Turkish Superman

[rchaudhry93]

ahahaha, came here cuz of Cracked :D



[cemRecete]

Süperman oğlu Tayfun.

Dudaklarını seveyim senin 01:42.

[dude75able]

@cemRecete uma shang shang derka derka derka halalalalalalalalalalalalalala­lala

sheeshkebab!

[fistcontact]

Thanks, uploads like this are what make the internet great!

[WanderLink]

Superman is a famous dolphin right?

[smokinpapajoe]

I love how he runs around slapping the shit out of everyone Rick James style.

[yedi8989]

Myslalem ze nasze filmy sa kiepskie...ale dziadostwo

[spceman]

Haha. In some of the flying shots where it's just a doll, check out how short the arms are...they barely go past his head. Weird how they stole From Russia with Love music in the sequence where he grabs the back of the car.

[mariJUANAMOvies]

I'd like to recommend A Tribute to Superman, if you liked this video. Also Indian Superman. Also be sure to check out the Turkish Star Wars Trailer.

[replicante777]

¡SUBJESPING SUPERMAN !

[replicante777]

I KNOW HIS TRUE ID HE´S TURKISH CLARK KENT AND HE WOR KS IN THE TURKISH DAIRY PLANET ON TURKISH METROPOLIS.

[replicante777]

TURKISH SUPERMAN PUT TURKISH KRYPTONITE IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!

[replicante777]

JAJJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA THAT SUPERMAN HAD TO STOP THE CAR USING THE BREAKE WHY JUST DONT STOP WITH HIS HANDS HILARIOUS

[dude75able]

@replicante777 Hi Mexicano, que paso?

[replicante777]

@dude75able HEY DUDE WATS UP?MAI NEIM IS CUAUHTEMOC AND IS AN HONOR TU MIT IU GUATS YOUR NEIM PAL? IN MEXICO WE AINT SAID QUE PASO ANYMORE THE NEW WORD IS ¿"QUE PEDO"'? IT SOUNS A LITTLE BIT STINK " BUTT" YOU  CAN START WITH IT.SALUDOS COMPADRE!!!!

[dude75able]

@replicante777 Are you Azteca?

[replicante777]

@dude75able OH YEAH I´M VERY AZTECA I READ THE AZTECA CALENDARY AND I EAT CHOCOLATE AZTECA I´VE GOT MUCHO AZTECA IN MY BLOD TAMBIEN TENGO PLUMAS EN LA CABEZA Y DANZO EN EL ZOCALO WHERE YOU COME FROM ARE YOU AMERICANO?

[dude75able]

@replicante777 Yeah, i'm "Americano".

[replicante777]

@dude75able i eat frijol and tortilla with chile picoso and drink pulque ajua!!!

[dude75able]

@replicante777 muy bueno

[agmmnn1]

ibret

[irvinr1]

Too afraid to speak in english or you just don't know how?

[dude75able]

@irvinr1 i speak really good engreesh, bro!

[irvinr1]

Lmao... good try though!

[dude75able]

@irvinr1 shut up you derka derka

[Carltheturtletamer]

Superman seems more of an asshole than an actual hero here...

[dude75able]

@Carltheturtletamer no, he's a jerk

[enfurno101]

3:23 his rape face

[dude75able]

@enfurno101 becuz he will rape yor ass

[nemesissuperhero]

1:22 he jumps to get punch lol

[DATV22]

no le hubiera quedado mas fácil hacerse frente al camión para frenarlo?

[deadeye770]

since when did superman start driving a truck in his superman clothes?

[sethmanrockandroll]

He looks like a cross between Q from Star Trek and John Cusack.

[mhpmafiagercekleri]

That's brilliant !!He stopped the truck with trucks own brake...What an awsome superman...

[ElShak]

Much better than superman returns

[kurt74700]

Alright ! I can say it was a nice effort by Turkish. Outfit looks fine

[sherma94]

haha he is my boyfriend

[whiteit]

@dude75able Turks just celebrate new year, not xmas. But believe in Jesus.

[dude75able]

@whiteit thats cool

[yoivansinner]

"before a shot of justice let's dance my dear" at 1:35

[darkhusky88]

Is there nothing the Turkish won't rip off?

Whats next Turkish Ghostbusters?

[dude75able]

@darkhusky88 yeah!

instead of the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man....

there'd be the Spicy Kebab Man!

[darkhusky88]

@dude75able LMFAO

[MaarioS]

1:15 - this truck must be veeeeery big

[dude75able]

DISCO DISCO....GOOD GOOD!!!

[misterprickly]

This makes Benny Hills version look like an Ocsar winner!

[Twestination]

I like how the title says superMEN. Almost like they acknowledge the real movie.

[baz49100]

need the name of this movie !!!!!!!!!

[SabbaghProductions]

@chillmil he sucks but you swallow

[chillmil]

I mean he sucks!

[chillmil]

He Sicks!

[hira2007]

Look at the guys ottoman slap hehe

[azerty7889]

kebab?

[LluviaDepresiva]

This looks like shit

[eimulis]

This is one of the best trash movies ever made, we even made our own superman trash film:)

[kjnsprep]

I was just waiting for him to open his mouth and show his shiny metal teeth. That's not superman, that's jaws!

[MikeAvenger08]

Lmfao is that an action figure flying?

[MrJman910]

@dude75able emmek için real

[dude75able]

@MrJman910 uma shang shang derka derka derka halalalalalalalala sheeshkebab!

[CCCPcommissar]

ÜBERDEMENTIAL

[HatterMadigan]

That's the first time I seen someone get smacked up a tree...

[dude75able]

Arabs= Scarabs. Turks= jerks.  Kurds= turds.

Persians= soulless Djinn.

Yahoodi= We get more booty!

[love187punk]

@dude75able

American = Americunt

Get off my pennies you Yahood!

[dude75able]

@love187punk I hate america!

AM ISRAEL CHAI!

All gays must die

[love187punk]

@dude75able your Jewish ?

[dude75able]

@love187punk yes

[love187punk]

@dude75able why you hate america, you should be thankful, US was the first country in the world to recognize Israel, the US is providing Israel with at least $8.2 million each day in military and aid, your a treacherous Zionist Jews, no wonder millions around the world dont trust you.

...the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.

-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

[dude75able]

@love187punk I am not a zionist.

Hitler is Shaitan.

NOW FUCK OFF

[Mehmettolga1]

@dude75able You re a fuckin racist asshole

[dude75able]

@Mehmettolga1 your a JERK

[Mehmettolga1]

@dude75able I think you are a pathetic poofter. hope you get more than you desreve

[dude75able]

@Mehmettolga1 Thank you.

Enjoy eating kangaroo meat and fucking Aborigines! LOL

[Mehmettolga1]

@dude75able Aborigenee fuck your bloody ass as well as Arabs, Turks, Kurds and Persians you pathetic poofter!!!

[Mehmettolga1]

@dude75able you naturally reflect your ancestors by screwing up the words you bloody beggar. ye were first blaming the aborigenee, now sucking their shit as expected from your kind. you poor beggar..........they are my bros... I am sure they will have a great welcoming ceremony for ye in OZ

[dude75able]

@Mehmettolga1 your english is pathetic. Is that the Turkish or Aussie side of you?

[DontCrySoLoud]

@dude75able

Dude, just shut up already! Some people are enjoying video's here and I don't think your comment about unrelated thing makes any sense. Be a lover not a hater...

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud fakh yu

[DontCrySoLoud]

@dude75able

You can't spell at all.

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud where's your proof, sahib?

[DontCrySoLoud]

@dude75able

My proof is your comment that I replied.

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud uma shang shang derka derka derka halalalalalalalala

sheeshkebab!

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud you smell

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud dozu

[dude75able]

@DontCrySoLoud derka derka derka

[TheMtarcan]

@dude75able the only thing you get is plenty of zyklon b

[dude75able]

@TheMtarcan derka derka derka

[w4rr10r11]

This can rival Avatar and Inception.

[Ollraider]

Crap!

[DrSwirl]

i love the Indiana Jones music, it totally fits

[Serpico261]

i actually remember watching this movie on turkish TV and i knew somthing is wrong here

[ANSYS754]

Beware Zack Snyder

[MutilatedCat]

im surprised the camera could even zoom in that far.

[thebearclawjones]

this is too bad to be funny.

[ghistenharman]

i love turks :) lol

[saidyarrah]

its better than indian version of this.

[FkRoy]

My right ear enjoyed this

[pecfree]

i like it though. better than CGI in my opinion

[LastSecBloomer]

Fuck, how can you dislike something like this :D

[ANSYS754]

Lessons for Zack Snyder

[PowerTurkish]

1:54 is just a reverse of the clip, im turkish but this is just so bad that its funny xD

[PrimalStones]

1:47 wow simply amazing effects.

[PrimalStones]

Oh no really? This is just ridiculous.

[Murciegaloco]

Effects are like "El Chapulin Colorado" a mexican show....

[dude75able]

@Murciegaloco The only time a Mexican is on Tv is.... when its the News and they are running from the policia!

[PtotheMtotheK]

most amazing thing on youtube.....simply incredible!!!

[reyeror]

¡¡¡Santa madre de dios!!!! me he quedado sin palabras..........

[dude75able]

@reyeror hey mojado....go make a falafel burrito!

[DARVGH1]

@dude75able hey fatty american, go for your daily McShit!!!!

[dude75able]

@DARVGH1 ha ha ha ....NO!

But if you're hungry, open your mouth....cuz i'm pushing out a brown kebab just for you!!!!!!!

[DARVGH1]

@dude75able hahaha, good try asshole, ur a lame troll, go to kill muslims american dumb

[dude75able]

@DARVGH1 hey bro, your english not so good eh?

[DARVGH1]

@dude75able hahahahaha, i don´t care, i don´t care your fuckin language, so, vete a la mierda pedazo de maricon y la gran puta que te parió tragasables de mierda, chúpala pedazo de lepra moldeada en semen de indigente 

[dude75able]

@DARVGH1 Espanyol?  I thought you were a Turk.

[DARVGH1]

@dude75able si, y qué?, problem?

[dude75able]

@DARVGH1 No problema.

Adios

[kamalis75]

RIP Tayfun Demir. He died 11. August 2003. His real name was Hasim Demircioglu.

[dude75able]

@kamalis75 no his name was Akmeeed Derka Derka

[XTurkisoX]

The film shot in 1979 :D 

[odiseus64]

yaw allah askına turk yontmenler siz yabancıların filmlerini yapmayın yaparsanızda yanına not dusun absurd diye :)

[dude75able]

@odiseus64 derka derka derka

[taggett666]

What the FUCK.. No wonder they need our help all the time.

[ejdertepe]

bu ne amk izlerken sanki beyin hücrelerim sikişiyo

[dude75able]

@ejdertepe uma shang shang derka derka derka halalalalalalala sheeshkebab!

[XDlolzilla]

what

what the fuck was that??

[dude75able]

@XDlolzilla that was your mind reacting to too much weed!!!!!

[seferbalcarce]

Incredible!!!

[destroyaer]

1:54 this wie call ossmanli tokat

[TheMatts90]

fallo un sorriso!

[zdogg30]

its not super man its super men

[NasimATBird]

Turks got supermen!

[neuclicz]

aaand he stopped the truck with hand brakes...

[ekachamporado]

:)))))))))

[aydede14]

cok salakca olmus filim

[dude75able]

@aydede14 uma shang shang derka derka derka halalalalalala sheeshkebab!

[mdtgnsli]

Lan amuna fortlattığım gavurları turkish supermen siker olum ayık olun.

[mpoukoma]

Turkish Superman should have a big moustache

[essayn]

@mpoukoma And eat a doener Kebap, whole the time...xD

[Adali52]

search for : turkish star wars traning mode hahaha we turks are crazyyy

[Pinoymak]

the rest of the supermen died and all left is one 

[Hornythorynque]

so this is how monkeys make movies ..

[trbossdoggy]

1:56 LOL

[dude75able]

I know i talk a lot of shi'ite, but you Turks know how to make really good food! Its the bomb! Americans just don't know this

[TheSuperSmashBrother]

... Wait, those trains should have been destroyed anyway because of how quickly Turkish Superman stopped them! Unless, he transcends physics...

Oh, Turkish Superman! You're so amazing!

[PIlotrcm]

vicious pimp hand @ 1:23, 1:31 (with echo), and @ 2:08

[PIlotrcm]

422 people had gotten a "PRESS 6" from Turkish Superman

[PIlotrcm]

this is what American movies will look like in 50 years when they become a third world nation and a slave to china...

Look out you shitkicking tea baggers, you ruined this country!

[dude75able]

@PIlotrcm Turks= jerks.

Chinese= chinks.

AMERICA= Babylon, the synagogue of Satan

[MrDZUman]

they did it fou lulz

[dude75able]

ARABS= scarabs. TURKS= jerks. KURDS= turds.

PERSIANS= soulless djinn.

YAHOODI= we get more booty!

[networkcomputing]

@dude75able just as info, the turkic people have nothing do to with the middle eastern people.The Turkish origins come from Mongolia (Central-Asia) but the turks today are 85% Europids/Caucasians and the other people e.g. kurds are middle eastern.

[dude75able]

@networkcomputing I know that. But the Ottoman Empire influenced middle eastern culture FOREVER

[networkcomputing]

@dude75able yes that is the true, you can see that all islamic countries in the EU e.g. bosnia , albania mazedonia .. have the same culture.

[dude75able]

@networkcomputing yeah, they all marry their goats!

[xXDrNisse1Xx]

I didn't know that Superman did live in a cave

[dude75able]

@xXDrNisse1Xx Turkish Superman does. Its the Fortress of Stupidity!

[xXDrNisse1Xx]

@dude75able Haha, yeah :)

[OrhanTanner]

man the sound is terrible typical 80s movies

[SelfHerbalist]

2:54 - screeching tires?

[nivrin13]

@SelfHerbalist

yeah, trains use rubber tyres.

welcome to the future

[SelfHerbalist]

@nivrin13 no comment...

[MsIndigocat]

He karete -chopped an innocent man into the shrubs! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

[rnzL]

this is only the trailer. the movie is coming soon!!

[GR8TM4N]

Turkish Superman seems to be less interested in dancing than the Indian Superman :-P

[vergasasasd]

0:05 epic moment of the history

[stackableg]

Did they get permission to use that music?

[dude75able]

@stackableg Give permission to the TURKS? Ha Ha Ha ha

man.... do you even know history? They take every thing by force and swords!!!!!

Just be quiet and enjoy the film now........

[dude75able]

DISCO DISCO.... GOOD GOOD

[eorhan05]

this technology @1:55 is used in tranfsormers, ironman, jackie chen movies; they all stole it from Turkish Superman okayy??!! :D:D

[StevenFallonOfficial]

Turkish Superman doesn't like to damage trucks and he gives you that mean, ice cold stare...then he kills you.

[nevermoonawolf]

i dunno how many movie scenes its gonna take for truck drivers to realize they need to something differently on those twisting mountain roads 

[AleXy86]

I'm blind. It's like if no one even cared...:( "hey, superman looks like a doll flying?"..."STFO NOOB...IT'S MODERN SPECIAL EFFECT GUNli gUNLI PIEW PIEW CERDE"...

[dude75able]

@AleXy86 derka derka derka

[ByHacktorCx]

not bad...

[hotpopcorncake]

Turkish superman knows how to apply emergency break on a truck so what?