Tom and Nick the Greek haggling - Part 1 - From Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels

[samosval92]

1 dislike ... must've been Justin Bitcher

[thehouso]

if you think the english slang used in this movie is hard to understand, forget about trying to watch a film full of Aussie slang.

[lavinlfc]

What do you do when your not buying stereo's Nick? Finance revolutions?

[retox]

@lavinlfc That's my fav line in a movie jammed with great lines. This movie has it all, awesome!

[VincentWest1]

Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not, and certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter then a duck's butt you are, now let me feel the fibre of your fabric.

[VirgLondon2]

I think instead of the good taxpayer bailing out the skint Greeks, Nick here can step forward seeing as he has someone elses deficit in his sky rocket

[viralfunnies]

lol then after saying Jesus Christ Tom pulls out a cash wad the same size...

[17sndlilboots]

tom has been eating loads since kevin james

[SoccerRockNY]

What does Nick say at 1:16? "Alright alright keep your... on".. I don't know what the word is that precedes "on".. and is it a British term?

[qmriis]

@SoccerRockNY Some googling reveals

"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."

"alan" is short for "alan whicker"

"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"

"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"

all right, all right. keep your alans on.

[SoccerRockNY]

@qmriis Thanks! It definitely sounded like alans. I remember asking one of my colleagues at a job stint, awhile back that question; he was British; I forget exactly from where..but I recall saying he was an Everton fan since his Dad was one due to living near there. He had no clue what alans meant. He didn't possess a cockney accent. Thank you for researching this.

[slytown]

@qmriis Nice. Cockney slang is so complex. Thanks for the response.

[hoganiswrestling]

let me feel the fiber of your fabric

[gibson695]

dunno tom seems expensive

[peterm89]

i saw this in the theatres in 98' on the second day of its release in Toronto and there were only 8 people in the theatre, I guess the public likes those predictable boring hollywood blockbuster movies instead.

[Loveborough]

Let me feel the fibre of your fabric

[cocktailproduction]

THE THE BEST PART..

[kebabrullemums]

one of the funniest movies ive seen, seriously.

[Kloddz]

Nick the Greek doesn't like this video.

[epicvlas]

you get a silver royce royce as long as you pay for it !!!!!!!!!!

[okukok]

"and certainly not when you've got liberia's deficit in your sky rocket"

[ArchArturo]

Anyone packing that much cash should have at least a gun twice the weight of that cash O.o

[nguyenimproved]

hahaha in your skyrocket

[sashetoa]

You want it Nick you buy it...

[D4RR3N06]

Jesus christ you could choke a dozen donkey with that haha

[sksnkton]

''what do you do when your not buying stereos nick, financing revolutions?'' XD

[parkourtraceuses]

tom what have you been eating lol my friends say i am like tom wich is true

it's a deal it's a steal it's the sale of the fucking century in fact fuck it nick i think i'll keep it!

[BackFromNowere]

"Its a deal its a steal, its sale of the fucking century"

[zackwo4]

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!

[hugh9mac]

Me and my mate know pretty much this whole scene off by heart! :D

[ivanlebedev]

"In fact... fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it.

[johnnystud39]

Reminds me of the time i bought my second car from a cockney bloke who advertised in the street. He kept trying to confuse me with all that slang bullshit. Now i really was tighter than a ducks arse back then

[angharadrees]

"Jesus Christ! You could choke a dozen donkeys on that!"

[BioBoostGuyver]

If you want a top rated comment just type a quote from this clip.

[Kloddz]

"Certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket!"

[MisterMelllow]

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century.

[5050skate]

0:55 - 0:57 lol

[Tashnimbergular]

What kind of phone is that? The red flip one that they give the Greek?

[felled]

My fave movie of all time...

"Between the two of 'em....their ain't much you can't get a hold of".

[OuTRunner12]

why the greek have to be fat damn

[cptskellern]

@OuTRunner12 lol,bummer ;)

[kinan32]

Tighter than a duck's butt you are LOL

[MsPunkzilla]

woo i love jason fleyming he's a great british actor

[warriner1290]

what do you do when you're not buying stereos nick, finance revolutions?

especially when you got liberia's deficit in your skyrocket!

[TerminalCriticism]

The slang involved in this scene is epic.

[Psychocybinator]

I thought it included the amp?

[reecez0zr]

now cmon let me feel the fiber of ya fabric

[Heretic526]

If I had to be any type of criminal, I'd be a Fence, just like Nick the Greek.

[OTKSenior]

1:09 :D XD

[StormyTrooper]

"Jesus Christ, you could choke a dozen donkeys on that!" love this film!!

[nijaz14]

Classic scene..

[jojojames1995]

shit, is that brick top narrating the film???????

[Drivenfast999]

@jojojames1995 that would be alan ford then :)

[persononspeed]

@jojojames1995 dont stop him whilst he's narrating or he'll cut ya jackers off XD. yh it sur is

[nickyboy22071989]

@jojojames1995 yeah man

[nickyboy22071989]

@jojojames1995 aka a horrible cunt..... me

[absinthdelmar]

@jojojames1995 yes, Alan Ford

[dazzaboy04]

"100 pounds is still 100 pounds"

"not when the price is 200 pounds its not, and certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket"

[slorterking1]

"tell ya what Nick, fuck it, I'll think I'll keep it" XD

[yuting13mizu]

"tighter than a duck's butt, you are"

LOL!!!!! O U O

[DarksydeBillCOD]

lol great film!!!

[Gibberman900]

"What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions?"

"It's a deal, it's a steal. it's the sale of the fucking century." I like the head movement he does. :-P

[jeffers1975]

a bloody good clip, i met the guy that plays nick the greek, imagine my suprise wen he came into the shop i was working in and i had to serve him... i thought about using tha very line, but was too scared to, his fkin huge... lol

[tomynho8]

what the song name?

[lolliplop422]

@tomynho8 Hundred Mile High City by Ocean Colour Scene

[topbluffa1]

"tom what have you been eating"

[Sportsignings]

GREAT SCENE!!!!!!!!!

[Semjase2]

Tom what have you been eating

[burberrybedroom]

does that come with it?

comes with a gold plated rolls royce if you pay for it

haha damn hes good lol

[nguyenimproved]

@burberrybedroom he actually doesn't say that. he says you "GET" a rolls royce with it if you pay for it. wouldn't make much sense to say it "comes with" it after they spent two minutes clarifying that nothing "comes with" it. yes i'm a pedant.

[preput]

fucking genius this scene

[Karie22]

I love the line: "It's a deal, It's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fucking heck, I think I'll keep it."

I don't know why, I just do.

[jimmieteemm]

fuck it nick* lol

I love that line two

I tell you my favourite line of this ilm but tbh every line is pure genious

[ShaneBR100]

Nick the Greek RAWKS!!!!

[stanislavsd]

I like how he says the "skinny" one is Tom, and the rest the world thinks he's fat. If there weren't characters such as Brick Top in Snatch, the movie would get as much credit.