WTF, my girlfriend never showers, just uses baby wipes! - Ask The John

[lixz1]

if it was right after that one shower... XP

[MegaEli1971]

never... thats nasty......

[MatiasD240]

This guy is hilarious. and NO i would never tap 3 weeks of dirt on a chick.

[sarebareh8r]

ewwww hell no!!!

[MIssVictoriaMichelle]

errrmmmmmmmmm.....somehow not....LOL

[Dayfoxx7000]

were the hell did you get that shirt im assuming it means NAIL U! lol

[Dayfoxx7000]

@Dayfoxx7000 or rather screw you .... sigh

[Ansatsunin]

@Dayfoxx7000

Really? That stupid huh? There's a screw thread on that "nail". Care to tell me how you'd hammer that into a piece of wood eh? Sheesh.

[sielikes2party]

@Dayfoxx7000 screw u



[Wanderer3133]

No....hellllllllll no. The fuck bitch? Nasty -.-"

[kilikx1x]

only every 3 weeks lol

[Domalentheredguard]

yes



[The3rdStrikeIsOnYou]

I don't care how "hot" a chick is; if she doesn't wash, she isn't getting my cock lol

[jeffreestarprice1]

If my fiance` didn't shower...

I would not be with her any more..

I love that she showers 2-3 times a day, an smells good all the time.

-Comeing from a Lesbian-

[Seancui283]

John why dont u dump her but its gonna be hard to find another one lol

[dannielpreto]

Vaginas are awesome but they also breed bacterias just saying girls, ya'll gotta wash 

[ratelslangen]

BARF DAMN. maybe if she looks and feels clean :)

[integrafreak1]

Where can i get the shirt ??!!

[hitokiri657]

Can someone help me on the significance of the bent nail on the shirt?...

[vinehanger]

@hitokiri657 "screw" you

[hitokiri657]

@vinehanger :D badass

[100PercentTHCfilms]

@hitokiri657 its not a nail its a screw.

[aaandieee]

@hitokiri657 It's a screw bent into the shape of a U, = "screw you"

[skeemhomie]

haha how did u get to meet this slut chloe ?

[noahvw]

You're fat when youre laying at the beach and people try to get you back in the sea;p

[kimmyfreak200]

i use baby wipes to be extra clean but i shower too lol toilet paper doesnt clean its only for comfort everyone knows that now it doesnt clean everything off. use wet wipes!! they even have em' for adults by toilet paper company

[ilajake]

Omg. lol I would not go down on someone that did not shower, thats just nastyy. lol

agreed ?

[ZerOwAffLeS]

shower huh....... what about throwing her into a tub and scrubbing her and then nailing her ass <.<?

[MarijuanDon09]

Dumpster that bitch... She belongs with trash

[ooomarhasan]

3weeks? damnit id stay atleast three blocks away from such a person

[odiegh]

hell no, bitch I will throw your nasty ass in the shower! nasty funkyass craz... I'm going on you get the point!

[001Rah]

if she dont smell and not a germ-y kind of person i would fuck her

[hotdrumchick]

Perhaps she was allergic to water, lol!

[chr0nicForc3]

right after she showers

[MichealxJordan]

you want aids?

[101Irachka]

after watching this want to make me take 10 showers a day

[laplumper88]

why would you have sex with someone who does not practice proper hygeine?

[Renzeekin]

I wonder if someone is walking by on the street below going "who the fuck is shouting about balls on the rooftops?"

[RufaroDiaries]

ROFL "even here you've got hippie chicks!! these chicks in the drum circle today, sleep on the beach tomorrow, the drum circle, beach, the drum circle, OKAY??!!!?? three or four days before they take a bath sometimes." ROFL

[RufaroDiaries]

rofl, "maybe she's one of those global warming chicks who realizes that every time you shower, a polar bear dies" ROFL

[isthisnameabittolong]

i bet this guys a virgin

[xtrodener]

Heck no!

[YOURsexDOCTOR]

Hell no 

[ichelleray]

hell fucking no -____-

[jon23652365]

sure i would wait threeweeks ND ONE DAY FIRST LOL

[xdyingheartx]

FUCK NO!!

[Thug5696]

no i would not . skyy john u r cool man

[Ozznize]

fuck no

[Rsaint17]

FUCK NO

[mungkok]

If my woman smells nice, hell...I dont mind...:)

[elleryfamilia]

Skyy, in my culture we typically shower twice a day (Dominicans)... I was amazed when I realize most Americans only shower once per day. I don't go *anywhere* unless the girl has showered in the last couple of hours.

[rockediny]

@elleryfamilia I'm Ghanaian/American nd I shower twice a day nd most people I know do too. This is how stereotypes start -_-

[Kogerii]

Maybe she's foreign or afraid of water (can't swim).

A:Nah.

[MrKalipax]

HELL TO THA MUTHA FUCKIN NO

[MrJohneblaze82]

I bet she straight up smells like sea food market LMAO

[jevans5145]

After she took a shower lol

[grim0008]

I uset to know a chick that did the excate same shit!

[brezybtch]

where do u get ur shirts!!!

[Azizsomething]

Hell nooooooo

[Darksunshinerain87]

"Maybe she's one of them global warming chicks who realizes that every time you shower, a polar bear dies"

Lolololol.

[incrowdcynic]

SkyyJohn, I just discovered your channel, and I hope you blow way the fuck up because every video is awesome!

[incrowdcynic]

@incrowdcynic ...Oh! It's two channels: skyyjohn and skyyjohn2 !

[EricFishaaa1369]

all right hears what you do...... next time your banging right when your about to finish pull out and cum all over her that will definitely make her wanna shower

[lixz1]

@EricFishaaa1369 what if she's so dirty that she'll just wipe it of and like it? :P

[tobysoter]

Nasty bastard with accent, ahhahahahahahahha

[MboredNbad]

yea if its megan fox

[LadyRene100]

uugh he beta check her funkyass out literally LEAVE THAT ASS

[blazeglover]

Don't Take a Shower either that will fix the problem kuzz she'll be like god damn yo ass stank us men naturally smell worst then women

[jokalmark]

aldirg i livet :D no way

[BestTrueBlood]

if i was with that sexy girl then i would tell her nicely to shower often, if she refuse then i would fuck her couple of times then leave her haha :D

[mck4real]

Best shirt ever!!!!!!1

[armin3442]

id tap that after she showers

[GrimmjowSama]

Hell fucking no, the smell would haunt me the rest of my life.

[bbggww]

Fuck no. Take a fucking bath.

[NattieAngel]

hell no, like the smell of that would just be terrible

[alfarex25]

nooo

[ofeibea]

All answers should read "HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO" im throwing up right now. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuck

[snyperkyzer]

oh....thats some fishy....smell dude....oh wow!...don't worry Cam, broads these days don't even know wut a Bidet is either...

PS..Cam....sump-n-s FISHY!

[bloodzm4ge]

no lmao

[niko911]

what he fuck hell no

[deltanator]

-gag-

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

Thats Nasty, Pure trash, dumo that dirtbag

[LadyTouchus]

Dirty BITCH ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Larrygallis]

WTF!! I refuse to go down on my girl unless she had a bath no more than 6 hours before much less 3 weeks!!

[Wyndstarthedruid]

@Larrygallis same.

[phantomhockeyzero]

HELLLLLL NAAAWWW

[Hirt1026]

If her shit is that nasty after you stick you sausage in her have her go down on you. If she enjoy's the way her happy place taste if it's as nasty as you claim. You got a nasty chick bro

[snyperkyzer]

@Hirt1026 ..i believe if he gets past the smell, he's got it licked...

PS; sides the nose is kind....after a certain level of smell...it just shutz down!

[Hirt1026]

Buy a hot tub every time you are going to hit that ass throw her in it with a shit load of chorine. Before you eat her out while she is in the hot tub make sure your cleaning it for her. Many ways to clean a female without her knowing while turning her on. Be creative.

[snyperkyzer]

@Hirt1026 .. dude...all i can say is invest in a PRESSURE WASHER...at least 300psi...

[alinepoirot]

no way, i am brazilian we have shower 3 times at day... fresh and nice...

[disninjairv]

gotta love the shirt haha

[marquiwill1]

@disninjairv screw u, lol it hit me like 10 min after u watched the vid

[StickyIky]

No way hozay!!!!

[SPECNAZFOREX]

REVENUR.COM

[Evidentz07]

FUCK NO!!!

[ReshoSagara]

Oh hell no....I knew a chick that only showered once a week ...she wanted to hook up, i told her, Hell No....not unless she showered.....ending to this story, she wouldn't shower....that's just nasty

[TacitCacophony]

I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole with rubber gloves, a blast sheild, and TWO condoms!

[P4p0SwInG]

i rather fuck the polor bear lol

[emfjdf]

Got a chick who's the same way!! Hot as hell and sex is great!! Eco-Tree hugging chick!! Don't know how to tell her! It's getting worse the longer we date, like I'm suppose to appreciate that shit!!! F#ck that!!

[CANNONakaHADDY]

wdf baby wipes...she aint no damn baby get in the got damn shower smh

[willdesha]

FUCK NO!!!

[triple210]

hell no!

[j15gtr7]

naaaaah that's just nastyyy fooo.....

[susie90210]

FUK NO!!!!!

[alonnakyle]

HELL TO THE NO.

IF YOU MISS ONE DAY OF SHOWING, YOUR A** IS OUT!

BEAUTY MY A**.

[keishaorr98]

move near an ocean and go regularly 

[thekingthut]

Ladies.... you have GOT to wash yo ass!!!

[sonyfreak4069]

Damn i just killed a Polar bear then lol

[kingnichendrix]

use your elbow

[SkyyJohn2]

@genauschau She might just wipe it out! LOL

[genauschau]

@SkyyJohn2 Or even worse, do a cameron diaz and style her hair with it... LOL

Still, I'd do her, and to get back at her maybe stop washing my John so that she could have some cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

[SkyyJohn2]

@SoccerShoos Next time! I almost used it! :-)

[SoccerShoos]

@SkyyJohn2 Okay. Cool that you answered! :-D

[SkyyJohn2]

@CJCorndog5595 LMAO!!!!

[chrislee210android]

Hell Naw. Put her ass out.

[mokakashi]

thumbs up if you ever itched your balls then looked around to see if anyone is looking then smelled your fingers =)

[lexea911]

@mokakashi thats nasty as hell!

[mokakashi]

@lexea911 but true =)

[lexea911]

@mokakashi haha do you wash your hands??

[mokakashi]

@lexea911 not before i shake hands with my friends and make sandwiches for the kids and play with my girlfriends hair =)

[flamz4000]

I'm a guy and I don't always take showers, I wash up in the sink. Most guys do it.

[lauriem1967]

A lot of times, girls who use baby wipes are usually strippers or hang out with them. It a well known stripper trick, actually more of a prostitute trick. I think not showering is nasty.

[xvoodxx]

if she don't smell, what's the problem? The dick doesn't care that much :D

But for your health you need to get this girl shower at least 3 times a week depends on climate.

[Muzevni]

sweating tells of a good metabolism, get over it

[verwilliar]

@Muzevni yea but thats not the point...

[ollyuzr]

some dude even go down the cave when their girls are having their period ..

there's not much difference.

[XVersusX]

hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llll no

[rakmannyna]

one word shmegma

[quickstrike93]

If the chick doesn't shower she better at least clean her mouth and she better have good dental hygiene

[quickstrike93]

All you guys are pussies. A real man would bang a chick even if she was a cavewoman that was frozen in the ice for 20,000 years and then woke up. PUSSY IS PUSSY !!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE PUSSSSY !!!

[thunderthings]

FUCK NO

[missmakeupnerd]

That is F%#& NAAAAAASTY!!!!! =/

[lachhman123]

i only love it youunnggg fresh and green, wit no hair inbetween, know what i mean?

[ePiCsCenEzZ]

No. Never in this life time.

P.S Is she Ke$ha? That bitch never showers cause her hair is like a fucking mop.

[timbalin45]

thats alot of tomato juice to cover up the smell

[yafafly]

Shes probably bald....or has a expensive weave!

[adamw122007]

I wouldnt have to go down, i would probably smell her as soon as i got close to her so no not goin down there.

[KaptinObvious]

Too much tang there. A few days? Right on!

[Whiskey04]

sure i'll go down there and put a hazard sign to warn my peeps!

[jtharani]

Looks like having this girl next to you is a good way to smell like pussy... dont even need the sex

[TheGranith]

Helllll No!!!!!!! you need to keep that shit clean every dam day

[Got2takeAshit]

Hell no! Maybe if she been a coma for three weeks

[demon2645]

Love this stuff every time!

[darklordbbw]

hell no. i dont want a nasty chick doin me lol.

[hollybee43]

LMAO. every time you shower a polar bear dies :D

[MacedonianPerson]

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[venes6789]

hell no!

[dch0s3non36795]

if its kim kardashian ;)

[xXxIrishGodxXx]

if bitch made me a sandwich afterward

[boravw1]

honestly no matter what i say: Skyy will finish with...... im a sick sonuvabitch my boy!

[Sonofcanadyne]

Only if she JUST took the shower,

[Scarfaced111]

If she's hot enough, yeah. lol

[Upchucka]

HELL NO!!!

[joyariffic]

why doesnt he just ask her if shes gonna shower

[TheH8ter]

The Bitch has Rabies!

[czechboy15]

Well

My friend if you have sex with a women its not about her body but about her character.

FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK NNNNOOOOO

IF SHE EVEN AIN`T SHAVED ON HER LOWER ARMS ,NOT MY SLICE OF PIE 

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

If we're on a desert island, maybe, but I mean I'd go looking for a waterfall for a couple of hours first.

[doubledz17x]

i cant smell anything, never been able to. i know id be able to smell that bitch, thats fucking nasty.

[BlizzZX]

THEEE HELLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NO

[MasterBoris86X]

Douche It!

[7SaintsRow]

That's one nasty ass b*tch! LOL

[RgZspotA]

fuck no! that's so fucking gross!

[armedwithturtles]

imagine how it smells down there... ugh

[taniafatbitch32]

@armedwithturtles like sweat, pubic hair, and a hint of hatred

[ummesawdah]

ewww how can you be smoking hot/sexy when you don't stay clean and fresh!! ahhh comon girl shower!!

[musiiiiic90]

HELL NO ! !

[guerillacity]

ewwwwwwww helll nooo, it wud be like eating rotten fish.

[mineofGod]

Not if I openly knew that they hadn't showered in three weeks. But if I didn't know and couldn't tell... I suppose I would.

[phenophtalein]

hell no. ain't coming near my stuff if you don't smell nice.

[liltip666666]

i mean if the one of the days of the 3 weeks she showers...then tht day ill do it but otherwise..hell no !

[Shiokerz400]

Hell Nooo!!! 

[Thekiddhaze]

HELL NO.