Retards on Ice

[MrJaco324]

i love the title

[vmvipervm40]

lmfao wow thats funny

[Hoobifta]

Retards are flying! A real retard even shows a dick, it's funny. They're not like the other stupid people, they don't throw rocks at you when you're reading like a nerd/poindexter, a retard respects everyone.

[johnnydontdoit]

this should be called "Tribute to a black screen with some names & a couple of dumb quips"

[NadyrydaN]

not even funny

[SuperHockeykid7]

yea u run fat dude thos morons will kill u

[SuperHockeykid7]

scroll up your missing the video

[SuperHockeykid7]

i thought it was morons on ice well what are u gonna do

[TheFaggotPrince]

Um they should call this retard makes video

[erwin411]

jjejejeje

[memyselfi2773]

douche bag

[ZEGO24x]

I just came from watching a whole compilation of non-edited, non-commented actual footage - which was amazing - I am not going to sit through an amateur's attempt at a big blockbuster movie special of the same thing with crap commentary throughout every little segment...

[Forgefire5]

1:03

Is he trying to get into the truck. . . FROM BEHIND!?!

This is natural selection in waiting

[nyer070]

southerners are retarded, thats just obvious...

[tvrfly57689]

Retards on Ice 2, whens it coming out ?

[ManticoreH]

What part of filming through a screen door and adding Benny Hill music did you feel required you to have a production company name?

[ButteKha]

HAHAHAHAHA at 0:45 it looks like theres 1 or 2 SpaceSuitWearing Guys on the back of the truck!; fkn hilarious! hahaha :P

[Shadefallen]

Needs more credits

[doctorbarber1]

So 380k+ views is what happens when 14 year olds perform a YouTube search for "retards" in their high school computer labs.

[sjtom57]

Trying to make this lame vid into a big production doesn't work as all those thumbs down can attest. You should retitle it, Retard Posts Dumbass Vid.

[123MrBurg]

I like the sound effect @2:27. Just right.

[mountainmuscle]

just to let you know that this video was made in Boone NC which is over 3000 feet above sea level, so they get more snow than New York. This is also the home of Appalachian State University, one of the most liberal colleges in the nation and pretty much everybody votes democrat and most of the student body is from the North....shows how little you know!

[WhiteIceMan3]

Hey, Benny Hill!

[stevenlee92833]

u r a d-bag

[GayTexasBoy]

stupid redneck southerners,,, guess which way these motherfucking assholes vote? RepubliKKKan

[mattg889]

@GayTexasBoy ? I thought the south doesn't get this much ice and snow?

[BamaTopDawg]

@GayTexasBoy NC is a Blue state, the fags have taken over!

[lightpaws25]

ROFL!!! Thats some funny S&$T!! Perfect choice of music!!

[dimo123507]

hello bastards ! X

[TheSamRSS]

i dont get it

[mekydro]

The Benny Hill music is very apropos

[callainjeep]

Bunch of retards, you dont this in great Canada!

[KrogerPeanuts123]

how can they be retard on ice get your facts right dude

[carreira23]

Who is the stupid people? The movie maker?

[manimcool5]

misfits

[G3arJammer]

Boone NC 2/2006, stupid people make a stupid video.

[Tzimnewman3]

2:26 is the best part

[yankerstanker]

hahahahah that was funny lmao ... bunch of rednecks never seen snow and ice before huh

[harrygoozee]

maybe they should do a 6WD car

[tourettetruthserum]

crap crap crap

[2dgsep]

Hey Buba,put downthe beer and open the screen door,

[FOXnMOOSE]

was that a cowbell sound when the car hit the pole? cause if so AWESOME

[DarthCarter2010]

Piece of shit video!!!!!

[FarFromAvgJoe]

Oh no, I'm having trouble making it up this icy slope! Let me give it MORE throttle! How many ignorant people are there on the roads?

[helginaldo]

you dullard filmed it through a mosquito screen....

[dkproulx]

I liked the video just cuz of the title...

[skoal22005]

4 wheel drive does nothing on ice, seems you have yet to learn this. Your an idiot for posting this video.

[miamad]

Fuck you for posting this video.

[taztaz79]

If you have a front wheel drive car and dont get up a hill, try reversing the car up the hill.... It works way better :)

[merriman555]

wtf? stupid vid

[RescueGepard]

Video about everything-more correctly to say about nothing..

[billyruse909]

Crap video

[ovidiu299]

Those people are not retards. The road-hill is full of ice.

[FamilyVlogger]

ha

[wusalol]

you the only retard here

[jollygreengiant1415]

I thought this was an ice skating show put on by special ed students. THUMBS DOWN.

[AntiPCTruthseeker]

@jollygreengiant1415 My special ed student would know better! LOL

[Shadowchylde]

Hey lordhelmet, you need to edit this. The "I forgot I had four wheel drive" shows you're as stupid as they are. Ice is ice, it doesn't matter what kind of "drive" you have... rubber tires get NO TRACTION on ICE. Duh.

[aidan21]

how many people made this peice of shit

[Alekpowah]

50% crap 50% credits crap

[Pneuma001]

Congratulations on learning how to edit video... Good luck learning how to do it well.

FYI: Nobody read your credits.

[nclemens]

Your title reminds me of a certain saying about a pot and a kettle.

[chuanist]

Next time leave out the dumb soundtrack.

[xjcrossx]

@MisterHowToComputer Anti-Ice Funamentalist..lol..

[EddieTheFishReturns]

2:29 - World's most anticlimactic sound effect. 

[kreeperzulu4]

credits to a crap video. dont tell people who you are. how em bare ass ing.

[w4e2e0dilovegonja]

WHERE DID THEY LEARN TO DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!

[Jevhova]

completely stupid as hell

[SerialVelocityLFS]

WHY DO YOU CALL DUM?!?!IF U HAD A CRASH U WHOULD BE CALLING DUM,YOU WHOULD BE CALLING BAD LUCK!

get a life!

SNOWPLOW!

[Quarter32]

The sound effects and production make this quite entertaining.

[MaleBretonFinn]

Benny Hill FOREVER.

[kegler27]

gay as fuck............

[Taz0161]

4 wheel drive isn't gonna help you on the ice. Now you just got 4 wheels spinning out instead of only 2 LOL

[Individualism101]

pointless

[NO1BUDDSMOKA]

the name of this video should be "retards on video"

[56Stiffy]

Boring shitty video. Thanks a lot Hitchcock. You owe me 4 minutes of my life back, asshole. THUMBS DOWN!

[MarkMck1994]

I Like the truck that goes up the grass verge, makes it look piss easy XD @1:02

[mcgmark]

AWD does nothing but help you GO in these situations.

[Jlballs]

this music shows the intelligence of the one posting it

[pantherinae]

Whats this song?

[SozzledTerror]

@pantherinae It's the theme tune to Benny Hill's scantily clad girl chasing sequence.

[Alekpowah]

fail at making video of fail...

[NippyRadams]

starring a bunch of really dumb ppl

made by a bunch of really dumb ppl

this video would have been better if it cut the crap down to a total of 40seconds

[Trike17]

lmao the driver's head goes all wild after he crashes into the pole near the end of the vid before the credits xDDD

[Kagurameerkat]

he applies brakes, but of cause if you knew anything about cars and physics applying the brakes on ice can be very stupid and dangerous cause it will spin out your car. FAIL 1 star

[edsmall81]

FAIL i give u one star

[mrmustangman03]

stupid video....

[drtazzle]

fail. uber boring video, and nearly 2 mins of credits? seriously? on a youtube vid?

The only word is fail.

[ZippixRunningbear]

you are so right!

Even one star is too much for this video

[smallvllleowns]

rofl @ 1:02 the guy just goes off the road fk that

[000thisone000]

Boone!

[Rakka2007]

*Gets outs his deck chair* time to relax and enjoy the argument......

[Rakka2007]

Why not rev match on downshifts, and let the engine itself slow you down, rather then clutch drag or brakes. You don't need the clutch to change gears, only for taking off. going up gears, lift off accel and pull the stick through. Going down, lift off accel, pull to neutral, rev to appropriate rpm and pull into lower gear. No need for brakes, or clutch. But I assume both u fully hectic bro's obviously know how to do this, since it is of course a mad as fully sick uleh youtube argument......

[revega]

im not going to violent towards you,

you seem smart :)

is this in an automatic?

cuz u need the clutch to change gear in any way in a manual. most the cars in the UK are manual.

i dont realy know, ive never driven an automatic.

[Rakka2007]

No its a manual and the clutch isn't needed to change.

as I said before .... (3rd to 4th as an example)

1. Lift off accelerator completely.

2. Pull down to neutral

3. Pull into 4th.

If you wait a half second or so, you will be able to pull down without pulling the cog against the 4th gear syncro's. If not, keep slight pressure on it and she'll pop in once the syncro's have slowed the cog down to the speed needed to slip in.

[Rakka2007]

hmmm .... here is something to think about .... What if you had a button clutch?!?!? on / off ... only get 2 options. Its great for my rx7 on drag strips, but on ice, rofl!!!

[revega]

on ice you can forget it :)

better off walking!

wot yr rx7 u got?

:D

[Rakka2007]

1990 series 5

[busterbear13]

4wd dont mean shit if theres no traction to be had.

[Girdwoodian]

I wouldn't call that snow or a storm. Come visit Alaska in the winter.

[Rakka2007]

If only it snowed here, after watching all these vids driving on ice looks entertaining. Buy a dinged up heap of crap and take it out for a spin lol.

@revega, if you can drive or not, doesn't matter, its everyone else that's the problem.

Lets assume u go out and buy a nice new car ... chances are it won't be you that damages it, it'll be some idiot that smacks into the back of you.

[revega]

yeh i agree,

some idiot like biohazard, with a fuck off truck that i bet he cant stop because he has drum brakes that are 31 years old

[BiohazardDingleberry]

Yeah good thing i put 13in discs on a four corners. That beast stops faster than your porshe and could still run it over.

[revega]

still rather have a Porsche my friend... still rather have a Porsche.

[mophead13578]

im only 16 and i dont drive but i do o you shouldnt brake going uphill unless there is an obstruction coz otherwise you will never get up unless u got 4wd

[BiohazardDingleberry]

You are totally right. I dont know who the fuck stains are that are putting thumbs down but they are retards

[revega]

You think your a better driver than me biohazard?

i bet i know more bout driving than you.

NEVER use the brakes unnecesseraly, you slow down by changing down through the gears and slowing down by using the drag of the clutch. if u must use the brakes, then u use cadence braking...

ring any bells?

probably not

p.s. you dont lock up the tires... you lock up the wheels... get it right.

go learn how to drive and act like youve got a pair.

[BiohazardDingleberry]

I do think i am a way better driver than you revega. Wow where to start. First of all I drive a 1979 Ford F-250. That year means that i have no ABS brakes. The thing is I can actually use cadence braking in my truck because my tires will not start chopping when I lock them up. So yes it does ring some bells. Definition of TIRE = A ring shaped covering that fits around a wheel to protect it. Wheel = Rim. Tire = Rubber. Hence locking up the tire. So you learn how to drive you over sized fuck stain

[revega]

wow... you drive a 1979 ford d-250...

i drive a 1988 Porsche 911...

so suck it.

you lock up the WHEEL because you lock up the BRAKES which are directly connected to the WHEEL and not the tire.

[BiohazardDingleberry]

My truck is worth more than your piece of shit porsche. I bet you drive the ugly and worthless carrera and not the turbo. Second stop acting like a five year old and drop the tire wheel brake shit. THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED SO YOU LOCK IT ALL UP. Please try to use your brain before you post stupid worthless shit, and get a life you obese weazing worthless gas bag.

[revega]

yeh... lock it ALL up, not the tires....

contradicting yourself dont you think.

and your right, i dont drive a turbo,

ive just bored out the cams and fitted a new exhaust system.... so i dont need a turbo. 438 hp... it's smoke your red neck pickup.

[BiohazardDingleberry]

That is not contradicting, that is specifying. The 1988 Porsche Carrera had 214hp stock. You adding exhaust and some cams is not going to raise your hp by 224. I am sorry you have a small penis but you should not try to take it out on people over the internet. I bet your a fat ass 40 year old that lives in his mothers basement, and jacks off to gay porn. I am done with this do not message me again you dick riding queer.

[gimmeuhbreak]

@revega

You go ahead and use your clutch excessively. Have fun with the bill when it goes out. Moron.

[revega]

id rather replace my clutch than the while front end of my car because you use the brakes and lock up the WHEELS.

[gimmeuhbreak]

@revega It's not just gonna fuck up the clutch. It's gonna put unnecessary stress on the entire entire. I'd rather replace the worn out disks and pads, but you have fun your own way.

[revega]

YOU JUST DONT GET IT!

its not the wear of the brakes i care about...

do you think that a few seconds of locking up will mean you have to replace the pads?

when you use the brakes they lock up which means you slide into an object....

so id rather use the clutch... not hit anything... and if i have to, replace a few parts. which in turn would be much cheaper than a collision dont you think?

[gimmeuhbreak]

@revega

I suppose that makes sense

[revega]

lol,

truce with that 1 then?

:)

[revega]

typical american way of trying to finish an argument...

you know that people that say these things are usualy portraying themselvs but dont know it... you "fat ass 40 year old that lives in his mothers basement, and jacks off to gay porn". cams and exhaust to name a few upgrades, tuning... the lot.

rolling roads dont lie...

[revega]

id like to see you do any better...

do you know how hard it is to drive on ice?

I think you are the retard here.

[BiohazardDingleberry]

It is not hard. You are just a stupid fucker that is just like every other shitty driver and are scared of every thing. You would probably lock up the tires and slide hoping you dont hit anything!

[claabbzor]

Do they have a law about winter tires in america

[dagger197]

No the only law is you cant have studed tires on improved road ways. Other than that you can drive around with maypops and most cops dont care.

[kwern22]

THE MUSIC SUCKS!!! YUCK

[mpage916]

nice burrito vid.

[opelfrik]

come to norway and see haw we handle driving n ice.

[loudan2010]

idiots allowed 2 drive?

[proaudiohd]

this video could have been 30 seconds long without all the crap you added. One star

[CmDrRaxX]

@proaudiohd I agree highly

[dhudson369]

love the benny hill music and that the black truck just goes over the fresh snow and gone making them look like more idiots

[kuai43]

great how half the vid is credits. Actually, it isn't. BTW, no one cares.

[mattie701]

i like how you quote on not useing brakes and a FWD car hit the pole ass first... fail.

[jeepers2655]

looks like camera is tilted to make it look more like a hill than a parking lot.....

[katyssexysk8er]

lol its like this at my house now because of the front :D:D:DD:D:D:D:D winston-salem :D:D:D

[ckfgymnast]

winston salem north carolina? lol

[jrob6620]

0.57 lol

[PAKOBuHA]

Why it is impossible to strew sand or a pebble on road?

[alexmpowere30bmw]

dude you are fuc... stupid this is lammmeeee dude

[fartman10284]

first car.. the beauty of subaru AWD. AWD doesn't really help you stop....

[gamer01100]

actually It does If you know how to handle a car, my mom uses AWD and she never crashed on the road highway, going high speed. On Toronto highway 401.

[aanderson66]

@gamer01100 AWD does not help you stop. every car has brakes on all 4 tires and they are 60/40. 60 power up front and 40 in the back. if you use the engine to stop an AWD vehicle on ice you are changing your breaking to 50/50 and you dont have control of how much brake you want to use which will make it worse on ice. if your sliding on ice let off the brakes and gain control

[gamer01100]

@aanderson66 I have a AWD and It brakes VERY GOOD on ice. I have stock brakes and tires.

[revega]

your never meant to touch the brakes in snow or ice,

just slow down using the drag from the clutch by changing down gears. and if you do have to brake then tap the brake as fast as you can to replicate the effects of ABS. this will help you steer away from the obstruction as well as stop you.

[hovrashko]

looks to me like ABS is OFF, if ABS is OFF AWD has nothing to do with is, AWD would help if wheels are rolling. The way he did is called a stab braking most stupid thing to do on ice or snow. Subaru is the best!

[nvboy2000]

typical honda driver!! HA!! HA!!!!!!!!!!

[cheturowat]

BOOOOORING!! this should be removed, more credits than video time.

[thegermanandre]

Why is it rated only 2 stars

[kev5655]

god this is soooo funny

[Sangheili0158]

i like how the black pickup at 1:00 just goes around the hill lol

[VancouverCanucksRock]

better traction on the grass than the asphalt

[MajorasMaskPro]

I love boone =D i live here

[curt2988]

the guy in the truck at 1:02 had the right idea lol

[shane013088]

you couldnt have edited this better haha

[snipermike13]

ahaha, at 1:00 that guy says fuck this...were going OFF the road...Much more traction!!!

[DjFroztbyte]

I can only see the rear wheels in use... So yea, dont they know how to switch 4wd on? lol.

[abluepriest]

how the hell do you forget you have 4wd and not know how to switch to it ?!?!?!?!?!?

[ArcticRenegade]

Why are they using the road in the 1st place? there's snow just to the left of it... Oh the Idiocy

[YouHaveProblems]

haha not use to snowstorms down south haha

up in pennsylvania winters fucking blow haha use to this stuff all the time

[katyssexysk8er]

north carolina ppl r sometimes stupid lol im from winston-salem

[1993s10Blazer]

i get enough traction to get up hills in my s10 when i go really slow. there is always some friction.

[xox945]

the guy at 1:02 is like "fuck this" and just goes in the snow

[pequeniodralam]

i love the music that you add here, just lack some laughings in the time 0:53 to 0:55

[pequeniodralam]

0:53 to 0:55 = ROFL, remind me Mr. Bean XD

[nvboy2000]

typical Honda driver!!! HA HA!  ugot it coming

[frontierrulz]

Looked slick lol, nissan autohubs are finicy bastads thats why i swaped for manual hubs baby. Honda follow to close priceless! Going down slick roads crap your pants going up much easier to control.

[butlerproman]

As a public service, I am going to translate sonicxlc123's comment:

"LMAO. That truck had a hard time through(?) :40 (I'm guessing) -up. I have an S10 Blazer that has a stick shift and it's 4 wheel drive, and it's made for snow and ice, but I never use it that much."

You're welcome. No offense intended. Really.

[killas145]

LMAO nice

[slwmac]

I was ready to shut off till the Misfits came on. Video saved by Punk!!