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  • yeah, thats pretty bad when you get your ass kicked by coconuts.

  • Missmissmissmissmissmiss

  • Now he holds the record for most banged up steel. :D

  • and he's a black belt...

  • two timin touch and broken bones

  • aawww :( poor guy! that should have been embarassing

  • If they said: Look i can crash my hand into a metal thing for 14 seconds, i would think he was awesome.

  • hehe i live there we danish people are so stupid :D

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin guy

  • Dude, just....just stop.

  • For the coconuts to break, they have to be dry. Looks like it had rained .

  • the coconut´s drin juggernout

  • Maybe we shouldn't use metal bars as a support for coconuts.

  • after the 3rd coconut it goes bon bruise, then maybe slight fracture to full on shattered hand

  • in soviet russia coconut brakes ur hand!

  • Dumb fuck

  • Holy shit that mus hurt so much.

  • he broke more bones than coconuts

  • nice hitting the steel bar there

  • Damn , he's good at pounding a metal

  • After the 2nd one you should just stop, also tape is your friend

  • danish tv ftw :D

    

  • White guys shouldn't wear Kimono's.

  • yep that worked

  • Nailed it.

  • Fail because hes not the karate kid

  • He should hit with his head.

  • WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS??? IM IN PAIN!!!

  • Eng Sub : Ready?... Yup... Ok... 1,2,3, go! TUNG, DOK, DOK, MISS, MISS, DOK, MISS, MISS, Ok thomas are u ok? AIizzz DUK ( I think this one break his bone...) LOL

  • if theres a video of someone actually breaking these, let me know. 

  • It only gets better when he misses and hits the steel angle iron underneath the coconuts LOL .

  • the only thing that hurts more than his hand is his pride

  • Black Belt my asian ass

  • hiiiii,,,,ya! ya! ow! ow! aah! fuck! fuck! shit *breaks bone*

  • @mgt436 i gesten (tæt på Vejen)

  • "Actually, I thought it would be with oranges.."

  • i want to fight whit him :D

  • HAHAHAHAHHAA HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HOOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHHEE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAA­AA, not funny.

  • He should have learned from Mr. Miyagi

  • @mgt436 im danish too

  • @PokemonInMyPokeGamez

    So are about 5.475.791 others.... whats your point?

  • why aren0t these coconuts put on a simple wooden plank, and fixed in place.

    no way to brake it if you have it slipping all oever the place

  • LOL he's not even hitting the coconuts... damn

  • forgot his wife's coconuts were softer than real coconuts

  • I wanted to make a comment with chuck norris. but no one came into my mind.

  • blackbelt in bullshido

  • he DID break his hand

  • @mgt436 Cool story bro.

  • eight

    shu

    stike

    NOOB!

  • This guy just hit a solid ass bar like 6 times with his full strength and did not cry like a bitch.

    He can teach me anyday

  • @mgt436 uugh. why dont you danish people go back to being small!!!. jk i luv u guise

  • it wasnt a cocunut breaking fail, it was a cocanut slaping win :D

  • my hand hurts watching this...

  • Just so so stupid!

  • No Coconuts were harmed in the making of this video!

  • he was obviously trying to break the metal

  • @mgt436 thank you! ;)

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  • Idiot...

  • well that failed

  • and I thought he was gonna use his head.

  • @kabalan20 yeaqh miss the coconuts and fuck up his head

  • @BlazingAbie His head is probably already fucked up. I mean, why would he even try to do this?

  • what that fuck compels you to do this

  • @mgt436 what are they saying?

  • COME ON BREAK ONE LMAO

  • freaking lag ... is not registrying any of his hits ... damn internet .... rofl

  • this is what he did right after

    watch?v=sHbPgDvAvf0&feature=re­lated

  • Maybe the record was most metal rail chops between coconuts?

  • The brown coconuts are hard.He shouldve stuck with the younger coconuts as they are easier to break and plus empty the juice out first,then try again.

  • Argh, how am i supposed to chop up this metal with all these super hard coconuts in the way?! They're hurting my hand!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

  • well Maybe he should have solidified those coconuts with something...

  • They should replace the coconuts with baby kittens. It would be softer on the hand.

  • It goes like this:

    1:HIT

    2:Miss

    3:Miss

    4:broken bones:))

  • There are those who can do that, they're called ninjas,

    then there are those who can't, but try anyway, we call them failures.

  • Must gather More Chi o.o

  • what the hell was he thinking? Has he ever successfully chopped a coconut in half?

  • he was actually trying to break the metal, the coconuts are just there to look cute

  • that's too painful!

  • take your fucking chuck norris and shag him

  • chuck Norris must be jealous

  • That Was Pretty Bad

  • He broke his hand like 7 times

  • Inaccurate rabid chopping. Pitiful.

  • Whats up with Europeans trying to break records by destroying fruits? (watch headbanger fail) Best part about this, I think he only hit 2 of the coconuts.

  • I like the last hit , it hurts iam not gonna hit it one more time , i will hit it anyway XD

  • coconut shy

  • Ohh, Copenhagen! I remember seeing this in TV... Don't remember why he had to do it but I do remember feeling his pain X3

  • chuck norris never had this problem

  • THATS gonna happen....

  • what an asshole

  • it is not his false that some stupid person has decided to put the coconuts on this long thing where they can move!

  • He was actually trying to break the metal girder...

    The coconuts were placed there to trick him :P

  • these coconuts are genetically superior to the other ones!

  • ahahahahaha what were you thinking!!!! hhahaha

  • What idiot put them on a metal girder!!! He hit the girder 2 or 3 times when the coconuts were displaced LOL

  • does thst hurt???? cuz damn dude i even felt that 1

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  • and i thought my hand hurt after watching porn

  • he thought that he was chuck norris

  • Dude!! My  Hand hurts from watching this

  • Well the problem was he bought a fake black belt.

  • are u serious he hit that i beam more then he hit the cocnuts

  • Poor guy lol

  • kitchen has a k in it

  • What do you mean "Coconut Breaking Fail"? He was trying to break the metal bar, the Coconuts got in his way!

  • Stpud coconuts in the way he could nearly break the bar...

  • hey don't do that your white only Asians can do that

  • ahh karate the acient sport where men practice the art of coconut-breaking

  • That guy is a dumbass. You cant break coconuts from Chuck Norris Island. If Chuck Norris heard that he stole his coconuts, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him back in to a sperm.

  • Did he even hit 1 coconut ? XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • he's a fake... he bought that black belt at the 99 cent store!

  • he forgot to try the falcon kick :/

  • @MASKEDMONKEY18 You mean the Falcon Punch

  • @Visitrix oh ya lol FAIL on my part

  • @mgt436 translate ass

  • Fail for wearing jeans with a gi

  • God tur hjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!

  • chuck norris mustve peed on the coconut tree that they came from

  • Coconut chuck norris did it again! LOL

  • judo chop.

  • Co za asy..

  • LMFAO wtf

  • man try oranges!

  • fyfan va jobbigt att stå där och missa alla.

  • hahahah aimbot

  • Get aimbot :P

  • omg ouch

  • Why did he even attempt this? Its impossible to break cocunuts or mental with a chop like that. Lmao!

  • LOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • another black belt earned by way of the "dollar" much like tkd lmao

  • IIIIIve got a lovely bunch of cocoa nuts, didely dee

    there they are standing in a roooow

    big ones, small ones, some as big as your... wait... i specifically asked for them TO BE SET UP ON A WOODEN PLATFORM!!!! GRAAAAAAA!!!!!! TAKE THIS METAL TABLE!!!!

  • did he even practice? LMAO

  • 240p we meet again.

  • Translation "I swear I could do this at home, ask my mom!"

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • ...wtf wit beckham tryna break coconuts on a skrillex hosted shw 

  • Hand breaking win :D

  • not even one and done :p

  • i always read the top comments before i watch the video xp

  • handbreaking WIN !

  • omg he utterly destroyed his hand on that metal

  • ouch

  • Fucking Danes! LOL its funny cos im danish ; ) Thumbs up for self fail ^^

  • He was all damn it who replaced the stunt coconuts with real ones

  • I thought he would break the coconuts with his head. Would have been funnier if he did so. :)))

  • lol wot a strapon

  • How does he own a Black Belt?

  • Dick head

  • Someone needs to teach him how to bust a nut!

  • press 4 repeatedly to break his hand..!

  • normally they get people who actually know how to do it.

  • LOL, nice chopping metal skill

  • I don't think the costume included super powers, when you were buying it.

  • I guess the Pumphrey brothers have nothing to worry about. :-D

  • Why he try to break next one when the first one even wasn't broken?

  • why do people copy from the top rated comments? thats just lame,no thats fail

  • So many Top comment wannabe's........... huh

  • @Assasin301Media im not even gonna read all of that -_-

  • are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

  • Disclaimer: No coconuts were harmed in the filming of this video.

  • "Im trying to break this metal bar but these damn coconuts keep getting in the way

  • people ofc u cant break a cocanot if it dont stand in somting what stop moves them so its not a fail look how hard he hit the metal

  • ALL EUROPEANS ARE DUMB-FUCKING WANNABES, THIS ONE'S TYPICAL!

  • @gregboyds Why the hate?

  • " Eat, soup, strike, NOOB! "

  • I am a brack ah belt in Failrate

  • How do you say stupid fool in Spanish?

  • @HardRokMiner Estupido or pendejo tonto

  • My name is Niko Bellic, eh?

  • UR HAND GOD DAMMIT

  • The coconuts were decoy guys...he was trying to break the steel bar!

  • "Fail, Fail. Fail, Fail, Fail, Fail, Fail, Fail,..... aaaah screw it!"

  • he missed almost every shot!he got in two, but they were nothing.