チョコボvsチョコボ？

[TypicalGatsby]

He's banging that chick hard

[yaddle3]

i'm again in this strange and crazy part of yt :o

[92soothsayer]

wow, i couldn't help but just near geek out at this xD. just HOW does one teach a bird how to do this? haha!

"i'm bored. gimme an empty can so i can just peck the crap out of it"

i'd like to give daniel tosh 20 seconds on the clock to see how many funny comments he can make on this

[PaperTravis]

@92soothsayer

I'm pretty sure the bird just wanted the food inside.

[92soothsayer]

@PaperTravis wut does it mean if a comment is 'linked'? wonder why mine is

[PaperTravis]

@92soothsayer

It just means you clicked a link that lead to your comment, it won't show up like this for other people or when you just go to this video regularly.

[ANIME250]

now we all noe who won on this battle =D

[lakewi44]

@bigfatkrz me too it would be funny " tap tap" BOOM!

[himeit]

Lmao @ 0:41 the birds lik wut?

[rei3113]

why?

[EruIluvatar]

He doesn't like chocobos

[DIABLOVT12]

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[lethraxin]

0:07 HELP ME

[christopherawesome]

chocoboooooooooo

[bigfatkrz500]

Am I the only one that thinks someone should give it a fizzed up coke can?

[yosoitupadre11]

lml!

[38shu]

super

[helldaddy1]

That's one crazy ass bird.

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

That cockatiel sure hates chocobos

[Xiaoramza1523]

PURGE THE ENEMY!!!

[Kronosfall91]

Magic - Black Magic - Berserk

[mattenglish99]

Keeps time better than Lars Ulrich

[VoiceActorDreamer]

Cockatiel used Fury Attack

[Tyleriscoolx2]

This video represents Japan pretty well.

[OnsiflaoKiegurth]

YES YES !YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[MegaShiny]

Pikachu Bird?

[OiGusca]

LMFAO this is fantastic!



[Leon8455]

concussion don't have i

i fine fell

[ItachiSakkarax]

SOme serious head bangin goin on here !

[tronic2k]

loool

[ChickenAndBeer18]

ok there gotta be a metal version to this

[SaninKatai]

Did his spaghetti not come out right?

[Greichen]

I had that reaction to FFXIII as well.

[DTrooper458]

Woody, the woodpecker is so oldschool. All hail Metaly, the metalhead.

[LatumWay]

Awww I used to have two cockatiels.

They both died.

[EonianPal]

:[ my bird does the same thing I wonder what they have against chocobos

[bobsmith]

Wheres The Heavy Metal Remix =D??!?!?

[SatanicScythe]

Good lord!

[macsam10]

It´s over 9000 hits ! it´s was super effective !

[SPEC7RE]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$

[ironhus]

give that bird a little dagger and it will be an unstopable killing machine

[johnbananawarrior]

rape.....

[GReddy90]

awesome, where can i buy one?

[kelath5555]

"You seek to usurp me as the favored one?! I'll not have it! PREPARE YOURSELF!"

[Gamewitzer]

I share his feelings.

[x3215]

かわいいｗｗｗ　チョコボとオカメかわいいｗｗｗ

[ashpark208]

hmmm mate im afraid ur cockatiel seems to think its a woodpecker

[GlitchesofWar]

Counter Chicks Win!

[AirForceAce21]

Wow this bird must hate Final Fantasy!!!

[5k4e2n9]

いいちこ飲ませたの？

[Sandythesandcat]

CANIBALSSSSSS

[mewantcool]

Bird used omnipeck!

Baby Chocobo can defeated!

Bird earned 100000x10 EXP!

Rewarded with...Ultima Beak!

[shuntube06]

いいちこ



[guitarboy32]

tinyurl . c0m/37382qb

[nemesis0778]

HIS MUST HURT AFTER THE 80000TH ONE

what's the scouter say about that moves power level

it's over 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999

WHAT! 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999????

THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT... can it?

[kr4nkel]

can we have Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken version?

[Anandfulness]

チョコボvsチョコボ？ vs. 3 Inches of Blood - Deadly Sinners * FAST VERSION *

[goodlucklv]

I have an overwhelming urge to just rip that birds stupid head off

[milkygear]

wolfpupy is dead who cares about fucking anything

[riceboi69467]

haha Put Slayer's Raining blood in the backround, mute this video and watch the metalhead birdy

[n30l1nk]

@riceboi69467 I did it. It was fucking awesome, LOL.

[SmackoRulesOverNate]

he goin nuts

[chleoxo]

好好笑喔。。好可愛。。。

[klumzypinoy]

Look at that birdie grind!!

[msg429]

きつつき、じゃなくてオカメインコ

[zersockpuppet]

Funny thing is, this is how I feel about FF13, too.

[gwogwo123123]

not even a slight dent to that can!!! what a weak ass burd

[cruzeNN]

FAKE!

[ninveth]

9999 dmg!

[PackThaBong]

brutal.

[joshwilliamsissex]

i don't know why, but i can't stop watching this!

[13loodLust]

BREATH DAMN IT BREATH!

DON'T DIE ON ME!

[lavinen89]

Cockatiel ATB gauge is pretty long to do this combo :)

[tikifun360]

Cockatiel used peck!!!.....

202 times! Critical hit!

Cockatiel defeated Chocobo! Got 10,000 exp for winning!

MisterNig got 1,289 for winning! Sent some home to mom!

[thegreatpoupon]

release your rage!

[TheHardBop]

That bird should be a summon. :DDD

[DeagleGold]

Poor Chocobo... I think Sazh is going through shock. Chocobo was being pecked at by his sister...lol

[geistxiii]

omg, he needs some kind of aggression therapy xD

[MidgetguyII]

lol

[cleverloginname]

Birds aren't very smart.

[Ra3vyn]

ROTFL Knocking out the competition XD

[Benvakt]

lmao why is he doing that?

[Vza004]

imagine that on a game controller lolz

[Diablokiller3]

omnipeck go 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 overkill 9999 1 second rest 99999 99999 99999 99999 murder 999999999 lolz

[Ringworm1281]

i think its lonlely it needs a friend

[AV27]

Call me crazy, but I don't think birds do that to friends.

[Ringworm1281]

@AV27 i think the reson its pecking the can is cos its wanting it 2 respond

[Taislinmaosdela]

poor chocobo

[ridjf]

This is the drummer who will join deathmetal rooster and headbanging cockatoo in their new band

[metalsimon]

This is the blastbeat for Death Metal Rooster

[orionpk]

i find this disturbing the way of that cockatiel do that

[TheMoraxCompany]

Woah he Overkilled that chocobo can, lol.

[Kontonymous]

That's an asswhoopin'.

[Black777Eagle]

it would be a better world if the cockatiels ran it

[Black777Eagle]

Overkill!

[ThexMetalxWithin]

qahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haaaaa

[19snakeyez83]

That's hilarious!!!

Brain damage for sure! Should edit out the can and give him long hair.

[TraumaFox]

Pick up that can.

[TyeNee]

now put it... in the trash.

[AV27]

Wow, that cockatiel hates chocobos!

[squareenix12]

HAHAHAHA XD

[217Gnomes]

That pretty much summarizes what I was like after I finished all my midterm exams.

[bradleyman13]

i guess that awsome bird dosent want another pet bird in the house

Bird: DIE DIE chocobo stay in the ff games where you belong.

[furryfan87243]

Thats epic! He roughly pecked that thing around 200 times!

[Andrexthor]

Metal pecker!

[pwnageprata]

headbanging bird loves death metal

[YaoiVixen401]

LMAO!

I don't think he likes another 'bird' in his space.

This is just hilarious~ And the way he pauses to find out whether or not he's 'taken care' of the other bird is....Lol...

[gearsdan]

LMFAO! 0:08! is too hilarious!

that little pause! someone save me!

[Myredemption023]

lol cute

[wenupix]

it's believed woodpecker xD

[PhoenixDown88]

Cockatiel gained 9000 EXP

[TheAlansine]

@PhoenixDown88 9001 xp?

[Blade51]

@PhoenixDown88 that Cockatiel did some serious grinding thats for sure... lol

[kibecru]

Flawless victory.

[beastrock200]

*lvl up multiple times*

[NanniNatsumeSenpai]

the fornicate?

[Blatenly]

with a bird like this, who needs a hammer?

[devonpenner]

i'm actually crying from laughing so hard HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

[FreeGovernmentCheese]

it's a toy bird... it's a toy mechanical bird.

[nameofthepen]

FGC - you're being droll and joking, right?

Surely you don't really believe that. Or do you?

(Before you answer, suggest you go to uploader's channel, and watch his other 2 vids about this same bird...)

[FreeGovernmentCheese]

God told me himself... He says it's a toy bird. God told me and I believe him!

[jjws]

lol hes so fast

[thingies4U]

I laughed so hard all the way through!

[betolocoatomix]

Chocobo VS Chocobo hahahahah... that was COOL!!!

[Bopig]

That's pretty funny. :P

I know a few bird lovers who might be able to explain this to me. Saves me a google search. :p

[MyGrassIsGreenest]

What is wrong with you azns?

[mijnnaamisaaron]

i was wondering the same thing. The weirdest animal shit come from the far east. this video has proven it again

[CalgaryFlames2010]

F'n birds gonna kill itself

[Tharosh]

METAL HEADBANGERS!

[XSportSeeker]

*plays victory fanfare*

[BlooOcean]

I love the sudden pause at 0:08 XD

[RageRocksYou]

that's so fucking metal

[SonicZeroX]

I guess you could say it was

*sunglasses*

Squakin out

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!

[polarfour]

thats not a cockatoo!

[ZergRushJohnny]

It's a space station..?

[drag0590]

I love how it starts pecking before the can is even placed down.

[bddblade]

Lmfao.

[Kubik145]

xDD

[Gudk1p]

hands off my bread

[Grijano]

OMG dont feed him with redbull !

[menschenopfer]

bird of prey.

[IGotzTheDiarrhea]

put a picture of a chocobo on your buttons = auto button!

[enix2093]

Chocobo VS Chocobo, more like MetaChocobo.

チョコボVSメターチョコボ!!

[aesniper]

Peck attack

[Tharosh]

Flying Headbanger!

[Blahsmack]

that bird is rocking out

some serious headbanging

[FlyLikeAnIdiot]

Did the bird die ???!!!

[BurningMonkel]

Yes, you can see his head starting to explode at 0:39! It totally died!

[Isinia79]

Cue in the Victory fanfare already!! XD

[blackcatphobia]

BRB DED FROM LOL

[penttikoski]

What can men do against such reckless hate?

[cakefarts]

@penttikoski bahahahahahaha masterstroke

[svenskjan]

beat the shit out of him!

[DrBagpipes]

goddamn birds are dumb as all hell

[dongmaster2]

fuck dat nigga up yo

[Dleduc02]

KICK HIS SHIT IN!

[Zephialx]

A GODDAMN BUS ACCIDENT

[Kemeji]

you win

[dav967]

you win

[SLU00]

moim zdaniem to jest sztuczna papuga bo to nie jest zbyt realne

[TheKamil980]

sztuczna papuga widac :P ale 5/5

[TiduPL]

człowieku nie mogłeś nic gorszego dojebać ;x dobrze że polski nie jest popularny bo by Cie tutaj wyśmiali

[TheKamil980]

to powiedz niby co "dojebalem"??

[NoEyez824]

if this video was easier to find. u have millions of views by now+

[LeeTupper]

Fucking metal.

[HeyItsMcKenna]

dude took the term, "i'd tap that" to a whole new level.

=]

[CatzEyes93]

ROFLMAO!

[ferretonmeth]

that's creepy... i'm afraid of birds

[anusbaerchen]

the porr animal, you are being cruel to the parrot! I hope someone does that to you you idiot!°!!!1

[souless86]

You're pretty retarded arnt you?

[MisterNig]

Get off my lawn

[Draghot20]

My cockatiel do the same thing but to the mirrors.

[TheSladeJT]

I was confused at first until I read the comments about Cocktail habits with 'drumming' to attract mates.

Still doesn't stop it from being funny. xD

[GamerIGF]

Omfg. LOL. That's a hyper Cockatiel.

[Sev0nne]

Looks like he just got a bit carried away with the whole tapping thing! He must really like the sound of that can.

I don't think he's intimidated by the chocobo, however--I watch my birds fight all the time.

I think LoneHero2 might be right though; if this bird is a female or male looking to mate, it may think there is a chick stuck inside an impenetrable egg of doom!!! Lol, poor little guy--tapping with no results!

[Sev0nne]

I breed cockatiels--I own eleven. As for this little guy, I think he's trying to impress a "mate"--likely his owner--by "drumming". Yeah, cockatiels drum--go figure! It's actually how they start a rhythm to their songs, sort of like when a conductor taps on his music stand to bring an orchestra to order. It sets a pace for their song once they start to sing; my cockatiel and I tap back and forth all the time.

[nicholaxxx]

that bird is just full of rage...

[himegoro]

オーマイゴッド・・・

[xVectorSigma]

LOL. What the hell?

[zavatone]

That is so win

[ejl003]

it wants to be a woodpecker