Redneck Jeff foxworthy - stand up comedy.wmv

[gmissa1]

Im proud to say im a female figure skater with a glorious absence of sophistication hell I live with a town of preps and I was gonna go to prom in a tux and run down converse

[Gordontrek]

Makes me proud to live in Bama!!! Yeeeehaaaaawwww!!!!!

[howtoplanaparty]

retirement plan -- we have families

[StandupComedyCenter]

Still funny after so many years.

[rohitrez]

this guy stinks for anyone who's not a redneck

[mike3421100]

Jeff Foxworthy looks like Magnum PI with aids.

[rohitrez]

@mike3421100 lol, best call. rip gg

[Moviefan2k4]

I'd never heard the joke about the Discovery Channel before. Major props to Jeff for that. :)

[aidena6te]

I have heard this story soo many times !!! And he tells it the same way over and over again ... and still it is funny :D

[kirbienstien]

this isnt funny. i live in the south

[scorpious105]

jeff you should add this one to your list. plz. If you learned to spell while listening to a "Travis Tritt" song, You Might Be A Redneck!!!!!! woot compliments of "scorpious105" plz add this to your list.

[foilseal]

redneck = retarded

[flybaby014563]

@foilseal you're fuckin retarted dumbass. Shut the hell up.

[redmangoldjeep]

I go to school with his daughter!

[Beatles4ever9]

oh and my brother whil rideing a lawn mower poped an in flatable pool while waching a scary movie saw somthing really scary threw it OUT THE WINDOW and smashed it with a scate board my family is 199% redneck i need to rite a freaken book

[Beatles4ever9]

oh and we had to stay in my great grandma and aunts TRAILER ON A PULL OUT SOFA BED hows that 4 redneck

[Beatles4ever9]

im such a redneck and also to add to it my mommas entire familys from new orleins and i been there i swear onea my 2nd or 3rd cousins coulda been larry the cable guys brother

[USMCAbramsOperator]

Hahahaha I love bein Redneck.

[jessicaisK00L]

Y'all need to grow up.

[silverflare33]

Hey! I have the absence of sophistication, and I'm proud of it!

[krogers1221]

@harrypecpec your the scum of the earth!

[harrypekpek]

red necks are the scum of the earth

[121Ethan]

@harrypekpek then why are you on this video?

[MegaGuy72]

@harrypekpek dont be dissing rednecks jackass



[redreaper2020]

@harrypekpek hey, just something to think about:

When your prius was delivered to the dealer, who drew the truck that carried it? A redneck.

When your tire went flat, who was it that towed your car because you were too dumb to change it? A redneck.

When your house was built, who built it? Some rednecks.

When you get gas, who runs the rig it comes from? Some rednecks.

Rednecks work harder than preps, hipsters, yoboys, or anyone else. They're the only ones who're still self-sufficient.

[sexymexitites]

@redreaper2020 So true! <3

[itinkgirlzhot12]

@redreaper2020 1. some white guy

2.a black guy

3. mexicans

4.truck drivers

5.naww i think mexicans work harder

[redreaper2020]

@itinkgirlzhot12 1. a redneck.

2.) hopefully not, they overcharge.

3.) it's a well-known fact that beaners can't do electrical/sheetrocking/plumbi­ng/insulation/anything right on a job site. They're cheap labor, but they can't do shit right. If you live in a lopsided shack, maybe.

4.) 99% of truck drivers are rednecks.

5.) again, no. I'd rather pay $15 an hour once for a redneck than $5 an hour 5 times for a beaner.

[sexymexitites]

@harrypekpek FUCK YOU!!!!!! I am one and PROUD OF IT. I clean up i take showers i'm VERY sexy. You have no idea what its actually like! Its hella fun. GOD have some fun loser.

[sexymexitites]

@harrypekpek And We are the nicest people you will ever meet.

[talladegajunkie1439]

@harrypekpek, You cock-sucking, Yankee. Go die in hell, bitch.

[nintendo4ever123]

@harrypekpek No, the scum of the earth are discriminating, blue-eyed pricks like yourself, mate.

[SkittlesNTwix]

4 people have an abscense of sophistication

[Raafay23]

This is absolutely Hilarious...with the H capitalized (I LOL at redneck jokes)

[janetroecker]

YOU ROCK DUDE!

[ScotishHawaii]

Hey is he the 5th grader host or something

[subzeroscorpion8787]

@ScotishHawaii Yes he is 

[ScotishHawaii]

@subzeroscorpion8787 Wow thanx xD I thought he looked familiar! :)

[MissWWE20]

@ScotishHawaii yes he's the host.

[gymguy25]

Sophisticated people see videos of the LA riots, start shaking in their boots, surrender become pollitacally correct and tolerant, rednecks see videos of the LA riots and want to go coon huntin'. Damn right there are rednecks in Canada, anyone who's not a pussy is a redneck, doesn't matter where you're from. I'd be ashamed to be anything but a redneck.

[brennieb64]

I was fortunate enough to see Jeff in one of his earliest performances as a new comic at a place in Atlanta called The Punchline. He was hysterical then and he's only gotten better in the years since then.

[abc1234567891099]

jeff, keep up the funny lies.

[chrispythegull]

Jeff seems like a good guy, clean cut humor, unique act but I find his stand up insufferable and boring. He's far better as the host of 5th Grader than he is at standup, in my very humble opinion.

[jerkaholic925]

@dkc4475 hes not canadian.. lol

[mrhahafunnylolol]

@dkc4475 he was born in georgia...i'm canadian. i kno he's not check his bio

[mrhahafunnylolol]

@dkc4475 he's not canadian?

[laviah19]

"I bought 'em" -nise bleed- lol!

[UmmeLaiIa]

Holla if you love Jeff Foxworthy!!!!!

[RealTime88]

@UmmeLaiIa Holla!!! Love Jeff and his comedy. You can relate to it EVEN if you do not live in the South. He reminds me of Cosby and Rodney Dangerfield.

[SuperPivotMaster2000]

@RealTime88 Wow you spelled Hola wrong......

[RealTime88]

@SuperPivotMaster2000 That wasn't for you.

[SuperPivotMaster2000]

@RealTime88 ORLYNAO?

[flaccoandriceforever]

i heard this joke on the radio: you might be a redneck if u stare at a carton of orange  juice cause it said concentrate

[xbryman92x]

@flaccoandriceforever thats a blonde joke too

[gizzer78]

Super funny!!!

[parvizisa]

hello mr FUCKWORTHY.stop making fun of people .

[8522801]

@parvizisa dude thats what comedians do people make jokes so we can laugh some people take everything too seriously so just laugh at mr foxworthy

[parvizisa]

@8522801 dear sir , a good joke is that all parties laugh not a group of ......

This is how the word " NIGGER" and "WETBACK " and "CAMELJOKE" and many defaming titles were created , and who gets hurt ? the children in schools and those who aint laughing . People are honorable no matter who they are . This man has insullted all kinds of people , for a pity joke .

[sexyskulls101]

@parvizisa Dude shut up most of the time he's making fun of redneck people and he IS ONE plus in this he's making fun of his family now if his family don't mind the why the heck would it matter to you and i agree with SalieriFoe

[BoyNamedSue4]

@parvizisa Really? Your really comparing that shit to a standup where the guy makes fun of himself. Get a life.

[batcountryboy93]

@parvizisa dude STFU, why go from video to video of him just to insult him?? you sir have no life now go kill yourself and ill make a joke out of that and send it in to mr. foxworthy.

[SalieriFoe]

@parvizisa "And I've kinda always thought you couldn't talk about rednecks unless you are one... and I are one..."

He's obviously not offended.

[TankGun90]

ROFLS, love it.

[littledebbie187]

Happy Birthday, Jeff Foxworthy!

[WaynesComedyOfficial]

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[likes2aplay]

very funny thank ya

[zyggiest]

Jeff's a high tech redneck, he has an iphone app - Mobile redneck!

[gjbbratcher]

Lmao

[gjbbratcher]

Lmao

[gjbbratcher]

Lmao

[makiatia]

I was there!!!! Almost pissed my pants lmao! great times.

[Prettyelf77]

@makiatia where were you in that audience just out of curiosity?

[Rangerhalt1]

That's hilarious!