Offensive Feet - Robert Hawkins

[TheSilverSticker]

man this guy is so freakin funny

[peterhh14]

finally some good comedy by RoofTopComedy

[nihoncol]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

[Shrubbs]

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

[bmi100]

hahaha i thought this was funny, scrolled down to the comments... some retards arguing about helmets?

[prdreamer123]

love the wered u live ur pigggie at !!!!

[SelenaCullen123]

"Mmhmm, some jacked up feet.'

[weesnawkels]

So funny

[kgee3]

"a barracuda would dry-heave if he saw some of the feet I've seen"

I lol'd

[Lavendermco]

REALLY funny: I laughed out loud as I listened.

[SkreetGil]

Soooooooooo fucking funny! XD

[meanmuggah11]

havent seen one this funny in a while; more of this guy

[itsEVERYTHINGme]

so true

[boardsdecanada]

breaking away like seabiscuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Jupsilon]

i've already heard this joke once here in Youtube, it's hilarious!!!! XD

[bobwatters]

haha i hate feet!!

[danthordan]

@bobwatters There are gross feet and there are nice feet. Not all are gross. To each their own I guess, lol

[bobwatters]

@danthordan haha yea my girl has very small "cute" feet i still hate them lol

[juanmora19910209]

LMFAO LMFAO that is so awesome! Props for making something as mundane as feet hilarious!

[ZarlanTheGreen]

"God did that"

No.

Almost all foot problems are due to bad shoes.

Bunions, corns, deformed toes, flat feet... you name it. Shoes probably did it.

[kenmasters007]

@ZarlanTheGreen Are you a foot expert ? i thought my flat feet was due to genetics.

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@kenmasters007 Expert? No. I do know that science backs me up on this though. Genetics may be a contributing issue, but...

most shoes don't let the arch move as it should, which weakens it. Going barefoot is correlated with less chance of flat feet and unless you have a very severe case of flat feet, going barefoot will most likely help.

Arch support may help temporarily, but in the long run, it only does harm. (except with very severe cases, as I mentioned)

[ieatnuggetswithafork]

@ZarlanTheGreen barefoot running?

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@ieatnuggetswithafork No, I'm not really a runner.

A lot of the stuff I've read, convincing me to go barefoot whenever I can (it's gotten too cold now, so I use minimalist footwear), has been from sites dedicated to barefoot/minimalist running.

Of course what truly convinced me, was that:

There are 0 studies showing that shoes aren't bad.

There are 0 studies showing that shoes are good in any way.

There are some studies showing shoes to be bad.

There are 0 studies showing that barefoot is bad.

[youknowhoo]

@ZarlanTheGreen If you step on a heroin addict's discarded needle and you don't have shoes on you might be in trouble. Shoes - 1. Barefoot - 0.

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@youknowhoo I could mention tons of scenarios involving your head being smashed, because you don't wear a helmet ...pretty much all of them being far, far, more likely.

...and helmets don't disfigure your head, nor make any of your muscles atrophy, fuck up your posture, put excessive strain on certain body parts or any of the other negative consequences of shoes.

So...

Why aren't you wearing safety gloves and a helmet, all the time?

[youknowhoo]

@ZarlanTheGreen Who said I wasn't?

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@youknowhoo I simply assumed that you didn't, since the vast majority of people don't.

...and those who do, do so because of a psychological problem.

That or they live in a very, very, hazardous place, not fit for human habitation.

Both cases are very rare, so I think I was rather reasonable, in assuming that they weren't the case, until proven otherwise.

So you're saying that you DO wear safety gloves and a helmet, all the time?

If so: Which of the above mentioned reasons is true of you?

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@youknowhoo ...and either way, that's completely irrelevant to most people, so it's not really relevant to the discussion. (which is not to say that I'd not like a reply. I'm a curious guy, and a person who wears gloves and a helmet all the time, is certainly a curiosity)

[youknowhoo]

@ZarlanTheGreen I was joking. I don't wear a helmet and gloves everywhere I go. I was giving you a hard time about not wearing shoes. To each his own, man.

[SupaAmi]

Hahhahahahahahaha

[RooftopComedy]

@SupaAmi Thanks for the comment! Glad you liked this clip from Robert. Check out RooftopComedy's channel for more of Robert Hawkins' comedy and let us know what you think!

[slarne]

As much as i like to see Dwayne Perkins retell his "just friends" joke for the millionth time, i must say, i prefer this. Robert Hawkins you rock!

[kay2one]

I personally hate it when women wear open-toed shoes that are about a size too small... and their toes claw the edge of the shoe. It's rather reminiscent of shrimp cocktail. It's gross ladies!!

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@kay2one Well for some reasons, a lot of women think that shoes that are way too small, crush their toes together, and fuck up their posture, are really fashionable and sexy.

...never mind what it does to their feet (most notably their toes) ...and their legs, knees, back...

[BIGBADBOY9112]

one of the most awesome ones :D

[whydizz]

meh

[polyz911]

ok i will stop troling now.......

[polyz911]

hahahaha now noobs cant say first bicuse i say first .....

[polyz911]

first ha