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  • the yellow band around his heam is sped like an m and the emblem is a cross with a bible in the middle

  • Worst Voice Ever

  • I am a strong Christian, but I believe that some elements of science can coexist with the Bible. The Bible says that the world was made in 6 days, but who's to say it wasnt 60 million of our years? After all, time doesn't matter to God. Also, please pick up a Bible, put aside any ideas you had about it before, and just start reading. I'm praying for you.

  • @JoshOfBall

    I advise you to do the same thing. Read your own damn bible without trying to re-interperet it.

  • I hate bibleman, my brother and sister hates him too but because of their hate of him, my dad blames me for getting them to hate him

  • The messages are good, but the show itself is terrible.

  • whatever, im done , ur a dick, and i hope someone in real life beats the fuck out you for the whiney little unhappy bitch your are,and you know what i see ? i see a man who has waaaay too much time on his hands,truth is ur an unhappy asshole, so by all means ,continue on with your pathetic little youtube videos,and if you honestly think what you say makes a difference your really mistaken.instead of trying to fix things, you just wanna sit there and point out problems all day

  • @TheMonsterfeiAnd I see a Troll who either supports bush or doiesn't give a fuck about Mass Murder or civil Rights. Fuck you too.

  • You do realize this was a children's show, right? It's not meant to "satisfy every answer posed by an atheist," but is just meant to be a show that will both be enjoyable to little kids and teach a kind of MORAL to them. Key word, "moral,' not "science."

    You're over-analyzing a CHILDREN'S SHOW with a purpose not even close to what you're arguing for. How about you get off your fat butt and GET A LIFE, because you just made yourself look like retarded by posting this video. What a troll.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy

    You are, in fact, the troll. You just displayed several signs of being a troll.

  • @dechha1981 You displayed signs of being a troll simply by posting this video. Are atheists really that desperate, to have to go to a children's show and analyze every facet of it? What next? Are you freaking out over the scientific impossibilities in some Kim Possible episodes?

    Well, I guess the best atheists are capable of arguing against is a children's show because they're utterly dumb when it comes to science.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy YOU come to MY channel, you go on the internet to accuse other people on the internet of being cliches of being people who go on the internet, youyou say stuff like "How about you get off your fat butt and GET A LIFE, because you just made yourself look like retarded by posting this video. What a troll." and you anoy people to the point where they have to block you just to get you to shut up.

  • @dechha1981 I did not come to your channel. I was searching YouTube for Bibleman episodes that I used to watch as a kid. I saw your video and thought it was part of the episode or something, but instead found a hater with way too much free time on his hands making a video about inaccuracies in a CHILDREN'S SHOW. That's why you're the troll here, and not me.

    And, you blocked me to "shut me up"? What happened to freedom of speech? I guess you're only for that when you like the speech. Fascist.

  • @BenjaminTwenty YOU JUST MADE A NEW ACCOUNT JUST TO PESTER ME FURTHER AFTER I BLOCKED YOU.

    If that's not Troll behaviour what is.

  • @BenjaminTwenty I didn't come toy your channel, you came to mine. I'm not continueing to pester you after you didn't wanna talk anymore, you made a new account after I BLOCKED YOU. Trolls are defined by their tendancy to gop to places where they are unwelcome and complain about what everyone else is enjoying just top piss everyone off. This is MY channel. YOU came HERE. You're not on ly unwelcome here, I had to block you TWICE.

    YOU ARE A TROLL.

  • @BenjaminTwenty One more thing; clips of the show didn't even start untill 2:23. You'd have to have been watching the video for at least 2 and a half minutes to even see what the video was actually about, more than enough time to realize it wasn't what you thought it was. You could have stopped watching and moved on at any time.

    You didn't.

    TROLL.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy hold on man, i know, this guy is a dick....but not all atheists are like him, i was atheists for most of my life until recently..but although i did not believe, i still went to church......because religion is what makes a happy person, beleiving in god or not, its morals and ethics, and the rest falls in line.and to the maker of this video, leave beleivers alone, for some , god is the only reason they dont kill themselfs, dont bash somthing tht makes plenty happy,let them be

  • @TheMonsterfeind Well maybe we would, if YOU would stop bombing civillian villages, opressing gays, telling kids that...

    ... wait, really? THAT'S why I should "respect" their Faith? Because they're so pathetic that their god is the only reason they don't commit suicide? That's even worse than saying we should respect Islam because Muslims love their god more than their children!

    By the way, I'M not the one who just called all religious people suicidal losers.

  • @dechha1981 regardless of what either of us think, ....its childrens show..its not gonna be perfect, all im saying is what this childrens show stands for is god, not muslims. .......but why do you hate somthing that can make people happy ? and why spread so much hate for no reason at all :( and im not religous, although my views have changed with in the last month or so.

  • @TheMonsterfeind BULLSHIT! There are WAY better children shows than this with MUCH better messages to convey. Messages such as "DO think for yourself".

    Happy? Genocide makes people happy? Homophobia makes people happy? War makes people happy? Opression makes people happy? Spying on your own people makes people happy? NOT THINKING makes people happy? What the fuck kind of happiness does any of that stuff justify?

  • @dechha1981 =) i dont have anything against you , really, im 18, and i hated religion for 17 years of them,theres some things in this world were not meant to understand, down to why the world turns to stem cell research or cellular devolpment for handicapped, nothing is perfect and it never will be, but at the end of the day id like a world where i dont have to fight with people and have a good talk with you on here bout music or somthing,but it alot of people can really be hurt by what you say.

  • @TheMonsterfeind And I'd like a world where I have a huge harem and there vwere no Republicans. What's your fucking point?

  • (1of2) Firstly, ditto on what KulakxFilms said about the age range minus the language, but about John 3:16- I have a different look on it. Its not saying believe in me or well just believe in me or you're screwed. Its saying that Jesus is the only key to heaven, in other scripture puts it "I am the way, the truth, and the light. No one comes to the Father, except through Me." you can call me a stupid Christian, all you want. I don't care, my faith is strong.

  • i believe in god but if i was a super hero i wouldnt be this pussy (first corinthians 15:58 sez knock this mother fucker out would have been a cool thing to say when he was fighting)

  • i believe in god but if i was a super hero i wouldnt be this pussy

  • I walk upon the path of righteousness. Glory halleluya, praise be!

  • Man... I'm a Christian - not a Catholic nor a Protestant, but more general christian. Whatever.

    But THIS! I don't get this... No, really: I don't. I'm obviously not American, because I don't understand why would anyone think it a good way to propagate their beliefs with a PowerRanger-like figure weilding a lightsaber and shooting random quotes from the Bible at a guy named "Shade of Doubt".. You don't get dumber than that... Well actually you do, but this shit is still very high in rank.

    Sheesh!

  • @ImaginationUser On behalf of all americans, I humbly appoligize for this shit. And when I become president, I shall make bullshit like this illigal as a form of child abuse.

  • Why is doubt such a bad thing if you have the truth?

  • ok so i dont like bible man. but you need to look in to crist not triying to bash

  • @Yhudination BLOCKED!!!

  • I think you nailed the biggest stupidity of Bibleman-- It was made by someone with no concept of what superheroes are. Clearly, he just rips off what the average schmuk sees of Batman: he has a "batcave" and sidekicks and all kinds of gadgets, when he SHOULD be someone whose power comes from his faith (Even if it manifests as armor and weapons), fighting DEMONS representing vices, and not just stupid, watered-down Batman style maniacs. It fails right from the premise.

  • I am currently hosting a Bibleman discussion on my Youtube channel. Please click on my name above and share your comments and stories on this legendary hero!

  • no.

  • I miss Johnplex, his videos on these fundies were very amusing.

  • The swords look kinda like Lightsabers from Star wars. o_o

  • Okay, this video is obviously for KIDS, around ages of 2 to FUCKING 7, no one cared about the costumes, i would know cause my cousins watched it and thought he looked cool, if you are an athiest, why do you even give a shit? and i see jon 3 16 has already pissed you off, its FOR KIDS, the password works since its for BELIEVERS, why are you even bothering pulling this up, i should do a rant on logans run for its crap props oh wait, its OLD

  • So, you're ranting and raving about the fact that I'm ranting and raving about something that YOU think I shouldn't care about..

    Hypocrite.

  • i see i hit a soft point

  • No, you're just a troll.

  • @dechha1981 wouldn't you be the troll for making this video..?

  • (2of2) And if you say the Bible contradicts itself, give me verses. Give me reference. I don't care how you respond to this, but I'm gonna be praying for you. Prayer doesn't "not work" it just works in its own way that you may not realize it.

    and for the record, I agree about the costume looking stupid.. but it got MUCH better/cooler as they made more videos. Take care, man. =)

  • I wonder if bibleman censors comments on his You tube videos like Ray comfort does? The shadow of doubt may try to post there!

  • The force is not with you Bibleman!

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  • okay how is Shadow of a Dought a bad guy he is just a middle aged white bald guy with a mask i mean the the villians from Fantastic 4 were better than this guy.

  • If you like your super-heroes pudgy and really disinterested, then Biblemans your guy.

  • Bibleman is like 5'7". The pastor is taller than he is. The hell is with that Michael Jackson-dancing guy? Great, you beat up a little girl, good for you. Quit acting like a twirp.

  • its like a bad accident you just can't look away how much have they stolrn then turned into this thing

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  • come on for a TV show about someone acting for god on earth I expected a little genocide maybe? A few rapes?

    Stoning of homosexuals?

    Slavery of Blacks?

    how can you have a good bible shopw without a sacrifice? God loved a few deaths here and there.

  • Ignorance is strength... now, where does THAT comes from... Ha.

  • I appreciate the sentiments, but dissing things biblical is like shooting fish in a barrel.

    You do make a good point when pointing out Christianity's ridiculous habit of using the bible to prove that the bible is true.

    And it's true: Bibleman has the production values of a straight-to-video porno.

  • Shadow of Doubt? Oh man, he must have despicably evil powers like critical thinking, analysis and evaluation.

  • I've always hated Bible man, I always will. It's like they dumb everything to the logic of a 2 year old (to say that is insulting to 2 year olds intelligence) and slap on stereotypes to make the parents buy the stuff for their kids who are worse off for it.

  • If they acctually made a good Bibleman, you'd make a good shadow of Doupt. ^^

  • u r gay bibleman is one of the best superhero ever the redeemer sucks balls.

  • And YOU ARE a racist homophobe and an idiot. You're also blocked.

  • *bows to the Lord of the Flies* Jk ^^

  • how does that make me racist moran!? im entitled to my opinion, i didnt agree with ur on bibleman. Im NOT a racist. and i dont give a care if im blocked. why the hell would i wanna talk to you.

  • Yes you are. Racist, Homophobe, mysogenist, same thing.

  • You made quite a bit of sense there. I liked how you came at it first off how it sucks as a comic before you went for the soft underbelly of christianity. Good job. Got yourself a new subcriber. ^^

  • im pretty sure bible man was made so christians can of course make more money, thing bout it, they hav christain rap,chrictian rock, they even hav christian candy, also the main produce of christianity WAR!, wats next christian deoterant thou shalt not stink

  • There is nothing original about this. From the light sabres, the costumes, the super scope thingy. It looks like a really lame version of Adam West 's Batman, but at least that one had originality; this is just a horrible mix of ripping off better material & religious dribble.

  • i just saw a few minutes of bibleman on tv. Its fucken retarded.You gotta obey god the bible says you have to. retarded. who wrote the bible. PEOPLE!!!! bullshit television.

  • Funniest

    Thing

    Ever

  • That sidekick is worse than Robin.

  • Ya... BUT HES BLACK. jk

  • You sound a little retarded.

  • Well, I'd atleast put a question mark or something on Shadow of Doubt. Maybe make the costume darker to make him more shadowy. A difficult one to make him seem better.

  • Did I fucking cunt, I mean Cuss? I'm so fucking sorry.

  • FASCIST!

    You don't like people having Free Speech? OK, then you don't get any.

  • How difficult can it be to debunk Bibleman? He's a fictional character!!!

    ... What?

  • what is this crap, bibleman, oh my god.

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  • u fake!!!!!

  • We have diversity, look at our black man. He has a gun and dances like Michel Jackson....

  • Bibleman is pretty good as a bad guy.

  • I'm sorry, but I had to stop after you started comparing the two costumes. I read comic books and the fact that you're trying to say that a Todd McFarlane creation makes sense is retarded. Oh, and not all superhero costumes make sense. Like Vision for example. If he's an android, why does he need the cape?

  • Regardless of the fact that I agree with the majority of the video I actually have to agree with this point (GlassGoth's). Superhero costumes don't have to make sense. To say they do is a complete load. If they did, Aquaman's outfit would have a merman's tail. Storm's outfit would have lightning, a tornado, a wave, and rain emblems all over it. Gambit's outfit and weapons would be those of chess pieces, not cards. These are just a few. The video, on the whole, was excellent. :)

  • You should give this kind of treatment to some of VenomFangx's anti-evolution videos.  I don't call them creationism videos because he only makes poor attempts to discredit evolution, but never seems to provide evidence for creationism.

  • No, I'm afraid people who swallow that crap will use it as an excuse to do really bareberric things, like they did recently in Calafornia.

  • this is awesome

  • The only thing Bibleman and the bible have in common is that their both made up. :D

  • I hope I'm not the only one that noticed BibleMan seemed to be portrayed with having lots of technological gadgets, yet his nemesis, doubt, only had a fucking plastic cup and a bit of string and was beating BibleMan with it? It seems to be directly sub-consciously undermining their own message. God can be defeated with a plastic cup, ahh ok, that's some awesome god you got there.

  • awesome video. i loved your comments, "didnt the little girl just say praying doesnt work?"

    :)

    Religious Propaganda FTL.

  • What the fuck up with the guy with a freaking bazooka that then does the Micheal Jackson dance. WTF

  • pt . 2

    As for the bad guy, its a kids show, we arent trying to scare our kids into believing in God.

    As for John 3:16, it doesnt say I'm God believe in me! It says I am God and I sent my Son out of love to you. Believe in him and you will live. If you dont believe in God, you wont buy these/watch these, so why do you feel the need to bash it??

    The Bible is the word of God, get a grip!

  • You're trying to defend BIBLEMAN? Why would you try to defend Bibleman? Heaven forfend we blaspheme against the worst superhero ever.

  • Hes not must making fun of the superhero part, he is also mocking the Bible.

  • Yeah with the exception of the power rangers actually being a good show. Purple also stands for gay pride, god loves gay people.

    OH THATS RIGHT HE DOESN'T!

  • Denandsher, you're obviously a Christian. One that is totally devoid of all wisdom that Christianity arguably should grant a person.

    If you were a wise Christian, you wouldn't be ranting your ass off, shouting about blasphemy n shit, like straight out of the Dark Ages.

    If anything is laughable, it's that Christians are getting so desparate these days that they have to resort to creating this garbage in the first place.

    You into Creationism as well..??

  • What the hell kind of weapon was that the minion's were using? Light daggers? The light saber cheese knife that Peter Griffin got in his gift basket? Not to mention the telescope with a handle Bibleman's friend was using...

  • Bibleman would've been better off ripping off The redeemer or The Disciple.

  • Bibleman needs those yellow parts of his costume so he can ride his bicycle at night. The yellow in his "light saber" stands for tithing which is the real source of Bibleman's power.

  • I can't believe this is serious, it made me laugh so hard. BTW doesn't a string phone need a taut line for it to be able to work?

  • Blasphemur! We's Dun need all that Sciency crap! That there's mighty wicked. may prayers taught me that strings don't need to be taught to work. The bible said it, I believe it, that settles it. Science is a tool of the Devil.

  • ROFL

  • fuck bibleman i like bible dude more hes closer to reality

  • I GET IT the green light is actually his brain starting to work . and so when rational thought enters his brain it actually hurts his faith pig-headness. btw this actually looks like a satire , if not it's just too goddamn dumb. shadow of a doubt dude looks like the real hero

  • Oh no, trust me, this is really done by Christians. In fact, I've actually seen worse.

  • well that is not encouraging. it appears that human stupidity really has no bounds

  • ...and the little girl kept her mind open, grew up, moved to a country where they still taught science, got a real PhD, and found a cure for cancer.

  • this superhero is my fav now

  • Did they just have the black man do a little Michael Jackson jig? That's fucking hilarious.

  • Leave the little girls alone bible man. She is having a rational thought.

  • Oh, I should change my password then...

    lol XD

  • I accidentally turned this on one day not even sure what channel it was. so odd how they present it and its not the low budgets fault

  • its more the fault of poor production team, if 90's kids shows taught us anything is that a low budget is no excuse for poor quality shows.

  • Swords a made of metal. They don't glow. In movies, no special effects are necesary to make a sweord look like a sword. more often than not, swords generally have "colours", there's not many blue swords or red swords or whatever. They're just metal. So sound effects are necesary with swords except when they actually hit something. Face it, your hero rips off Star Wars.

  • There's even flashes when they hit like in Star Wars! Come on! How can you tell me they're NOT lightsabres?

    And when they hit something else, it sparks! Gee, where have we ever seen that before? Um, let's see, how about when Luke hit the railing on the bridge and sparks flew?

  • well i used to think the same way...then i asked the guy bout it and he said that he does not have a lightsaber...he has a sword

  • wrong...my hero is Jesus...and no Bibleman does not rip off star wars...he says he has a sword...ive never heard him say that he has a lightsaber...and just because some ppl say he does have one does not mean that he does...its called the sword of the spirit...im sry if u dont see what im tryin to say...i really wish u would

  • No, I DON'T see what you're trying to say. I see a clowing yellow lazer that looks and sounds like a lightsabre and acts like a lightsaber and IT'S A FUCKING LIGHTSABRE!

  • Stop threatening people with Pascal's wager, most of us are smarter than you.

  • Is being retarded hard... SatansWorstNightmare?

  • threatening with what?

  • You might be given the privilege of insulting others intelligence when you are able to spell "you" and "are". Furthermore, to make your post actually readable, I suggest using proper punctuation. Apparently your mind cannot form complete thoughts and must resort to the brief pieces of thoughts spaced with "..."s. If this is the knowledge your religion offers, I am not impressed.

  • dude thats just the way i talk...if u dont like it im sry...but dont blame the way i talk on who i serve

  • If you cannot type in a manner that actually makes you look like an adult and not a teenager texting on a cell phone maybe people would take you more seriously.

    It is incredibly obvious that the weapon Bibleman uses is a blatant rip off of a Star Wars lightsaber. I dont care if they call it a sword, it shares more characteristics with a lightsaber.

  • well i dont really wanna look like an adult...cuz im not...im a teenager...if u dont like it...get over it

  • I am also a teenager. It is people like you that cause people to consider my generation incredibly stupid. Just because you are a teenager does not give you a free pass to be a moron and not be scorned for it.

  • Youth is no excuse for being an idiot. When I was your age I knew more about Science than Ken Ham does now and he's allot older than me. I wasn't even born when Ben Stein worked for Nixon, but he thinks Evolution is "lightning striking a mud puddle".

  • Nice use of Man or Astro-man? music.

  • I think Johnplex added that.

  • Nope, that's the Bibleman theme song. :-) I watch Bibleman whenever I can because the in-jokes between the writing staff that get dumped into the script make it pretty clear that they're *really* uncomfortable with the overbearing bullshit attitude of the show.

  • In jokes? Oh! Like what?

  • Are lightsabers really a Force-based power? Do Jedi harness the force while dueling?

  • The "pray for her" line is so condescending to the little girl.

    Also, the name Ayla makes me think of Chrono Trigger. That was a great game.

  • JESUS WAS A JEDI?!

    I KNEW IT!!

  • Dear god who ever thouht up "Bible man" must have been clinically retarded(no offense to people who actually have mental retardation,but thank goodness that show will never again see the light of day)

  • Sadly, I think it has. I haven't been keeping up with it or anything, butIi know the show's lasted at least long enough that there's been a costube change, which only happens with shows that last at least 2 seasons (Gabrielle's ever-shrinking BGSB for example) I think they even made a crap videgame about it.

  • You make good points, but I think your voice sounds much too snide.

  • yeah that was awsome im a catholic punk and i agree with every thing he said

  • Why is the commando so please at beating up a child?

  • BM is for BibleMan? Wow. All this time I thought it was for bowel movement. But then again, BibleMan and bowel movement are both crap.

  • Great video, I watched Bible Man once...it was a terrible experience.

  • "I've got vector lock on the transmission"

    ORLY?

  • Yes, that part has always amused me. So, forget all your donations to the church going to feed the homeless and starving children. No, it goes into the very best video communication system with scrambler so any deviation from the norm among the congregation can be reported immediately.

    Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, citizen?

  • Agreed.

  • The only thing I disagree about is Bible Man DOES have a biblical symbol. If you look really close at the thing on his chest, it's a cross with a bible on top of it.

  • Yeah, I think you're right.

    But what's with the ear things though?

  • I'm not disputing anything else. Everything else in his suit looks like they just raided the local costume store and said "This looks kind like something a super hero would have." It didn't matter if it looked stupid or random.

  • i gess it's like dont heare to evry one else and be close minded,but on the other hand ther are not that smart it,s only a show for kids

  • Well, besides the fact there are less sucky shows for kids...

    I must say, Bibleman's colors insult both the Lakers and Wario with their implementation!

    I'm not really into basketball, but, I know Lakers colors due to a former co-worker. :)

  • Well, besides the fact there are less sucky shows for kids...

    I must say, Bibleman's colors insult both the Lakers and Wario with their implementation!

    I'm not really into basketball, but, I know Lakers colors due to a former co-worker. :)

  • 5:00 Using the bible to prove the bible...lol.

    And I am Christian but I hate Bible Man.

  • Don't blame you.

  • It's interesting to note the fellow who plays Bibleman was also the voice of one of the main characters from the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon of the 80s. I wonder if he had to do penance for that before he could get the role.

  • Interesting.

    Hard to say, Maybe he did, maybe they didn't know that.

    Wouldn't be the first or last time an actor took a role that had nothing to do with their personal beliefs.

  • According to wikipedia (which I freely admit may be wrong) the actor here converted to born-again Christianity three months after marrying his second wife. He's since retired from playing Bibleman though, but I would guess his taking the role occured sometime after his conversion.

    I much prefer the villian in this show. He's fun, witty, charismatic and can dance. Compared to the blunt, humourless Bibleman, you'd think this would make more people want to doubt rather than blindly obey.

  • you didn't mention it but the villian doubt in the full episode is quite effeminate (and presumably gay)

  • That Pyramid on top of the cross was weird too. Illuminati?

  • Hilarious. Nothing can damage a mind more then not allowing doubt! Washed up actors always end up turning to God to make a buck. They don't realize that producing this stuff seals their fate as a has been. He would have been better off doing a porno.

  • I was first introduced to bibleman by a clipshow years back.

    At first I thought it was a joke but I soon learned it was true.

  • It's often dificult to tell the difference between a satire and real Theists. I've sometimes mistaken Theists for jokes and Jokes for Theists.

  • Thankfully we don't seem to have many of them like this in Ireland.

    If we do they haven't managed to gain much attention from the media.

  • Darn it! Why was that guy doing Michael Jackson moves?? That was beyond lame! I thout the professor strawman was bad but this takes the cake!

  • It takes a special breed of suck to beat professor strawman!

  • LMAO at your video, dude.

    The Bibleman video was goofily funny, but your additions to it made your video hilarious. 

    Txs so much for the laughs!

  • "And remember, only Jesus is the real superhero." well with other superheros they save you whether you believe in them or not. Jesus on the other hand is a little more picky....

  • Oh and Superman has saved Lex Luthor, his biggest enemy many times in the past even though he has done everything to kill him and others. Would Jesus ever save his biggest enemy Sa