Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow

[INTPTT]

Baldness suits you.

[DarkLord9852]

1.take a dep breath

2 think of somebody you like

3 press f10 five times

4 send this to 5 yioutube videos

5 look at your backround

[studboy711]

All you need now is a swaztica on the back of your neck.

[SheepRCool17]

LOL!!!!

[raythetse]

i have a ripply head so if i shave it bald its hard to get all the hair shaved right down in the little valleys hehe.

[Censeo]

I did that a week ago (from posting this comment obviously)... only I had 25 inches of hair previously. No bets or anything, just felt like I needed a new look.

[stethespaniard2]

u look weird used to the black spikes

[bigboy45454545]

Nice head Kojak. It really looks good, baldy!

Don't ask God to have bears attack me or anything. Know what I mean? I'm sure you do, It's a bible story.

[anotharemix]

It actually is a good look for you.

[H3ld3rF]

it actually looks good on you :)

[themanwhoknew]

You should've also got sponsor's for a charity.

[holyjesus]

Yup I long for the hawk. I'll need to change industries before I can do it though.

[ronaldlavigne]

I think you should paint the veins ...mmm .red

[KernsNoel]

Oh I think we like the sith do we?

[limegreensquid]

Looks good on you, suits your face and skull very well! Unfortunately my situation is quickly becoming a natural truth ...

[Tigerkitten1976]

WOW!! The amazingly, sexy, hot ,BALD Superman!!! Only time I came even close to that was when I got drunk with my boss (and a bunch of other people)...and he came out of the bathroom HALF shaved. He kept saying "I CAN'T shave the other side too...my wife is going ot be SO mad!!"...lol. I finally convinced him to let me shave the other side for him/ Nice job, though, AZ...shows integrity and great character....AND...now you can be VIn Deisel's body double!! **BONUS**

[skllyn85]

here today, gone tomorrow, that's me. hahahaha

[RationalRoundtable]

I knew it all along!

AZSuperman is really AZLuthor!

[azsuperman01]

LOL!

[RationalRoundtable]

Seriously though AZ I commend you in this. I did the same for my crew when I was a restaurant manager back in the day. (I did not look as good as you bald though)

[azsuperman01]

RationalRoundtable - It's amazing motivating embarrassing your boss can be!

[rebryant66]

The real Superman exposes himself. Beware that could be a sin, did you read the bible?

[azsuperman01]

The Bible saying having long hair is bad (if you're a man)... and making fun of a bald person is a sin worthy of being mauled by a bear.

[supermandan85]

Samson had long hair and his hair length MADE him (according to the bible) strong!! Funny contradictions huh?

[RationalRoundtable]

ok, ok I have to bite, maybe I am just really tired right now (which I am) but where does it say that having long hair is bad?

[azsuperman01]

RationalRoundtable - It's in 1 Cor, in the same place where it says women should not pray to God without covering their head.

1 Cor 11:14-15 "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"

[limegreensquid]

Weren't there also entire stories and verses and rules about men being forbidden to cut their hair, especially if they are men of power? The whole Samson and Delilah story and all that?

[sixkiller111]

az

Oh yes, yahweh's pretty serious about about not "dissing" bald-headed men!

God doesn't care if they are male, female, or a young child. He "will" send out the bears!

I'm sure all apologists will come up with a good reason for god being justified in this matter. I just haven't heard it yet. Oh, I know which one they'll use..."his ways are not our ways."

They could have said that about Saddam!

[rebryant66]

Nah man you look cool bald. I have the same problem so I'll hush.

I don't want any encounters with a bear.lol

[1RadicalOne]

"The Bible saying having long hair is bad (if you're a man)"

What about Jesus? Is that not a major hole?

PS

You look better with your hair.

[NonStampCollector]

Hell YEAH.

You look bad-ass dude.

I'd cross the street if you were coming towards me.

[xXAkridXx]

Agency? Are you in the FBI?

[welikeme23]

Dude its john locke at the end!

[cyxgun]

Looks good AZSupes.

[amazonhippie]

I don't have the skull shape for completely shaved, but you do.

[lxzy104]

Indeed its mostly about skull shape. But you can't gave no head acne or psoriasis.

[BRtheDEMON]

Some people just cannot pull off the shaved head look..... you on the other hand CAN. Looking good mate. Keep the videos coming!

[ZoliGraves]

You got a Lex Luthor thing going on man it's cool. It's Evil AZSuperman01.. It's AZBIZZARO!

[Zardas11]

Luckily it doesnt look bad

[DiggumSmack77]

Ok nevermind, I had the volume down low during the first few seconds of the video and missed that you explained why. Ignore my last post.

[DiggumSmack77]

Hey AZ..but why? Does it relate to anything in particular?

[BigStr8Al]

Woooooaaaaaaaaaa!

[lundenmetal]

I would call you baldy, but I prefer not to be mutilated by a bear.

[2tonearmy1192]

I like the new mini banner

[MadeUThink]

Good thing you did that, as the bible says it's shameful for a man to have long hair, like Jesus. Now, Jesus will love you more.

[dilemmix]

Hey, where's your lollypop, Kojak!?

[shadowperson12]

you look kinda like dr. phil

[womanlybassplayer]

Wow! The new look is sexy and edgy!

[Sintwar]

Meh, that's nothing. Try growing your hair out to 3 foot long, and then shave it. Everyone you know will shit themselves the next time they see you. lol

Your hair on the other hand, the length that it was, will probably grow back in a month or so.

[iamdemom1]

oh - i thought of putting on a bald cap for april fools day - and posting that i shaved my head bald - but i was unable to fing one - this october - i will pick one up... but is a new look for you - iam

[TimKilgore]

Egad man! Maybe I'll make that bet with the people I manage LOL. I think it would have to be a really big goal for them to reach before I shave my head.

[azsuperman01]

It's amazing how hard people will work so they can embarrass their boss!

[KingHeathen]

at least you have a well-shaped head for it. A friend of mine has an odd-shaped head that has a "dip" just behind his frontal skull plate....

we call him "Lumpy"

Careful of the sun...that skin hasn't seen sunlight in some time!

[iHillman]

it suits you really well mate

[damillionmalania]

not too bad. :D

[xGothimox]

(not being gay) you dont look half bad being bald

[HonestDiscussioner]

I will not be able to recognize you now. . .

[AronRa]

Your hair was two feet too short to start with.

[reilender1]

Go up thou bald head! Ahhh I'm being attacked by bears.....ahhhhhhhh!

[lazyperfectionist1]

It makes you look like a villain in a saturday morning cartoon.

[playgrrrr]

who is the guy in the second part

[azsuperman01]

playgrrrr - That's my friend, Andy. He's a good guy.

[Atheistprimate]

Looks good and you save time not having to shampoo your hair. :P

[Discipol]

=))

[Bagodonuts15]

you're a good bald.  Is that how you say it a good bald? Anyway good luck with that, lol

[CherchezMoi]

Whew! At first I thought you were struck bald by the Almighty One himself!!

PS - Your wife will get used to it!

[M0THERKN0WSBEST]

Everybody should shave their head at least once in their lifetime, ... you are fortunate in that it suits you, when I did mine I was absolutely horrified at the shape of the back of my head, like an anvil. Anyhow, its like the warrior going into battle, Samson & Delila, the U.S. Marines, it's Zen, it's a cleansing thing, ... or in my case I just looked like a total twat.

[ananiasacts]

Why don't you engineer a holographic projector that creates the 3D image of a full head of hair?

[Arrada101]

Bald=genius. haha, looks nice on you

[Singebuggercat]

Whoah, now u one scary lookin mofo. XD

[WannabeTesla]

No! How could you shave your head?! It was the source of your divine strength!

[simplynutter08]

no-one would ever, EVER be so stupid as to actually believe something like that

oh...wait....

[Q2IN2Y]

Big ol beach ball head..

LOL nah you look the same though. SOme people cut their head and they look like some extraterrestrial

[kalsolarUK]

I have to agree with some previous comments..it really does suit you strangely.

[dreamy2]

Nice hairstyle (if atheism is a religion)

[MagnusIan]

I could never shave my head. Thank the FSM that I have good hair and there's no history of baldness in my family. : D

[Ansonidak]

Yeah your head is shaped well. Some guys really can't do the shaved head thing cuz they have narly bumps and knots on their skull or its shape is funky.

[leonwangls]

hahahaha skin head.....

[Wolden89]

You look a little like Karl Urban without your hair.

[Cletus575]

Looks pretty good actually :p

[Rowantwig]

Heh... so what did AZSuperBaby01 think of that? Or is it AZSuperToddler01 by now? I would have been surprised if my dad came home bald... :)

[azsuperman01]

Rowantwig - Actually, she took it very well. I expected her to be scared, but she just looked at me with curious eyes, then came up and gave Daddy a hug like usual.

[Dall5000]

Bald actually suits you.

[raramstad]

nice, looks pretty good i'd say :)

[ShadowReubenKee]

Haha! You look good in that Shawn. :D

[jbooks888]

my boss used to buy our team pizza and muffins and stuff...

[jbooks888]

SEXY AS ALL &%$#

[stellyyyyy]

Lol @ punnet.

[punnet2]

If you had accepted jesus, none of this would've ever happened.

[jbooks888]

lol punnet2

[CorndogMaker]

you should do the wacky bible story of Elisha the Prophet to commemorate. or did you already do that one?

[cheetah100]

I'M BLIND

I'M BLIND

[WolfSyndrome]

I like hair (mine's half a foot now, I think) but that's not a bad look for you.

[BananaHurricane]

You're lucky it looks good on you at least lol

[Vogter2100]

Ok then...now dont cut it for at least 2 years

[azsuperman01]

I don't know if I can keep it bald for that long. My wife prefers me with hair.

[Vogter2100]

Well then.. do not cut your hair.. get it long as jesus (or me and half the atheist community on the Tube ;-) )

[freedom0f5peech]

She's probably afraid that the girls are going to be all over you. LOL!

[RebirthedKarma]

So you're a manager? I'd like to work for you, you seem intelligent, level headed and knows how to get stuff done.

[MisterDax]

Woof! Looking sexy

[Fyrstorm180]

you dont look bad at all without hair

[Zero4Mars]

Shiny :)

[SuperAtheistBrothers]

Man of your word lol

Anyways make more videos!

[freedom0f5peech]

Is that Howey Mandel? haha.

Looks good on you man!

[bassyguitar]

LOLOLOLOL yass~

[allmightydouche]

You suit bald mate. Good to know just in case you yer lose hair in yer old age!

[ShadySk8rboy]

bald FTW!

[ChemberlyDR]

I don't like it

[mortensjoegren]

Well, it didn't make you prettier.

On the other hand, it wouldn't make me prettier and that wouldn't take much.

[intelligentfalling]

isnt that the name of Kings Quest IV?

[VColossalV]

BALD! :o

[PerishBrave]

i think it works!

[waterfat]

You look good bald dude.

[Specizzle]

Eddygoombah

[MrHOTCub08]

Not bad at all! I think I actually prefer your head shaved. But that's just me.

[hunnie14]

haha not bad!

[soundscapenyc]

looks good dude

[wade6906]

Instead of AZSuperman ur gonna have to go with AZLuthor!!!

[PerishBrave]

gotta say, as corny as that statement was, that took some observation lol. nice

[bobby472]

lol im always bald too. much easier to maintain. :-)

[tjf311]

COOL!