Ali G: Peace in Korea

[csmith0191]

All girls should try feminism at least once.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

I didn't know Koreans spoke fluent English with an English accent. 

[McMeevin]

No one laughed when he said since WWII

[evoke2runite]

lol a fucking bawz

[Supermercado]

Could only find one Asian actress then?

[Jvideos550]

Well.. we're fucked now..

[Casarzino]

wespecz

[Primus2X]

Kimmy is dead, a lot of lesbians at his funeral

[TheLocalStuff]

Magic word was children

[Aligindahouseinnit]

"I is gonna change the world"

check mah profile for free episodes!

[crazyxkiddo9]

I only see 1 problem in this, if it were real life... Not even Jesus could make Kim jong il loosen up his ass enough to even let a damn fly get out of North Korea

[bsolod]

omg this is the greatest

[dalladeien]

I'm out of toilet paper...

[acrovader]

He's better at politics than Obama!

[justanotherutuber3]

@acrovader So true.

[theperv01]

Dayuuummmm!!!! Now thats how to solve a conflict.

[Ribeyeangus]

That give me a lot of satisfaction to see that.

[Breakfast221]

May not have increased the peace, but it increased the size of my piece.

[XYPHER95]

Dat Give Me A lot Of Satisfaction

XD

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

thats increasing peace Ali G style

[rafalthe1]

ROFLLLL at the ending holy fuck LOL

[themaniusedtob]

south korea is hotter

[Tomsedated]

lol what war did he mention first, just at 0:10 ?

[acquisces]

just brilliant lololol

[RG7621]

Asian honeys ^_^

[dbaig187]

SELEKTAHHH

[bacon2boy]

OH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ShrinkingShrimp]

hawt

[pschoi92]

theyre not even asian

[prizegotti]

Girl on the left does porn, she also does those call in channels like Babestation. No idea what her name is though.

[WestlandLynx666]

@prizegotti why do you even know that?

[DarkReapersGrim]

The North Korean girl looks more white than she does Korean, or even Asian, haha.

[PosPrimus]

SELECTAAAAAAH

[DarkArchon88]

"dat give me a lot of satisfaction" *happy face*

[Djanti0204]

lol, watafakk

[TheFreePisces]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

EPIC!

[celv1]

I likd the bit at the end.....giggity

[SkoderLive]

"please for the sake of the children make a change" lol.

[jackisawsome111]

why do koreans have english accents?

[derrenlegendbrown]

@jackisawsome111 Abd why does the north korean lady look and sound exactly like an english person?

[AFCFinch]

@jackisawsome111 missed the point!

[Aligindahouseinnit]

@jackisawsome111 126 thumbs up... WTH; as the whole world gone mental?

[jackisawsome111]

@Aligindahouseinnit wow i didnt watch this video for 11 months see what the fuck happens to my comments!

[Youaresofullofshite]

@Aligindahouseinnit totally agree - just goes to show how shite people can be.

[Youaresofullofshite]

@jackisawsome111 IDIOTS

[BayviewFinch]

@jackisawsome111 - You probably wouldn't ask about their accents if it was the same English accent as you. Some sort of American?

[jackisawsome111]

@BayviewFinch but they don't have american accents they have english accents

[BayviewFinch]

@jackisawsome111 - So, you have a British accent?

[jackisawsome111]

@BayviewFinch no i have an english accent because british could mean english scottish wlesh or irish but im english ( but i am 25% scottish though )

[BayviewFinch]

@jackisawsome111 - Northern Irish would be British, but just Irish is different. Ireland is a different country altogether.

[TheErnestocore]

solo me queda decir dale selecta big up your self

[miksirikoitsen]

Fukin brilliant damn it! :DD WOO WOO for ALI G AYYYY! Thumb up if ya wanna selecta ALI G AYYY!

[NumberKorea1]

korean girls are damn ugly

[isokessu]

@NumberKorea1 They are British :D

[KellyKorean]

@NumberKorea1 Those girls weren't Korean, fucking IDIOT. They just picked 2 random Asian girls and called them North and South Korean. They look fucking Chinese. Go fuck yourself, white trash.

[NumberKorea1]

@KellyKorean you look chinese. Did u have plastic surgery, heard korean girls are fake

[KellyKorean]

@NumberKorea1 How the fuck do I look Chinese, you cunt? I look 100% Korean, dumbass. You wouldn't know the difference even if it smacked you in the ugly white face, you fucking cracker. Stop trolling Korea, fucking white trash.

[NumberKorea1]

@KellyKorean U are so rude girl but yeah you look 100% fake. i can tell cos korean eyes are like -__- but theyre like O__O once they have surgery since they want to be white.

[KellyKorean]

@NumberKorea1 LOL nice try you prick but I have no eyelids. How the fuck can you see anyway? Youtube profile pics are small as your dick, you can't see it properly so stfu. But yeah, I don't have eyelids, and neither do I look Chinese. Some people mistook me as Jap or even fucking Filipino, but YOURS take the retard cake. You don't know what Chinese chicks look like LOL. And no, they don't want to be white. They just think double eyelids are attractive.

[NumberKorea1]

@KellyKorean you all rookarike tho. If i didnt tell u Bubzbeauty is chinese, michellephan is viet and arden cho is korean, you wouldn't know yourself. south koreans who waste money on hairdyes, eyelids and nose operations to look american which is mostly true.

[KellyKorean]

@NumberKorea1 HAHA what a typical white racist trash thinking we all look the same. This is how I can tell you're a white small-dicked idiot trolling on the sexiest country (KOREA) cus you actually have a Korean fetish, and get turned down by Korean chicks so you release your anger on Korea. Too bad everyone loves everything about us. When I first saw Bubzbeauty, I could tell she was Chinese. It's sooo damn obvious, and Arden Cho looks like a typical Korean. But YOU crackers think we 'rookarike'

[NumberKorea1]

@KellyKorean then why do ppl say u look chinese and filipino?lol what distinctive features korean women have that viets, chinese, filipinos have not got? You are waaay too proud of being a korean claiming to be 'sexiest.' I think you mean sexist since korean men treat women rather poorly but certainly not 'sexiest.'

[KellyKorean]

@NumberKorea1 Cus it's always the ignorant assholes like you that mistake every Asian as "Chinese". Well for a start.. Southeast Asians (Filipino/Viet) have darker skin and different facial features than East Asians. And Koreans have a more.. flatter and wider faces than Chinese, they have smaller eyes, and single eyelids, smaller nose, jawline, etc. Dudeee... I don't know.. I ain't a fucking scientist. But even a fucking idiot would know the difference. And most Asian countries mistreat woman.

[EdTheBadass]

@KellyKorean

you say filipino, korean, east asians,

all I hear is chinese, chinese, chinese.

Go back to study! Talk to me when you doctor!

[mcyees1]

@EdTheBadass lolz

[KellyKorean]

@EdTheBadass LOL! Fucking ignorant cracker. Filipino isn't even east asian! LOL. Is that how ignorant you fools are? Go back to mcdonalds you fat fuck, and get a fucking girlfriend. Fucking airhead.

[Rockylols]

@KellyKorean LOL Kelly, do you always start internet fights?

[KellyKorean]

@Rockylols Hell no! These fuckers are just being stupid

[Fuglebolle]

@KellyKorean You has been fighting for long enough, please say sorry, you must at least shake hands

[clanhollywoodhal0]

@EdTheBadass filipino's are so far from chinese.

We're more like the FRENCH people in CANADA.

except its like spanish people in asia (philippines)

[EdTheBadass]

@clanhollywoodhal0

ok.

stil - I find it amusing that people are blind and not seeing sarcasm when it slaps them in the face.

[JadedRoy]

@clanhollywoodhal0 french people are not as racially different from the anglos as the philipinos are from the chinese.

[bobandjimothy]

@KellyKorean i guess theres a lot of idiots in the world then cause i dont know of anyone who knows what you just said. most average people dont study that kind of shit

[baramui]

@NumberKorea1 So, are all those trashy white women in America that do breast/ass implants and fake tanning trying to be black?

[MultiKoreanPride]

Awesome!!!!!

[jukka4president]

mmm change we can believe in

[foxjackalwolf]

HIP HIP HOORAY TO king julien

[Byron10301]

why did it fade out just as it was getting good?

[hitlersinmyhouse]

funny shit

[soulonfire463]

So when he ended the turf war in may 1994, did the captains of the two crew make out like in this vid

[guguigugu]

ali g for da world president. massive big up!

[luclfersangel616]

ALI G FOR PRIME MINISTER! FOR PRESIDENT! FOR KING!!!

[fosheimdet]

@luclfersangel616 ye and why not vote for the sneezing panda bear while you're at it?

[luclfersangel616]

@fosheimdet because I've already voted for Ali.

[fosheimdet]

@luclfersangel616 really? You didn't get my point? Be abit more careful about who you are voting for as president? It's allmost as if you guys dont political experience and knowledge is a requirement for the worlds most powerful man to obtain. Well, I guess the fact that you had George Bush as president for 8 years id evidence of that...

[luclfersangel616]

@fosheimdet Hahahaha, I'm not American you dozy idiot. It's a simple joke and you're too much of an elitist to take it as a joke, so instead you jump at the chance to point out that you know more than 0% about politics to make yourself seem smart. Ali G would probably make a better president than George Bush though . . . Sacha is a really smart person, but you Mexicans don't really know much about presidents.

[fosheimdet]

@luclfersangel616 lol I'm not Mexican, you moron. And even if I were, it would still be better then beeing a louzy Chineese guy like yourself.

[RasclartPictures]

@fosheimdet China owns the world.

[mwillis1000]

@luclfersangel616

For GOD!

[Australiano75]

Good Pommy accents on them!!! hahaha

[MrSmellyStuff]

Thats epic

[john3427]

Bad actresses :(

Nice ending :)



[surementpas]

Ali G as a prophet !

[AndrosTalal]

"dat gimme a lot of satisfaction"

[sellAQaccounts]

press the vote down on david00sh12 =)

[Suckmyleftbean]

People are saying those girls dont look asain or there bad actors its the point you idiot. cant you see the joke? hes faking aha

[crankyman97]

peace is so much better if it has lesbians in it :)

[pqwilrj]

LOL, the North Korean one doesn't even look Asian.

[k34920]

@pqwilrj who cares

[swee1movie]

LOL

[SIM2402]

what crap!!! just as it was about to get good the video ends!!! ripped-off!!!!

[SeungYeonLove]

only if peace making was that easy and sexy

[thetmyster]

LOOOL TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO!

[OmensExtinction]

@thetmyster God gives me a lot of satisfaction! Check the end out with Transcribe out.

[Dejanutd]

@thetmyster ye looooool xD

[DavidMcbadbad]

It was actually divided in the korean war

[DaRanger1993]

@DavidMcbadbad You're a fucking moron.

The division of Korea into North Korea and South Korea stems from the 1945 Allied victory in World War II, ending Japan's 35-year colonial rule of Korea.

The first sentence of "Division of Korea" on Wikipedia

[zunz1234]

epic !!!

[HighCastle10]

SELEKTAAH!

[christianz2010]

his fucken stupid, why is he famous? wannabe american

[h2jazz5]

@christianz2010 you don't get it do you? if anything he is making fun out of americans :)

[HighCastle10]

@h2jazz5 I think he's actually just made a funny character - a white guy who thinks he is street & black... and is terrible at it. The one episode he gets out a how to speech Jamaican book to translate what his turntableist DJ says. lol!

[HighCastle10]

@h2jazz5 ... But yeah christianz2010 doesn't get Sacha at all by the sounds of it. lol

[HeniuTV]

"That gives me a lot of satisfaction" xD

[Lucruza]

I've got the original video.. It's longer, and they bring in a third girl and they have sex..

[speedgun00]

the girl on the left appears on babestation..she quite hot but not as fit as the other babes on babestation!

[Nigelxman]

You silly monkeys arguing about who invaded who. Just enjoy the clip you wankers. :-)

[artuurslv]

he is natural in restoring peace!!!

[Nightmeare]

Next you will tell us that actually Poland invaded Germany in '39...

[aidanangus10]

I'm Irish but the Irish got invaded. The scots made a union with England to make the u k but Ireland got invaded.

[pieprimate]

actuly it was the english who got invaded by the polish who got invaded by the irish and polish

[RepublicanLad]

shut up u misinformed twat , its ok 4 u 2 read an english article about the irish rebelion of the brittish but ireland was 1 country , they fully conquered india , austrailia , even america but never Ireland , they dont call them the fighting irish for nothing :P

[Wsupermain2]

Actually Ireland was part of the UK before 1921, The UK kept the northen irish provence of Ulster. Southern Ireland recieved independence.

[Pander8874]

@RepublicanLad

Britain didn't "conquer" Australia and America, it started them

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@Pander8874

haha, typical republican history knowledge right there.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@Pander8874

No i was replying to RepublicanLad

[Pander8874]

@shoplifting1is1fun

haha I got confused and thought you were calling me a Republican (like as in the American party) but then I realised what you meant but obviously I didn't delete the comment quick enough :P

[dhg19]

selectaaaaa

[Davidm00sh12]

bad actors those gurls

[Sjaplap]

@Davidm00sh12

thats the whole point

[Newbpwng]

@Davidm00sh12 actors on the lvl of middle school play

[myg0tpurepunk]

@Davidm00sh12 Thats the point, it's a joke just to get some girls snogging. It wasn't a serious point. Duh.

[Suckmyleftbean]

@Davidm00sh12 suppose to be you idiot.

[TempestDust]

@Davidm00sh12 And that is kind of the idea

[jonnymorley]

@Davidm00sh12 thats part of what makes it funny, theyre meant to be bad

[moonwalker684]

@Davidm00sh12 there ment to be jackass

[JackMoranRain]

@Davidm00sh12 That's the point lol.

[barguna]

@Davidm00sh12  But good kissers, ey?

[EdTheBadass]

@Davidm00sh12

that's the joke

[dutrii1210]

@Davidm00sh12 probs just some lesbian in need of porn career

[XxKuzaxX]

learn how to make out you chat bitches

[DrEyeSpy]

Ali g is usually a man of hilarity, but he fell off with this. It is just bait.

[xraycat30]

@DrEyeSpy...true dat...hear me now...dis piece ear...it more like Howard Stern shennanigans raddur den da aLi G shit we expek from da man.

[mik1867]

WORLD PEACE FTW

[Davidm00sh12]

there not even korean

[10shinhan]

@Davidm00sh12

duh

[GreenStorms]

@Davidm00sh12

no shit sherlock !!!

[92Fishman92]

if you bitches don't like this video then don't even f**king waste time commenting.

f**king haterz!!!

[billyelliot1975]

Feckin funny...great work Ali G!

[TheCrazyMrAmazing]

who knew peace could be so beautiful

[Connaa2k8]

seokkimin wtf u onabout go fukurself and ur scruffy mum !!!

[emptyheady]

i love peace ;-)

[SpaNkyO8]

my country is divided in two!

We are in the UK and half not in the UK..

Northern Ireland and South of Ireland.

I make fun about it all the time, but yes it is a serious matter.. as people do died due to it :(

I want Peace!

Ps, those girls wazzz fit!, nice work Ali G :D

[smokingajayble]

eww those are asians your calling fit

[SpaNkyO8]

@smokingajayble ayyyye :P

[sssdddkkksss]

historically the island that contains Ireland and Northen Island has NEVER been one single country ever.

The only time it was ever united was when it was under Great Britsh rule.

[timpatjoe]

@sssdddkkksss and brain bru

[100isthebest]

'' and achieve maximum global respect ''

[whckddnqq]

wtf this program

[MrJusopi]

Da Ali G Show. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, the guy who does Borat and Bruno

[willbishop123]

i live next 2 beaconsfield and work there

[iCommando]

hahaha u think ur funny ha?

go home n fuk ur crippled mom fking white ass

[eksman187]

SELECTAAAA

[EarthPlague]

RESTECP

[DuoSpear]

WTF

[farmingisforme]

hahaha

[gozhenkoyevg]

BOOYAKASHA respect

[gwintex]

respect

[123DdDoOo321]

NICE

[Nederlandac]

Southkoreagirl is SOOOOO cute!

[brwhizz]

Me went so school in Chertsey. Me saw brovers getting slain everyday.

[brwhizz]

No, in Staines.