Black Jokes in Chinese (Vlog #47)

[Gokusupersaiyan253]

What gym is that? Like whats the name?

[TheMarines456]

Tell me I'm Viet and part of Chinese

[aquamizu1]

thumbs up to the baby who loves feet LOL

[nightowl986]

My Canto is just as bad! Don't even sweat it. I remember the good ol' days. Pokemon Blue was the shiiiiit.

[ScrewThatShite]

stupid chinese fuks

[cccEngineer]

Hok Gui haha.!!

[myshiimeh]

oh god, ur chinese is so bad!

so.. he thought the tv was floating and saw the dark person's teeth?

[KzirTV]

i got some funny ass black joke in chinese but its too fuck up.. lol

[im2xe4u]

LOL i didnt get the joke at first

[llxShyGirlxll]

OMG UR CHINESE IS FUNNY (: hehehee. its like my friends.

[doggyninja]

Laughing at your own jokes what a BIG FOIG!

[laaybaybee]

I repeated the first joke (from 00:00 to 00:10) three times - and I was like "wtf is Chengman saying?". On the fourth time, I finally heard it clearly.

LOOL. I've never heard of these jokes before XD Your accent sounds like a kid that grew up in a Viet-Chinese family (with an English accent) LOL.

[FH3555]

it's not Chinese. It's Cantoneseee. Oh well Chinese = Mandarin~ =D

[cccEngineer]

@FH3555 Chinese is the umbrella term for the language. Mandarin is a dialect, and Cantonese is a dialect.

[gloriaa0214]

omg your chineseeee is so cutee<3

[tayjay343]

HAHA i go to that pho restaurant all the time (:

[rivengle]

man you have an accent.

[xweetlifee]

ahahahha i can't even figure out what you were trying to say in canto

[titoshinigami]

any guys going for chinese lgs say this to them lay ga bay ga ho die and be prepared for happiness ;D

[yukngai1234]

Speak more Chinese , I luv to hear hahaha:P" 點解個D黑人好快嘅"

[AFazn]

my cantonese is getting worse by listening to u speak it omg fuck lol

[BMWPOWM3]

I WAS THERE TOO lol

[kennethown]

diu lay lo mo hawtt

[nickstory]

lol at all the big foigs commenting about his deadlifting, even though 99% of them don't have videos of themselves

fucking keyboard warriors

[MiiFrance]

@nickstory LOL keyboard warriros. agreed.

[nfsmw8v8]

@ kay188 I agree to that, but still his video is funny !! all chnegman needs to do is brush up on his Canto and it will be better. ^_^

[985steven]

What did you say after deem gai huck yun zaou gum fai ? Srry can't spell it

[prophalfun]

mw2 > black ops!!!!!

[EPICBEDTIME]

Oh shit it's brad Pitt I wanna meet him

[nza07]

thought you were gonna play some basketball man?!

[TheGuavaLava]

HE HAS WONDERFUL TEETH.

[aymforyou]

wat gym is that ?

[YMediaProductions]

YO BRO! WHO MADE THE INTRO? LOOKS SO SEXYYY xD

[VoulesRand0m]

Considering your motto is "No Pecs, No Sex!", You should show us your chest day workout!

[salasalexys96]

I live close to that Pho restaurant LOOLZ

[azncoolb01]

i wanna see a dunk video

[LilAznOrginization]

dude id rather speak chinese idk it sounds so asian i wuld neither speak chinese or korean

[imrealfreals]

dude my fob asian dad couldnt even understand your jokes.

[iannnk]

When you guys were at the Viet restaurant, the chick behind you looks extremely fobby LOL

[hiddy24]

a true CBC

[RENN33]

hey chengman, what weapon do you use the most while playing call of duty blackops

[LiberationofSins]

@RENN33 he got the l96 sniper as his "favorite gun"

[sum6969]

Every vlog chengman says cheat day :$ LmAO ur a big FOIG

[diuchailo]

holyshit your a disgrace to chinese.. your cantonese is horrible.. you degenerate

[miketoemusic1]

LMAO u guys remind me of my friends and I LOL!!!

[beaarcub]

yoo im 130 and i deadlift 2 plates lol

[nerdyguy27]

what the fuck is wrong with your lips. you look like angelina jolie asian with no hair

[IJAB123]

Pokemon***

[IJAB123]

Aww I love how you're reminiscing on the good ol' polemic version and the kid's all hyped up about his polemic :)

[BruthoMadre]

Gucci ring! haha

[z3r0b14d3]

OMG IK THAT PLACE :D

[TheAlexnarutofan]

wheres the pho hoa you went to?

[GodVirustko]

Ok, im asian but im not chinese so could you translate that for me? :P

[juicylemon1]

chengman im sorry but u have such bad chinese that it was so furstrating to hear the jokes u gotta learn better chinese big foig

[TheLovelyDilara]

I love how your not cocky even though you seem to have fun with your friends you take your time with your family and your little cousins so cute ^_^

[starfoxpikachew]

the joke was you know why black people are so fast? answer was because all the slow black people are in jail .

[HSMSTAR]

why must all the jokes involve hack guei? (;

[Keither09]

i dont understand how you can eat outside all the time, go watch movies, drive a car, xbox live, whos paying for that!? you must have a damn good job eh?

and i will not believe if you pay all of these convenience just by the money you recieve off youtube >:(

[KaibaThaDon]

lol red version or blue version... pick squirtle charmander or bulbasaur

[TehBannHammer]

couldnt understand any of those jokes.. all i heard was ching chong...

[kay188]

Your canto is SO bad man. I'm ashamed!! LOL

[TheChengman2]

@kay188 id rather speak better english than chinese lol.

[kay188]

@TheChengman2 But you're supposed to be able to speak fluent Chinese! D:

[KounterMusic]

@TheChengman2 no asian pride -____-

[A2ZProdutions]

DAMN YOUR CHINESE IS BAD!

[MrKennnyTrann]

Shinobi saw you at the gym (:

[nBaller1051]

52 people watching this are black

[Ayamee972]

@nBaller1051 That could have be true if only we could understand Canto huh ? lol

[xbluupp]

LOL. you spent so long trying to translate back to chinese.

damn, i didn't know there's there's a gym at the Oval. Going to check it out sometimes.

[thehappyonee]

is everyday your cheat day? LOL

[TheChengman2]

@thehappyonee the weekends!

[BritheKop]

@TheChengman2 I thought it was only on Fridays :p

[thehappyonee]

LOl the song said" its so dark in the tunnel" then a tunnel pops up nice timing LOL

[bballaafi]

When you going to the oval again!?

[deoduo]

wow.. the oval gym place.. is amazign

[blast600]

keep up with the good music and good intros to your vlogs! they are good!

[SweetDynamics]

Chengman you're sexy lol

[TeamUSK]

make a how to work out series? i.e. how to train shoulders, etc?

[pkraenaru]

WERE YOU AT METRO??!! GAHHH if only i knew you would be there, i would have taken the bus/skytrain to meet you!!

[1234tiji1234]

I always though ur chinese was good

[J2K2C2V2]

I didn't understand anything that you said in the pho restaurant but I still laughed cuz your laugh is contagious xD

[sundaysoup]

LOL I only understood the last joke....XP

[iBoss99]

Yo Chengman add me up on xbox I sent a request

[nguyent93]

i gave u a shoutout at tomakatzu on saturday.. BIG FOIGG!

[TheChengman2]

@nguyent93 oh you were there

[cole5191]

@TheChengman2

NO PECS NO SEX lol

[colin789313]

@thechengman2 on lol i was watching and typing it out at the same time XD

[TheChengman2]

@colin789313 oh ahah!

[tntrance]

@TheChengman2 LOL props for hollarin at that baby! UGHH!

[NeoShinobi]

hak gwai mmhhh ghoy

[colin789313]

yo when'd u go for pho i went today at like 11:20 must've missed u either that or u recorded this an earlier date

[TheChengman2]

@colin789313 ahah well its not today for sure cause if you watched the whole video it shows u what i did the next day. Unless im a time traveler!

[JNguyen6o4]

what camera do you use for your vlogs?

[TheChengman2]

@JNguyen6o4 flip mino!

[MrVIPanda]

for your deadlifts try to sink your butt down more and stick your chest out you're gunna end up hurting your back D;

[Celetialz]

DUDE CUTE ASS LITTLE COUSIN LOL

[FeeeLX]

saw u at samurai sushi yesterday BIG FOIG

[TheChengman2]

@FeeeLX oh inside ahha

[FeeeLX]

@TheChengman2 ye first time i looked at a guy instead of a chick, NO HOMO BIG FOIG

[A3znqaey]

CHENGMEN please host a public meet n greet and workout with you :D

[andy1328]

you should have just let your friend with the glasses tell the black jokes!

[ApeOwnage]

my oosal was actually named 'big foig' im serious bro

[MrSighmon]

chengman you should show us your full routine in one vid maybe give tips and advice XD

[IamHaddy]

ovalll

[davidly27]

bball vids plz!!!

[shotbboy]

ur canto sucks worse than mine man LOL

[sanjayGee]

I have pokemon black too !!

[DLASFM]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet form on deadlifts

NOT

[irtubboftw]

wtfreaaaaaaaaak that gyms huge as! i wish that was my house!

[DFrizzleNizzle]

lmao justin's canto is pretty good

[andrewSBlues]

translaaatttiooooonnn!!! :) I'm asian, but filipino asian..so still can't understand it haha

[piannistgurl]

lol i got the one about the hak gwai running fast. but i couldn't understand what you were trying to say the rest of the time. seems like justin's chinese is pretty good, what about papachew's?

[Jrockfangirl12]

You have horrible jokes lol 

[TheChengman2]

@Jrockfangirl12 those aren't my jokes. Im just saying it in chinese. or trying to say it in chinese

[iIntellect7]

Ahh, Red version was gangster, back then, if you had Charizard you were Boss.

[b4byfac3]

the infant at the end looks half white/half asian

[TheChengman2]

@b4byfac3 yup!

[accord2nv204]

like how u listing the songs playin while u guys cruise

[krazykk4]

LOL dammm son thats intense graphics. I still remember those black and white graphics. *sigh* good times :)

[nnsiio]

Save the workout vids for people who go heavy.

[TheChengman2]

@nnsiio who says you need to lift heavy? Ppl starting out dont go heavy right away.

[TheBlessedbabi]

@TheChengman2 Its about technique and form rather then weight. 

[Purp1eMonkey]

make a workout vid on how to get jacked like you

[DanvLive]

Damn I just came back from working out and I'm eating a steak too (while watching your vlog) what a coincidence.. haha. I like the fat too but I'm trying to lose fat right now, so eating more fat isn't a good idea XD

[Baconpiece]

@TheChengman2 Nah man, just don't eat it at all, I think the worst would be 49th Oak

[killere2009]

Obama bad guy?

[kalok88]

LOL, I love the fact that you have no problem saying Hak Gwai, but everything else you need to ask xD!

[WTFitsdavidxD]

"dude back then when we had our version we didnt even have that" lmao

[chalchih]

post a vid of you doing a man up

[Baconpiece]

Hey Chengman, tip for the next time you go to Pho Hoa, look at their buckets of lemons, they are all rotten at the bottom and new on the top.

[TheChengman2]

@Baconpiece oh so get the ones on the top?

[CHEWBACCAINMYCLOSET]

Oh man, your Chinese is worse than mine!

[ivan011093]

DUDE ur canto is SO BAD!! LMFAO.

still bro love u. No homo

[TheChengman2]

@ivan011093 ahahah Cause i never speak it.

[DFrizzleNizzle]

LOL. honestly i didn't get some of the jokes cuz i couldn't understand your canto bro gotta fix that cantonese up big foiig

[logokiller3]

MAKE SOME WORKOUT ONLY VLOGS ! (: BIG FOIGGGG.

[TheChengman2]

@logokiller3 ahah aight. Im hitting the gym up more now soo ill make some aight

[shinoblbaka]

nice form on them deadlifts

[TheChengman2]

@shinoblbaka thats how i do!

[ckjai]

taking an elevator to the gym floor kind of defeats the purpose of working out

[TheChengman2]

@ckjai my first time goin there. my freind was showing me how to get there so i followed LOl

[supersamurai107]

Lol Pokemon NICE!

[thatguy170]

Tell me why my TV floats dammit @thechengman2

[wiind24]

WHAT A TANK! BRO!

[bubbliiciious]

LOL are you doing outfit of the day before gym? hahaha

[TheChengman]

@bubbliiciious yup! lol do you like it

[ayoitscarmento]

LMAO YOUR CANTO VOCAB IS SO LIMITED. AHAHAHHA

[TheChengman]

@ayoitscarmento :P

[RCtarded]

lol chengman your chinese fail and justinn prooo

[MsAnimeFan100]

the baby IS SAOOO CUTE ><

[hypno159753]

they should have a pokemon yellow exact remake with black/white graphics

[bmtpro23]

LOLS Fail chinese =P

[blugaman4]

cool we got the same shoes :D size...10?

[TheChengman2]

@blugaman4 im 13!

[blugaman4]

@TheChengman2 woah....krazy...guess it makes sense with your height :D im like 5'5...

[fo13ulous]

@TheChengman2 lb

[Qthumb]

how come its always a chi day when you vlog

[TheChengman2]

@Qthumb cause its on a weekend!

[jerkingoff2you]

You should post the dates for these videos so I can figure out your schedule and stalk u

[apou03]

My dick is really fucking sexy. And "HeatScore."

[pirashaanth]

That baby is bare cute lol awwww

[EdDeLaghettto]

CHENGMAN U BIG FOIG POKGUI!!@ =]

[dominickd16]

Have you had a MR1? not sure if I typed it right but apparently it's really good before a workout.

[sorrybutiloveyouu]

T____T your canto LOL

[CouponsFTW]

Haha rly bad canto but its still good enough to communicate

[RagnarokBW]

DAYUM CHENGMAN YOU CAN HAVE A CHEAT DAY EVERYDAY AND IT WON'T AFFECT HOW YOU LOOK!! xD

[eklnix]

your chinese so hilarious hahahahahahha

[eklnix]

why is it in every vlog i hear a subaru

[TheChengman2]

@eklnix its a mazda lol

[XShadowStarZX]

But you have an xbox 360 right? Maybe you should get a ps3!

[MrDarkestBlack]

Sick chinese bro, we speak similar LOL that's how we get LGs!