Shark vs Octopus

[hotgirlsarehot]

Narrator sounds like an annoying ass-nerd

[imchim]

Y HELO THAR!

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Krayorik2point0]

Cool video, but the narrator was annoying as hell.

[RocknForJesus]

An octopus is almost made entirely of muscle. Gosh. It's literally terrifying to imagine it.

[Auditoreization]

Ah, I can't look at it i hate seeing a animal getting killed even throug the shark just would kill me with no mercy then i still hate it...

[029Mhelz]

Octopus are very intelligent animals! it knows that when shark were wrestle upside down it will drown!

[WeDntKno]

i bet the shark was yelling I'M BEING RAPED BY TENTACLES!.....and it reminds me of anime!

[malcoos]

TENTACOOL WINS!

[dabullet88]

Yeaaaaah go octupus this octupus is no octupusy

[petrokuzz]

thats one badass octopus

[LilMarcGettem1]

That is how you fight a shark...LIKE A BOSS!!!! LOL

[xMadFaceProductionsx]

question...will an octopus attack a human?

[Xande196]

Nature is really amazing. Through this experience we can draw many conclusions. The shark despite being the most feared animal in the seven seas, it can also be considered one of the most vulnerable and shape of your body. The octopus in addition to its advantage in camouflage rocks cleverly devises a surprise attack.

[roychedid123]

DAMN NATURE

YOU SCARY !!!

[baleydee]

shark got owned!

[chrisfps7]

yuno see the octopus shark?

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[eldiablo103]

It are funny cos Americans is stoopid.

[MrBoogyman1988]

@eldiablo103 WE ain't stupid,I'm an American

[TweedEchidna]

Ruined by patronising narrator

[hockeysk8er221]

he sounds like randall at times

[mayamanign]

Dogfish are tiny compared to apex predator sharks. Still pretty impressive I guess.

[communique15]

AnonASM: The narration is clearly intended to be lighthearted for family viewing, and is a gentler approach for younger audiences. Your ignorant stereotyping of Americans is laughable and vacuous in equal measure.

And normally I eschew making comments of this nature, but I just couldn't resist pointing out the humor and irony of your post. The atrocious use of proper grammar, while deriding Americans as being stupid is just precious.

[MrFagjew]

@communique15 I like how you try to show that Americans aren't stupid by using the most pretentious grammar in the world. Ridiculous response.

[MagisterUmbra]

@MrFagjew - He really wasn't using "pretentious" grammar. Quite normal when you think about it.

[MrFagjew]

@MagisterUmbra Nope, not normal at all. Maybe the grammar is normal, but his choice of words is more pretentious than the use of word pretentious itself.

"I eschew..." "laughable and vacuous in equal measure".

That basically sums it up.

[MrFagjew]

@MrFagjew Also, anyone who would believe that everyone in a country with over 300million people is stupid, are retarded.

[Aldosfuturewife1]

@MrFagjew - You're just another American hater. Keep whining about us and see how far that gets you in life. "It's all America's fault, blah blah.." That's the best you can do, and it does nothing anyway.

[marctheman001]

@communique15 YEEHAW real americans FUCK OBAMA

[InTeNsItYuNdEfInEd]

@communique15 lol okay wanna be smart person

[TheObnoxiousMan]

@InTeNsItYuNdEfInEd Are you just saying that because you didn't understand what he said? 

[InTeNsItYuNdEfInEd]

@TheObnoxiousMan Im saying that because it is obvious he is intentionally portraying himself to be intelligent over youtube, which is annoying because its fucking YOUTUBE. seriously, who gives a shit? Oh yea, thats right, douche bags like YOU

[xxxxWaffleSSxxxx]

@communique15 needs more thesaurus

[LeopardxGuitar]

@communique15 That's part of the problem, it's INTENTIONAL the way these are presented ._. American nature documentary narration always assumes they're talking to three year olds. I can't even watch NatGeo anymore, after being spoiled by David Attenborough.

[devilboy744]

@communique15 dude... how do you even come up with comments like that?.... i have never in my life written a smart comment like that... it annoys me -_-

[communique15]

Octopi are one of the most intelligent animals in the sea. They're curious, and quite amiable to divers when they don't feel threatened. They are truly amazing creatures.

[WoWgeek22]

2:42 SHARKTOPUS!!!!

[IceKicker18]

what a dork. Where's Sigourney Weaver. Hahaha.

[ZanmaruV2]

I would't fuck with that Octopus

[RollerCoasterGenius1]

NOOOOOOOOO!! Fuck that octopus haha

[Komnenit]

Great Apes

[rezarahardian]

now do it again with great white shark

[JimToons]

the aquarium owners sent that shark to its death...

[Jordan203495]

and yeah i just put democracy and eminem on the same level lol

[Jordan203495]

america gave you people michael jordan, michael jackson, eminem, airplanes, automobiles, democracy and so much more so stfu

[Pastafield]

I was kinda expecting to see the octopus curl up one of its tentacles like a fist and start punching the shark. This is how i thought octopi defend themselves, because i saw it in a cartoon.

[narungga]

OMG how bad is the commentary!

[ForexReviewsCentral]

superb footage, 

[EvilVikingisDaniel]

Octopus goes TERMINATOR MODE and says "I'll Be Back!" :D

[GreyJoJoLove]

He's not a bad narrarator he's just super animated. It kept my attention, as it would if I were just flipping through channels.

[BIEBERBRO420]

get pwned

[ryboyin]

dogfish sharks are one of the weakest kinds of sharks, they're barely classified as such. I think a great white would put up more of a fight.

[phresh274]

I really thought the octopus wuz gnna die but it turns out octopi r stronger than sharks

[BCclever]

ok..... this guy is annoying, i hope the narrator got fired ... HE'S TERRIBLE!!

[Potholet]

he sounds like cave johnson tbh

[StetsonsAreCoool]

This guy makes me feel so patronised. It's awful.

[ChromiumBandito]

I like the people defending the shark...It needs your love and support.



[265pine]

Interesting footage ruined by a babbling idiot.

[gbird555]

i hope the narrator got fired...

[monster1175]

Now lets see that octopus fight off a bigger shark or a great white perhaps?

[MrJoshuaAndy]

I am voting for the puss

[TheAsianMusic101]

lets get a great white in there and see what happens :P

[imanustsunami]

shut the fuck up.

[dlferich]

@lukestermnac ...like Rodriquez said..... sharks... loose consciousness and become daises when they are upside down. Also that shark was small..... if it was a tiger shark in the cage or bull shark...... would of been a different story

[AlFajar32Vidioz]

Baby shark ? lol

[mrrodriguez0101]

sharks go into a state of limbo when der upside down

[999GHz]

lol 1:42 SURPRISE ATTACK!

[lukestermnac]

I don't see how the shark died, did the octopus suffocate it or something?

[sebwhyte]

megashark vs giant octopus!

[TeamWannaBe]

1:35-there, saved you time.

[Gektek]

thats a small shark obviously thats goin to happen...

[patricia1591]

Team Octopus!!

[DEVASTATOR478]

THIS SHARK IS SMALL !!!

[amtojtojboy]

@DEVASTATOR478 Or the octopus is huge 0_0.

[RDAWG2743]

this narrator sucks 

[chippendaleduo]

@AaaaghJOE Twat.

[Mrain56]

@AaaaghJOE dude, just shut up. dont bring politics into this video.

[ncsufan33]

@AaaaghJOE Yeah lets just put all Americans on the same level.

[kiddalingur]

@AaaaghJOE

He´s no David Attenborough

[Al3xX256]

@AaaaghJOE americans like it*

[ChippyTheGopher]

@AaaaghJOE its made so that families (ie. WITH CHILDREN) can watch the show. dickhead

[falloutguy36]

@AaaaghJOE so that the KIDS can understand..-_- typical anti american jerk

[Aldosfuturewife1]

@AaaaghJOE - You obviously know nothing about "American presenters." There are good and bad presenters in EVERY accent/language/region. Personally, I think this guy sucks. Having said that, the one thing I can say about this American presenter is that at least he sounds like a living human being, unlike the vast majority of British narrators/presenters who sound like mindless drones.

[eldiablo103]

@Aldosfuturewife1 I'm guessing you haven't listened to David Attenborough recently...

[Aldosfuturewife1]

@eldiablo103 - Does Attenborough speak for the entire British population? Nope.

[eldiablo103]

@Aldosfuturewife1 Oh yes he does.

[Aldosfuturewife1]

@eldiablo103 - Nope. He doesn't. It's the notion of American hatred, period. This speaker in the video does NOT represent the American population either. But you wouldn't dare accept that fact b/c facts are "uncomfortable."

[eldiablo103]

@Aldosfuturewife1 I wouldn't dare accept that fact not because it's "uncomfortable" but because it's "untrue".

[MrFagjew]

@Aldosfuturewife1 ne

[Aldosfuturewife1]

@AaaaghJOE - And I of course must second the other comments below since this video is obviously aimed at families with children. How difficult it is for you to grasp such a notion.

[iloveulll]

@AaaaghJOE i'm guessing that this video is meant for 4 year olds anyways..or i think they show it to little kids in elementary schools. don't hate on americans

[WalkingDeadTroll]

@AaaaghJOE I agree with you, but i live in America. Its embarrassing to realize i not that smart I'm just surrounded by fucking idiots

[Phomochk]

Que bien

[ghostbuster4]

the shark is a very smart predator, but then it took an arrow to the knee...

[ScreamingRebel94]

@ghostbuster4 Get out.

[captainxshredsalot]

@ghostbuster4 lamest skyrim joke I heard...ever...AND I NEVER EVEN PLAYED SKYRIM!

[paocullen01]

poor shark

[teamEP789]

damn nature! you scary!

[spagnolDes]

That's a large octopus against a small shark. What about that Octopus vs a Great White?

[TheKillerJonas]

loool!! its a beby skark, if there had been an adult male shark had shark crushed octo

[PermanentMerka]

If only that narrator was in that tank. What a tool.



[Huhnhunter1]

a bit to big octo

[NachoCat17]

Who else didn't expect that to happen?

[jepjep701]

I won't get near to octupus..

[Hokieson1]

Damn nature, you scary!

[sisum090]

joe rogan there's something u might not kno about me, i like sharks!

[Lagman57LKN]

K.O. octopus wins. Omfg

[jinx3188]

Bad host.good video

[Kiramuffin101]

That was so not what I expected hahahahah

[RunescapeCalculator]

he drowned him:P

[repyourcity100]

Octopus dont give a shit!

[joshywashy44]

how did they manage to film this?

[jada4888]

Octopussy aint goin to eat da shark cuz its too bigg, lets be real...

[TheJayman213]

Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, lol

[cheerchik745]

2:35

I feel like I shoud poke a hole in the octopus...

[crem11able]

The great white shark would win cause the great white has a big fat body XD

[MrSamuelPascal]

to catch a predator. date line.

Octopus will be played by Chris Hanson.

[elduendeverde92]

wow!! i fucking love octopus well not love them but they are srsly weiiird they look like a pokem... 

[Man3shark]

poor shark :( He did nothing to the octopus :(

[stevo2910]

The narrator is an annoying bellend.

[zapruthghg]

Peddobear is ya mama

[Yareli1203]

crus you outopos why he kill the shark i love sharks stupet otopos

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

"Did anybody ask the octupus about this?" YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE >:(

[matthe3234]

does the narrator think we're a bunch of children?

[justkilledit21]

@matthe3234 well judging from the kind of people that are on youtube I wouldn't doubt it :P

[TheWitchdoctr]

@matthe3234 He's trying to make it interesting.

He's american. It makes sense. He's trying to make it interesting for children and adults as well. Has National Geographic ever considered that the only reason we're watching them is because we're interested in nature documentaries and not because we're bored and flicking through channels? Okay, maybe it's just me, but still, his voice is annoying. At least the Australian accent is bearable, where the British accent is almost painful.

[Kieran277]

this is how sharktopus was born

[MrElMagnus]

no chance!!

[80skor]

that yellow box logo is so fucking distracting

[creaturecontrolownag]

Tap out! Tap out!! It's not worth it!

[jangeds2]

I don't like the commentator comments.

[2011legodesigner]

shark Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[mrdboy08]

thats one weak shark

[ZIRamirez23]

1:40 the octopus changed colors :D

[neternity]

why do i find this sexy

[knorcube87]

i find this hard to masturbate

[Datkylekid]

Holy shit that would suck if that thing grabbed you

[Markous5122]

1:56 lol

"as seen here in this AMAZING-so-close-you-feel-like­-you-might-get-squashed footage" XDDD

[Ex0dus180]

The anticipation is killing me!

[Xxjaguar123xX]

1:47

shark: HELP! HELP MEH! IMMA GETTIN RAPED!!!

octopus: SHUT UP BITCH

ppl: oh.. ahh... yes, yes... very nice

little gurl: mama, look the shark is playin with the octopus <3

octopus: yes liitle girl thats what im doin

shark: X_X

[sfrance783]

hala ka ui

[sirduncan8]

i used to fight sharks until i got an arrow to the knee...

[messedupwrld]

@sirduncan8 aha plus one point for skyrim ref XD

[metaldom85]

That's some badass jiujitsu

[FrankyRoe23]

That's how you earn your black belt.

[broknbonez]

this is a kids show every1.. relax!!! thats why he sounds like hes talking to kids

[Willburg1000]

His jujitsu is very strong (in a royce gracie voice)

[galacticmoustache]

All day.

[charon9]

Kill sharks by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.

[lyricalgza]

@charon9 All day!

[K3VERZ]

The narrator sounds like a douche.

[gaeta34]

The shark is sleeping with the fishes.

[mafia2tcm]

The skinny shark

[elykdavid]

JOE ROGAN PODCAST NIGGGG

[missionkid]

Joe Rogan made this bitch famous!!!!!!

[IraniBoy9]

A giant octopus can become 16 meters long! :D

[boone771]

I watched it cuz of Joe rogans podcast!!

[KaijuII]

@boone771

Same lol.

[baniqued55]

The first time I felt pity for sharks...

[grannigrann]

hahahaha, joe!

[surethang27]

Joe Rogan! Total Jiu Jitsu bro!

[stefanarak]

The narrator sounds like Ke$ha.

[StanleyMids]

ITS PAUL HE KILLED PAUL THE OCTOPUS

[StanleyMids]

@StanleyMids i only watched about 10 secs so XD

[AppleIme]

<3 Sharks...thumbs up whos for sharks

[bba25100]

If we were a eel or a fish, this would be sooooooooooooooooooooo scary

[11ari11]

OH SHITTTT, 0OOOOHHH SHITT

[beefcake8989]

stop fuckin talking and bring on the fight

[Eversmen]

get Morgan Freeman to narrate this shit. 

[wango911]

1:42 *declocks octocamo*

[xXbogexX]

Hey octopus try to kill a white shark and let see who wins?

[ukgreaterlondon]

@xXbogexX

yes . a giant octupus , 8 metres long , the white shark will be killed just like this one ,

afterall they are evenly matched in size .