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  • God is telling me that Pat Robertson is going to Hell.

  • he looks like...oops! i just shit myself.

  • I'm like what!! on that last comment

  • This is just evil he once said that "(something I forgot) is more important than a couple of buildings" referring to the 9/11 attacks, meanwhile thousands of people died

  • i would beat this guy so much !

  • is this guy for real? he belongs in a straight jacket

  • He's definitely trolling.

  • THIS GUY SORTED SOME WHITE DEMONS 

  • Ghetto Kids.....o_O

  • :O

  • "He took getto kids and made them very fine citizens"

    Holy shit.

  • Pat, how are those two free helicopters doing in your diamond mines. You know, the telathon money you spent on yourself. Pat is a scumbag.

  • I have yet to see a clip of Pat Roberts that doesn't make me say "Take a look at this fuckin guy!!"

  • The BIBLE states not to enroll in ANY kind of martial Arts......period....This is all wrong teachings.......

  • @channadunu

    What verse(s) are you referring to?

  • @channadunu So..what verse in the bible is that? .. .. ..Thou shalt not round house kick thy neighbor?

  • "ghetto kids"

  • It's official...Pat Robertson is insane! Time to call the Good Humor Boys, tell them to come and pick-up some Tutti Frutti!

  • Thank you for clearing that up Pat Roberts. Karate is okay, just remember not to accidentally meditate when you pray.

  • He's worrying about teaching "rich people" how to fight and "inhaling demon spirits??" What is he now the 99 percents Witch Doctor?? "Hello Space Daddy this is your Witch Doctor Robertson calling you to exercise the demon spirits from Karate studio." What a freak. And if the rich are plagued with this doesn't that mean he is as well? What is he poor now? LOL

  • *inhales demon spirits* HIIIIIIII - YAAAAAAA!

  • He snorted something, and it wasn't demon spirits.

  • Anybody else notice how Pat looks a looks an awful lot like The Brain from Pinky and the Brain? CBN is a money making front to help fund his plans to take over the world.

  • Demon spirits? WTF? Is this guy serious? He belongs in the nut house not speaking on tv.

  • Why can't this demented old bastard finally die already? He continues existing well into his proverbial 'fourscore' years while the finest minds of our time fizzle out before 50. I think this is proof positive of an amoral cosmos

  • Pat robertson is a modern devil......I'm not saying this cus i'm muslim, i'm saying this because Pat is officially screwed up in the head.

  • "Dear Lord, I know I'm just a poor ghetto kid, but if you could send a redneck karate man to my neighborhood to turn me into a very fine citizen, I sure would appreciate it."

  • How american

  • OK You sounded sane right up to the inhaling Demon Spirits.

  • wow really? pat robertson Really? I guess I shouldn't be surprised he is amongst the highest calibur of lord level douches but this is just fucking infuriating. Ima' go inhale some devil spirits and use my un-natural demonic strength to work the heavy bag for a while so I can work off some of the anger this cock tard has caused me

  • LMMFAO!that strength cant come from humans naturally??thats exactly what the religious want you to believe,to demean the inner strength of the human race to make them feel weak and to be prone to their control.this man is as evil as all the evil he speaks of!appalling!

  • inhaling deeply = clearing the mind, clearing the mind = greater strength

  • Going to war and killing people - ok by God.

    doing karate or judo - if its for Jebus, ok by God

  • this man is the definition of a r-tard.

  • Pat Robertson needs to have all the skin rubbed off him with a steel wool scrub pad and then be thrown in a pile of powdered salt.

  • Inhaling demon spirits? The only demon spirit inhaling you'll be doing is when people let out gas when they're practicing judo chops!

  • LOL inhaling demon spirits WHAT?!!

  • i just keep repeating 1:07 and stare at my laptop screen in space, i seen the 700 club play on abc lots of times but i had no idea this guy was this stupid, i liked him but not now..

  • This old lunatic is such a douchebag.

  • Is it possible to take Ghetto kids and turn them into fine citizens? Aren't they all the seed of the devil Pat, I mean they are mostly black and you know god don't like them darkies. Pat, thank you so much for your insight, advice and knowledge, you will never cease to make me wonder how so much ignorance and stupidity can reside in one man. You have proven that you are the bottomless pit of narrow minded ignorance, stupidity and hate.

  • Religious people come up with the craziest shit, it's hilarious.

  • Lol, no wonder Anderson Silva is such a badass fighter. He's learned how to inhale all powerful demon spirits.

  • Does anybody know what the procedure is for inhaling demon spirits? I could use a pick me up.

  • Teaching violence is okay but sex???? Whoa!

  • i actually think he gave a good answer.. i don't understand the humor in it..

  • Demon spirits

    That's what Pat calls his pot

  • If you're in martial arts you better not pick your nose a demon might coming flying out of a stupid booger.

  • What a moron screw Chuck Norris That Hukabee sucking asshole!!!!

  • Why don't you get with the fucking times Pat, you disgusting fucking raggedy old piece of shit.

  • Oh my sister who is a nurse, attends church, and is a productive member of society is a brown belt, oh no she's possessed. NNNNOOOOOO LOLOLOLOLOL.

  • inhale demons, like the ones zenu placed on earth? Oh my

  • Oh god I lol'd so hard at this my chest still hurts. How ever is it possible that anybody could possibly be asking this man for advice? I am totally perplexed. I mean, people aren't really this stupid, are they? My views on humanity aren't exactly high at the moment, but that this was real is just waaaay too depressing.

    Thank God I'm an atheist...

  • And we wonder why the world is so screwed up!

  • All I have to say to you Pat is.....SHANG SUNG WINS!!!! "Your soul is mine!" Stop watching Mortal Kombat you dried up old prune.

  • Be sure to wear a face mask when doing karate so you don't inhale any demon spirits!

  • I can FEEEEEL you in meeeee!!!!...lol

  • Pat Robertson, that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. "Are you going help ghetto kids or teach rich people to hurt their friends." How about teaching rich people to defend themselves if one of these ghetto punks who didn't take Chuck Norris's class jumps them wanting to steal their money?

  • Pat is definitely inhaling something.

  • Demons give people super strength!? Come on...I wonder if Robertson really believes this crap, or is just making money off of people dumb enough to believe it.

  • @TheJetsilver

    Of course demons give people super strength. Why do you think The Hulk gets so strong?

    :D

  • chuck norris doesn't even know karate, he does tang soo do.

  • I'd like to roundhouse this fuck face about a hundred times then do a choke hold until he quit breathing.

  • what a dumb ass. obviously he is deranged. be careful of those demon spirits LOL

  • ghetto kids?

  • Oh dear

  • "are you going to help little kids get out of the ghetto like chuck norris does?" LOL

  • I think it's cute when retarded people become famous.

  • wait, isn't robertson a proven false profit? What ever happened to the nuclear incident he prophesied? Why is he still on TV?

  • Dear Pastor Robertston,

    Yesterday, I lied to my parents about stealing the car, masturbated to a man getting fucked by a horse, and had an abortion after gay sex even though I used the Morning after pill.

    Can I receive the grace of the lord?

  • "some of them do that by the way"...and i base that on something i pulled out of my ass

    Please God, kill this old cock sucker

  • WMAWJD?

    What martial art would Jesus do?

  • pfffffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just farted a demon spirit all over your stupid christian face.

  • Talk about being incredibly deluded. 'Inhaling demons spirits?' Lol.

  • I want to inhail demons but my dealer's always sold out everytime I seem him.

  • @TheWarbirdPhoenix hahaha shame aint it

    

  • Ghetto kids? What a loser... needs to get a life... "demonic crap."

  • craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

  • i vote for inhaling demons.

  • ROFL ... god this is hilarious 

  • this is the time of logic and science.. we dont live in the middle ages anymore. stupid fucking mythical thinking. grow a brain, people.. wake up to modern times. adam and eve isnt real..

    its all just primitive thinking.

  • Pat doesnt know shit about fuck.

    You sad ignorant, pathetic little man. You should just jump off a damn cliff.

  • stop busting on the bible. so much hate towards a book that was meant to teach a simpler people during a simpler time using "fairy tale" like proverbs and parables to describe something like All life (love) and energy which God consumes and Satan being the void of light and life but in Character or perhaps in a sense a real evil angle. does energy die or does it continue on? if you have no love or light in your heart then maybe you become the void. and yet Pat is kind of primitive for this time.

  • Ooohh........what a %&+king idiot.

  • Well considering the fact that he has no evidence that their strength is of a "demonic source" and not a human source, than it is just wordplay. You call it demonic, I'll call (if I ever did martial arts) inner human capablity.

    He can call it whatever he wants to, it is just focusing on your inner capablity as a human being. This guy is an idiot. :)

  • PAT ROBERTSON YOUR A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU , YOU FAKE ASS PASTOR BITCH MEMBERS HAVING MOTHA FUCKA!

  • so if someone can kick your ass then it means their possessed by the devil.

  • I think old Pat has taken one too many God-chops to the head.

    Of course if there was a god this man should be struck down.

  • This old retard got 3 million supporters for his run for USA president.

    3 milions actively supported him. In 1988.

    3 millions support this retard, 3 millions support another retard, 5 millions taht other retard, 10 millions the other, and then what? you have the US of retardiA.

  • @jasonapling in this country we have a right to be stupid...... here is a fine example of it called pat.

  • ahh shit seriously i soooo got to take up karate again

  • come on finish the sentence... this is what? fucking stupid. yes good job

  • @jasonapling HEY! just what do you have against jackasses, feeble minded, simpletons and idiots

    to insult them by likening them to this..... this........ this...... heeey what do you know-- i am lost for words

    but "patrobertson" comes to mind....

  • dear pastor robertson

    dam at chicory hill gave way. and water rising fast . we can only see diane sawyers eyebrows on TV. ar we being punished by god because of homosexuals lesbian abortionists? we need ferment prayers but our minister ran off with the milkman.

    what should we do?

  • Dear United States of America

    Why haven't you had this man duly committed to a lunatic asylum?

    -Chris

  • @msaoichan we did......but the insane in the asylum gave us three hours to get this nut out of the

    place and they didn't care where to place him or they will go on an hunger strike....we had no choice but comply...i'mean c'mon...what would we say to the world when 3400 insane going on a hunger strike to prove

    they were not as insane as this thing?? what would you do?

  • @gyreenedoc

    Try and flush him down the toilet?

  • @msaoichan naaaah.... he is too chunky for that......

  • My karate teacher made me inhale demon spirits too.

  • I swear that Pat Robertson says outlandish things just for the hell of it !

    Of course, the "flock" will believe everything he says blindly.  Idiots. Pat must be laughing his ass off at all these stupid followers!

  • @cheeriosinabowl re: laughing his ass off

    no, he is not! no, no, nooooo...... he believes his own nonsense himself! that is sad... but, there is

    nothing anyone can do..... like most paranoid schizophrenics, he thinks he is right and sees anyone

    who does not see eye to eye with him to be the tools of devil or devil itself. for these types prognosis is

    very poor.

  • God made man mortal so that Pat Robertson's influence cannot be eternal.

  • Wow. I didn't know inhaling demonic spirits could give you enormous strength! Geez - I've been wasting my life. Do they sell evil spirits on Ebay?

  • @TheOpenMinded12460 Inhaling demons huh? What about inhaling excuses?

  • I dunked a basketball for the first time the other day but I will never do it again, clearly it was a demon at work. I'm going to church, please forgive me.

  • this guys is a lunatic. hear how he talks? just random babbling from an extremely ignorant old fool.

  • 'he took ghetto kids and made them very fine citezens'

    is there anything chuck norris cannot do?

  • @jamesm274 yes, there is. he can't make this cluck disapear into oblivion.....

  • I wanna join a crazy cult called the 700 club and give it a million dollars by robbing my local bank? What do you think I should do? If I don't rob the bank i'll give my pothetic savings to the 700 club and warship pat robertsons oldness and senile dimentia.

  • and this guy get paid a mint to speak this dribble. he should be banned from television.

  • @aguteempasil why? to deprive us of a nitwit to laught at and ponder over in psych class and wright

    a paper about what haqppens to some who were born with a mushed melon?  you surely jest.

  • @aguteempasil he should be ban period

  • Inhaling Demon Spirits, that's some kind of drugs?

  • I tried to stop breathing but the demons got worse! Who else but a televangelist would call chi or prana evil. Are asthmatics all demons then? He is possessed by the Anglican false Christ. I'll believe that Jesus and Lao Tzu are on a spaceship in center of the sun before this guys fortune making blasphemy.

  • I try not to inhale daemons unless there is a line of coke in front of me.

  • @69chodda69 i thought it came in bottles and cans....  well....... as they say.....live and learn....

  • dear, dear pastor robertson

    my husband and i went to hawaii for a short vacation. my husband was sitting under a tree watching the hula girls. a coconut fell on his head. i think someone

    called the police and they came and ask me how a coconut fell from an oak tree

    i told them i didn't know. i took typing in high school... not botany.

    dear pastor, will god forgive me for lying? i am beside my self..... what should i do?

  • OMG..talk about ppl not being able to think for themselves. And they turn to this idiot for advise? Come on people!!!...aren't you more intelligent than that??? This Pat R. is really an idiot only based on this video.

  • Fuck you,Pat Robertson.

  • Woooooowww.... This man is the definition of "crazy old coot"

  • @katens2002 HEY!! what do you have against "old coots" to say things like that, hmmmmm?

  • @gyreenedoc you're right, I wasn't thinking :-) I'll have to apologize to the "crazy old coots" I know, it wasn't very nice to compare them to Robertson.

  • The breathing exercises in martial arts are not a person inhaling "Demon Spirits" but focusing their body, mind, and spirit to work together and maximize the force produced by their attacks and defences. It has nothing to do with demonic forces and this just proves that whatever christians don't understand gets automatically attributed to Satan and demons. It has been scientifically proven that proper breathing techniques will make your body stronger and healthier. This guy is obviously retarded

  • boy are you one clueless idiot if you're asking pat robertson for advice.

  • What fucking idiots these people are. I thought Robertson was dead...unfortunately not.

  • Wow "ghetto kids making them fine citizens" ( blacks in general, hispanics, and white trash) what an ignorant phrase to use, the holy spirit should have corrected his insensitive religious butt. Rich people are so oblivious to people in the real world, they think if your not wealthy your some worthless lost heathen on welfare, oversexed, and on various drugs. So sick and tired of these uppity inconsiderate "christians" who are not christ-like.

  • "...he(Chuck Norris)took ghetto kids and made them fine citizens..."? Is Pat Robertson for real? I guess we can assume that if a child grows up in the ghetto he/she will be far from becoming civilized citizens unless they put their guns and knives down for exchange for a fist.

  • Dear Pat Robertson, did you take your medication yet?

  • This man may be one of the worst living examples of human intelligence I have ever seen.......

  • @lundymaphone No intelligence here folks...move along.

  • @halation777 I suppose you are correct. By even debating someone like him you are simply legitimizing his nonsense.

  • He's not entirely wrong though. just the way he said it doesn't sound convincing. I don't think people inhale demon spirit, but some practitioner do use spirits to grant them seemingly supernatural powers. They don't usually teach these things in school or urban areas. But if you were to go to the villages or less developed places, some of these 'arts' are still being practiced.

  • TAMMY FAYE BAKKER LOVED EVERYONE NO MATTER WHAT WHICH WAS HER MESSAGE AND PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS MAJOR HITLER ASSHOLE NAMED PAT ROBERTSON - HE'S A DISGUSTING MAN THAT GOD WON'T REWARD. IT'S SO SAD TO ME THAT THOSE WITH GOOD HEARTS LIKE TAMMY DIE SO SOON AND THESE ASS HOLES LIVE FOREVER SPREADING THEIR HATE AND VENOM TO IDIOTS WHO WILL LISTEN

  • LOL... UNLIMITED POWER !

  • Wow! I am amazed at the stupidity of this guy. I have been studying martial arts for years and it has nothing to do with demons. Pat Robertson is a nutjob and it's scary that this man actually influences so many naive ignorant people. The blind leading the blind.

  • Pat Robertson may very well be the biggest moron on the planet.

  • DIS LEH PLIN  rofl

  • corrupt bastards hope they burn in their fictitious land of fire.

  • You know what? I think I'll find a little forum to go troll with this amuseing "Satanic air for power" concept in the near future.

  • I had my suspicions when 700 club asked for donations with their telethon. The operator told me it was going to be donated to a charity, but how do I know if that's true? I had even more doubts when they refused to give more information on their charity when the BBB requested info, and the fact they're not accredited. Just my opinion.

    Christians are alright, any religion is alright with me as long as you're not hurting people I guess. Be careful with wolves in sheep's skin. o_o

  • I remember seeing him on TV talking about how demonic Karate is, after talking about how yoga blocks Christians from getting in touch with God, and creating Christian Yoga instead. Does he have something against Asians?

    Just because one doesn't understand something, doesn't mean it's evil. My mom said martial arts were created for the purpose of self defense from those who can't control their sins. Higher authorities couldn't always be there to protect their citizens, and still can't.

  • does demon spirit come in powder form? I'd love to do a line of Lucifer .

  • So I can inhale demon spirits for power? That sounds awesome. I'm gonna do that.

  • Priceless. What an idiot

  • Remember people, this is the man who said that the Haitians deserved the earthquake for pissing off God with voodoo magic. Even if there is a god, if he appoints morons like this one to spread His message, is He even worth worshiping? A crazy god who blows up shit and advocates racism, homophobia, and WASP culture---how much better is that than Zeus or Shiva?

  • @alHalwima You put that perfectly...what kind of god has these crazy messengers and such a hateful crazy message? Surely he wouldnt be worth worshiping.

  • Around here, we call "inhaling demon spirits" breathing oxygen, but whatever floats your boat, pat.

  • why are you selling merchandise i thought there was no money to be asked for in the name of god. money is the original sin for even the holiest of holy is tyed down to it. if god came now tomorrow some people would have more money than him but would god still not be the richest

  • Good ol Pat always gives me a good laugh, and a scare really

  • "Inhaling demon spirits" that is priceless.

  • Pat Robertson Highly PAID for BY JEWS to misslead us.

  • Holy shit, if by "inhaling demons" you mean "inhaling lines of cocaine" then hell yeah, let's do some rails and go crane kick the shit out jesus and his rich friends.Everyone knows that all the best karate guys from the 80's had major coke habits. I teach the little ghetto kids karate and they pay me in coke, crack, malt liquor and weed. KA-RA-TE 4 life beaotch....

  • hey shut up karate originated from my country and no not japan its india

  • LOL. I am sorry I couldn't help but think by "inhaling demon spirits" that the actual "demon spirits" is some type of drugs. Like "demon spirits" is code name for "getting high" or something. Sorry too busy laughing.

  • pastor robertson, god told me he hates you and stop speaking for him

  • lol "dont judge christians just on what this man says" Demons are in the bible so are witches...if you believe in the bible then you believe in them as well......and that makes you a retard

  • Shit next time im giving someone a judo chop on a friday night I better watch out for demons :/.

  • What a fucking idiot. How can anyone believe such nonsense?

  • I think Chuck Norris wants to kick Pat Robertson's ass.

  • What a lunatic.

    He's ignorant on everything.

    There is no correlation between Karate and "Inhaling Demon Spirits", you insane POS.

  • I get my demon spirits at a flop house before dark

  • Dissssssssapline

  • I don't get it. A guy expresses his beliefs about history, and he gets slandered. Is that atheist morality?

  • @songwriter4artists hahaha, it's nothing to do with atheism. i'm christian and i find him more than ridiculous. what beliefs about history does he express in this clip by the way? curious, coz it just sounds like his normal thoughtless and stupid spewing. martial arts generally involves the learning of skill and technique. not demon spirits. what he always seems to do is expose is ignorance, on almost everything. he's a very deluded man.

  • @jgacamiu Right. I heard nothing about any specific historical events. I guess I missed the day we were supposed to inhale spirits in my karate class.

  • @TheEmilio16 teehee, ditto!!!!!!:D

  • @songwriter4artists What did he say about history? And all atheists should not be judged by the words of one man. I agree, he should not be slandered. Every time he opens his mouth he proves that is a terrible, ignorant, stupid person. I want nothing to do with any god that P.R. represents. If there is a god, I doubt that he appreciates this man claiming to know his will. Inhalingt demons? Where does he come up with this crap? He sounds like a delusional 10 year old. Man of god? LOL.

  • tip on how to inhale demon catch it, wrap it , smoke it.

  • i'm breathing in deeply

  • AHAHAH! Their super strength? Karate masters aren't nearly as strong as good ol' wrestlers, boxers, or weight lifters. I don't know if you knew this Pat, but breaking a block of wood is a trick that requires technique, not demonic powers...

    As far as 'at least you're not training how to use the sword.' That kind of shit is RAMPANT in the Bible, old and new testament ('I do not bring peace, bring the sword,' Jesus). What about King David, hrm?