Red Alert 3 Endings: let's have a sex?

[GrandSupremeDaddyo]

There's no flirtation from Dasha 'cuz in Soviet Russia; hot military analyst fucks YOU!

Also, Tanya? Eva? you girls don't like each other?

There's only one way to settle this:

MUDWRESTLE!!!

[DastreagusLetobeiter]

Someone post the ending of Leisure Suit Larry.

[epi0234]

But in Uprising, Lt. Eva is more hotter with her brunette hair on. Dammit!

[cesarmalak]

Dasha, ye frigith bitsch... My firstch acth as Prrime Minster is to d'smiss you and call back gorrrrgeous Lt. Zofia!

[ebutuoy1662]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa­xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[bask185]

dont forget the soviet ending of yuri's revenge!

[HawxTeamDelta]

wheres lets have a sex line?

[billyjackphillips132]

0:18 three sum

[Hogaboga101]

Haaha! the soviet one is best by far! World domination ftw!!

[NLFonsseals]

Time for polygamy.

[zonQe]

And that's what this game is :) (and the soviet fetish) - EA knew they won't make RA3 good so they are trying to blind us with asses and this weird communism mania they found on the internet.

[puskevitneolacak]

@zonQe better than capitalism

[funnymarioman]

in soviet russia womon fuck you =D

[Mithradia1986]

I take Gemma atkinson :D!

[csbr75]

I want Tanya... Cuz If things go wrong i will have a plan C

[cpk9999]

should be labeled spoiler in the title

[Necro32]

I'd choose the third option.

[theburntshadow]

I honestly never expected Suki to be like this.

[muhammadrazman]

ill take both of them and have a crazziest sex in the history LOL

[TheYohan98]

Why didnt Dasha want to **** ?

[OnlyLifeMatters]

I'd pick Gemma Atkinson (Eva) any day, but I doubt I'll never get a chance :D Damn!

[Rad66666]

Only the russian girl is not easy

[USMCjmbrowning1992]

Man I would put Natasha and dasha first then Eva.

[Hanz264]

For my it wil be:

1. Eva

2. Suki

3.Tanya

4. Dasha

After that the Soviets.

[bar1kin]

well i wanted dasha :(

[TheDankerDan]

0:45 i never skip her cutscene

[kalmahcarl]

Controlling the soviet union? FUCK SEX! I got the freakin Russians under my control!

[ReyMysterioRO]

ok from now i stop playing with soviets...coz i dont get anything good at end

[SgtdawnFTW9000]

@ReyMysterioRO They get EPIC ENDS INSTEAD!

[ivanjedi801116]

The uploader's comment on the soviet girls isn't exactly correct. The soviet lieutenant in Yuri's revenge does invite the commander, although she is more subtle than her counterparts.

[TheTranceCartel]

This entire series is embarassing

[185pvvjm]

ehrm

1. has to be dasha

2.eva

3.tanya

4.suki

[lolbrei]

lol, for me it would be:

1. Dasha

2. Eva

3. Suki

4. Tanya

[MyWinterz]

suki wants to have a sex with the commander!!!

[Aizec300]

lool

[S3bish]

Uprising didnt even have coop. EA sucks extremely @ RTS Genre

[athomicritics]

poor russian commander he control the world but he didnt get any girl

when the allied and japan commander have one

[merl0c]

@athomicritics In Soviet Russia, commander picks the people for love.

[Dimastrength02]

@athomicritics Drinkin Vodka, that's what Russian love the most

[Hemouth]

wow seriously...?

[Jtomo1987]

they didn't include Autumn Reeser, would have been a nice bonus ;)

[AltairBen]

Personally, I preferred Lt. Zofia over Dasha.

[44centz]

OMG I CANT CHOOSE!!!!

[vengefulnoob]

Im sorry, but dasha's valentine sums up why shes the best:

"On valentines day, as in war, soviets do it better" :D

[PeoplesGeneral]

To quote comedian Yakov Smirnoff: "In Soviet Russia, we don't have prostitution, because Russian women have problem giving it away."

I guess the Soviet ending highlights that statement... LOL

[ArchArturo]

So Red Alert ended up being a Dating Sim with some war on the side? Nott hat I'm complaining ;D.

[Glass11]

the soviet one is a lesbo....

[Antimanele104]

@Glass11 no,she just need to go to some AA meetings.

Oh right,I forgot,AA is for quitters. :P

[eboshi122]

@Glass11 normally I would say that offensive seeing as how I'm a gay woman, but I've got a total girl hard on for soviet girl, so I'll commend you on that comment this time lol

[garrathekazekage12]

@eboshi122 girl hard on.... o.O

[tld5500]

Too bad in a couple years, she will be married, pregnant, chubby, and have a butch haircut. Probably wearing spandex, or something.

[Suhhhy]

Suki is the best;D

[1hit3wins]

KOMMANDERGRAUD. :3

[azizrahmad]

I like Eva most... well I don't know Gemma Atkinson till I played the game, and she is prettier in this game than in her model career... oh yes and vera belova in uprising is pretty too

but I like the soviet ending the most... feel like real commander

[mjc0961]

I'm always free for you, Gemma. :)

[davedavedaveannoy1]

This is pretty damn sexist, but surpisingly the Soviet ending was the least a bit more modest.

[hotboymm777]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anazy1990]

Who else but Quagmire!?

[obesechicken13]

Everyone thinks the soviet ruler of the world doesn't get any. It's heavily implied that since he is the ruler of the world, he can have anyone he wants. Unlike a supreme shogun or ... general? You get the WHOLE WORLD! I personally would pick Zhana as my primary mistress :P

In addition, in the world of the soviet ruler, Tanya is dead. I know a lot of you guys hate this space continuum's Tanya

[roush26]

i guess demographic research shows RA3 is played by only males. i like natasha, eva, and that US co commander with the military skirt, her legs are to die for, or KILL for.

[amulet444]

red *cough*tube! alert 3... hope some1 got what i ment XD

[MultiAREE]

Wow Pathetc... Red Alert tries to sell more copies by using sex appeal in the game

[Undead0Assassin]

@MultiAREE yer... but think of it... EA wouldnt put girls like ugly betty in the game would they?

[TheBerxus]

The sexiest strategy game..maybe the 1st sexy strategy game

[TheBerxus]

Russians dont need a heaven I think

[Khosm]

I would shit bricks if such a girl would said to me something like that!

[Jdogman101]

Well maybe Russian girls don't want to get fired....

[soulzzz222]

@Jdogman101 she will if she wont sleep with me....hypethiticaly speaking of course....

[arkonomus]

Time traveling messed up tanya :(

[Elainiwen]

I used to play Red Alert 1 and I'm a straight girl... so these endings would just feel plain odd to me. Lol...

[Tochwelleuk36]

No Sex voor Soviet?

[ExczSanityz]

@taygun89 your're stupid lmfao. The girls are nice, the game is nice. You should play it yourself before you say anything stupid about it. If you still have the same thinking towards the game after you played it I'll trace your IP down and personally rewire your brain for you.

[SPECMECH]

Nothing I hate worse than an angry 8 year old on YouTube (that's you taygun).

[emotionalpunkboy]

the first time i saw this ending, I thought she was going to striop.

Also RA2 has the same ending

[kanun4214]

it so gay that the soviet girls don't want to sleep with you but she so hot

hahaha

[Kulmataklaus]

This is truly hilarious. I understand it's a game, and it's for Men, women and children. But just as regular guy I am going to say this game turns me on.

[MrSinkoZimo]

You truly can say in Russia that " You dont fuck whit the commander! "

[Drogmir]

And think it's kind of funny how Dasha is all like " The future is yours"

And the player is kind of like "WTF I wanted a date!"

:D

[kargidesign]

DASHA....

I hope they put some softcores in cutscenes in ra4 :)

[mk100012]

I would put suki and Eva at the top

[CommanderKaiser]

taygun,hav u ever played this game?it RAWKS.jus because u dun like the cutscenes dun mean the game is bad.i like the game and the cutscenes are extras to make it better

[Underoathalex12]

red alert 3 was okay. God should end the earth before cnc4 can be released to bring shame to the Cnc series.

[chaosmaster07]

Ramirez, I'm on the north shore of Oahu, TAKE OUT THAT PREDATOR DRONE!!!

Eva's part was good being in there (and everyone knows she's the prettiest), Tanya's and Suki's are not really. They were probably choking on their lines.

[chaosmaster07]

Basically, Eva's a lovely lady with a crush on you and Tanya's all like "I shaved my vagina, let's do it!!!"

[Taygun89]

Stop posting you stupid "choices" and get outside to meet some REAL girls...wtf is wrong with you?!

Red Alert SUUUUUCKED! It was the WORST "C&C"-Game EVER! The only good thing in this stupid game are the girls...but still you losers suck!

[ThomKiller]

1.eva 2. dasha 3. tanya 4. suki

[071495980]

@CommanderKaiser why would choose sukiyaki over Tanya my version is 1: Eva 2: Tanya 3: Dasha 4:Suki

[ITheTrooperI]

jajaja i like new red alert 3 style with more sexy women... I haven't played it yet but i like it jajaja... i loved red alert 2 when i was a kid

[ESP4thaWin]

omfg red alert 3 sucks

[CommanderKaiser]

I would choose:

1st choice:Eva

2nd choice:Suki

3rd choice:Tanya

4th choice:Dasha

[godsmacked101]

@CommanderKaiser why dasha before suki for me it would be

1. eva

2. dasha

3. tanya

4. suki

[CommanderKaiser]

lol

[asdcvbert]

lol what if some girls play this too (im not a girl)

[Axidy]

WHAT THE HELL YOW?!

[lokoxxxxx]

this endings were rly bad, they probably make them for stupid kids so the c&c is more popular or i dont know. the more of this trash they put into the game, the wors the game gets. Soon porn stars will be actors in stupid games as generals:-)

[Ericgoestowar]

lol I think this is funny cuz I know a girl who threw this game away because she said it was "degrading" now I know what she meant.

[Santatonline]

@Ericgoestowar its still awesome

[crazyjaws666]

all ending have some kind of date..

i mean think about it...

u get to chose between tanya or eva in allies..

u go to tropical paradise with suki in rising sun..

and dasha... well...

i think the shot of vodka implys where the night is going..

[giansantiago]

what hell march was playing at the end?

[pachuco5]

For me its a tie between Zhana and Eva.... fuck it Dasha too, but i am deeply saddened to find out that Zhana's accent is fake :( I was much happier before i found this out.... much happier. I guess it comes down to Dasha, girls with thick accents are hawt.

[Ericgoestowar]

@pachuco5

OOOHHHH YEESSIR THEY ARE!

[dvdman18]

they are all pornstar...

[gmjmj2003]

suki

[StrikerOnTheTube]

I like Gemma Atkinson (Eva) most, she's one of the prettiest alive!

[tommy93xs]

oh dude ur so right!

[ethusiasm]

@StrikerOnTheTube agree, she's my favorite too

[masteriansun]

@StrikerOnTheTube she's being porked by a negro

[ReptileOwns]

I'd pick Suki. She is so beautiful...

[aigle111]

ya I would go for a ride with that soviet which hold the sniper on pictures (L) MENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SCRulerShinoda]

@aigle111 you mean Natasha?

[terrychan88880]

eva is hot

eva 好亮女

[terrychan88880]

why is the seovets so serious? not as hot as the others

[Dookie198469]

nothing like a drunk russian woman and some vodka

[GrandSupremeDaddyo]

I wanted Lissette!

I woulda wanted Eva but her acting is seriously fucked up.

"This is madness!!!" lol

[PUKANA69]

ye lol. but she lingerie modeL! Gemma Atkinson!

[GrandSupremeDaddyo]

She was in a UK soap for years before that tho. I guess she plays to her talents, i.e. only act when people don't care about your acting

[epi0234]

@GrandSupremeDaddyo Hahaha, lol!

[edwinlin]

so the soviet one said "the future is yours"

What she failed to say correctly was:

"In soviet Russia, you are the future's!"

[spectre257]

I gotta say the Allies get the best endings.

[Glass11]

the russian chick is a lesbo...

[94460706]

is this a bad thing, i think lesbo are hot!

[005pereira]

GEMMA MY FAVORIT ! ! !

IS BEST EVER xd

[Darkorbit21]

but ya first 1.dasha2.suki3.tanya4.eva

[Darkorbit21]

i agree NAVYMAN4 drunk women = more fun !!!

[0mikr0n]

I think they're all empty-headed bimbos, and they're all played by porn stars so they're probably full of STDs. You guys have fun getting AIDS, Hepres, and Gonnorhea, I'm going to be over here with the shy girl who's kind of cute and not a slut.

[PopInPicsHQ]

AMEN... after I'm with them Rolf XD!!!

[Bellocks1]

Suki is the best. Although to be fair Dasha would awesome to get pissed with she just downed that and was unfazed.

[elasolezito]

for me is 1) eva 2) suki 3) tanya and 4) dasha

we are nerds :P

[battlereaper1997]

aww no dasha she the hottest man

[boomheadshotyeah]

she the hottest MAN??? do you mean hottest girl?

[Hybridtheory2007]

Gemma is the best lol

[Ahhmeansyes]

I'd pick suki....damn shes f--kng HOT!

[navyman4]

I'D WANT A DATE with the solviet. I think her drinking is enough to imply where things will go!

[DNME87]

OMG only as soviet you dont get laid!

[dude5857236]

is this red alert 3 or uprising , cuz i dont have ra3 i got only the uprising , the campaign SUCK ! I finished soviet in 3 hrs and the ending , i dont remember if there was ...lol

[deprez2000]

i'd fuck them all.

[alpusdotaKOR]

Guys Can I report EA to FBI?

[TheFan85]

Hot girls, but the endings aren't as cool as they were in RA2. The acting and storyline seems slightly weaker too. It's still a good game though.

[Ibefirinmahlazor]

... Omfg

This fails on so many levels.

[kaine180]

i would pick gemma other tanya :P

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

Well if you're the Soviet Premier you can technically get any soviet woman you wanted.

[bombernator]

aww ill hate to be the russian commander coz dasha wont go out with u :(

[USPSAman]

I prefer bourbon

[T3slaTroop3r]

CHICKS OR POWER?

what sould i got?

[jackuy12345]

power because if u got power u can rape any girls u want

[aussieblackhawk123]

i hate tanya in red alert 3 i want the old tanya back.....and i want lt.zofia back too

[7525727]

Well, I do prefer to drink "Voda" (water) then "Vodka"....

[MythicBowman]

Capitalism FTW

[SwordDemon22]

thats why i play soviet. because they know how to get shit done, and keep it in their pants

[CerealKillerIII]

Red Alert 3? it is more like Red Tube...

[kisakushusaku]

all the girls

[routhoula]

can i has cammandur ranc PLZ!!!!!! and a cheezburgur

[toyou999999999]

gema looks so much better in the game then real life with her hair liong

[clance13]

eva yes eva!

[MORDEKAIZ]

ahaha yes.

[rigurat]

like in RA2 Soviet gets the best ending because you become leader of the world. Unlike in Allied you just get a pat on the back and a thanks.

[konvictman]

the soviet commander doesnt look like hes gonna get laid while the US commander is prbly gonna have a threesome lol

[LifesProtagonist]

It's supposed to be corny as hell. Hey, it don't bother me.

[SCORPION890095]

they went a bit over the top with the hot girl stuff

[Vilosos]

Yeh C&C Red alert 2 isnt much like that

[aussieblackhawk123]

you queer son of a bitch

[nyamkaSR]

true they just ruined this game

ra2>ra3 imo

[voltiure]

RA2 is boring. THIS is entertainment :D

[MagneticPineTree]

I've seen so many fanservice like this in recent games, it barely/doesn't arouses me anymore.

[redFISTofEUROPE]

thats just torcher :P

[jasontangy]

eva by far, fuk her any time

[dalekbitch]

the best bit about red alert is the tesla coils,no other game has them

[HollistaGamerPS3]

if ne1 has RA3 4 the ps3 add me XxDragonSniperxX if u got a mic dats good i need help with the story mode im on my 5 level of the allies

[frankieboy017]

FIT LADIES FIT GAME

[dikkereneus]

the first 1 is the hottest :p

[Razzia77]

i would take the first one and ... her

[RainingMetal]

Whoever hates RA3 is a troll that needs to get cancer.

[MobileFreedom122]

huhuuu...Luv red alert too de end...

[dragonstormx]

I don't hate the game, but I think the writing is lame because both the Allied and Soviet campaigns' plots larger consist of ideas ripped off from Red Alert 2.