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  • "This game is hard, and therefore it sucks."

    My staple reaction to any given game.

  • This is clearly very tongue-in-cheek.... but I still don't get it. I think you're headed in the right direction, but your material needs development and your delivery is extremely sloppy.

    ...and WHAT'S WITH the 60hz hum throughout most of the video? It annoys my ears!

  • @NecrophageonIII I've improved a lot since this video. The hum is gone in the later ones, back then I didn't know how to use Audacity to edit it out.

  • @FFL2and3rocks Consider them checked out!

  • Every time I see someone rage at a Third Rate Gamer video not realizing it's a parody, I wonder how people can be so fucking dumb.

  • @BexRanner This is America we're talking about - home of the valley girl, and Jersey Shore...

    Just think about all the obviously fake videos you've seen, and how morons have always plastered the comments section with the exclamation "FAKE!"

    10% of the people that use this site can spell.

    10% of that 10% are capable of critical thinking.

    Stop being baffled and join the cynical people-hater club. American culture (and I use the term loosely) breeds idiots. Just be thankful you escaped their fate.

  • Castlemania? LOL xD

  • lol spot on parody! 

  • You magnificent bastard.

  • @alexander4904 Do people as stupid as you really exist? You honestly can't see satire like normal people? Are you fucking mentally challenged?

  • Beginner.

  • @HubbyHair Beginner what?

  • @FantasyDragon he doesnt know Everything About the NES Games.

  • @HubbyHair It's a parody show. It's for comedy.

  • dielnfire and kirbyY15 i still dont like the third rate gamer. he acts like the biggest retard in this universe

  • @alexander4904 No the biggest retard in the universe is clearly you. You went on most of his videos leaving coments like "you are an avgn rip off" or "you suck". He is a parody of Irate Gamer who is a rip off of AVGN. He delibrately rips off avgn as a joke at the Irate Gamer. By putting things like "you suck" and "you aren't funny" you just prove you are unimagitave and can't think up good insults. How old are you, five?

  • Didn't "je deteste" this game before the releases it?

    (It's a guarantee you don't get it)

  • you copy the avgn

    

  • @alexander4904 I don't know who that is.

  • @FFL2and3rocks he's a game reviewer and a good one to. by the way you suck

  • @SAMUELwasKANG He is TOO a prick! You don't know what you're talking about! He ripped off Third Rate Gamer's Castlemania review!

    Besides, most of his fans are too stupid to realize what parody and satire are! *cough*

  • @FFL2and3rocks and by the way if you dont know who avgn is than why did you make jokes about him?

  • @SAMUELwasKANG I just looked up this AVGN guy and I have to say, what a fucking prick. He totally rips off the Third Rate Gamer in several of his reviews and then has the audacity to make money off of this guy's hard work. Seriously, guys like that should be ashamed of themselves. Maybe even have other guys sign up for accounts online just to parody and make fun of them.

    Fuck James Rolfe, talentless prick.

  • @Cajaquarius he's not a prick. you have your opinion and i have mine

  • @SAMUELwasKANG In all seriousness, I am just fucking with you. I actually respect Rolfe too. The fact is, Third Rate Gamer is a parody of the Irate Gamer who actually does seriously rip off this James Rolfe/AVGN guy, big time. Third Rate Gamer is actually on the side of AVGN by making fun of Irate Gamer. Think of Third Rate Gamer as performing a Weird Al Yankovic parody except instead of parodying a song he is parodying a person who rips off other peoples stuff.

  • @Cajaquarius yeah. but weird al is better

  • @SAMUELwasKANG Dude, FFL2and3rocks is an Irate Gamer parody!! He is a fan of the AVGN. The comment he made was a joke. It parodies Irate Gamer. He rips him off and never mentions him.

  • @alexander4904 No he's parordizing the Irate Gamer.

  • why is avgn's voice in the backround. you are the worst reviewer in this planet. i am serious

  • @alexander4904

    you are taking this serious? seriously? you don't know this is supposed to be like that?

    it is made to be funny... NOT informative

  • @alexander4904 it's a parody of the irate fucker. How you can't get the joke genious. well, it's not a very funny parody either lol!

  • Please do more of these!! I rewatch them weekly! I would settle for 2 minute contest announcements where you give away DVDs of "Haunted Investigators" and then in the same 2 minutes admit that they're only $3! Or, Pong consoles which you admit are just sitting in your closet.

  • "Did they even test this box art before they released it?"

    That was a good one. I lold

  • FUCK IT! HE DOING IT LIVE :D

  • Ah, this is when your series really got good.

  • you shoulda called 3 a sequel to make it sound dumber

  • Its not a serious review.

    Its meant to be funny.

    Its called third rate gamer.

    Get it?

  • just go jerk... man, copy past from avgn?

  • @netsoftware Paste yo' ass.

  • It's nowhere near as hard as Ghosts N' Goblins. GnG is cheap, Castlevania is not.

  • Parody

  • Irategamer castlevania

  • You know what's truly sad? Some people don't realize that You're trying to show how awfully Irate Gamer sucks. And that he is a complete and utter ripoff of James Rolfe. Kudos on these videos. They're hillarious. I agree 100%

  • after doing some research... XD awesome!

  • I love your wit.

  • Cry Wolf is the product of a troll, and a blatantly obvious one at that.

    It's called CRY WOLF for god's sake. Just goes to show you the automatons at Youtube will just remove anything if anyone makes a fake company and files a copyright claim.. idiots.

  • Awesome parody!

    You know ill admit, i really don't care if irategamer makes bad jokes (ie: see his Chris and Scottie Roadtrip, that's the WORST) but research is an important factor. If one can't get his/her research right, regardless of if the jokes are creative and funny, my respect is lost.

  • wtf, he took the first episode of avgn in this video! That's pretty funny!!!

  • genius to show ur blatant plagerism with ur voice dubbed over it. this is most entertaining.

  • Hahaha testing box arts. They should have tested Phantasy Star 2 and Breath of fire 2 American boxarts too. Ghost and Goblins takes time but let's say that the fight against Death and the screen before it is a littler harder. Hahahah AVGN again. Too bad Castlevania 2 was actually a good game. I like your parodies, they are fun. People who can't tell this is a parody even without your comments are clearly retarded and not the good kind of retarded.

  • "This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    GET IT?"

    -I agree

  • This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

    GET IT?

  • *casually walks away*

    ...

    ROAR

    ...

    THAT was close.

  • AVGN already reviewed Castlevania 2 before you.

  • @TheWeegieGamer this is a joke review

  • @EmulatorRobot do not cuss on an 11 year old. read the comment i posted on the channel which was a response to 7ruthie's message. yes, she cussed in the message, so did you. whatever says in that comment also goes for you, you cusser!!

  • @TheWeegieGamer fuck, shit, bitch, ass, whore, bastard, bitch, nigga, chink, faggot, also only red neck trash say "cuss"

  • @TheWeegieGamer This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass.

  • @7ruthie look, I wrote that comment a week & a half ago, can't we just FORGET about it?! Your'e embarrasing me on youtube! why call an 11 year old a dumbass? this was the first time I saw the third rate gamer & I hardly payed attention to the title. so, everyone.....................J­UST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

  • This was a good one. Your funnier that a lot of ppl who do parodys of the avgn ripoff

  • @Zetton199198

    Yeah! What I really like about the TRG is that he uses his own voice instead of this annoying computer generated voice.

  • What a bunch of ass coleslaw with a side of jumbo shrimp, French fries, bread and guacamole with a pre-large drink, and a chocolate ice cream sundae for desert! :D

  • Oh come on, Irate is NOT like that...

  • @robertsfunny1995

    Nah he is not that funny

  • @StriderShadow Well that's because this guy is spoofing him to make it funny, if Irate did that himself of course it wouldn't be funny, but I personally think those animations are funny, and what's with that claim that he uses an Emulator? What would make anyone think that, and why would it matter if he did? BTW on an off topic note I have 500 wii points on me and I was wondering if I should get Castlevannia I or III...

  • @robertsfunny1995

    He does use an emulator and a bunch of other crap like cheat devices (just look at ghost and goblins where he uses an arcade emulator and pretends we cant see it)

    And its kinda sad when the spoofs on you are way better than your own show i would say.

    Off topic note: Both games are great so i cant really recommend one over the other. III is longer and harder (damn that sounds wrong) while I is a pure classic

  • @StriderShadow he actually said in the description he showed footage from the arcade version because the nes version doesnt have cheats

  • @enemY1990

    Well dont "review" a game if you cant even beat the first level without cheating

  • @StriderShadow well i think its all about determination, games like ninja gaiden and castlevania are kinda hard, but if you really do your best its beatable.

  • @enemY1990

    Well.. Did i say anything else? ^^ I have beaten both of those games and games like battletoads. Thats why it makes me mad to see Irate "gamer" cheat his way through a game and even complain while playing with cheats. I never said it was impossible to complete hard games :) I just said that if you are terrible at games (Irate gamer) dont review them,since you cant do them justice if you cheat

    And yes i know he does it "for fun". But there is a difference between stupidity and fun

  • i have a playstation 2 controoller too

  • ASSBURGERS WITH A SIDE OF FRIES

  • Castlemania. XD Nice video, man.

  • "This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass."

    WAT

  • 0:29 look to the right. MIDDLE FINGER IN THE BACKGROUND!

  • James Rolfe's voiceover in the background? Priceless.

  • Another "Pirate Gamer"?

  • You probably get asked this alot, but at 1:30 what song starts playing? Also, when are you making a new video? Or has it not been the 6 months yet?

  • @undergroundpredator Vampire Killer I believe.

  • @undergroundpredator erm.... you bloody idiot, that's the BGM on the first level in Castlevania 1!!!

  • @TheDudeYouHateToMeet gee thanks, I never played castlemania before, am I still an Idiot? Chesse N rice!

  • lol castle mania and funny faces!

  • @Demendred1605 ololol

  • Castlemania. LOL. Could you review Vaniac Mansion please?

  • REVIEW WAS AWESOME (ur voice sux though) i didnt take the review srsly but ur voice still sucked xD

  • i like third rate gamer hes funny

  • love the end lol

  • I'm sorry people take these seriously.

  • the voiceover on the avgn reviews,the low quality stuff and effects..all wonderful.also,all the comments of those moron here that take the video seriously is equally fun

  • I seriously can't believe that after all this time, people STILL take these hilarious videos seriously.

  • Lol, this is funny as hell. Good job. XDD

  • LOL AT THE END

  • GOOD GRAPHIX MEAN EVERYTHING, BITCHES.

  • It's hilarious how seriously people take these videos. Good Job FFL2and3rocks. Also... Wario.

  • hey mother fucker I can heard james your not playing your reviewing the video asshole

  • you suck more than dracula are ya a Vampire. Get it?

  • Subliminal message at 4:48:

    "But I love cursing! It gives the illusion of humor!"

    That's also what IG and all of his fans think. XD

  • What kind of fucking chump would you have to be to not realize that this is a parody?

  • OMG U R DUM N000ooobbb U COPEY AVGN I CAN HERE HIM IN BACKROUND U POLAGIARZT

  • @NiggerGoMoo Lol you took vid seriously HA HA!!!!

  • I think I love you

  • Funny shit. We getting more anytime soon?

  • One of the best videos on youtube

  • Nice Parody you made. XD

  • You are awesome man, Kudos man, kudos

  • How come this video isn't banned in Germany?

  • I found out about TRG because FFL2and3rocks got retsupuraed. I love this videos. Castlemania... HAHAHAHA

  • 1:47

    Zombies?

    I thought the Belmonts were fighting terrorists.

  • The funniest thing about your videos is how spot on you are with IG. its painful to watch his crap now because you don't even need to parody him. He does a perfect job of making a joke of himself already.

  • YESS! THIRD RATE TELL UM' WHATS UP!

  • lol the people taking these videos seriously just makes this funnier

  • this was so funny it hurt

  • Testing the box art? This world dosn't make sence anymore

  • @Dizco69

    READ THE DISCRIPTION!!!!!!!

  • Die video game character, die. That was hillarious xD

  • It's funny that if you search "Castlevania 3 review", this is the second result. What an in-depht review of CV3 :)

  • Great parody. I'm sorry that I've only just discovered you. I especially loved the 'What a shitload of f- uh... what a piece of shit' part with the picture of the Nerd.

  • Not funny, sorry.

  • Awesome parody! Hilarious!

  • this guy is on meth

  • The best Parody ;-)

  • how do you manage to not get banned by the IrateGamer?

  • @zidaneff He stopped removing videos a long time ago.

  • @FFL2and3rocks

    Thank fick.

  • @FFL2and3rocks If he removed you, we'd remove him and then murder him.

  • @FFL2and3rocks

    A good year later, this post is alot funnier.

  • @OrreGot If you're talking about Cry Wolf Productions, I'm pretty sure it isn't Chris.

  • @FFL2and3rocks But why is CWP taking down videos, that would mean he/she/they are taking down videos that have nothing to do with them. So, it has to be Boring man, or one of his accomplices. Either way, CWP needs to fucking die.

  • @gigawarman12 To cause trouble. They aren't the only ones who have made false copyright claims against people.

  • @FFL2and3rocks But is there anyone else besides CWP who have been taking down Bores related videos? I am well aware of the welfare gamer and jfreedan, but they take down videos that relate to them, not bores.

  • @gigawarman12 I can't remember any other Bores-related incidents, but a few years ago one of my old Youtube Poop videos was taken down by someone pretending to be "Chris Bore" (no S) and "Alex Ed Spax" along with a few other people's videos. A while ago some popular Let's Players like chuggaaconroy and NintendoCapriSun were suspended. TheArchfiend was once targeted by someone who made a claim against hundreds of his videos that are just him in front of a camera talking.

  • @FFL2and3rocks hmmm, that is troublesome.

  • @Dizco69 read the description! he's doing a parody!!!

  • fuck him he is a avgn ripoff yeha sue me mouther fucker

  • Why didnt you include the spin-off "Return to Castlemania Wolfenstein"? It was the best part due to the swiss zombies and the grafics.

  • You sir are the most brilliant satirist of our time.

  • Hahahaha, that was fucking hilarious, man! This whole video is made of win, seriously. *Looks through comments* And apparently I'm one of the only persons who doesn't take this seriously, and who likes you, lawl

  • You should make a Silent Hill 2 review criticizing it's soundtrack.

  • The first Sentence has a "wrong saying?" and it really was the most important thing.

    Super CastleMANIA ? wasnt it called VANIA :D

  • I lost it at "Didn't they even test this box art before they released it!?"

  • This is a good parody.

  • "That was a close one!" This makes my day every time I watch this xD

    Go, little dude!!!

  • hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! very funny i love a good spoof

  • @AlbertTheFinal In other words, you took the video seriously.

  • @AlbertTheFinal haha omfg you are the only one whos sucks you thought he was serious?! you are retarded maybe you should consider to turn on your brain on before watching a game review next time

  • @AlbertTheFinal

    You're weird and dumb.

  • @AlbertTheFinal "mhuahahaha" you can't read

  • @AlbertTheFinal I still find it incredible when people can take an obvious parody seriously no matter how intentionally forced everything throughout the video is.

  • @AlbertTheFinal He is a PARODY. A joke. Funny. Humour. DO RESEARCH!

  • @ThatDudeWithTheCap1 Hah. By "He is a parody" do you mean that his life is completely useless and unfunny? If so, then you just helped me blam this piece of crap.

    If you don't think so, then im just wasting your time. Thank you for reading, you are getting old. And old, and old and old...

  • @AlbertTheFinal your comment just makes so much sense, i dont even want to read what thatdudewiththecap1 said, your comment is made of pure genius

  • @EmulatorRobot tenks for subscribe my goodlooking comment i'm interested of know if you are trolling me whit you're comment or is a real comment to show me how much my comment look cool... i can wait for years...

  • @AlbertTheFinal spell check your comment before posting it, also i know this is a douche thing to do, but you typed you're(you are) when you are supposed to be using the possessive "your", and i am neither trying to tell you your comment was cool or trolling, when you yourself were trolling, so stop trolling me "whit you're" comment, it just makes you lok bad

  • @EmulatorRobot problem EmulatorRobot?

  • @AlbertTheFinal there you go again not making any sense, but i'll just reply with 2 words too to see if you can make a reply that makes sense

  • @AlbertTheFinal your gay

  • @EmulatorRobot only the gays know who is gay...

    gay...

  • @AlbertTheFinal that doesn't make any sense, all of america knows that Ricky Martin is gay, does that mean all of america is gay? since you resorted to calling me gay after i called you gay (copying), i'm thinking of not even responding to your fag-ish comments

  • "This review is an obvious parody, and anyone who can't figure that out is a dumbass." This probably has to be here. That makes me sad about the world =(

  • ya that dumb, everybody in the 80's knew about it

  • Your Castelmaynia 3 review is the best review you've done EVAAH

  • @shadowgeyser

    damit you got here first shit!

  • kip?

  • Didn't they even test this box art before they released it!? :p

  • the funniest part is when it makes fun of how unfunny the irate gamer is with that shitty zombie part.

  • remix of the begining in the begining

  • I love this parody, except some of your points are a little too valid, like the deceiving health bar in CV1 and the currency in CV2. Otherwise I really enjoy watching these videos. I can't wait for the new one to be released.

  • @ViremasterOfUSA

    Actually, the health bar in CV1 makes sense, because some enemies take 3 HP away. So if they halved the health bar, thed'd take 1,5. And they'd rather have 2 and 3 than 1,5 and 1.

  • I love how the devil is the Third Rate Gamer with a sun burn.

  • "Can this text move any slower? I can take a shit faster than this." He should have said that.

  • ROFLOLMAO @ 2:14 - 2:25

    Go, little dude! Can't wait fo the new episode to come out! :]

  • Lol, "I wanna play Dragon Warrior" and you show Final Fantasy 5.

    This is SO like the IrateGamer, great parody :)

  • he is godlike the best game critisism

  • lol

  • why is there a castle? i got no clues for that XDXD FUCKING HILARIOUS XDXDXD

  • that's because you're supposed to be showing a NES controller not a PS2 controller

  • I modded my NES so that a PS2 controller will fit in the controller port.