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  • Try it with Yangus, and he'll make a slime-like face.

  • this game is so...british

  • jessica is...unamuseed

  • fuck the girl! she is a stupid bitch! the slimes are the ones you wanna fuck real hard!

  • Girl: Ahhhh... 'Ave you ever felt a pair as warm and soft as mine?

    Jessica: Ya. You wanna feel mine?

    Me: 0.o

  • @PwnDealer That's a lesser version of what someone 7 months ahead of you typed.

  • let what hang out ? Oo

  • The eye print on the mask just makes it funnier

  • Talk about letting it all hang out

  • Master Roshi would be proud

  • Where is this place in the game? Im just doing the Dragon graveyard part

  • @CJLAKE123 : it´s after you go to the other dimension and get the magic golden bird.

  • thye havent puff puff'd angelo yet lol xD

  • it looks like another lame attempt of making Dragon Ball Z (No affence to the game)

  • @Fwjchimx that's because Akira Toriyama the creator of Dragon Ball, has been the artist for every Dragon Quest game. Also, you misspelled "offense"

  • @Fwjchimx Good. It should look like that considering hey have the same artist.

  • I now know that the puff puff thing appears in three of the Dragon Quests.

  • ai eu sou brasileiro kero saber como pego a armadura do dragon vial

  • wow...what equipment do you have on Jessica and the others?

  • @pantherdor1159 The hero is wearing the Dragovian armour,and Jessica is wearing a....divine bustier,I think.You can make it by fusing a dangerous bustier with a shimmering dress.

    --

    An Enthusiastic Alchemist.

  • Roric??? xDDDDD

  • How did you get the Hero to wear that armor!? It's awesome!!

  • @Karuminu, It's the Dragovian Armor. Have to do the Dragovian Trials to get it.

  • It feels soooo good!

  • Jessica's expression is priceless! Best reason to come to this place!

  • I looked this up because of Queen's Blade.

  • @ChickenPika Same

  • My absolute favorite game of all time bar none, so fun to play, happy, feel good, great graphics. An all around delight

  • lol look at jessica at the end

  • dam lesbians

  • Bunny girl: Have you ever felt a pair as soft as mine. Jessica: And have you ever felt a pair as soft as mine ........ (censored). Now that's the real puff puff.

  • were if he took off the blindfold and there were dicks all over him haha

  • how did u get dat armor mc murphy

  • Help I got aids!!!

  • This game is on the fuckin nintendo entertainment system right !? Anyway I have to poop and i'm watching my computer right now so I don't feal like getting up. So I sit on my heal so that way I don't even have to hold it in (it stays in my butt neatly too(not my pants ^^)). I know that atleast one of you has done that befor; just admit it.

  • @SuperCommentDude2 I doubt it, only the first four or so dragon quests are one NES / Famicom

  • anyone know how to change how your character im new at the game

  • @TheReyeske just go to line up in the misc section

    and change your character you want to be to the first square

  • @darklink223456 o like there clothes but i figured it out now thanks anyway

  • @TheReyeske i know the awnser for that too :D

    in dq8 some items change appereances theres a list on cheatcc i think

  • just look at the hero's face :D

  • Could someone tell me why she speaks french?

  • @Treyppa Same reason Pepe Le Pew spoke Franglais.

  • trop chelou, elle parle français la fille ^^

  • je reconait cette expression lubrique sur le visage du héro, ont dirait Gohan ou Goku (ou encor Goten lol), i comprend vraiment rien aux femmes lol ^^ !!!

  • @shadow80926 deathscythe054 already answered for me, but thank you though.

  • Is this in DQ9?

  • @Puremage91694 nope its 8,it says it in the frickin title

  • @Puremage91694 There is a Puff Puff in DQ9, but I think it's with sheep butts.

  • @deathsytche054 Oh. Damn. That will take forever. TY though deathscythe.

  • Haha, I remember this.

    Jessica isn't satisfied because she knows those aren't boobs.

  • @McMurphyGunslinger Where do you get that cool dragon armour? IT LOOKS SO COOL!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET IT! ANYBODY PLZ ANSWER (if you know)!!!!

  • @TMSTitain117 you got to finish dragovian trials to get it

  • @TMSTitain117 dragovion trails :P super hard to get you fight high lvl dragons do you know the orb that turns you in to a bird you have to have it to get to the place

    :

    to find the place look for a big place that has like a dragon on it if you find it land on it you should have to do some stuff to get to the city but after words talk around the place and you will be able to fight the dragons for the sword armor helm and sheld :P good luck it to me 50 trys for helm and armor

  • I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @cdroix

    i lol'ed

  • er this game is perverted

  • LOL Jessica looks pissed. XD

  • Jessica is totally pissed off :)

  • OHHHHHHHHH i remember that door! I was wandering around when i saw it and i couldn't open it. lol ok ok now im going to go there now that i've beaten the game.

  • "Bonjou, Ansem!"

    I was not aware that Ansem was in this and that this is a crossover

  • ...wut just happened?

  • stop...BONER TIME!!

  • whered u get the bird

  • I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here!

    Uh huh- and where are the puff-puffs?

    'round back . . . whoops.

  • Enorme !

    Je viens enfin de comprendre que c'était un bandeau sur leurs yeux >>"

  • Its been a long time since i played this game; i did not know you could change armor. Maybe i did and i just forgot....

  • There's a hentai with this, but instead of puff-puff, it's a tittyfuck!

    Jessica is mad cause she knows what real tits feels like.

  • @Program61Lamza

    can u give me the link to the page of that mod or video?? xD

  • @Program61Lamza can u give me the link to the mod or video of that?? xD

  • @mechi1993

    Oh, I haven't really seen a video of it. But I have seen a program called Dancing Queen. And plenty of pictures showing Jessica sucking people dry, and tit fucking like mad cow!

    By the way, why did I post -

    Program61Lamza "That bull make some hot women." 2 months ago?

  • @Program61Lamza haha ok!! i thought it was a video...i already saw the pictures of jessica ;D

    xDxD

  • @mechi1993

    Quick! Where can I get a girl like her to suck me off?!

  • @Program61Lamza just ask around prostitutes :D

    xDxD

  • have you ever felt soft as mine? LOL

  • wow.... hero just got ripped off. XD

  • @RageOfLeoEX Yeah! ....it should have been longer! XD

  • i think there is a book in argonia called big boy paradice

  • hahahha nice lol. that got me off guard lol nice hahaha

  • BWAHAHAHAHA

  • wow jessica looks unsatisfied

  • what? she was talking about her slimes, where is your mind?

  • If only they put this in dbz. Master Roshi would get a kick out of it XD.

  • Poor Jessica, always having to be used for fan service :D

  • Damn censored guys

  • Oh My GAWD! SLIMY SEX!

  • That girl is not amused xD

  • Jodeer parece ke esen follando maxoo!!

  • 5:10 lmaoo at jessica. look at her finger.

  • I'm surprised Jessica wants to do it. :3

  • this is my all-time favorite game =3

  • boobies yeah

  • O_O_O_O_O_O_O__O_O_O

  • very hard to get the grinham whip

  • OMG SEXY BUFF GUY AT THE COUNTER!

  • 5:10

    THE BOOBS ARE A LIE!!!!!

  • i lol'd when i saw hero's face XDD

  • Finally, a great view of the Gringham Whip. :3

    (sorry for the rather off-topic comment but Jessica's Puff Puff's the best)

  • This tells you something about the load times in this game. From 1:02 to 1:19 there's nothing but black screen. It took 18 seconds to land!

  • LOL. Don't you love over developed games for the PS2

  • She was tricking him. Those weren't boobs.

  • ooo so they were supposed to be boobs but she tricked them?

  • No that is not what happened.

  • @Deciheximal

    Even if she did use her boobs I bet they would still be fake.

  • @Deciheximal Yup.In dqix there...sheep butts.

  • is this the place the man at the well in baccarat said about? thanks man i cant find it anywhere:D

  • this game had some beautiful lookouts if you went to really high places

  • This scene is 100 times funnies when it's King Trode. You have to use a gameshark and use the code that lets you walk around as King Trode outside Tryan Gully.

  • wassup

  • you can walk in tryan gully as trode though lol

  • I got here by accident when I went through the first puff puff scene with the hero I lol'd so hard, Yangus was the most memorable. XD

  • I do believe that this is a master roshi moment.

  • just let it all ang out .... im letting something out XD

  • then suddenly the slime says : SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hten they've got shit

  • This game did not have enough playable characters.

  • Skip to 1:25. Nice. :)

  • DAMN! NO BOOBS!

  • lmao, thought he was getting head...

  • I hate this room, and I hate Puffy. Why? When you get a Puff Puff n come out n talk to Jessica, she says she'll kill to have a pair like that, when jessica's pair is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Puffy's! Puffy is a bloody cheater!

  • Someone's taking this too seriously.

  • Jessica's is the funniest. Hero cheats on medea. And Angelo acts like it happens to him all the time

  • where do you get these costumes? i have no idea where to start.

  • jessica is wearing the divine bustier look on gamefaqs

  • a wanna puff puff too ^^ this is so gr8 game one of my favourite series

  • i love this game. i spent a total of 155 hours on my last playthrough of the game..

  • i always thoughts slimes deals damage :O i never knew they refresh~

  • when do you get that armor

  • after completing the game and unlock the Dragovian Trails

  • how do you play as jessica ?

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  • lol

  • very hot =)

  • ...that was hot, lol

  • if u pay attenion u well know wer it is

  • hero knows he enjoyd that lol. and i know jessica like it too she tryn to play it off lol

  • i saw the puff puff girl in DQ I and DQ II ,too.

  • The same bird from dragon quest 3

  • Oh Jessica...You know you liked it.

  • LOL. The eyes on the blindfold and the grin on Hero's face makes him look just like a Slime.

  • did u mix the dragon sword with the slime sword its the best one for the hero

  • Puff puff... I can't believe I didn't find this place! I'd bet that when it's done -during- a battle, it's not so faked, given how Jessica acts and how the susceptible monsters/characters get big grins on their faces... why would a Slime be "enthralled" by two other Slimes? Or a Boss Troll by two Slimes? Take the dialogue when it's used on Jessica... "battle of the bulges"? That is rather explicit about what it really is without saying the words.

  • B.I.T.C.H=Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons.... yeah we see Jessica as the B.I.T.C.H she is!

  • How the hell do you find this place? I saw it once but I left. I know its somewhere close to Argonia

  • Watch the beginning again - fly north of Argonia and land by the big waterfall. Must have had six Sages confront the villains (Ultimate Key acquired).

    ...and I JUST remembered that its location was alluded to like that in a book in Prince Charmless's room (and yes, I meant to spell his name like that, it's so much funnier).

  • u have to beat the lord of the dragovians A LOT, to get the armor, helmet, sword, and the monster Hev... and i think there might be something else...

  • how do you get the awsome armor for jessica

  • lol a pair of slimes

  • where is this???? casino??

  • it's this massage parlor in the middle of nowhere

    yeah, it makes no sense

  • I bet Jessica was like "Yes i have felt a pair as soft and warm as yours. Mine!!!"

  • jessica is a serious lesbian

  • where is puff puff room?

  • A waterfall not far north from Argonia. You need the ability to fly to get there, though.

  • Jessica having a "puff-puff", so wrong on so many levels....one wonders how Angelo might react to it. LOL!

  • Angelo has like no reaction. He grins and pretty much act like a pro.

  • bahaha. thats great. Jessica looks impatient, on the verge of shes about to lose her temper any moment. Good stuff.

  • found dis place already

  • where is it at?

  • let it... al hang out... erm... o.O

  • i first went WTF lol porn in a game,

    and when i saw the slimes i went rofl!

  • lol its funny cuz i know EXACTLY how to get there...its just that the door is locked X]

  • where is this place?!?!

  • Oh the deception!

    When I found this place I was so freakin shocked!

    Too bad it was all a joke lol

  • lol for not having the stone as the first item in the bag.

  • Is she ment to sound like a french prostitute, the girl in the puff-puff room

  • Oh dear god that was so funny! At first I was thinking: What the hell are they doin' putting stuff like that in a videogame! But when is saw the slimes............ XD!

  • how did u get that dragon coustume? respond please i need to know. did u make it in the alchemy pot?

  • You have to complete all the Dragovian Trials.

  • have u guys heard of the phantom sword that guy that falls asleep in the shop in that snow village place was talking about, or is the sword not real at all?

  • man, when i saw that door, i was like ah shit the enemys are probally the toughest ones besides the bosses. i was pumped up and then u find out its a puff puff palor.

  • what was that armor ur hero had on?

  • Dragovian full set, with the Dragovian Sword