" never actual experts?
EvanAllen91 2 years ago
reminds me of thelonious monk
Finkldorkin 3 years ago
you not an expert. you re disgrace!
Mariakhin 3 years ago
Sorry man... but I think you suck
CissaCast 3 years ago
i fuckin dug it man
smillerd921 3 years ago 2
Wow, you're an idiot.
You are utterly full of shit, and yes you sound like it too. It's unbelievable that anyone watching this video might take you even remotely seriously. You have made a fool of yourself and totally disrespected the music in the process. I'm forced to wonder why you even choose to play music at all.
And you're piano is out of tune. You little bitch.
pumpdumpling 3 years ago
take it easy
smillerd921 3 years ago
Alright but clearly the video should have been titled "I don't know what the fuck experimental music is."
HEY! If you're really trying to understand any kind of music, and especially freely improvised music, you have to experience it. That's where the meaning is.
And he says "Well, experimental jazz is basically just playing anything you want, it doesn't really matter, basically playing as if you are a kid and don't know your instrument." Bullshit. You know how hard those musicians work?
pumpdumpling 3 years ago 4
Next project for you: Einstein's theory of special relativity. Fancy taking a guess at what that is? Then, when you're wrong, why not post a tutorial about it on YouTube.
ang14474 3 years ago 4
Austin McBride, you are a complete & total hack.
"Free jazz" most definitely does NOT mean "hey let's play regular jazz like a complete amateur who has no sense of musicality or knowledge of the tradition or contemporary movements in improvised music." Playing free/creative music takes skill & serious practice to develop sensitivity necessary to express oneself outside the framework of traditional Western music.
A disgrace.
amsumanravih 3 years ago 23
he is acting
@amsumanravih
imholding 1 year ago
tosser
japes12345 3 years ago 4
the clip is fine...but free atonal takes alot of skill. take sunra, cecil taylor archie shepp for example.. there is the use of clusters for example...free jazz is not just a rambling bunch of notes played with no regard of anything. it has a structure to it. if you do a another video perhaps you can illustrate some of these points.
aijinita60 3 years ago
Seriously, have you ever had one single jazz lesson in your life? You obviously don't have a clue about the style, and that was NOT free or experimental jazz. It wasn't even good piano playing. Anyone who trusts this as even a 'good opinion' (let alone 'expert') is going to be SEVERLY mocked if they try and talk to any jazz musicians about it. Can't believe what I am seeing.
SomeOtherSky 3 years ago 3
I've been to dozens of solo piano gigs, and other instruments playing solo: ever heard of Evan Parker, Brad Mehldau, Keith Jarrett? Douche
saxdonkey 3 years ago 4
are you free for a gig next week...on Mars
charlesmonroe1 3 years ago
Expert Village is shit, all their videos are shit, and this guy with the glasses is just a twat!
pobz100 3 years ago 14
that shit was funny.
AVHeimerski 3 years ago
horrible
SensoryOssuary 3 years ago
That's funny!
tiluriso 3 years ago
What's this piece called? The Fish?
SteveTheCart 3 years ago
hey mcbribe! listen and absorb cecil taylor
then make this video over.
aijinita60 3 years ago
then make this video over? you mean
"then film this video again" or
"then remake this video"
pony9999 3 years ago
i hope this is a joke... :D
jdean9 3 years ago
that was not experimental jazz. sorry expert.
0Marcus0Jazz0Motel0 3 years ago 4
i guess every village needs an idiot...thanks expert village
shaolintiger1 3 years ago 7
this is like watching pokemon for the first time and thinking what the fuck is this bull shit
shaolintiger1 3 years ago
a joke?
ilikepie146 3 years ago 2
haha only just realised its a comedy.
CharlieWallace02 3 years ago 5
wow waste of youtube space O_O no offense
MemoryofLightwaves 3 years ago
You're an idiot.
danuu2 3 years ago
sorry didn't know this vid helped you
MemoryofLightwaves 3 years ago
offense
pumpdumpling 2 years ago
Comment removed
jetzine00 2 years ago
I like it Its similar to john zorns book of angles .
Speedfreak333 3 years ago
this is horrendous first of all you talk for an hour before u play ... then u play some boring shit that is worlds behind what experiemental jazz is ... then u don't teach the viewer how to play anything. good luck at your nursing home gigs
branman2288 3 years ago 2