Bob Rivers - What If GOD Smoked Cannabis

[2333jim]

Bob Rivers is the best satire song producer ever. I am glad he happens to have a radio show in Seattle, where I live. Check out his other stuff.

[thisisdavy]

The answer to this song would be; 'Then god would live in the Netherlands, where rules are sensible and the only country with a succesful soft drug regulation program.' either that or Jamaica...

war on drugs is a delicate fight of powers, between those who have it and those who want it. if governments let go of this ideal you would have social control and be able to fight it effectively at the source; the people that tend to addiction.

[Nopointasking]

@thisisdavy Weed is illegal in jamaica, if you would name another country aside from the netherlands it would be italy, it is legal for you to have and buy cannabis if you say you're a rastafarian

[Rainboww69]

Whaaat if God smoked cannaaabiss? I'd blaze with him. (:

[Shriekspear]

Ah yes I am so glad this is on here!

[N8RZZZ]

I need to get high, it's been too long, and yes, if god exists, he would have to smoke cannabis.

[lyrmatos]

im happy im from holland :D

[eirerob82]

i have an eye infection right now

[eirerob82]

i have an eye infection right now

[MrSkateMayhem]

Watching this with the audio turned off is really funny!

[jefffafa56]

Favorite song to blaze to

[usabbott48g]

This is one very "brawny" video. =p

[MrMalmoor]

I like both. Pearl Jam + Stones Fuck yes Roll more

[markmartinez717]

This video went viral on Italy

[Darthvies]

Someone was high when this thing was made. Or God had the day off :P

[MrChappie1971]

this is about as realistic as CNN or FOX news

[holtzmanengine]

His wife does the female parts..its the Bob Rivers show not the Bob Rivers

[Yeeaahh2]

God does smoke pot that's why he can't answer all your prayers.

[xOwnageMasterx]

@Yeeaahh2 Lol



[kaiuycn]

actually the last line is "maybe he sits and smokes A BOWL" not some rolls. Otherwise great video

[TheRealUncleErnie]

If you're going to go to all that trouble to print the words shouldn't you at least get them right?

[aer9998]

What song is this tune from?

[zzzgohan]

@aer9998 What if God was one of us by Joan Osbourne was the original.

[tardiff1975]

umm idiots this was by weird al not bob rivers. go to weird al's facebook an u can see this is on his album list. so you need to post things correctly or look like a total fool. and any retard can post crap on wikapedia don't mean it is true or correct. appently you are the dumbest retards on earth

[VicShowZ9]

@tardiff1975 It's so funny when people call others online idiots while saying something uninformed, You do understand that most of those FB pages are fan made and do not get fact checked like wikipedia, right? If you go to Weird Al's OWN webpage FAQ weirdalDOTcom (you know what to do with the DOT) in the VERY first answer he lists this song as one he gets credit for BUT DID NOT CREATE. This is from the man's own website! Who looks the total fool now?

[hateretah]

@VicShowZ9 spam is maps spelt backwards :D

[poppawheelie59]

Wiping tear from my eye, that was beautiful.

[xxvampirekingxx]

@tylerfabish wow really? Ok first off do you believe in god or Jesus? Cause if you do... You're a fucking Christian! Now if you're catholic or Jewish or Protestant or Lutheran or and of those types of religions you're a denominated Christian. So either you're a fony or you wanna be bible spewin ass needs to learn shit. And btw in several Christian religions... Judging people is a cardinal sin. It's supposed to be left to god to judge. So GTFO!

[EliteDoomer]

The best times of my life were when I was high on Mary Jane with family and friends. It's a fucking utter shame that our societies have been corrupted by the drug/alcohol cartels to make pot illegal.

Resist laws that you don't believe in.

Think for yourself.

Fuck the system.

[420jdb]

at the end it's maybe he sits and smokes a bowl... just sayin that wherever you got your lyrics they are wong. 420 for life =D

[sxvermil]

i'm so baked on some medical magic

[jullyaable]

what song is at finish?

[CyPhaSaRin]

@tylerfabish 'Dirtydirtysniper' might not be able to spell. but he is correct in calling you a tard. P.s. Hell doesn't bother me, so don't even.

[Dirtydirtysniper]

@CyPhaSaRin u r tarded?

[conure58]

I remember this from when it was first put on the net (by Bob Rivers). Glad to find it again..

[Dirtydirtysniper]

@tylerfabish your a tard

[CyPhaSaRin]

@Dirtydirtysniper You're a retard!

[heman11201]

Also weed does not destroy your life if you smoke pot you meet many a ppl that are awesome so I would say it helps out your life to a great extent

[heman11201]

Lmao to all the ppl saying we are going to hell and enjoy the weed well we can obviously if its so bad and illegal its gonna be in hell so all these bitches saying that shit can suck my dick mindfuck

[ViToosLuiViToon]

Why is this song attributed to  The Cranberries?

[craver67890]

whats the song at the end?

[portochitza]

@craver67890 Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed

[MRLildemon]

xD love it

[vaq90]

i know this song is supposed to be funny.......... but i just sat back, blazed a spliff and actually looked deep into the lyrics and zoned out :) lol maybe its the kush

[DevilBoy1254]

@tylerfabish u belive that u need help



[sxvermil]

@tylerfabish everybody smoke weed

[unleashed104]

@tylerfabish wow. Take a joke, bud. I havent even smoked a cigarette before.

[doobowns1]

I heard a different version of this when I was young it started "if god had a bong what would he call it and would he keep it full of holy water and when god made the world what if he made it after just one doobie" does anyone know where this version may exist or who did it? It also had god talking in the background getting high and hitting the bong, if that helps any.

[unleashed104]

@tylerfabish I'm gonna be the one laughing whenever I get done f*cking your sister while i'm high

[unleashed104]

the best part is from 0:00 to 2:46

[KahamiWolfbane]

@tylerfabish - tisk tisk. Im a christian who may or may not smoke weed, you besmirch the name of God, and say I'm the one going to hell? Your clearly a delusional individual with a persecution complex, or a very fail troll. Plz lern 2 tr0ll n come again!

[ipod2142]

god had a pipe all im sayin

[sxvermil]

everybody smoke weed

[KahamiWolfbane]

@tylerfabish - you're not a very good Christian. Good Christians don't drop f-bombs. Did you know the anointing oils were cannabis based? Look up "cannabis in the bible" on google sometime, kay?

[RoflwaffleSi]

this is so much better then the original, the original annoys me

[Vlodimer]

well... he created platypus. So i guess HE DID SMOKED ^_^

[LeyLey201]

Gas Mask. Nicceee.

[TheArinom13]

i love people who don't take religion seriously :D

[ElPlebeCA209]

@trusta1231: Ur Trista!! :0 I found u on here thats fuckin crazyy...u stoner :P lol

[ElPlebeCA209]

@trusta1231: WtF do I know you??

[trusta1231]

lmao i friken love this song!!

[gotsmyownjesse]

JULIE DING 555 :D

[Setheme]

Damn I like these vocals more than original.

[corycashatt90]

@Setheme I know, the lady singing this is pretty good. It's better than the original song. Lol. I wish this song was longer though. lol

[mitchell392]

15 people have no weed!

[BurningPinguin]

14 people go to hell



[stalkingcat123]

i think the last part is "he sits and smokes alone" otherwise loved the vid

[LtEggSalad86]

I totally would smoke a bowl with God.

[ZapVaf]

isnt that weird al's?

[EmilEastlund86]

I love cannabis! / Emil, Sweden 

[darkhatchetstudios]

the last word is alone not rools

[Highsparkvolume]

bob rivers sounds like a girl?

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@Highsparkvolume

Bob Rivers wrote the song and let a girl sing it.

[cyberqat]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam

Actually Bob Rivers wrote it and produced it.

The girl singer is just one element in the production, just like a guitar or bass track.

[koaxil]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam is that girl Dolores O'Riordan?

[heatheroverfeet]

@koaxil not really!

[Grunge4Anarkee]

@Highsparkvolume ..by The Cranberries...

[Ragnar666]

some of the lyrics are off but over all funny

[KillerFlutejuice401]

Cannibus?

[DrCygnusParadox]

according to Wikipedia, a Baltimore, MD DJ by the name of Bob Rivers created this little gem . .

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@DrCygnusParadox

Ooooooooo... Really ??? You don't say...

[Ragnar666]

@DrCygnusParadox first of all, dont 100% trust wikia, anyone can make one and anyone can write on others

[davidaquarius]

@DrCygnusParadox Bob Rivers is a morning DJ on KJR-FM in Seattle. His crew has been in Seattle for nearly 15 yrs. He has many 'spoof' songs online, especially his hilarious Christmas parodies.

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@davidaquarius

That here, is correct, sir. :)

[Brandizzo1997]

i thought this was by al yankovic

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@Brandizzo1997

well.. it's not. ;)

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

smoking cannabis is cool

[d4m4s74]

I think weed should NOT be legalized.

Don't get me wrong, I love weed, but if weed was legalized, it could be controlled, and of course the big tobacco companies would get into the business, which means, big tobacco companies will probably add different stuff to the "weed cigarettes" (wouldn't call them joints or blunts) to make them more addictive. And also, if it becomes legal, the govs can tax it, and it's expensive enough as it is.

[TheHmmster]

@d4m4s74 Why would the big tobacco companies join in?

Weed would be grown in greenhouses, and then sold as is.

The tobacco companies would go bankrupt, like they should.

[guitarholio]

Kinda sacreligous, but I think it's funny, anyway.

[woDirkful]

GOD SMOKE 4 EVER !!! ^^ verry nice song^^

[MrBignick88]

he'd have to be a stoner to create weed and when he designed the human body to put a recreation area right near a waste management facility

[joker112112]

its smoke a bowl not rolls bro

[Corporations8MyBaby]

Who did Bob hire to sing this? She does a great imitation of Joan... she has a great vibrato.

[astralslide12]

I smoked weed evryday .the feeling of real stoner is like in the outerspace you feel very relaxing and you do a good moves good thinker!! its true the marijuana is medical plant..

[moeej]

god.. lots of memories with this heavenly song.. hahaha

[missionarymayn]

God DESIGNED cannabis. HE gave it to us to EAT...not smoke!

He designed coffee and chocolate beans too!

Apples, pineapples, oranges, grapes, cherries, tomatos, etc. hmmmm

Thank you God for designing all these marvelous things!

Yeah...the cows that produced the milk to make the cheese that goes on the pizza.

Got the munchies already!!

[Stakhanov]

sorry to be picky, last caption said "smokes a roll" pretty sure the singer says "smoke a bowl" Good song though ;)

[Anomki]

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world. - Carl Sagan

[TheArinom13]

@Anomki cannabis was baned by ther request of oil factories because the ford's model T car was soposed to run on standard ethanol wich was mostly produced from cannabis. later 50% americans had fords model T :/ blame the corporations!!!

[d4m4s74]

@TheArinom13 and the wood corporations (paper can be made from hemp)

[ujstgotcaged]

@TheArinom13 FUCKIN EH!

[FloydyTube]

@TheArinom13 Actually, it was Dupont (who funded election campaigns) and had created Nylon... hemp was a big threat to them

[Nuxehh]

@TheArinom13 Can you tell me more about that? I didn't really understand.. :O

Did the americans get high off the cars? And are Ethanol produced from Cannabis, how?

[258legolas]

@TheArinom13 cannabis was banned because the people who grew trees for paper would lose everything from hemp

[TheMarshall92]

sick people ! -___-

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@BrinnaNanda

Thanks for noticing, you're welcome. ;)

[eddiemurphyfan100]

this was actually by Bob Rivers

[parodysinger9]

Ok lol - the last line is actually, "maybe he sits and smokes a bone".  They were going to have it be "bowl", but then changed it to "bone". lol. This is by Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes.... I'm the vocalist on this :)

[superbolt2012]

why shouldn’t he, he created it

btw its a great medication

[admwz007]

Aaalternatywaaaaaaaa;D 

[MrTheyer]

she does

[weirdmeatloaf]

why pronounce it "cannabus"?

[parodysinger9]

@weirdmeatloaf - because it rhymes with tie - died micro bus! lol! But also, the idea is to try to make it sound as close to "Joan's" song as possible.... ;)

[dmwmm]

such an awesome song :)

[1Killarmy]

Thanks God I am atheist.

[hush404]

You got some of the lyrics wrong. Especially at the end, she says "maybe he sits and smokes a bowl" .... not "some rolls".

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@hush404

I know.. now.. :D but . Joint rolls are much better anyway ;) .

[JudiJudi51]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam

Spoken like a true stoner! :)

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@JudiJudi51

Indeed. :)

[Melodaf]

@hush404you got it wrong too. Not some rolls, not a bowl.. but a BONE!

[andynorris]

@hush404 No big deal. The lyrics are easy enough to make out. Good stuff!

[Ausvapor420]

Why not just smoke some cones? fuck the bone.

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@Ausvapor420

Don't ask me..

[0x0221]

@Ausvapor420 ROFL

[bigchubby001]

@Ausvapor420

i thought it was after the saints go marching home, maybe he sits and smokes alone..

but thats just what i think I heard.

also could be rolls.

cones is just stupid. sry.

[bigchubby001]

@Ausvapor420

I thought it was " After the Saints go marching home, maybe he sits and smokes alone.."

but thats just what i think i heard.

[LeinsterRugbyy]

WHATS DA PROPER VERSION OF THIS SONG CALLED

[intheshitter]

@LeinsterRugbyy what if god was one of us

[LeinsterRugbyy]

@intheshitter yeah dats me ;)

[oracle945]

@zitpopper99 It was God who created the Cannabis plant for mankind to enjoy the benefits of..........

[TheDarkgaia123]

i dont have a religion and so i dont give 2 shits and a fuck about god, satan, angels, demons they can all just fuck eachother cuz thats probably they want to each other so.... LEAVE ME BE!!!! I AM WHO I AM AND THATS WHAT I'LL BE...

[lukafafrenz]

@TheDarkgaia123 who cares? your religion seems to be your ego

[ActuallyLiam]

If god was real then maybe it would be

[MeisterReaper]

well if god wasent high when he made us he must be a idiot afterall he is all-knowing wich mean he would know what kind of people we would be wich is not very nice he also knew that adam and eve would eat that apple ... do i have to contune on this hopeless jurney to explain that if god exist he is a morron

[MegaKris123456789]

fuck god

[zitpopper99]

this is disrespectful to God in so many levels

[Wierdmaster25]

Lmao, lol, rofl, etc.

[Imanuel601]

God made Cannabis. A thing that comes from god can't be bad.

[BoatNectar]

@Imanuel601 like rape?

[hyja38]

god smokes so much pot O_o

[hepyek31]

ok, it is totally good. does anyone tell me the sing between 02:40-02:46 ? that interested me more ..

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@hepyek31 That's Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed ;) YW !

[hepyek31]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam thank you very much ...

[rastaisfutur]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam you really are a selfish bastard! because you don't wanna know who is the writter and who sang it so you forbid people to write about it?? what if some1 who heard it from you wanted to know more??? well done! you know how to live in a society-

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@rastaisfutur It's not that i do not want to know. It's because of those people who doesn't know are posting their pointless and false-leading comments. If you or somebody else knows exactly and has the right information then feel free to write me - No comments here are needed.

& just writing isn't gonna do it. I wanna know the source to make sure the facts!

[rastaisfutur]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam fair enough , the truth is that all the infos are very vague about this song. the only thing that I know is that it's a parody from Joan osbourne's song One of Us. In most sites you will find it as weird al yankovic's song , others say that it's Bob rivers. allow me to take back that bastard thing, now that I know your intensions!

[RandomGamer1911]

whats the credits music?

[LittleQueenTudor]

God is like my best friend now. I hope when I die and go to heaven he gives me an endless supply of Pot.

[jfink18]

alanis morissette

[bahlah91]

lol.. cool song.. whos the artis neways? hahaha.. i really2 wanna download this.. xD

[euripideesshreds]

Oh, this is exquisite, we love this... now it's all complete...

[Charlesufarley2010]

Love this song, you likely dont care but you got some of the words wrong ;-)

[MaEiAnnaSulleEnam]

@Charlesufarley2010

Not really. ;) Look up the right lyrics and try to listen this song real hard.. I've listened this song over 500 times for sure... Don't forget - i made this video.. And one thing for sure - if you know something about making videos for music .. U gotta listen the song over and over and over and over and over again..

[Devilock79]

@MaEiAnnaSulleEnam

Hmm...well for one the last line is "maybe he sits and smokes a bowl", not "smokes some rolls". But yeah, it doesn't really matter.

[stichy420]

@IsaIslam1 Vaporizer? :D

[uk1duffy]

Haha funny as hell lol

[beerbrain420]

@IsaIslam1 Oh lighten up, for crying out loud. You really need a sense of humor, dude.

[AudreyTwifan]

lol..

[pupuguru]

@baasthomasable Joan Osborne...;-D

[pupuguru]

@baasthomasable Uhhh, Joan Osbourne...

[DubheadSickstep]

Don´t wanna share on Facebook because of 1337 times shared^^

[herbmania420]

dont know who wrote it but i love this song cause everbody knows he does smoke oh yeah

[SequinScars]

Always been a huge fan of this song. <3

[kuzi16]

uhh.. huh huh... let there be snot... 

[lilnicky1301]

lol thats preety great

[elvis432]

Good smok, i know that. ;)